I am just shocked about Tiger. Did he think he would never get caught? The reason that the guy makes so much dough is because the media loves him. But that is a two edged sword.

My gut is saying that there are a LOT of women that help him share his secret and it is going to just get uglier and uglier.

Tiger needs to go to a terma. Unlike Las Vegas, what happens in a terma stays in the terma.

What happens in a termas may stay in a termas, but not when you have 150 photographers following you around

The fact that this happened to Tiger is proof that no man is immune. We are all prisoners of our hardwired genetic predisposition to spread our seed widely. And it also doesn't help that fucking lots of different women is interesting, exciting, fun, and all that.

Nos somos animais! Nos somos cachorros!

The fact he was seeing someone just 2 months before his wife gave birth to one of their kids, and continued the relationship 2 1/2 yrs will make it extremely difficult to do damage control. If the one woman had not run her mouth the inevitable outcome may have been different. Women can and usually will forgive you [if you spin it correctly!], but not something that makes them look like a complete fool. My guess is his goose is cooked! I wonder if she used a 4 iron on him?


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Man, if I had the dough and celebrity status Tiger has I am not sure why I would ever want to get married - even to hottest super duper model! He is fucking golfer not a saint.... I completely understand how he could be tempted along the way...can you imagine how much temptation he must fend off????? To me it seems almost impossible with that much celebrity status not to stray along the way with women throwing themselves at you!

Bwana_dik said, "We are all prisoners of our hardwired genetic predisposition to spread our seed widely".

This statement is absolutely spot-on. It explains why most men cheat.

I feel bad for Tiger because I truly believe he is a victim, just as most of us are, of our hardwired genetic predisposition to spread our seed. Either he has sex with a variety of other women or he denies his biological and psychological need and suffers miserably beating-off in the shower before he comes to bed with his wife. But he is also a victim of our ruthless media (mainstream is just as bad as the tabloid media). The public eats this shit up as if this is the first-time a prominent sports figure has cheated on his wife. The media is out to gut Tiger. I feel he does not deserve this type of scrutiny.

We Americans (in general) are so damn hung-up on sexuality and what is morally right or wrong. If Tiger was not an American icon but instead a an icon from Latin or South America...this incident would have never become newsworthy.

I'm tired of this new story. I wish everyone would agree that this is a private family matter for he and his wife to resolve. Nobody has the right to condemn him as all people desire to be with someone else at one point or another in their life. I understand that there are gray lines out there, but either people act on their desire to attain a fulfilling life or they deny themselves and suffer for not really living.

Tiger wanted a marriage with children. He discovered he needed more to be happy. I find this fully understandable. Now let him be.

AJ

"If Tiger was not an American icon but instead a an icon from Latin or South America...this incident would have never become newsworthy.".... But, within South America if some big soccer player had an affair it would be huge news as well in their respective country. Can you imagine Kaká, a Brazilian footballer, having an affair??? Whew....it would be HUGE news.

Personally I have never been star struck (never hung those posters when I was a teenage either). I like Tiger as a golfer...not as a person, as I don't know him. His transgression are really not of interest to me. Maybe i would care if he came over for a BBQ every weekend.

Some people live too much through the lives of others, especially famous ones.

"Some people live too much through the lives of others, especially famous ones."

Exatamente! I try to keep my limited mental and emotional energy focused on people who are actually a part of my life. Tiger isn't. Tom Cruise isn't. Shakira isn't. Etc. They have no interest in nosing around in my business, and I have no interest in their personal lives. I've got fuck-ups aplenty to deal with and don't need to worry about the peccadillos of people I don't even know.

Trivia - Tiger is an avid spearfisherman. I dive and hunt in his circles, and know some of his crew from his yacht. Let's just say that NONE of this comes as a surprise to me.

With these latest developments, how long until his new nickname becomes 'Cheatah Woods'??

Before Tiger was married, he was a legend in the Tempe/Scottsdale strip clubs when he was in town. I have heard anything about him since the wedding. But I'm not sure he's been here either.

