Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke

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By Laguy on Saturday, February 14, 2009 - 06:07 pm:  Edit

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/japan_pledges_to_halt_production?utm_source=a-section

By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, February 14, 2009 - 09:42 pm:  Edit

"...elder-care-coma-patient-rape porn".. apparently what all of us here can sadly expect to eventually look forward to

By Redbus on Sunday, February 15, 2009 - 03:54 am:  Edit

From the link above. "We honestly had no idear people DID NOT enjoy this stuff".

http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1688

By Roadglide on Sunday, February 15, 2009 - 11:59 am:  Edit

The proposed new measures include a 50 percent reduction in live-eel anal insertions, and a requirement that portrayals of group sex involving seven or more individuals feature at least four human participants. Also under consideration is a zero-tolerance policy covering all "prurient uses" of colostomy bags.

This is a bummer....I will miss seeing eel's getting some anal action. LOL

By Merlin on Sunday, February 15, 2009 - 12:04 pm:  Edit

Perhaps my secret stash of wacky stuff from Japan will now have some value....but the Onion is right on, some of the wackiest videos are from Japan...perhaps a by product of being isolated as an island for milleniums.

By Murasaki on Sunday, February 15, 2009 - 07:00 pm:  Edit

Did you catch this one as well? Good for a laugh, and the hidden truth....

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/hero_woman_changes_in_front_of

By Copperfieldkid on Monday, February 16, 2009 - 07:13 am:  Edit

God Bless America !

CFK

By Laguy on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 05:08 pm:  Edit

Roadglide:

Even with the 50 percent reduction, there will still be massive amounts of Japanese porno with live-eel anal insertions. Not to worry!

By Copperfieldkid on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 08:48 pm:  Edit

Laguy,

it is your civic duty to inform P E T A, can you imagine trying to get the fish odor off those eels

CFK

By Merlin on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 01:54 pm:  Edit

Explains why they always serve Eel sushi with copious amounts of saki and smirks....does taste a lot diff't in Osaka.

By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, February 19, 2009 - 02:37 pm:  Edit

Maybe they dip them in bottled vagina smell? It makes them all Japaneezy

You know,once your past the smell, you've got it licked !

I'm pretty sure one of the laws of the universe is the smell of a vagina is not constant

By Laguy on Sunday, April 19, 2009 - 08:28 pm:  Edit

Just so we can have dueling Onion articles (and dueling Redbus responses to them).


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