When Greengrasser started his recent trip report with, "This is not a trip report", I thought, "Absolutely brilliant!" Still kicking myself that I didn't think of that.

In emulation, the sincerest form of flattery, here's one that I didn't write or photograph:

Is China ready for the Olympics and the resulting influx of English-speaking tourists?



Which is one step up from just lovely.



But taste like cat.



Here, crippie, take my seat.



Great with flied lice.



A separate entrance for Hos.... why didn't I think of that?



Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?



Go over there to die, please. Thank you.



Good to know.



Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.



Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding.



Much tastier that the grown-up variety.



It would be once you start chewing on it.



Starbucks should be very afraid!



I wouldn't tickle this one.



Weird, because horsebeans sound so delicious.



Where every fashionista in China shops.



I knew it!



What?



If there's one thing we don't need help with...



'See you after the flight, Uncle Randy!'



This should be in front of half the hotels in town.



So this is where they all end up. Text

Here is where you go if your girlfriend has any female problems.

Thanks for the laughs! I thought with America buying everything from China that they would learn Engrish, but apparently not.