If you want a new handle, be imaginative! We've seen wonderful names on this site like Dick Fitzwell, Master Bates and Hugh G. Rection. Here's a long list of suggested names... (some masculine, some feminine, a few indeterminate)

Adolph Oliver Bush
Alec M. Youngengay (no, don't choose THAT one)
Alex Natch
Allie Keybush
Amanda DeFlower
Amanda Huggenkiss
Anita Hanjob
Anita Koctasuk
Anita Mandalay
Anna Lee
Anna L. Intruder
Annie Kakaldu
Annie Position
Art Watts
Barry DaBone
Barry Urschafft
Beaton D. Bishop
Bea Verschott
Ben Dover
Betty Humpser
Bo Knerr
Buster Hyman
Candy Vowercum
Caressa Johnson
C. Howitt Fields
Connie Lingus
Craven Morehead
Daisy Mae Swallow
Dean Adswing
Dee Pinside
Dick Gozinya
Dick Hertz
Dick N. Cider
Dixie Normus
Dixie Recht
Dixon Kuntz
Donna Strappon
Dougie Style
Eric Shun
E. Normus Johnson
Faulk Q. Mann
Fillmore Kuntz
Gabe Athouse
Gail Uffers
G. Howie Fartz
Gloria Snockers
Guy Plummer
Hansa Probin
Harden Reddy
Harry Balsac
Harry Boezak
Harry Paratestes
Harry S. Cheeks
Haywood Jablomi
Heidi Sausage
Helmut Buffer
Herbie Simplex
Herbie Verstinx
Herb Resterhuge
Hirsch Itzmells
Holden Magroin
Homer Sexual
Hope Shilldumi
Hugh G. Rection
Hugh Jardon
Hugh Jorgan
Ida Scrooder
I. Fildervoyd
I. Juan Tabloyu
Iona Bush
Iona Longstaff
I. P. Freely
Ima Dyke
Ima Hoe
Iris Kaids
Iva Biggun
Ivana Kutchakokoff
Ivana Pfister
Ivana Tinkle
Jack Mehoff
Jack N. Knopf
Jenna Talia
Jenny Tilwart
Juwanna Hooker
Kenny Kumminer
Kent Geditup
Lee Keydick
Lotta Tung
Lucy Bowells
Martha Focker
Mike Hawkerts
Mike Hoxmall
Mike Hunt
Miles Long
Miles O’Toole
Miva Gyna
Mona Lott
Mort Watt
Neil Downe
Neil N. Kisset
Oliver Klozoff
Onya Backyoubitch
Ophelia Rass
Ophelia Titz
Pat McCann
Pat McRotch
Peter Fitzincider
Peter Fitzwell
Peter Gottbent
Pha Khieu
Philip Oliver Holes
Phil Lacio
Phil McCavity
Phil McCracken
Phyllis Whitcome
Pierce D. Highman
P. Niss
Red Ruffensore
Rhoda Allnight
Robyn DeCradle
Rod Aiken
Roland Herover
Sally Feltersnatch
Seymour Butz
Seymour Cox
S. Hohl
Sharon Cox
Skip D. Forplay
Stu Pendusdork
Sue Pository
Tess Tichols
Titus Hohl
Torah Cherry
Will Bohnia
Willy Porker
Wilma Fingerdoo
Woody Liquor
X. Ploormy
Y. B. Adyke
Yuri Nate

My alias at the Rio

Birdlips should consider changing his handle to one of these, not that there's anything wrong with that.