6 eggplants, one ripe peach, firm banana, fresh parsley....the presentation is very important.



(Message edited by copperfieldkid on April 17, 2009)

It's kind of sad to see that CFK has stooped so low as to pleasure himself by fantasizing about vegetables, and one's that are amputees as well.

Let's just hope and pray he doesn't descend even further and move from vegetables to animals.

Laguy,

this is a fucking work of art! I am not fantasizing about anything. I am looking forward to the petting zoo tho.......

Hey CFK, this sums up the bulk of your posts:

Cat,

...why I oughta... POW! Right in the kisser.


CFK

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on April 18, 2009)

Cat,

You are the guiding douche force in the universe. Rejoice!
You've been hanging around the prison shower too much. Apparently the burning and itching has stopped and you're back to normal!
Focus on the peach! NOT the banana, Is this a good time to let folks know that I like womanflesh?

CFK

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Bliss,

I'm so disappointed. This is the first sign of an incorrectly prepared fruit salad. C'mon, a 'cream pie' for the watermelon!
Just cause you have to, doesn't mean you need too.

CFK

For frog salad pre-packaged is also available.

CKF, So, given that this is the Mongers Salad thread, could you please explain from your perspective what the frog has to do with this topic?

Is the frog a close relative to the gerbil? Are you CFK, a close relative of Richard Gere?

OTOH, we probably don't want to know.

(Message edited by LAguy on April 19, 2009)

Laguy,

this is why the term 'frog in your throat' exists! [It is not part of the Monger's salad, although the delicate meat is tender and sweet and can be compared to the white meat of a p***y]

For the discriminating palet the juice of a fresh labian adds just the finishing touch.

CFK, you need to get the fuck out of the house. Seriously, the sooner August 28th gets here the better off everyone will be. AZ

Azguy,

Bringing everyone else into this, you should be ashamed!!

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on July 27, 2009)

For the truly experienced connoisseur.

More filthy, disgusting, sexually provocative fruit & vegetables.

"Load abode", something for that special receipe.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Stages of usage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



(Message edited by copperfieldkid on June 25, 2010)

Gives real meaning to look at those melons!