Puta Logic...I wasn't sure where to post this, put the phrase itself is humorous enough to warrant its being placed here.

Over the years I've had quite a few perplexing conversations with Brazilian putas. While you run into the occasional educated, intelligent puta, by and large they are pretty low wattage when in comes to their logical and reasoning abilities. Take the conversation I had today, via Google Chat, with a former 4X4 puta. This is an accurate translation:

Puta: Hi Bwana, when are you coming back to Rio? I need a present.

Bwana: (Lying, and sensing a trap) Not sure when I'm coming back. The economy is bad and I've lost a lot of money.

Puta: That's too bad. When are you coming back?

Bwana: I'm not sure.

Puta: Well, when you return, could you bring me a little present?

Bwana: Maybe. How about some chocolate?

Puta: No. I need a computer. A laptop with 2 core, 4G RAM and 500G memory.

Bwana: Don't we all...

Puta: All what?

Bwana: Don't we all need a laptop.

Puta: I don't know. But I need one. They are expensive in Brasil but very cheap in the US.

Bwana: True. They give them away for free here.

Puta: Really?

Bwana: No, not really. They are stupidly expensive in Brasil, and they are just plain-old expensive here.

Puta: OK. But will you bring me one? As a little present?

Bwana: And why would I do that?

Puta: Because I love you and you love me.

Bwana: (Laughs and spews Coke Zero all over his 30" monitor) Hold on a minute. I have to clean up a mess. OK. Sorry. You realize I'm just a client.

Puta: But I love you. Next time you come to Rio we'll have sex without a condom.

Bwana: We've already done that. Several times. We've never used a condom.

Puta: Well, I only have sex without condoms with men I love.

Bwana: I'm sure. Men. Plural.

Puta: What?

Bwana: Never mind.

Puta: So will you bring me a laptop?

Bwana: No. But will you still have sex with me without a condom?

Puta: Of course, if you pay.

Bwana: Don't I always?

Puta: Always what?

Bwana: Never mind.

Puta: Do you know anyone who will give me a laptop?

Bwana: Just give you one?

Puta: Yes. As a little present.

Bwana: I think a laptop, while small, is considered a big present.

Puta: OK, do you know anyone who will give me one?

Bwana: I'm curious. Why do you want a laptop so badly?

Puta: So I can ask men for presents.

Bwana: Of course. That makes sense. If you get a laptop, what presents will you ask for?

Puta: Money. Perfume. Mostly money.

Bwana: Of course.

Puta: So do you know anyone?

Bwana: I know lots of people. Thousands of people.

Puta: Will they buy me a laptop?

Bwana: All of them?

Puta: Yes.

Bwana: No.

Puta: But I need a laptop.

Bwana: (Suddenly inspired) I know a guy who comes to Rio sometimes. He likes to buy presents for girls. Sometimes he even buys apartments for girls.

Puta: I need an apartment too.

Bwana: OK, I'll give him your phone number.

Puta: I lost my phone. Do you think you could buy me a phone?

Bwana: No, but this other guy might. How can he reach you?

Puta: If you buy me a phone, he can call me.

Bwana: (Sighs deeply)

Puta: Or if you buy me a laptop, he can send me email.

Bwana: But this other man is going to buy you a phone and a laptop and an apartment.

Puta: I'm so happy!

Bwana: But how can he get in touch with you?

Puta: If you buy me a phone and a laptop it will be easy.

Bwana: (Clutching head) Now you want a laptop AND a phone?

Puta: And an apartment.

Bwana: Maybe you could save your money, buy a phone, and then you could talk to this man I know and he'll buy you a laptop and an apartment.

Puta: But if you buy me a phone I won't have to buy one.

Bwana: Very true. But I'm not going to buy you a phone.

Puta: But I love you!

Bwana: Truly and deeply, I'm sure.

Puta: What?

Bwana: Never mind.

Sounds like you should hook her up with Bammer!