Since Dongringo started the Tiger jokes with 'Cheatah' Woods I will add a few more:

What's the difference between Tiger on/off the golf course? On the golf course he can drive 400 yards.

Tiger needs two new drivers, one for his Escalade, and one to replace the one Elin wrapped around his head.

Why did Tiger hit both a tree and a fire hydrant? He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.

What's the penalty for a golfer who puts it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he'll know.

It's inevitable a lot more jokes will surface soon. The previous 'standard' for screwing up [ie: getting caught]set by Kobe Bryant of 8 million dollars is about to be raised! [ouch]

No doubt if Elin stays with him and 'forgives' there will be a new or revised prenup !!

Maybe those airfares and terma entry fees aren't so bad after all........

Here is some news animation on what "really" happened.
http://www.break.com/index/chinese-tiger-woods-accident-reenactment.html LOL

I agree with those who say that his personal life is just that...his own.

But I also think that, for someone who makes millions per year not just for playing but for being on the spotlight (commercials, endorsements..etc)....continuous exposure is a given part of the deal. The guy knew what he was getting into.

That the newspapers are milking this is because of the public's fascination with this so called icons. A fascination that has been created, sustained and fed by the media. That is partially how they keep their jobs.

Frankly the solutions is simple: stop idolizing and or watching this "icons". Why should I suppport some dude or dudette to make 20 million or more per year when some hard working people do not make more than 30K? And why should I sit on my fat ass watching basketball/football (insert sport of choice) when I should be out there either playing or hanging out with friends and family instead of stuffing myself with potato chips and cheap beer?

Joke is on the general public. Tiger is happy counting his cash and carefully reading his pre-nup.

I remember reading an article about his two years at Stanford and the golf team. A team-mate, room-mate of his was asked what tiger majored in? He replied "co-eds"

Found this on another site.

It's the picture selected for the Wood's family Christmas card this year.

A glimpse of his financial future & things to come:

As only The Onion can:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/investigators_still_piecing

Investigators Still Piecing Together Weird-Ass Clues In Fucked-Up Tiger Woods Crash

WINDERMERE, FL—A spokesman for the Windermere Police Department told reporters Thursday that investigators have gathered enough weird-ass evidence to officially classify Tiger Woods' recent car accident as pretty fucking strange.

"The only thing we know for sure is that at 2:25 a.m. Friday morning Mr. Woods crashed his Cadillac Escalade into a fire hydrant and tree at the end of his own driveway," Police Chief Daniel Saylor said during a press briefing. "After that, the account becomes confused. We are unsure if Woods was leaving the driveway or arriving at it, which is rather unusual. At some point Woods' wife, Elin [Nordegren], seems to have struck the car with a golf club, which is pretty bizarre. And she states that she did this to break the rear window and extract Mr. Woods from the vehicle, which, the longer you think about it, is some freaking weird shit."

"All this—along with the fact that when we arrived on the scene the world's No.1 golfer had suffered facial lacerations not necessarily caused by a car accident, had been slipping in and out of consciousness for nearly five minutes, and lay on the ground as his wife stood over his bloody body holding a 7-iron—is really fucked up," Saylor added. "But don't get me wrong: It's also really weird. Really fucking weird. Ultimately, our report will treat these matters as both fucked up and weird-ass."

Saylor said that as the investigation proceeds, and even more odd-as-hell details are uncovered, a super-fucked-up and mega-bizarre picture could emerge, especially if there is evidence to substantiate the rumors that Woods sent salacious text messages to a Los Angeles cocktail waitress.

When asked if there was anything weird or fucked up in Woods' bloodstream at the time of the crash, medical investigator Henry Tolliver stated that the accident was not alcohol related. Tolliver also noted that, while it would have been slightly fucked if Woods had driven while intoxicated, the fact that his blood-alcohol level was within the legal limit adds a whole new layer of what-the-fuck to the ongoing investigation.

