1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
3. If you think she's spunky cover your monkey.
4. Don't be a fool, cover your tool.
5. Wrap your bate before you mate.
6. Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel.
7. Package your meat a real nice treat.
8. Sock that wanger before you bang her.
9. If you're nude then tube your dude.
10. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick!
12. If you go into heat, package your meat!
13. If you slip between her thighs, condomize!
14. While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis!
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member!
16. Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker!
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool!
18. The right selection, is to protect your erection!
19. Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil!
20. If you really love her, wear a cover!
