Bar owners funny stories

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By Redbus on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 08:14 am:  Edit

On another board a bar owner from soi 8 www.cherrybar.biz has posted some funny stories regarding his workers and customers

His mother ask him; why is there was so many waitresses in your bar.

A vender offering to release a small bird for a customer for good luck,and the bird flying straight into a fan, not very good luck i think.

A customer seeing the same girl begging with the third different baby on his holiday and offering her some condoms.

A customer coming on a holiday and after one week, he got a Thai girls name tattooed on his arm, and then explaining it would be OK as his wife could not read Thai.One night when he was asleep back in Farangland, his wife took a photograph of the tattoo and went to the local Thai restaurant, were she got it translated by the staff there.

The one ladyboy of the bar getting 3 short times in one night, and me [bar owner] asking her what her secret was. she replied,."me have magic mouth"

A new girl on her first night was ask her name by a customer. her reply was classic. "you want my real name, my nickname or my prostitute name?" he barfined her on the spot.


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