By Mule on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 12:01 am: Edit |
I have a really big unit. I am always afraid of the condom breaking during the deed.
Anybody have this happen to them?
By Athos on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 11:57 am: Edit |
Mule
I don't think it's because of your big unit. Condom can break due to chica not knowing how to put condom on AND chica having long nails or possibly braces.
During deed if chica not lubricated, condom can simply break.
I have had a condom break once on me.
By Altogringo on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 04:51 pm: Edit |
I would be interested in a poll of how many have had a condom break... It's never happened to me, but I sport a modest member and the chicas are always SO WET, ehehehe... My favs always say "oh, no, it never happens" (breakage) Makes me wonder why so many get knocked up though..
ag
By Happyboy on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 05:45 pm: Edit |
another way the condom breaks is pulling out...(for whatever reason) and then going back in...condom dries out...you put in back in..and then ..bam..i had two break from that experience..that happened like twice in the course of 15 years, though..
By Harold_Johnson on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 07:11 pm: Edit |
I have been told I have a big unit as well and have broken lots of condoms. I do bring it just about all to way out right before sticking it all the way in. I think lots of lube can be the solution. I've put them on as well as had them put it on. Don't know it makes a difference. As an observation; most of the times I've had breakage, most girls are concerned about getting knocked up more than they are about STDs.
Harry
By Jaime on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 07:17 pm: Edit |
a former monger friend of mine once blew one up to the size of a small blimp, so i dont think size contributes to breakage. Age of the condom, certain types of lubrications perhaps. I once had 2 break from the same package. They do make larger sized condoms as well.
By Harold_Johnson on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 07:51 pm: Edit |
Yeah, I know. I always use trojans (unlubricated). The girls don't like the taste of the lubed ones, then just lube them myself when ready.
Harry
By Mule on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 07:52 pm: Edit |
i have had condoms break with me and now i'm a little paranoid about it...
talk about awesome sex, i forgot how good that felt, didn't realize the condom broke though until i pulled out..
By Superman on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 09:21 pm: Edit |
I have had four of the TJ condoms break on me, and I'm sure it's because they are tiny little fuckers and probably really cheap as well. I have a nice fat cock, and I use Trojan Large and have only broken one of those ever. Never, ever use the TJ condoms! They are crap.
-Superman-
By Harold_Johnson on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 09:49 pm: Edit |
I've also had them slip off and not realize til the end. Then the girl has to go fish it out. I'm like "you need a hand?"
Harry
By Conshagi on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 10:13 pm: Edit |
The only time I broke one was when experimenting with multidirectional thrust. The chica sensed it when it broke but said nothing. I also sensed increased tactile response. Afterwards the chica said Hey x... "no se rompio el condon?" I pulled out and was startled. The chica was smiling and saying "estoy en mis dias fertiles" but I asked her when she had her period and it was 10 days earlier so i knew it wouldnt happen. This was a condom from my own stash - forgot which brand.
By Tutall on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 06:46 am: Edit |
Well, I'm hung like a squirrel and butt-ugly to boot, so ugly that the girls get really really dry, so dry that it even sucks any lube dry too. That and B.O. and halitosis. So that even with my tiny unit, I burn rubber and break them.
Maybe that's your problem too?
By Taxibob on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 06:53 am: Edit |
Some things that are used for lubricante can mess with the integrity of condoms.
By Superman on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 09:23 am: Edit |
It is surprising how much better it suddenly feels when a condom breaks on you. Total night & day difference.
-Superman-
By Westfargo on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 02:25 pm: Edit |
I've had many break through the years too. The Trosians never break but the cheap Mexican one's break a lot. I think it has more to do with the gals fingers. When it breaks the gal or I am fulling around down there.
