Two men and a woman are trapped on an island and can’t figure out how to leave the island. The trees didn’t float and couldn’t be made into a raft and so on and so forth.

So eventually nature takes its course and both of the men end up having sex with the woman.

However the woman starts feeling bad about having sex with both the men and can’t pick one over the other. She gets so torn up about it that she commits suicide.

So now there are only the two men stuck on the island, and one thing leads to another, nature takes its course...

One day one of the men says to the other "I don’t feel right about this, I mean, I think this is wrong. We have to stop." so the other man is very understanding and agrees with the other and they decide to stop.

The next morning the two men bury the woman.

How about the joke about a man, a woman and her mom stuck on an island.

Lennox,

I know your trying to bait me, there's no way I'm giving you the coordinates to that island.

CFK

CFK, Lennox didn't say there was any Viagra or peroxide on that that island. So, you wouldn't be getting hard, but you sure would be getting gray. Now that would be funny.

(Message edited by catocony on July 04, 2008)

Cat,
carefully check from head to toe and see if there is a recycle code ANYWHERE on your body, if so I am going to have it surgically removed.