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By Porker on Monday, February 02, 2009 - 08:10 pm:  Edit

I play online (cue the line from 40 year old Virgin).

And I win about 4% of the time (cash 10%).

Anyone here got better stats?

My problem is that I'm only good at Omaha 8 or better...

If I could do that well at the WORLD'S MOST BORING GAME (Hold 'em), I'd be retired in less than a year.

Oh, and I only play worth a crap when DRUNK...



Seriously, how often do all of you win/cash?

By Porker on Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 08:23 pm:  Edit

Won tonight after a 2-week drought.

+200 USD for a LUNCH MONEY investment always feels GOOD?

By Porker on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 12:22 am:  Edit

Donked myself out last night when in 3rd place of 44 when 18 cashed.

Cashed 1/3 tourns today, just finished 2nd/110, paid 15-1, net for the last 5 days, up 100%. My goal's to be the Madoff of the online poker world? Beats being AROD OR BONDS OR CLEMENS OR HAMELS?


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