By Porker on Monday, February 02, 2009 - 08:10 pm: Edit |
I play online (cue the line from 40 year old Virgin).
And I win about 4% of the time (cash 10%).
Anyone here got better stats?
My problem is that I'm only good at Omaha 8 or better...
If I could do that well at the WORLD'S MOST BORING GAME (Hold 'em), I'd be retired in less than a year.
Oh, and I only play worth a crap when DRUNK...
Seriously, how often do all of you win/cash?
By Porker on Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 08:23 pm: Edit |
Won tonight after a 2-week drought.
+200 USD for a LUNCH MONEY investment always feels GOOD?
By Porker on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 12:22 am: Edit |
Donked myself out last night when in 3rd place of 44 when 18 cashed.
Cashed 1/3 tourns today, just finished 2nd/110, paid 15-1, net for the last 5 days, up 100%. My goal's to be the Madoff of the online poker world? Beats being AROD OR BONDS OR CLEMENS OR HAMELS?