And I get nice waitresses and fuck them all night long with no rubber also. I know thats stupid, however, if you look on the HIV hotline only 9% of new enfected HIV people are Hetrosexuals for 1997 the rest 92% are drug users and fags. The Dr. at the free clinic even tells me that he rearly gets new people infected with the virus. I've told me I have prostitutes in TJ and he says use a rubber and make sure the have current health cards. Although the health cards is no guarantee that their HIV free. It shows good faith on their sides. Also, what scares me the most is that South Africa has 35%+ of the population infected with HIV. WOW! They must all be fags or they love to but fuck. Me and all my friends have been doing risky sex for 20+ years. Why don't we have it? The Dr. says there's many many factors. The most important is the amount of time you spend emerced in the infected persons bodly fluids. Normally with prostitutes and flings, it's not more then 10 to 20 minutes. Unlike girlfriends and lovers can be all night or weekend. Whatever the case is I've greatly cut down my frequencly of unprotected sex. But to me there's no comparson, without the rubber feels 100% better. However, I'm addicted to living. So until there's a cure or vaccine to HIV and AIDS. I'm going to leave the rubber on in most cases...
Westfargo...
By Salsa_Boy on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 02:29 pm: Edit |
Being gifted is no big deal...yea it's nice to hit there roof...bottom out...make there eyes roll back in there head..haha...but it's more important to have a talanted tongue, I gurantee this will get you more girlfriends. Never had a condom break, if used correctly, lots of lube!! Oh yea i did have one break with a girlfriend here in the states about 6 years ago, we freaked out and drove to the supermarket about 7:ooam bought some anti-spermicidal stuff, never did find the end of the rubber..whoops.haha She was also my first Latino girlfriend, almost married her, but she partied way to much 5'2" looonngggg black hair asianish eyes...big tits fuckin 40d's wow kinda miss them, great family, her dad loved me, we used to jam together he also was in a band. All the family called me Tio...hmmm kinda miss that, going to church with every Sunday. Her older sister was so fucking hot 6' that men would accually trip over there feet in public when they say her...damn she was a major tease. On holidyas specifically the fourth of July all there relatives would meet at a favorite camping spot in our mountains and i would fuck the shit out of her the entire time in our tent with famila (padre) just a few feet from the tent...slam..slam..slam..what a rush!!!!
SB
Choice 1) Lifestyle - extra sensitive
2) Trojan - pleasure
-go with latex, never use that sheep gut shit.
By Explorer8939 on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 03:54 pm: Edit |
WF:
If you've been doing 'risky' sex in the ZN for 20+ years (ie do chicas without condoms), do you ever run into young chicas that look like you?
By Westfargo on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 05:41 pm: Edit |
Explorer8939,
Sometimes I'm not proud of it. But I know for a FACT I've gotten a few pregnant. Eisa working in the Chevellas got pregnant with my baby. Her sister is Veronica a real cutie I fucked a few months ago before Eisa came back from Tapachula. I didn't know they were sisters. Veronica didn't know who I was either. That ended that in a hurry! I look at it this way. 90% of the gal I do sin condom are not hookers and they are going to get pregnant by some Mexican guy anyway. So why not have a beautiful baby by me? I have two kids that live with me. They are way above their grade level and my x-wife is a tall beautiful Mexican so the kids are very good looking. Veronica a beautiful 19 years old in Mazatlan wants to get pregnant all the time. But recently she's got a hold of my home phone number. So I'm not Cumming inside of her anymore. I don't want to pay $1000 a month for the next 18 years. I know for a fact I have another daughter that’s 17 years old in TJ. I was her last year. I accidentally met her mother on the street. And she was so surprised; she also introduced me to Aracellia, my daughter. She was tall and slender like me with beautiful big green eyes, long golden hair down to her butt. Right in front of me she said, Aracellia, do you remember your dad? Aracellia gave me a hug and a kiss. Her mother said, she's very smart and Aracellia wants to be a Computer programmer like me. I help her if wants to go to school in the US. Her mother got married 3 times in 15 years. The latest guys are a real dumb shit. He's always drunk, etc... Her mother is really a good gal, she's not screaming at me for money or anything. She just looks at it like we had a fling long ago. And now she's got a beautiful daughter. However, 6 months ago I took Aracellia out to dinner on Revolution to get a father and daughter bound. And the dumb shit waiter I've known for years said, Jose! Your wife is so beautiful. Aracellia just looked at me. I said, no! this is my daughter. Then I took her to San Bornes to the bar and a gal I've been trying to fuck is working there. I didn't know that. Viviana said, Jose, who this? What are you doing here? I said, she's my daughter! Then after we walked to the park at 6th Visalia and Liliana came up to me with her Whore clothes on and said, Jose! What a meryical! Why don't you come see me? Aracellia knew she is a whore. Poor Aracellia. She's 17 years old but looks 25. Ultra beautiful. Her mother said she dating too. So a few months ago I told her about the birds and the bee's and I got to see a boy that she likes too. He looks like the biggest piece of SHIT. A real skuzz bag, 4'9" 90 Lbs, 30 years old. The worst! He works at the new AM/PM on Relolution, Aracellia said, Poncho, this is my dad. Poncho nearly died. Roger and I whispered to him the next day when Aracellia wan't around, I told him if he touches her I'll KILL him slowly. He said, Si sinor, Jose! Yo puerto bien con su nina! I'm worried to death for her, she shouldn't be in TJ. If she gets pregnant I'll die! The problem is she so Mexican. And there's not much hope for her. It’s amazing how much she’s like me, I’m hoping my American side of her will prevale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Westfargo...
