In all seriousness. . .

Let's have a roll call.

For your pubic hair, do you:

1. Shave clean

2. Trim

3. Do nothing.

Since I'm not overgrown down there, I've never done anything. However, on my last two trips to the FKKs in Frankfurt, when showering in the communal showers, I couldn't help but notice (Let the gay jokes begin) that the Germans all shaved clean. This was a new one for me.

Is this a German/European thing, or am I the only straight guy not shaving/trimming. I asked a gay guy in my office and he said everybody shaves/trims in the gay community.

Is there any chance this question will be answered seriously?

In all seriousness. . .

I never touched it until a German provider suggested trimming it. She offered to trim it up for me and I agreed. She said it was better for her when trimmed so she didn’t get heir in her mouth wile giving a blow job. I know I don’t like a hairy bush when I go down on a girl and most girls would probably prefer not to suck a hairy dick.

After the first time she would trim me every once in a wile. After leaving Germany I found that if I let it go to long it would become uncomfortable and I would need to trim it back. So now I usually let it go until it begins to bother me (once every couple of months) and then trim it again.

I think shaving the area clean would be a major pain in the ass and would be itchy if you don’t shave every day.

I would guess that trimming pubic hair is not a bad idea if you like to get blow jobs because it makes it nicer for the girl. For guys with size issues it can also make your dick look bigger.

Dimone

I trim it all the way down with an electric razor, but I don't shave with a blade. I found that the lack of hair increases the sensitivity, which is a very good thing in my book.

Shave the shaft, trim everything else.

Harry

About a month before I travel, I shave all the hair all the way down. I find that by the time I am ready to go it has re-grown to a nice and acceptable length.

Some of the termas girls commented about my nicely groomed dick when I went to Brazil. One even made this big afro motion on her own hair when commenting about the local Brasileiros' un-groomed dicks. I found out exactly what she meant while in the shower room later.

Please do not mention personal grooming and terma shower rooms, please. At 65 one afternoon there was a brasiliero, with the door open to his stall but thankfully facing in, who was either jerking off in a very weird way, shaving his stick and giggleberries or at least just cleaning his nads very thoroughly. A very disturbing sight, particularly when I was still thinking of my great session with Michele and I walk in all smiles and happy and then have to see shit like that

(First of all, why am I even in this thread. I'm must be off work and drunk again.)

Cat, that sounds traumatic.

I employ the Xenono method. I have found that girls do not like to be constantly pulling hairs out of their mouths.

For those of you guys sporting a poodle down there, my advice is... if you want a real blow job, get the clippers out.

Some observations:

The xeneno method works great PROVIDED you don't take a trip every month...

I've noticed since beginning to keep the hedges trimmed low, many service providers are spending longer periods of time beneath base camp.

No real gentleman who is serious about oral hygiene will present an unshorn ballbag to his lady. Besides, nothing beats the tingly feeling of Gillette Menthol cream upon ones marble sack. But always use a fresh blade, as nicks, pricks and cuts don't enhance the twins profile.

PS
Some board members are even known to shave their toe knuckles. You know who you are.

Part of trip preparation for me is the "trim". This is not done for the fellows at the gym, (or those hours spent standing in front of the mirror) but has become a ritual of anticipation, as in what to do while counting the days until I depart Mundania and travel to which ever land of wonder.
I cut back to about 50% of my natural growth. That way I maintain that "Big Hairy Brute" look but also nod in the direction of hygiene.

Now I want to know how many of you fellow that have responded to this post are in between trips? This does not sound like the kind of thing we think about while we are in the field.

Another Pubic Service Announcement: If using a razor to shave your gonads and other areas down below, make sure you change the blade afterwards before shaving your face.

DonGringo:

Goddamit! You come back from the dead and first thing you do is start talking about hairy toes! Fuck you, fuck Playboy, AND fuck GNM, wherever he's slunk off too.

Back to the subject at hand (so to speak), about 10 years ago I shaved my Pualista girlfriend down to zip, whereupon she mentioned that it would be really nice, and fair is fair, and it would really enhance her alreay incredible oral skills... this last part got to me, naturally. So saco shaved (or at least trimmmed pretty short) and rest of the hair reasonably trimmed down. Shaved all the way is a prickly pain in the balls (literally) if you don't do it regularly, so trimmed very short is much easier and usually acceptable to the gals. And yes, GP's appreciate it very much.

BS

The reason I shaved my mustache???

After some 25 years of sporting a mustache, I showed up several years ago clean shaven. What happened was that I had a date with this girl that was not particularly attractive but I knew that she was as they say "easy". After a few drinks at a local bar we ended up at my apartment. As the party was just getting started she said, "I will shave mine, if you will shave yours." When I came out of the bathroom she seemed very agitated, but my face remains clean shaven to this day. LOL
I will admit to trimming other areas very closely and very carefully.

