| By Hot4ass2 on Saturday, August 13, 2005 - 09:35 pm: Edit |
BEWARE of a new condom called INSPIRAL that claims to be "America's New #1 Rated Condom".
I did a JO session with one of these and thought the baggy pouch fit rather poorly. This weekend I tried one on a bar girl and discovered that it fell off inside her. Chances are that it was gone about the time her pussy started feeling really good which was a few dozen strokes before I dropped my load.
She paniced about getting pregnant, a gift that neither of us want. I will be worrying about any other unwelcome gifts she might have given. It was actually quite amusing to watch her jam fingers up her cunt and fish the rubber out.
The INSPIRAL design really needs to be changed so it squeezes the shaft better or else it needs to be used exclusively by the very well endowed which I am not.
There used to be a condom called MENTOR that had some type of adhesive on the bottom third of the sleeve that kept it firmly attached, but it still peeled off easily after the deed was done. I wish they were still around. Wouldn't it be nice if somebody made a condom that had a hoop we could slip our balls through.
| By Khun_mor on Saturday, August 13, 2005 - 10:54 pm: Edit |
That's why they are #1 rated. They do not stay on so everyone raves about the sensitivity ! :-)
If I have to wear a condom - give me one that breaks or falls off within 10 seconds of use .
| By Don Marco on Sunday, August 14, 2005 - 12:17 am: Edit |
the "bag" is what increases sensativity... friction.
| By Catocony on Sunday, August 14, 2005 - 02:38 pm: Edit |
What were you doing jacking off with a rubber on anyways?
| By Khun_mor on Sunday, August 14, 2005 - 10:32 pm: Edit |
"What were you doing jacking off with a rubber on anyways? "
Extra safe sex.
| By Hot4ass2 on Monday, August 15, 2005 - 10:40 pm: Edit |
I wasn't exactly jacking off into a condom. I was trying the condom in an artificial pussy to get a feel for how it would respond in a real pussy. Inspiral is on my shit list forever now.
| By Safado69 on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 - 12:26 pm: Edit |
"I was trying the condom in an artificial pussy"
First time anyone on the CH board has admited to owning one of these things, as far as I know. I am still laughing...
I think Inspirals are fine if you have a thicker than average dick. If not, they have a tendency to slip off.
| By Catocony on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 - 03:04 pm: Edit |
The story gets worse - using a rubber on a fake plastic pussy toy 
I hope you didn't get it pregnant or anything!
On the other hand, we all plan our Rio trips. However, I don't plan that level of detail.
Makes me remember that great line from Porky's, when the guys are talking about going to see the hooker that night and the little guy goes "I'll see you later, I have to go home and warm up".
| By Smirker on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 - 04:50 pm: Edit |
Awesome, Cat, Awesome line! That guys name was Pee Wee!
| By Hot4ass2 on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 - 12:48 am: Edit |
We all need some relief between trips to mongers paradise. Artificial pussies cost about $20 and feel a hell of a lot better than Rosy Palmer. Sort of like the pocket pals of yesteryear but made of a new flesh like synthetic rubber. So don't knock it before you try it.
| By Priew100 on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 - 01:49 am: Edit |
LOL!
No comment!....You guys are hilarious!
Priew
| By Safado69 on Friday, August 19, 2005 - 07:14 pm: Edit |
"We all need some relief between trips to mongers paradise"
I thought that's what women were for...