By Harold_Johnson on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 05:57 pm: Edit |
Salsa Boy,
Trust me, size DOES matter. But you also have to know how to use it. And yeah having a talented tongue will go a long way. Even if just used for french kissing. And NO I don't want to hear about the risks associated with french kissing. I enjoy it way too much to stop.
Harry
By Altogringo on Friday, April 20, 2001 - 06:34 pm: Edit |
Just wanted to thank the guys who've contributed here... It's amazing that "providers" in TJ, using those locally issued condoms, don't get pregant every year.. It must be the pill that saves them..
I don't deal much with bar chicas, but many SG's tell me they are on the pill and most use condoms 95% of the time (at least that's the stats they give, hehe)..
ag
By Gmoney on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 02:54 am: Edit |
"I know for a fact I have another daughter ... in TJ. "
Hey amigo WF I would luv to fuck the shit out of yer daughter! Where does she work?
By Explorer8939 on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 09:13 am: Edit |
WF:
Words cannot describe your post.
By Explorer8939 on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 09:16 am: Edit |
Altogringo:
Here's what the chicas tell me about birth control:
1) They don't use the pill, they get injections that last a month. The injections are made around the time of their health card check.
2) Most do get pregnant sooner or later, usually by a novio.
3) Many clients break condoms on purpose.
By Tight_Fit on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 03:43 pm: Edit |
Re Explorer's post:
1) So do the ones who don't have a legit health care also not use any protection besides the condom? What about that implant birth control device? Anyone use that?
2) Most of them are in the Zona now because they had a kid with some novio who has long since disappeared. And they will obviously continue to repeat the same mistake. It's nice to know that mexican women are just as stupid as their counterparts on this side of the border. Nice guys finish last.
3) Why would a client deliberately break the condom? Pretend BBFS? Getting their rocks off hoping that they have a unknown child doomed to poverty?
4) Let me add one to the list. If these chicas know all this and continue doing what they are doing..............
By Altogringo on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 06:30 pm: Edit |
Good points TF... I think a lot of it boils down to what WF said about them living "in the moment", & not caring (thinking) about the future..
This would include the selfish clientes who use ther hand to pull the condom down till the head pops thru so they can feel the wonderful lubricante natural.. This mixed with the ego/macho thing of depositing their seed in the chica's fertile orfice. (nature has a lot to do with this, but humans are supposed to be unatural, at least the intellient ones) hehehe..
Some chicas probably trust the rabbits foot, feather or "spell" that some toothless soothsayer has given them to keep them from getting pregnant, STD's, HIV, etc... Scary when we think about the clinical aspects/possible results...
ag
By Salsa_Boy on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 06:56 pm: Edit |
Harold,
Your correct size does matter. Sometimes I like to go with the real small chicks just to fill em to the rim. All my girl friends her in the states have loved my dick, saying "I never knew it could feel like that", but down in Mexico they sometimes wrap there hand around the base so I cant push the last few inches in. Some AB girls have no prob with it, others won't do certain positions. I have yet to get a Rosa Maria bj, curious to see her style. As to the tongue, I sometimes kiss them (french) but ...aaahhh...no big deal. I will never munch on a prostitutes bush....nasty. But I think it's cool if others like to, everyone's different. I always use a condom, but once again that's just me, If someone prefers not to I could care less.
