1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

2.Nothing improves with age.

3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

4.Sex has no calories.

5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

8.No sex with anyone in the same office.

9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

10.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

12.Virginity can be cured.

13.Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

14.Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

15.It is always the wrong time of month.

16.When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

17.Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

18.The younger the better.

19.The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

20.It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

21.Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

22.There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

23.Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

24.Love is a hole in the heart.

25.Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

26.Do it only with the best.

27.Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

28.You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

29.Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

30.Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.

31.A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

32.It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

33.Never say no.

34.A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

35.Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

36.Love comes in spurts.

37.Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

38.There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

39.Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

40."This won't hurt, I promise."

15, i actually spotted a woman wearing a Tshirt saying "yep" `its that time of the month,

38, an old proverb says, only fall in love after your married.

What does one do in case of conflict among #3 and #6 and #8 and #33 and #34?

Stayawayjoe,

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