Dear Westfargo,,
I have been banging my lovely Tijuana whore girlfriend for 2 months without a rubber. I figure this is perfectly safe because she told me she loves me and doesn't let anybody else do it sin condon. Well recently these little bumpy red spots appeared at the base of my cock. They kinda itched a bit, but now they have disappeared. I know you are the expert in such matters and I was hoping you may be able to give me advice. What do you think these bumps were?

Another question I have is this...when a TJ whore tells a client she loves him, what does she really mean?

"Another question I have is this...when a TJ whore tells a client she loves him, what does she really mean? "

If I may interject, it means she is about to ask him for money, see above topic, "Loaning Chica's Money." It's all a big circle, what goes around cums around.....you got the bumps I got asked for the money.

HEY ADELITO, ARE YOU BANGING MY HO....WAIT A MINUTE, I got an itch...what the fuc.... damnit these bumps weren't here yesterday !!

Adelito
Your TJ whore girlfriend is probably fucking 10 different guys without a condom, and telling them all they are the only one. You better stop, antes que te muetes de SIDA.

Hey Chargers, thanks for the happy face...it really brightened up my day, although I haven't a clue what those strange words were that preceeded it. I guess you were telling me how lucky I am to have the privilege of screwing a whore without a rubber. Thanks again for the words of encouragement.

Dearest Adelito,

Your little red bumps are called Herpes. They will appear from time to time as festering sores on your cock and balls. You can try to suppress them by taking pills every day. I believe you have to get a prescription for the pills. The medicine is called Acyclovir. Acyclovir ALSO comes in an ointment form that you can use when your festering sores are OPEN and SEEPING.

Try not to have sex when your sores are open and seeping puss because you will pass your disgusting disease onto others.

foa

I probably got it from my ho, because when you did her you gave it to her. Thanks alot buddy.

NO WAY SUCKA'!!! Why do you think that WF takes his Flashlight with him??? Because, he is checking for seepy festering open herpes sores!

(i would guess)

But, maybe he just wants to study the beutiful flowery anal rose???

I took my sore boner to the Doctor and asked him what was wrong with it. He told me that I was using it way too much and If I would have sex or whack off less than 5 times a day it would clear up on it's own. He also said it was all in my head.

Adelito,
I've had that problem before many times. And I go to get STD tested every 6 week religesly too.

99% chance your sweating with a little jock itch. Your skins PH is a little out of wack. Use gold bond on your balls to dry them out.

If that don't work. And the bumps are sort of round and under the skin you probobly have MalCusc warts. But since their not spreading like wild fire I think you've got a super mild case of jock itch. Use Tinactin too.

I think I have Herpes, however, I the blood tests have come up negative, and I only had one break out 5 years ago. The Dr. said the blood test is very unreliable and since I haven't and perhaps may never have a break out again I don't need a Western Blot to find out when I got it.
But since I don't know I ALWAYS wash my hands after I pee and I NEVER rub my eyes.

You'll be OK. Just use lots of lubricants when you fuck her and never sleep with her bodly fluids on your skin, especially if you have a rash. Don't fool yourself she's fucking other guys without a rubber too.

In the even you have Herpes, the latest medical Jurnals say Acycliver during the first out break doesn't help the future outbreaks. However, St. Johns Wart and Ecenasia have been PROVEN to kill the herpes virus, the question is how much do you take MG's and how often. I'd start to take it anyway. Even if you don't have herpes, you may get it someday. If your not going to use a rubber, your immune system might as well be at 100% preformance...

Westfargo...

Jock itch can be treated with an ointment or solution of the same compound used for athletes foot.

It probably was jock itch or heat rash...I have been going to the gym alot lately trying to sweat off some poundage.

I remember in Jr. High, we all started sliding around in the shower on our stomachs... the next week we all had athlete's foot on our dicks.