Oh, it's quite possible she and Bammer have crossed paths.

That is disgusting!! So, she's cross-eyed too?

Who? My puta or Bammer's LBFM?

With Bammer's propensities, I thought it was a given if your puta and Bammer "crossed paths" before, as you put it, she must be cross-eyed!!

HIGH-LARRY-US, Y'All.

Funny Shit... They're not putas because they have an MBA. It's one of the few professions girls who are dumb as rocks can make a good living...

This is a conversation from earlier today that I had with the sister of the puta mentioned above. Now, it's important to realize that I've never met the little sister. She is married and lives in SP, but big sis introduced us on-line and we chat on-line on occasion:

Sis: Hi Bwana. Everything OK?

Bwana: Everything's great, and you?

Sis: I'm fine. Bwana, can you send me some Victoria's Secret lotion? And some perfume? I don't have any.

Bwana: Have you been talking to your sister about me?

Sis: No. Why?

Bwana: Never mind. Maybe you should ask your husband to buy it for you.

Sis: He doesn't have a job or any money.

Bwana: You know, we've never even met. Why should I send you lotion?

Sis: Because you're an American, and it's cheap there. It's very expensive here.

Bwana: True, but why should I buy it for you? We hardly know each other.

Sis: You gave my sister some lotion.

Bwana: True, but I was having sex with your sister.

Sis: OK, but she won't give me any.

Bwana: (Feeling a little mischievous) Will you have sex with me if I bring you some?

Sis: No, I'm a Christian.

Bwana: But I'm not, so it's OK to have sex with me.

Sis: My husband wouldn't like it.

Bwana: I won't tell him.

Sis: I don't know if it's right.

Bwana: I'll bring you 2 bottles of lotion.

Sis: I like Strawberry and Champagne.

Bwana: It smells really nice.

Sis: Yes.

Bwana: I'd like to rub some on your body.

Sis: Yes. I like that.

Bwana: So is it a deal?

Sis: What?

Bwana: Will you have sex with me if I bring some lotion for you?

Sis: Yes, but don't tell my sister.

Bwana: Do you like it in the ass?

Sis: Yes, if you bring me perfume too.

Bwana: I don't know. I'll have to think about this.

Sis: If you bring perfume, you can cum in my mouth.

Bwana: That sounds pretty good. I have to go now. We can talk later, OK?

Sis: OK. Go with God.

That reminds of a girl that still works at Llumo's. My friend and I now just call her Lapytopy....don't even remember her real (or stage) name anymore.

My friend previously sessioned with her several times, both in and out of the terma. My friend wanted to line her up before coming to Brazil on his next vacation and they started to exchange e-mails. It did not take too long before she asked for a "lapytopy" (her word, not mine) - Why? She explained to my friend that it would make it so much easier for her to stay in touch with him since he was so important to her and she liked him so much. (And no, my friend did not bring her a lapytopy)

I remember bringing an HP scientific calculator for one puta attending the University, but she promised to pay me for it. Of course when she was ready to pick it up it quickly turned into a request for a gift - which after being declined - turned into "I'll pay you later". After not giving her the calculator, it took about 3 other times of her begging me for it before I got the money - about a month later. Why did she pay? Well, I told her that I was getting ready to put it on mercadolivre (brazil e-bay version) to get my money.

"Because you're an American" That is to funny, You should have asked for dulpa with the sister.

Bwana dik,
She must be reading Around the World in 80 Lays like I am right now and see that you're famous. I'm not sure if you've read it yet, but you're on page 34. You make us all so proud!

-TG

Tomegun-

Is the book any good?

Bwana dik,

I just bought it. I read the first 2 chapters and it's not bad so far. I guess it's cool because I can relate....like most of us on here. It's like reading a trip report on here actually. If the book does well, I say you publish your Rio guide!