Cat: Stop referring to Michelle, she's all mine

Always take a hot bath/shower prior to shaving.

I tend to shave 1 week prior to my Rio trips. As a cautionary note, you should not shave your balls when they are shriveled or in a non-excited state. I am usually semi-aroused when shaving my balls.

DonGringo, this is for you

While shaving the nads, one should also consider shaving the asscrack. That's my bi-weekly ritual. Ever considered how gross it must be, for a girl to see / feel / taste a hairy asscrack?

I had Floyd the Barber run a straight razor over the nads before my trip.

(falls out of chair upon vewing the above pic)
Boy, you know how to have fun...

(Climbs back into chair) Uh...I was just going to say that using a lawn string trimmer is NOT a recommended method of trimming the ole pecker rug. And decisions on how to do such trimming should not be made while drinking...
...and NO! I will NOT talk about how I know these facts to be true.

(Message edited by ablissman on January 03, 2004)

Well, now there's something you don't see everyday.

Is that Claudinha with your dick in her mouth????? I hope you titty fucked her.

BTW... can you do me up one of your little videos of the girls and set it to AC/DC's "You shook me all night long".... from the beginning? (I don't want to see any testicles or cocks in it either) I have a couple of friends I want to torment. I have the mp3 if you need it.

Small battery or electric trimmers work great, fast and no nicks. The girls love it trimmed and will show their appreciation in the most pleasant ways......You can also use it on them if they have not trimmed lately and that is an interesting turn on as well

Sandman

Aldaron
What...now we're taking requests for videos?
Do i look like Casey Casem???
Anybody else want a custom video while we're at it??
How about the FunkMe & Beaver1 vids combined and set to that AC/DC track? (AC/DC is a rock band right?)

Consider it payment for transporting your phone back to Rio that you tried to steal from Kenn. What a newbie mistake......

I am in Rio now and the sack and crack were shaved before arrival. The wreath is just very well trimmed, but still exists. I think the garota aknowledges the my repect for her abitlity to gargle my balls then dive in for a little rim-o-rama. It is just my little incentive program.

A Playboy Production. That was perfect. It should torment many of my married friends.

Shave the scrotum with a regular blade once, try it you'll like it! The skin is different, it responds to the blade oddly and in my experience it's almost impossible to cut or nick your scrotum. I shave it, and then around the base of the shaft to about an inch diameter of clearance, fairly regularly. I find that having a clear diameter at the base of the shaft radically improves BJ experience -- not so much "sensitivity" as "completability" if that's a word. I sometimes also trim up in other areas with electric clippers at a low (but not max.) setting -- inner thighs, main bushy part below navel, asscrack, wuddever. Hey, it's my ass, I can shave whatever part of it I want!

A girl in nogales starting me triming. She said it was the only way she would lick my balls. Most of the girls notice and appreciate it.

Personally I prefer to let my scrotum hair dangle rasta fashion and wrap a mini doo rag around my nuts to complete my style statement. I've found that a doo rag with the Brazilian flag emblazoned is a real hit. YMMV

Shave clean.. but I leave a little grass near the bat cuz if you are completely shaven women think you are wacky.

Well, this is edifying as all hell, but nobody has asked the important question yet:

What kind of shaving brush are you using, and how much did you pay for it?

No shaving brush.. jump into a warm shower.. turn your back to the shower head.. lather up with shaving cream or gel.. i use nice razor for balls.. and the back of electric razor (the part you use for sideburns) for the dense pubes.. Dont use the electric on the testes or you are in trouble..

I recommend not using an AC powered electric razor while in the shower.

how is it any different than using it under faucet?? razors dont need cords anymore. is your razor from 1970?

This has been floating around the net for a while now and is probably a repost ....hilarious

Arse Hair:

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.

Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ARSE-HAIR!

Similarly, the hair around your balls has specific purpose I've discovered

Motown,

Are you as fat as you sound?

I once did a crack and sack brazilian because I had a GF who would then willingly rim me. I had none of these problems you describe, except the stubble one. My GF who has a brazilian front and back does say that without hair my cum runs out of her pussy and through her ass crack after we fuck.

Keep your ass clean, but maybe you can trim the ass hairs.

Motown,

Are you as fat as you sound?

I once did a crack and sack brazilian because I had a GF who would then willingly rim me. I had none of these problems you describe, except the stubble one. My GF who has a brazilian front and back does say that without hair my cum runs out of her pussy and through her ass crack after we fuck.

Keep your ass clean, but maybe you can trim the ass hairs.

Motown...that is some funny shit!

gracias senor

Motown
I laughed so hard I had tears that was great too funny for words. You have a unique command of the english Language. I will share it with my buds who I know will be laughuing like they are at a Rodney Dangerfield concert.