By Westfargo on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 08:32 pm: Edit |
Gmoney,
She's a beautiful gal in TJ. If it's not you it'll be someother fuck. She's planning on living with me in the hear future. And I've told her too, to find a good respectible American guy. I don't care if he's 30, 40, or 50 years old. As long as he doesn't get her pregnant until she's married. And he JUST be successful, NO poor motherfuckers. Also, she is a virgin, or at least she told me that. If some RICH guy wanted her as a "girlfriend" for a few months and he first deposited her 4 years of college education into a trust fund that is in her name and can't be touched until she 25 years old. I would consent to that. She's perfect! Beautiful, smart, clean, she's way beond her 17 years. Being her father, I know she's just going to waist her virginity on a super poor wet back or a 16 years old that polishes shoe's on the streets. So why not get some super rich 50 years old to take care of her and fix her future for her. No son or daughter of mine are going to waist one ounce of their lives. Their going to use every ounce of their talents. Period!
If there's any Rich, clean, respectible mongers out there that is willing to have a few months for a 4 years college education. If your very serious, I would be willing to talk to her. I can tell she got a lot of my skills and it thing she would see the logic. She really wants to go to MIT, I think 4 years is about $60,000.
Again she's about the closest thing to a #10 you can get. She makes the AB gals look like shit. Big green eyes, huge tits, long golden hair down to her butt. Silky olive skin 5'8" 125 lbs. And a straight "A" student. Or in Mexico she only gets 10's. Every week she just talks about going to MIT. She's the REAL thing! You can't buy that!!!!!!!!
WOW! Sometimes I'm so practical and logical I amaze myself!
Westfargo...
By Nevervana on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 09:15 pm: Edit |
Fargo Wrote: If there's any Rich, clean, respectible mongers out there that is willing to have a few months for a 4 years college education. If your very serious, I would be willing to talk to her.
You're pimping out your daughter now?
By Ritmo on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 09:28 pm: Edit |
"You're pimping out your daughter now? "
This shocks ya? Seems perfectly consistent with his philosophy to me. Just don't forget to include YOUR cut in the amount you get for her, Westie.
your friend,
Poncho
By Awg on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 10:36 pm: Edit |
Hey, I know the PERFECT guy for your daughter. He's a tall, handsome, successful American who works with computers and makes a good living. He speaks Spanish well, travels around Mexico, and is respected highly by Mexican people. He's a model US citizen and VERY proud of his country. He strongly believes in rallying his fellow man, at least the American ones.
But he is also more than 100% Mexican, or so he says. He says lots of things actually. He's a very charming guy. He'll shine a flashlight in her face, toss a napkin in front of her, and tell her all these incredible stories. Your daughter will fall madly in love with him. She'll identify with him because he knows Mexican ways and she will feel sorry for him and want to take care of him. You see, he'll tell her how his family died when the stove blew up. Does your daughter know how to make tamales? If so she'll be really happy because she'll be able to cheer him up since that is his favorite food. Your daughter will never want to leave his side because he's such a great guy and she'll think he needs her to take care of him and he'll treasure her because he lost his family. She'll do absolutely ANYTHING for him.
Which brings me to one small catch. I'm sorry to say she won't be a virgin before she's married. He will sweet talk her into having sex with him. Many times in fact. She won't be tight either, she'll be rather loose from having one or two fists inside her. I know it sounds unbelievable, but this guy is an expert. She'll be willing because of all his promises of love to her. I hope you don't mind the guy fist fucking your daughter regularly...
Wait a sec, there is one other thing. He'll probably get your daughter pregnant. But don't worry, he might not give her an STD. He's had lots of them and he still fucks numerous chicas regularly without a condom, but he goes to the doctor once in a while so that should be OK.