-TG

BD, she didn't specify what kind of perfume, so if you get her one of the Victoria's Secret perfumes that are part of the lotion/splash/body cream/bath oil family, you'll get a good 3-hole, CIM program for US$12 (at the current 10-for-$40 pricing at VS).

I once traded two bottles of VS lotion for a program - R$100 here, US $10 at home.

Now as far as laptops go, I once traded a week of sex for a used, 4-year old Thinkpad that had an E-Bay value of around US$200. That was about R$550 at the exchange rate at the time, so well under R$100 per day. And, since I never actually paid for the laptop - a hand-me-down from work - it was an exceptional deal.

I'm fully open to barter, it works great. Any of the Victoria's Secret body care stuff is always good. I once traded a pair of Nikes, US$65 value, for two programs - yes, the first program got her the right shoe, the second the left. Also, I got a couple of free Nokia phones once, I traded two of those for some programs.

I regularly trade VS lotion for programs. One of my favorites swaps me 8 bottles for 3 evenings of fun. I get the 8 on sale when they have a 7/$35 plus one free, plus I use a 20% off coupon, so I pay $27 (about $3.40/bottle) for three evenings of fun. She sells them for R$50 each. So she gets R$400, I get three programs, and it sets me back $27. Everybody's happy.

PS. They are having an 8/$35 sale now.

Oh, I have no interest in fucking sis. Would you like me to make an introduction?

The 7 for 35 +1 free is a stop I make before every monger run. It works great everywhere. Last week I was in Costa Rica. My X and I went to the casino at the Barcelo Palma Real in Sabana. On the second floor of the casino was a knockout blonde wearing cfm heels and all, selling VS lotions out of a little suitcase. Thank God my X had plenty of them because this chic was selling them for 20 to 25k colones, around $40 to $45 U.S. Thats over $200 for the 7.

It just reaffirms my core belief that all women are putas. Regardless of their situation. In Cuba, a girl you've taken for the first time will ask if you brought her any regalos (gifts). To which I ask, "Why would I do that?".

I believe there must be a bar they all go to after "work" and compare stories/regalos/fees.

BD, can she make it to Rio in the next 24 hours? I'm all out of presents, but if she's willing to make a down-payment program on future goods, I would be willing to listen to her offer. Alas, all I have to trade right now is cash, but I'm sure a good christian such as herself would never take cash for sex. Although, she'll apparently take it up the ass and swallow jizz for some body care products and electronics.

Victoria Secret is gold....I have traded a few for programs/favors, but the majority my wife sells for some extra cash. Right now there is a sale for 10 X $40.00, plus there is a coupon. Just a word of caution...Rio customs is becoming increasingly more aware of valuable resable items. They used to be heavily after laptop's - which they still are - but they x-ray the majority of CHECKED luggage before it is placed for baggage pick-up. The last time I brought about 30 Body Lotions and my bag was pulled aside. I was hasseled, because I cannot claim them to be personal items since they are female products. In the end I got lucky..

So, keep quantities reasonable if you want to limit problems and hassles with customs.

Laptop's - Between the x-ray before immigration (which somtimes is turned on and other times not), luggage x-rays, plus the final x-ray after you turn in your forms - it is probably best to keep that to 1 per trip, which can be counted towards your personal item. If you bring more, 2 or 3, etc, be prepared to pay taxes - 50% on the value. Hold on to that receipt. For me it is often not worth the trouble to bring more then one.

One thing that drives the Rio girls crazy as well are Victoria Secret handbags that have large Victoria secret logos on the side. Last year they had one that was in the style of a Louis Vuitton - it cost only $20.00. One girl saw the bag, she ended up wanting the bag so bad that she was practically willing to do anything to get it. A cheap multiple program indeed!

Just do not deliver gifts upfront :-) A GDP's word is only as good until payment is received.

Cat- Just got off-line with her. She's stuck in SP. How long is your layover at GRU????? Yes, she's a good Christian.

