Hooker Tax

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By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, July 19, 2008 - 08:33 am:  Edit

One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.

The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.

She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.

An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."

He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution."

She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."

By Hemp on Saturday, July 19, 2008 - 01:51 pm:  Edit

CFK - You have been home too long! You need to CUM to Medellin.You can have all the blond's buddy. - Hemp

By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, July 19, 2008 - 04:49 pm:  Edit

Hemp,

Your right, I've been home 7 1/2 weeks and I going nuts. Was suppose to go to CR this week but xld.

Latinalover, Blissman, and myself all plan on coming ASAP....we'll let you and Sandman know in advance so you can roll out the carpet........or hide the blondes!

CFK

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on July 19, 2008)

By Hemp on Saturday, July 19, 2008 - 05:19 pm:  Edit

Oh shit! - Latinalover, Blissman and CFK -I'M MOVING! - Hemp

By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, July 20, 2008 - 08:23 am:  Edit

Well, Diversity wants to come also. I wanted to break it to you gently.

By Hemp on Sunday, July 20, 2008 - 09:02 am:  Edit

Man the 4 Musketeers coming here - there goes the city of Medellin! Let us know your dates as the Casas and Strip Clubs might close during that time (for safety reasons?) Since today is Independence Day in Medellin I am throwing a party tonight for about 15 to 20 people to watch the fireworks from the Terrace and do some Hot Tubing! Too bad you guys can't make it by tonight? (I hope! please, please!). - Hemp


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