Hopefully he won't run away from his responsibilities again by leaving her and breaking her heart once he's gotten her pregnant. He's done it plenty of times before, but let's all cross our fingers and hope it's different with your daughter. That would be sad if that happened, she might become bitter once she realized everything he told her was a lie. That she had as much worth to him as a taco street vender. That long after he's forgotten her name, she's still struggling to make money to support his son/daughter.
Oh, MIT is not THAT important to her is it? It's not like her dream to become successful, right? If I'm wrong, tell her now to give up all hope of going to school and making much of her life. She'll be too busy taking care of the baby if the father bails out on her. Maybe she'll tough it out and can work in Adelitas if that happens. I just hope she doesn't get depressed and bitter after being lied to and having her heart broken and end up on the street.
You make sure to tell us if that happens. If it does, I'll keep my eyes open for a tall Mexican-American toddler with big green eyes walking around with a cup. I'll toss a quarter in the cup and scan the ground around the area for a sleeping woman in week old clothes with long golden hair. I'll lightly awaken her and shake her hand, saying "Your child's father may have forgotten about you, but I never did. Nice to meet you, Aracellia"
So how do I get ahold of you Westfago? I'd like to hook them up as soon as possible.
By Awg on Saturday, April 21, 2001 - 10:38 pm: Edit |
Did I write Westfago? Sorry, I'm a bad speller. So is the guy I want to hook up with Aracellia. His name is...wait a sec...nevermind...
By San_Puto on Sunday, April 22, 2001 - 01:19 am: Edit |
West,
How much is "a few months"???
I'll assume four.
That would work out to:
4 months for $60,000
1 month for $15,000
1 week for $3750
1 day for $536
1 hour for $22.33
A bargan compared to the average AB or CC price!
By Tight_Fit on Sunday, April 22, 2001 - 10:49 am: Edit |
Altogringo.
"This mixed with the ego/macho thing of depositing their seed in the chica's fertile orfice."
You have such a way with words. And saying something that, as I get ever older, is taking on more of a meaning.
Kind of scary if you know what I mean. Like listening to Larry King or Hugh Hefner go on about their most recent kids.
By Porker on Sunday, April 22, 2001 - 05:31 pm: Edit |
I bid 200 pesos. Isn't that all it's supposed to take? Oh, and a flashlight.
AWG, I got it but he won't.
Westfargo, you can call your book "Westfargo, The Psycho Redneck's Guide to Mexican-American Relations".
By Westfargo on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 12:48 pm: Edit |
Nervana,
Pimping her! Arranged dates and marrages have been around since time begain. I know what 95% of all guys intentions are. Lets cut the shit, and talk dollars!
Ritmo,
Pancho! Pancho's fate is sealed! I've already takin care of it. I've been spying on him. And I've found out he's got a few bad habbits that's going to cost him.
Awg,
I'm very serious, and I don't think your serious. However, I'm in the Adelitas Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday nights. Under the header or near the bathroom.
San_puto,
Your obviously the one with the brains! If you guys will through your money away for a whore that hates you and pay her $100+ an hour. Arresellia is worth millions!
Tight_fit,
We all like "depositing their seed in the chica's fertile orfice." That's what we do! You didn't just figure that out? Did you.?..
Porker,
She's not a whore, it wouldn't even take that. She's fuck for free! That's the problem!!!! She'll probebly give her self away to anybody. That's why I'm doing this. She wants to get laid! Beautful, Tijuana. = "Pregnant" I've taught a lot of young girls about birth control etc... She NEED'S an older guy to teach her. Period! And she has value too. So put your money where your mouth is and lets see what we can come up with.
EVERBODY!!
If I find a nice guy to take care of her. I think it's a good idea to have them get together. I've been around Mexico too long, and beleive me her chances of ever being anybody successful or importatnat to anybody than God are nearly zero. Even her kids will know she's a dipshit when they think, Mom was really stupid to get knocked up with a looser!!!!! You don't need a cristal ball to see where she's headed! And the worst thing I can do is nothing!