Speaking of Christians and sex, about 15 years ago I asked a puta at the Blue Marlin, who was wearing a giant crucifix, if she was a good Catholic. "Of course!," she said. "How do you justify being a prostitute when you're a good Catholic?" I asked. "Well," she said, "God gave me these tits and this pussy for a reason. I'm just using what He gave me to help my family." I wish more Christians in the US thought like her!

BD,

I'll have to see her next time. Maybe she can hitch a ride down with Vivianni over Thanksgiving. The one sis for you, the good sis for me, Vivianni for Cortogringo.

Speaking of puta logic, shouldn't Vivianni have her own special chapter if someone ever writes a book on the subject? I think that girl would make an excellent subject to write a doctoral dissertation for clinical psychology

Cortogringo has a history with the first sister, so I'm not sure how it will work. My preference, though, would be "none of the above." I'm hoping to talk my VS girlfriend into coming to Rio then. She's planning to move to MG in August, but she might be persuaded to return in Oct.

BTW, Viviane emailed me yesterday to let me know she'll be in Rio July 18th, but it looks like none of us will be there. Pity...

And Viviane is very logical. She's one of the smartest and most logical putas I've ever met. She's just a bit insane, and possibly the most opinionated person I've ever met. Where her logic fails her is that she professes to be a devout evangelical Christian, and believes sex outside marriage IS a sin, but still manages to justify swapping sex for money. I've never pushed the issue. You know what it's like to get into an argument with Viviane!

So, does anyone else have some prime exemplars of Puta Logic?

Cat,
Both Bwana and I have history with 2 of the 3, at least one of us should have the choice of the good sis. If not, then the only other alternative is a festa. That is puto logic.
CG

I think my favorite Puta logic is the one way "friend" or, as a couple girls call me "colleague" (not sure how I fit into that definition), relationship. This one requires me to buy drinks and cigarettes for them, without getting the benefit of a reduced rate - since another gringo is willing to pay more. This friendship somehow entitles the puta to blow me off for a program that is reasonably priced, while buying overpriced drinks for her and possibly her friends, while she is pursuing other gringos willing to pay more.

Or calling me "safado"....which is the biggest oxymoron in the world of puta's.

Let's see, a festa with Viviane, Lola, and her "good" sister? I'd rather have a root canal. Although watching Viviane beat the shit out of the other two might be worth the price of admission.

While the putas are rarely logical, they can be brutally honest. Quite some years ago I was sitting at Alcazar with Don (back when Alcazar really was his office) and a few others. Among the group was a pretty cute morena puta who was waiting for MitchC to come downstairs from his apartment. I asked her if she was in love with MitchC. She said, "Oh no, I'm in love with (some other guy). Mitch is my bank." Ouch!

We've all had the experience, I suppose, of telling a termas girl we weren't going to session with them, only to have them then say, "OK, then buy me a drink." I guess some guys feel badly enough about "rejecting" the poor girl that they actually feel compelled to buy that Red Bull and vodka. Guess that means that Gringo Logic can get a little screwed up as well.

I wonder what these christian girls would do for a couple of bottles of Frankincense and Myrrh? A donkey show?

When it comes to religious hypocrisy, while I laugh at it with the Republican types in the US, I strangely have no problems with it when it comes to GdPs.

Maybe that is because the GdPs aren't condemning people to hell and trying to get the laws to do the same for behaviors that are prohibited by their religion but they do anyway.

Buying a drink for a girl in a terma who sat with you (and potentially was affectionate along the way) is one thing, but getting hit up for drinks constantly inside Help, TA, Balcony Bar from the same girls that you once sessioned with three years ago is a pain in the ass.... Especially inside the Balcony Bar is a constant barrage of begging for drinks, cigarettes, and now also money (give me 5, 10, etc, please please please please")

I'm very blunt with the girls. If they ask me for money I tell them that I will give them money in exchange for sex. If they ask for a drink they don't get one. If they don't ask, they might. Asking generally reduces their chances for sex or alcohol to zero.