"Mr. Woods being drunk would have been the only sensible thing in this case," Tolliver said.

Other crazy-ass pieces of information, including Woods' refusal to speak to the media, his cryptic postcrash statement admitting to "transgressions," and the accusations that the accident stemmed from Woods' alleged extramarital affairs, have been filed by Florida police as "Quite fucking odd," "Kind of creepy," and "It's probably none of our business but it's so goddamn weird that we couldn't ignore it if we tried."

Though he could not confirm or deny recent crazy-as-all-hell reports that Woods shouted "You've ruined our Thanksgiving" before exiting his home, Saylor said that such a thing even being a matter of interest indicates just how completely messed up the mounting evidence is.

"The domestic component alone has forced us to use a TFB unit," said Detective Sidney Goldberg, referring to officers who have been assigned to the Truly Fucking Bizarre portion of the investigation. "They have a very difficult job to do because in a case with as much ridiculous shit as this one, every off-the-wall scenario has to be explored, even the just-sort-of fucked-up ones."

According to Goldberg, the TFB unit will investigate the weird-ass possibility that Nordegren beat her husband and threatened him with a goddamned golf club. It will also explore the batshit insane prospect that an impassioned Nordegren purposefully placed herself in the path of the moving Cadillac, thus forcing Woods to swerve violently out of the way.

"Also, we have to look into recent allegations that Woods left a voice mail requesting that one of his mistresses delete his number from her phone," Goldeberg said. "Just so fucking weird."

Goldberg has assigned the TFB's forensic investigators to do a complete Batshit Bizzarro-Universe Accident Scene Reconstruction, which will take samples of the paint scrapings on Woods' Cadillac, measure the skid marks on the driveway, catalog and number the fucked-up golf-club dents in the car's bodywork, and use powerful computers to reconstruct the strange-ass accident using digital simulations.

"It's possible the computer will show us that a golf club ejected itself from the vehicle during the crash, bounced off the surrounding trees, and struck the outside of Woods' vehicle several times," Goldberg said. "That's no more weird-ass than the other theories people have come up with, especially the ones we saw when we used the computer to check TMZ.com."

Detective Tolliver admitted that he himself was having trouble getting over just how bizarro the whole thing really is.

"In this case you've got Tiger Woods—the man with the most squeaky-clean image in all of sports—possibly participating in romantic dalliances with random women despite the fact that he is already married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. And none of this would have ever surfaced had he not crashed his car Friday morning," Tolliver said. "Come on, that's just plain-ass weird."

"I guess the only thing more outrageous is that this has been a major news item for over a week, and that people feel like they are entitled to know the private details of public figures' lives," Tolliver continued. "No matter which way you shake it, that's fucking nuts."

Today it was disclosed that allegedly five other women now claim to have had an affair with Tiger. Two of them blond, one looks very much like his wife. If this should turn out to be true, no damage control exists that can contain the inevitable damage and resulting fallout. They were all named and pictures shown on television today. I can't imagine Elin or any other woman putting up with much more, after all she can walk away now with a large settlement [cash] not to mention the various property divisions and child support.

And we think the cost of pussy at Centaurus is expensive? Wait until Tiger gets the final bill ?

Apparently Elin has moved out due to Tiger's epic philandering. She and her twin sister just bought a $2.29million dollar house on an island near Stockholm. It's accessible only by boat, that should assure privacy. I stand by my statement that damage control only goes so far. Blues Traveler was correct in his earlier prediction about more women coming forward!

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on December 08, 2009)

Wilt Chamberlain has asserted that he has had sex with more than 20,000 women. Let's just say that is a lot more than Tiger Woods. The media fascination is almost diametrically opposed. Wilt still holds some of the most important records in basketball, same with Woods.

The difference is that Wilt the Stilt never pretended to be anyone other than himself.

I wonder if Tiger had the prescience to get a solid pre-nup in place, and got married in a state that respects pre-nups. Hopefully his legal/financial advisors got him to do this prior to getting stupid.