Westfargo...
By Altogringo on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 08:33 pm: Edit |
WF wrote:
"Even her kids will know she's a dipshit when they think, Mom was really stupid to get knocked up with a looser!!!!! You don't need a cristal ball to see where she's headed! And the worst thing I can do is nothing! "
WF, I agree, it's a formula that rarely fails... Chica, living in TJ, PREGNANT by age 18... My amigo living in TJ has 2 daughters. In the last year they have both giving birth. One was 17, the other 18... The 18 year old got knocked up by a 16 yr old... (I don't even think he was a shoe shine boy, no job at all.)...
Though your attempts to steer her in an MIT direction may meet with a bit of ridicule, I applaud you for having the balls to try to ward off the inevitable...
buena suerte,
ag
By Eastfargo on Monday, April 23, 2001 - 09:42 pm: Edit |
Westfargo;
Don’t offer Aracellies to Johns. Send her to my house, it’s clean and peaceful in Sana Rosa. Plus Ralph can get her into Berkley City College when she turns 18. If she is truly gifted she can go to Cal. St. Berkley. The Latino League offers scholarships to new immigrants. And with Affirmative action still in affect she should get a free education. MIT! Did you make that up? Your cause would be a noble one if you were Mexican. Most can’t afford another mouth to feed and pretty girls only have two alternatives marry or use their beautiful to get by. If you are truly Aracellies father, that means she an American. You don’t do that to your own people and blood, your lucky Ralph isn’t reading this. He’s been able to polish your balls from a distance and he can do it again with a phone call.
I’m reading your posts, sooner or later Ralph, Bubba, and Fred may start reading too and it’ll be hard for you to talk with no teeth. We leave you alone in public for a couple of years and you just start shit. If the old man were still around you wouldn’t be talking shit.
Gentlemen, it been a pleasure.
Eastfargo
By Westfargo on Wednesday, April 25, 2001 - 10:05 am: Edit |
Eastfargo,
Welcome to the board! It took two years for you to post.
In reguards to Aracelli,
Ralph is out of town. Fred told me lastnight that your a pervert and Aracelli should be with her dad. He said, you'd have her dancing around your house in a French Maids outfit with no underware.
I also spoke to Aracelli last night I don't think she wants to leave her mother. However, Roger and I told her it's too late and she better beable to leave by next week. Fred and some friends are going to get her across the border and get her. I don't know how he's going to do it, but Fred was so conserned, he just can't believe anybody can live there. He's treating her like she's a refugee. Please talk to Fred, he can get real mean when wants to get something done. I think he thinks she a dog that he can just lock in the trunk.
Also, where are you? Your phone machine is full and lastnight some airhead answered your phone said you haven't been home for two weeks! Where's everybody for that matter. Everybodys just saying everybodys, "Out of town"
Westfargo...
By Mexpython on Friday, May 25, 2001 - 01:30 am: Edit |
Westfargo
hey when and what time can i find you down at tijuana? and at what club. today was my second time down at tijuana and my first time leaving tijuana unhappy do you think we can kick back and talk for a while so you can pass on some of ur knowledge onto me? i want to know how to work a club and how not to get ripped off and alot of stuff. i trid e mailing you but i got an error reply back. i was looking for you today at AB but you werent ther, you are know though because i bumped into a guy who knows you. i forgot his name i think it was something like dave or something like that. well please let me know.
By Johnfalicidad on Monday, June 25, 2001 - 08:22 pm: Edit |
I recently had a condom break and put out a query on the regular board about Emergency contraception (EPC). You can get emergency contraception which will prevent pregnancy if taken within 72 hours of sex. Here is the information some gentlemen provided in response to my query. I am repeating it here for long term use.