Being a newbie here, does anyone care to share some pics of these logical sisters?

Bwana,

I could write episodes about Garota logic that would have CH'ers spewing coffee, coke and other liquids all over their keyboards and flatscreens.

I am not that mean but here is one about tennis shoes! Nike Shocks to be specific.

My Part Time Weekend GF:

-"I want some Nike "Shokees" for my birthday!"

_"OK, but they are very expensive here. Let's go to the Nike website and find some you like and I will order them from the US and have a friend bring them to you"

-OK

On-line search ensues and she narrows it down to three pairs;

-"I want all three she says"

-_"No, I will buy you one for your birthday"

-"But if you buy me three, I can sell the other two pair and make a lot of money"

-OK, are you willing to share the profits with me"

-"No, they are my shoes and it will be my money"

_ "How about dinner at Marius?

-"No, I want the shoes!"

-OK, one pair!"

-"No, 3 pairs"

Funny, my friend only had room for 1 pair in his suitcase.....wanna hear the epilog?????

Topfotog-

I've only met one of the two sisters (Lola), and promised her I wouldn't post her pics. Sorry. And I also promised Viviane I wouldn't post hers. Afraid I'm a man of my word.

Sandman-

Let's hear the rest of the story. The idea that a "present" or "gift" being something that is given rather than requested or ordered is completely foreign to most GPs. I know about 5 who understand the concept. They are the five that I've formed ongoing relationships with. The funny part is I'm pretty generous, but as soon as a girl demands a present, she's completely cut off.

Bwana,

I'm similar. I enjoy being nice to a girl who's been nice to me. But once the question comes out, it robs me of every generous intent I posses.

They were like R$600 in Rio but were only about $75 in the US.

She sold them to a friend for R$500 after wearing them only once. She never got another present she asked for and didn't understand why......!

Like you and Jonsie. I can be very generous but when they start asking for gifts, it is time to cut off the pipeline.

I hope the Italian guy she married has a big line of credit in his Gold Card.......LOL

Today's email brought a new message from sister #1 (Lola).

Puta: "I changed my mind. I would like an Apple laptop."

She kindly sent me a link to the Apple website, just to make sure I didn't get the cheap-ass 13" MacBook. She wants the 15" MacBook Pro. Of course.

But just to add a little more interest to the story-- Yesterday I was working and noticed that another ex-4X4 puta (Jennifer) was online. She popped me a note to let me know that she'd just returned from Italy and was going to be in Rio for about 6 weeks before returning for another 4-week stint in Italy. Some of these putas travel as much as Laguy!

We chatted a bit and Lola's name came up (the two have been good friends for a long time). She started talking about Lola's husband and what a scumbag he is.

Bwana: Oh, she's married?

Jennifer: Yes, she's been married for years to that son of a whore.

Bwana: She always tells me she's not married and doesn't have a boyfriend.

Jennifer: kkkkkk (Portuguese for LOL). She's a puta. She lies about everything.

Bwana: (Feigning shock) No! Really? I thought she lived with her mother?

Jennifer: She did. Both of them did. But her mom kicked them out of the house and they live in a favela now.

Bwana: You know, Lola's going to be unhappy that you told me this. She tells me all the time she loves only me kkkkkkkk.

Jennifer: I love only you too kkkkkkk. Yes, she will be mad, but she'll forgive me. We've had lots of fights.
---------------

So, I decided to send the following reply to Lola:

"Ok, but what type of computer does your husband want? Your sister says he prefers PCs, but Jennifer says he likes Apple computers too. Let me know. I'm sure he'd be unhappy if he didn't get a new computer too.

Beijos molhados na buceta,
Bwana"

Bwana, How do you get the girls to fuck you for 3 nights when they know you only paid 27 bucks for the 7 bottles of lotion?!!