It appears Tiger's 'cost per load' just went way up, as

GATORADE drops Tiger drink...

All Tiger Woods Ads Withdrawn by Marketers From Prime-Time...

His wife's financial assault will pale by comparison to revenues lost from endorsements.

Still, I think he's doing better than the majority of us - except for Hemp that is. That bastard lives the life of an Arabian Sultan.

I guess he can start being the Ashley Madison spokesmen

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/03/2009-12-03_tiger_woods_to_be_the_new_face_of_cheating_web_site_ashleymadisoncom.html

As DG wrote:

except for Hemp that is. That bastard lives the life of an Arabian Sultan.

DG now you know that is not totally true. My Hot Tub was out of service for almost a week and the girls were very upset. "Talk about pressure".
Hope to see you sometime next year or 2011/ 2012 at the latest. I'll keep them warm for you. - Merry Christmas - Hemp

uh oh, my guess is lil Hempy had 'morning thickness' for a week..........

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on December 11, 2009)

I hate when that happens! - Hemp

Hemp,

I'm just amazed that you have been able to keep your hot tube activities out of the mainstream media. And don't try and declare your innocence...

CFK

I'm still coming to grips with the fact that Tiger Woods is a whore monger. It is funny that he only bangs white girls though.

Here is a good piece about what really goes on in the pro athlete/celebrity world. Basically, they are just like us in the brothels, except they go to "arranged" clubs put together by "arrangers" in the business.

Not since Kobe Bryant got caught banging the hotel staff have so many athletes been pissed at one person for focusing the spotlight on it. However, this is not news to anyone with a clue.

http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in-tigerland-a-deadspin-investigation-into-the-sexual-habits-of-pro-athletes?skyline=true&s=xe.

Tiger continued/increased his indiscretions for years. The more he got away with the bolder and stupider he got! Obviously he told each one the same BS [you're special, etc], which is why this came to light so quickly; can you say 'Cat Fight'...Hell, it was a non-involved friend of Rachel Uchitels that got pissed and ratted them out! The rest quickly became history. Several of the women have stated how they caught him texting others while with him, same bonehead stunt he pulled on Thanksgiving. No doubt several awkward discussions have taken place since Tiger has blown the lid on the sexcapades that pro athletes enjoy. What an asswipe.........

BTY, most of the time the women will either be blond or redhead, white/caucasian is a given.

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on December 15, 2009)

whats the difference between tiger woods and santa?
santa stops after three HO`s?

I can understand Elin's anger but how can you reconcile with a woman who hit you in the head with a golf club?

She should have bashed him with a large dildo, just not sure what color she might find appropriate!

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on December 22, 2009)

Anybody watch that news conference? What the fuck did they do to him at that clinic, cut his nuts off and drug him up?

This speaks volumes about the potency of the puta union (all women) in the U.S. and just how far they have the game rigged...

When I told my girlfriend yesterday that I was going out with my buddies last night, she came over and fucked me to diminish my desire to stray. Because while they don't know much else, Latin women know daddy needs his medicine.

Somehow American women have rigged the system to a point where they don't need to fuck us, but we're not supposed to seek relief elsewhere...

A sad, sad, day...

It took Woods 2 1/2 months to come up with a 13' scripted & contrite speech. Sincere & remorseful, no fucking way.

the mistresses want an apology from tiger! wow! they don't deserve one! They should apologize to tiger's wife!

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/report-tiger-woods-mistresses-apology-022010

The mistresses want an apology I guess because they were getting cheated on my Tiger. ha ha ha... That is funny.

I understand Tiger wants his privacy, but media coverage/invasion in all forms is the price of fame, fortune and being the best golfer ever. That will never change.

I agree with what he said that he doesn't get to play by different rules but coverage of his personal life sure does. If I was him I would have pointed that out, because there are tons of people having affairs and getting divorced etc but their personal problems arent't being reviewed on the news.

The latest on Tiger.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger_woods_announces_return_to

Beside being the truth it's hilarious!