Official Announcement:

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Must be Obama's presidential canidate seal. Where is Saturday Night Live skit for that!

Beachman must be learning his spelling and grammar from his hero Palin. Gotten your shout out yet, Beachman?

Laguy,

Now when I see Tina Fey I think it's Palin and I actually take her (Tina Fey) more seriously than Palin. This is all becoming too confusing. The real person is more of a joke than the jokester!

When confronted by a girl who winks at you in Adelitas...........

And the liberals want to ban the Pledge of Allegiance. Doesn't this scare anybody?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mvP0ArKIGY

Gee, Breachman, wasn't that Obama in that video? I'm sure that all "liberals" would agree with the viewpoint expressed in that video.

You are more of a nutcase than I thought.

The thing that scares me, to be honest, is that the Palin wing of the Republican Party wants to ban sex. They want to ban our hobby. They want to ban this site. They want to ban talking about sex.

But I guess you want to elect the nuts who will make it illegal for you to fly down to Costa Rica and buy yourself a few hours of pleasure.

Imagine what a McCain/Palin Supreme Court would do to the few remaining privacy rights we have.

I think Beachboy is scared by black people. He sees a video of a half dozen black adolescents and freaks out. Must have gotten his ass kicked by a black kid in junior high.

People like beachgut are the reason that young black guys are compelled to make the types of symbolic gestures and statements in the video he presents. He asks if his video scares me/anyone.

Beachie, I say this from the heart of my bottom and mean it in the nicest possible way:

You are fucking idiot. People like you scare people, but not for the reasons that you wish. You make me want to get in line and sign up with the guys in the video.

If you take my statements personally, don't fret. That is exactly the way that I meant them.

Have a nice day.

(Message edited by blissman on October 07, 2008)

Pissman-



The link I posted had nothing to do about race....it has to do about adults indoctrinating children to only the views that the adults view. I also posted this link earlier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTm5rp8r6fE


So if you want to make it about race be a moron.

The question I asked.... that this is similar to what the Hitler Youth movement was about and if the any group was indoctrinating their children or students the same way for McCain you liberals would be posing the same question....doesn't it scare you?

Do you think Howard Stern is racist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5p3OB6roAg

Do you think Howard Stern is racist.

We English speakers end interrogative sentences with a question mark, as in: "Do you speak English?"

And the answer is: who cares? Do you not think you could get the same sort of responses from a bunch of crackers, telling them that Obama's positions were actually McCain's? Sure you could. The point is, much of the American electorate is stupid, uninformed, or both.

Now, it is interesting that HStern (private Rio joke) didn't go into a white lower class ethnic neighborhood and try the reverse strategy, but as to whether he's a racist or not? Irrelevant, as are the comments of the people he got on tape. It's show business. How do you know he didn't interview 100 people and edit it down in order to make a point? You don't.

It's probably not a good idea to believe everything you hear on the Howard Stern show, right? I sure as hell don't.

And, out of curiosity, do you think Howard Stern is a liberal?

Incredible, absolutely incredible. Beachman posts a link to a video labeled:

"Militant BLACK Obama Youth Group: Let's SCARE the SHIT out of Barack's WHITE Grandma?"

and then Beachman says "The link I posted had nothing to do about race."

Beachman, I suppose you believe the reason the words "BLACK" and "WHITE" are capitalized in the headline to your video is because of typos? Are you friggin' out of your mind? (you don't have to answer, we already know).

Fuck it. Save your breath, LAGuy, even though I agree with you. Beachie just hates me because I am black.

Oh shit, thanks for the PMs, friends. I am NOT black. I guess I forgot. Shit.

Why does beachie hate me? Could it be that I simply will not endorse his simplistic "survival of the fittest" philosophy? Ok, beachie,
I will endorse it as long as you celebrate a buff street thug slamming a tire tool 3 inches into your skull the same way you would celebrate a child dying on the floor of an emergency room because he has no insurance. Imagine the audacity of that little bastard expecting "entitlement".

Btw, your suckbuddy Utah nominee of choice said this is the way that the healthcare policy of the
richest nation on earth should be. He did not even temper his choice of words very much.

Have a nice day!

Pissman-


When all else fails start accusing people of being racist just because you are black and look for sympathy from your friends.



It is apparent you like the majority of Americans don't know the difference between Health Care and Medical Care.



Under the law no child should be left to die under in the Emergency room of a Hospital because they have no insurance.

Blissman is Black? And here I thought with his name and all he was Jewish.

Blissman, my deepest apologies. I hope I haven't now gotten you into even greater trouble with Beachman.

Does anyone out there besides Beachman believe the statement: ""Militant BLACK Obama Youth Group: Let's SCARE the SHIT out of Barack's WHITE Grandma?" has "nothing to do about [sic] race"?

You are right, beachie, actually none of my friends give me sympathy because I am black. None of them. It kinda pisses me off, though, because I really think I deserve a little special treatment. Btw, I am not black, but I keep forgetting that fact. It kinda pisses me off when I remember I am a paleface. Do you ever get disappointed when you must face the reality that you are not black?

Actually, paleface is not correct either since I have substantial native american heritage. But before you start getting to excited about a new reason to hate me, I also have Dutch, Irish, and English stirred in. These are just my confirmed heritages. I guess you could say my family got around a bit and were friendly sort of folks.

LaGuy, don't worry bought getting me in further trouble with beachie. He now has to worry bout the possibility that he and I are "family". Guess we ought to lay off him a bit, that thought might take a bit of adjustment for him.

And you thought I was Jewish? Could be, my family got around a bit. <s>

Beachie, Health Care versus Medical care...hmmmm. I will get around to figuring that out sometime and we can chat about it at one of the family reunions. In the meantime, I am consumed by one of the truly important mysteries in life:
A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird.
<sighs> Is it more injustice? I can't answer that yet. I'll have to get back to you on that also.

Have a nice day!

Bliss,

Being from Alabama, down there, do you guys have to double-count one heritage strand when cousins procreate? Or is that a heritage strand all on it's own?

Cato, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who feel the need to calculate, assign value and archive the actions of others. Then there are those who live life, not chart it.
I know which one I am.

We do not have to keep precise records down here. Life is simple. If your cousin is hot, nail her. (shrugs)

The other type observes, assigns value, passes judgement and puts the documentation into the correct file. To celebrate the event, they retain feces for 4 days before taking a heroic, blood vessel rupturing defecation. In the afterglow the religious experience, most of them listen to Wagner while checking and rechecking their 401K balance. Lately, the followthrough part of that event has not been quite as peachy, has it?

Which type are you?

(Message edited by blissman on October 09, 2008)

Bliss,

would you have any apprehension about introducing me to your cousin?

Beachman,

What the fuck is wrong with you. See a doctor and get some pills. I remember calling you out within days of your first post and you have only gotten crazier since then.

You have 392 DISCUSS POSTS (really disgusting posts) and only 5 of those posts are not slandering democrats or lying about McCrazy and Paylin. Why do you hate America so much that you would wish these psychotic republicans on anybody.

You sir, have no credibility as a monger, although you did pretend to be a monger from another time. Just go away. This board does not need you and you are just making everybody hate your heros even more than we already do.

(Message edited by Hot4ass2 on October 09, 2008)

(Message edited by Hot4ass2 on October 09, 2008)

CFK, fix you up with my cousin? No problem buddy! If you two click, more power to you. But your action may be limited for a while because his prostate problem has flare up again recently.
I will set up a conference call for you later today.

Bliss,

the OTHER cousin ["If your cousin is hot, nail her"]

HER being the operative word, thanks