I have a girl who sells the VS stuff at her college. (The only Help girl I know who actually goes to college during the day time). She looks up the VS website and will tell me when they have a sale and how much the stuff costs. I dont think there is anyway I could convince her to fuck me for 1 night, nevermind 3 when she knows how much I paid for it!

Please teach me!!

If I may interject: the answer may be to hang out with putas who don't go to college. LOL

Laguy has a point. "Sister of Puta" above, who did not complete secondary school, was going to fuck me for 2 bottles. She can't afford to buy it at Brasilian prices, and doesn't want to be a puta in order to get the reais to buy it, but is willing to "barter" to get it. Puta Logic: if I don't take money, I'm not a puta.

But the girl I'm talking about pretty much knows what I pay for the stuff. She sends me email to let me know when VS is having big sales!

BUT...she knows I know what her profit is. She owns a health supplements store with some friends and sells the VS there for R$50-R$60. So she clears R$400-480 on the 8 bottles/tubes I give her. Since I used to pay her R$150 back when she was a L'uomo girl, she's actually clearing a bit more. Plus, I am Bwana Dik, after all .

And, in the interest of full disclosure, she and I are pretty good friends. We go to the beach, have the occasional meal together, have common friends who we party with, go out to clubs to hear music, etc. So the relationship is one of those complicated ones, as are most relationships with "former" GDPs.

Lola has not responded yet to my query about whether I should buy a computer for her husband as well.

Maybe thats the secret, I have to barter with girls who dont know how much I pay for the stuff. Maybe I can get some MP/Help girls to fuck me for 3 bottles by telling them "You know this would cost you 150R if you had to pay for it!"

So, even putas realize that Vista sucks. Here's the latest email from Lola:

"se tiver com o windows xp profissional melhor,
HD de 320,processador core 2 duo,motherboard da ASUS."

So, I'm wondering if she wants me to buy an ASUS motherboard and build her a laptop from scratch? Are there any techie types out there interested in building a laptop (see specs above) and swapping it for sex? I'll be happy to make introductions.

I'm telling her I would never build such a pedestrian machine. She'll need to find someone else with lower standards.

You might want to see if you can talk her into a UNIX box. That would be an interesting conversation to follow.

I bet if you gave her an Etch-a-Sketch, you could probably get a blowjob or two before she realized it isn't a "nohch-y boohk".

Boa idea, Cat. Would you like me to hook you up with her? If so, you can try this out, with my blessing. She's exceeded the "stupid, greedy requests" limit for me, so when she calls me, I'm handing the phone to CG so he can answer in Spanish.

I'm thinking an Etch-a-Sketch with some circuit boards attached with duct tape.

To update: After she'd written requesting an Apple Powerbook, we had the following conversation:

Bwana: Querida, are you crazy? Don't you watch TV? Haven't you seen all those Windows ads?

Lola: What ads?

Bwana: The ads all say that Apple computers are way too expensive. PCs are almost free.

Lola: But you have one.

Bwana: A PC? No, I don't.

Lola: No. You have an Apple.

Bwana: Yes, I do.

Lola: Why did you buy it if it is so expensive. You're rich.

Bwana: No, I'm not rich. I didn't know they were so expensive when I bought it.

Lola: Well, ok.

So she switched tactics and started writing about wanting a computer with an ASUS motherboard. Now, I haven't had the heart to probe into why she wants an ASUS motherboard. I seriously doubt she has a clue what a motherboard is.

In any event, her needs appear to have changed somewhat. Here's the latest email from her:

"Bwana eu quero um computador da VAIO (SONY), a placa mãe é que é da ASUS (motherboard),ok.
HD de 320,e o restante você sabe ok.
Não esqueça o computador é da VAIO ok.
Beijos...
Safadão.
Saudades."

Now, I don't know shit about PCs, but I'm pretty sure it's not a good idea to take a Sony VAIO, remove the VAIO motherboard, and stick in an ASUS motherboard. Can this even be done? Not that I'm contemplating doing it.