I do a Brasilian wax. The pain is excruciating the first time or two, but the hairs become less course and come out much easier after a while. It's really important to find a good waxer, go every 5 - 6 weeks, and to not shave in between.

Never had such problems as described w/o the ass hair.

LM

I shave myself like a gay pornstar. The women are always impressed.

My former was my first encounter with bald pussy. I liked it, but the only draw back was no dental floss. It's hard on the teeth.

One night out of curiosity she shaved me. The only thing I didn't like about it was it made for COLD BALLS!!!!!!

Then it's up to her to keep them warm ;-}

Dammit. I have kept my boys and shaved clean and the lawn trimmed up since I was 20. Reading through this I strated wondering if I shave my ass and crack that gets hairy by the year if I would get more black kiss action. Well, I figured it would itch like a mother for the first few shaves so I best start getting used to it before upcoming trip so I did one last night. I really underestimated the level of itch. It is going to be hard to keep my hand out of my ass this week.

Thanks for the update, Keeper.

I have actually used Nair on my balls and it was pretty okay.....yeah I know they say you shouldn't do that but I not having any more kids. Only did that once. Now I just use a regular trimmer for the beard to shave down the balls to a bare minimum. Nothing turns a chica off more than these HAIRY BALLS WITH LONG GREY HAIRS being slapped in their face. Make em perty!

I trim around the dick and make that attractive as well. These little details do make a difference I have noticed. I did the completely bald thing once but it was too much work.

SP

Also, you want to remember that dick stubble is very uncomfortable for the chica for long term animal style fucking.........or even just long term fucking in general. The stubble irritates her and can make her sore, and thus cut down on your romance. So the rule is, around the dick leave a soft but short level of hair to act as a cushion. The balls can go bare.

SP

SP - You must have a really leathery sack! And of course we know how chicas love purses...geez!

Once in my younger narcissistic youth (college) I put Nair in the middle of my chest...I wanted to show-off...I had been lifting weights back then and was pretty ripped. Well, the Nair got rid of the chest hair alright, but left a bright red mark the size of a cantaloupe. It didn't go away for days and it stung like hell whenever I were to sweat. Never again...and definitely not on my sack!!

I don't fuck with my chest hair anymore...now I use my beard trimmer to trim around my "dos Nachos"...I shave them nearly bare. Then I'll clip on the 5-day shave guard and nicely trim around "Pacho"...my baby elephant...leaving a short cushion that tickles the chicas more than it pricks 'em.

And of course, sometimes I will practice yoga in the shower with a razor to trim-up the wild ones sprouting out the backside...but that can get tricky using a sharp razor...only when definitely needed...and then with extreme care.

AJ

I could never get used to the idea of a sharp razor around my dick and balls...............way too......shit I don't even want to say!

They have these new Nair products now with Aloe and Mineral Oils, so those big RED blotches are rarer and rarer. It actually took the ball hair off quite well; ya know, for that "huevos suaves hermosos" look. But I know that was stupid since I don't want that stuff leaking into my balls. One problem I did not mention before is that they have been glowing green ever since. But I hadn't noticed too much since before I became active with this GFE they were pretty much glowing blue for a long while. Very interesting anyway to watch from behind in a dark room as you slap fuck your chica doggie-style.

SP

I am going to say this once, just once. The strongest stuff you want to put on your private parts is soap, water and baby shampoo.

You can try putting those harsher chemicals on it and report back here how it goes. I like you guys and dont want to see you running around like you just spilled acid on your dick.

Vanity and pussy make a man do screwy things....

SP

It's really too bad Sienfield is off the air as there must be at least 3 episodes of material here.....remember the chest hair one.....

If I had one recommendation regarding "manscaping" it would be never start shaving your penis unless you are sober and fully alert

CFK

CFK,

You probably think your pubes are also blond and not gray, right?

Cat,

Why does this not surprise me...you just want me to spill my guts! OK! they are blond. Ask again and I will cut off a small sample and FedEx it to you. You can throw them on a table and yell blond "Spiders!" at your next party.

CFK

I put this on the chat board, but think it's worth archiving on the Discus side. Enjoy!

A couple of months ago, I bought this because I have more money than brains, I like to keep Mini-Me and the Boys neatly groomed AND I find girls generally like it better.

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2030-Professional-BodyGrooming/dp/B001E0C9LI/ref=tag_tdp_sv_edpp_i

I will have to say that it works great. I was a bit hesitant at first but since I do not like the thought of a razor around my best friends I took the plunge. Like any new product, your skin will take a little time to adjust to it at first - I was a little red after the first time that I used it. But now, I just zip through my weekly grooming with little fuss or mess.

I give it a hearty endorsement.

EA