What I am contemplating is going by the computer recycling office at my place of employment and seeing if they have any old VAIOs that are dead. If so, I'll grab one, then see if I can cannibalize an old ASUS computer for a motherboard. I'll then bring the two pieces two her and let her figure out what to do with them. She has never said the computer has to be in working condition...

But first I'm going to nail down the specs. Does she want Blueray? How much memory? What size screen (from 8" to 16")? Webcam? Upgraded graphics card? Maybe an extra battery? So many choices...

CFK, you should really get to know this girl. You like morenas, right?

Some dumb fuck on this board printed this thread out and gave it to one of the girls described above. Nice work, asshole!

See my poll on SNITCHES 5/5/07...all five choices should be applied to this guy!

[Note: the individual which prompted that poll was kicked off CH]

Clearly the puta union has some members among us...

Doesn't surprise me....there are some real dick heads out there that seem to want to share everything with the girls. Not sure why, I guess to impress them. Pretty stupid! Must be an inferior complex, jealousy, or something... they couldn't get layed under normal circumstances - besides P4P - and therefore overcompensate.

P4P's don't need to be impressed - just pay up and shut up!

Bwana Dik,

Perhaps you can negotiate your penalty down from two bottles of lotion to one?

It's sucks, but things have evolved to where there are Club Hombre members on the ground anything post can and will be used against you.

And the more you have helped people you don't even know with your posts, the more it seems to bite you in the ass.

On a similar note, I think some monger showed a girl I sessioned with about 2 years ago some of the pics I posted on this board and on another board.

I've downloaded lots of pics from these sites but I would never show them to anyone. In fact, I store them encrypted on an external flash drive to keep them extra safe. There are a lot of losers and weirdos out there trolling these P4P boards, little honor left amongst mongers, sadly. . .

You guys should know that some of the girls have access to this board. I know of one girl in 4x4 who read it religiously and has access to someone's account. Some guys show the girls the posts. I was asked by another girl at 4x4 if I was Anjinho. So, I no longer expect things not to get back to them. Especially at 4x4.

I would give you the names of the girls, but it would get back to them and get me in trouble.

I hear you, Anjinho. I was also told of one girl at 4X4 who was given an account name and password and regularly reads all the Brazil postings. The girl who saw my posts told me there are others as well, but she got her info directly from a CH member.

We have some serious losers in our community.

I have had girls come up to me and ask did I say something about them to one of my friends. My response? "Y ai?" Their usually say "Yeah, but I dont want anyone to know my life!" I usually laugh in their face and tell them "Please, give me a break!! You have fucked all my friends, everyone knows your business!"

I explain that I know they trade information and discuss every single thing we do, say and buy for them with one another. So there is nothing wrong with us doing it too! The only thing I would get upset about is if my pictures were shown.

Oh and please continue to post up these hilarious stories. I fucking crack up everytime I read them!

Well, if a girl has a logon ID to get into CH and reads that she is a horrible lay - that is actually a good thing! Hopefully she will improve, cut out whatever bullshit she pulls, or seek another line of business saving the rest of us who have not tried her a big headache.

Guys going around and actively seeking out to provide these girls with intel. are true losers!!!

Loving Marvin, I have used those reviews to my advantage before. I have told Karla Models girls that she has gotten médiocre reviews on the internet on her sexual performance. It usually inspires them to kick it up a notch!

What is the difference between us taking about the ladies here and the Brazilians talking in gory detail with a ranking system and everything?

Brasileros get a pass on shit garotas would crucify us for. Pure double standard, nothing else.

Not really....The only difference is that Brasileiros don't take any shit from the girls.... a lesson that needs to be learned by everyone. The only reason why a GDP would say that she does not like a Brazil guy is that the Brazil guys treat a puta for what she is...use and abuse, not love and cuddle like many gringo's tend to do. As long as I pay, I am the boss...not the other way around

They are experts in the art of BS....a great art!