These are the web pages:
From http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org:
"Did sperm wind up somewhere it shouldn't? Call 1-800-584-9911 right now for EMERGENCY
CONTRACEPTION! Hurry! You've got 72 hours!"
for information about emergency contraception.
http://www.findarticles.com/cf_0/m0815/2000_August/64161071/p1/article.jhtml
http://www.findarticles.com/cf_0/m3225/11_61/62829281/p1/article.jhtml
By Westfargo on Tuesday, June 26, 2001 - 12:51 am: Edit |
Johnfelicitas,
Although spermicides are suposed to be 95% effective against pregnancies. I've got some new stuff that's got NP27. If your in Mexico and your rubber brakes. So what! But in the US I've been using spermisides for years and I fuck a LOT! And 99% of the time the gals is under 25 years old no children a real fertal mertel. And I've never gotten one pregnant. If you trust the gal, just change to spermiside pads. They're sold at Target, rite Aid. etc. 100 times better then a rubber! I would rather jack off in the US then to use a rubber. I just tell the gal, it's the pad or forget it!
Mexpython,
Tell me when your going to the zona and I'll meet you there.
Westfargo...
By Godfather on Friday, February 28, 2003 - 10:18 am: Edit |
Never visited this section of the board before but it's interesting..I'll give you guys that. I have had several condoms break on me over the years. I think the biggest culprit is that I go a long time. If you're like me and you are able to go more than 30-45 minutes at a time of uninterrupted sex than you really should switch out the condom or use some lubrification.
I'm not sure of the actual times it has broken but I'd put the number at several dozen times over the years with providers and girlfriends.
I've never gotten an STD in my life. I'm crossing my fingers it doesn't happen. Good luck.
By Catocony on Friday, February 28, 2003 - 12:26 pm: Edit |
Reading the posts from a couple of years ago is always a treat. These boards are just not the same with WestFargo gone.
I've never had a rubber break but I'm probably lucky. Never have sex without one either. I follow just a couple of rules: I only use Trojan Red (Unlubed) for the BJ and then lube up with KY. I bring my own with me. Seems like a good combo.
By Robert Johnson on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 08:36 am: Edit |
Here's an article from www.CondomDepot.com:
9/21/2005
U.S. Halts Imports of Ansell Condoms [i.e., LifeStyle]
September 21, 2005
The Food and Drug Administration is halting all imports of Ansell-brand condoms made at the company's Thailand manufacturing plant after two lots of condoms failed to meet FDA safety standards, the Australian Associated Press reports. The brands of condoms affected include LifeStyles, Mates, Manix, and Kama Sutra. The condoms will continue to be banned from the U.S. market until 10 successive shipments from the Thailand plant pass FDA testing. (www.Advocate.com)
posted by Condom Depot @ 1:22 PM 0 comments
Well, I have a comment: I seem to recall seeing one or more of these brands, perhaps in Tijuana, specifically, LifeStyles.
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By Don Marco on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 04:55 pm: Edit |
"s Thailand manufacturing plant after two lots of condoms failed"
Damn, I need to find out which of the lots they are... make things much easier
By Epimetheus on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 09:36 pm: Edit |
Damn, I need to find out which of the lots they are... make things much easier
Baby oil lube guarantees 100% failure...
E
By Elgrancombo on Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 10:24 pm: Edit |
What about Lidocaine? Does it break down the condom like oil-based lubricants? I ask because some of the Rio GDPs use it to de-sensitize their bundas for anal.
By Marley on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 06:17 pm: Edit |
Used to break a lot of condoms until I started pinching the air out of the tip before putting it on. Air trapped inside increases breakage. Still slips off sometimes but rarely breaks
By Maxmojo on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 09:26 pm: Edit |
Had the same problem as Mule until started ordering custom made condoms from www.condomania.com They fit like a glove and haven't had any problems since.
By Branquinho on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 05:53 pm: Edit |
Squeezing the air out...good point! Funny, because every box of condoms I've ever bought comes with a set of instructions saying "squeeze the air out of the tip." They should know, though, that real men never read instructions.
By Ackid325 on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 07:08 pm: Edit |
you guys might think this is crazy but i double the condoms up. yah i mean 2. believe me it don't feel worst than 1. but the thought of 1 breaking can ruin your pounding experience.
By Catocony on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 10:13 pm: Edit |
You stand a much better chance of breaking two condoms than one, since they are not designed to be used as a pair and you tend to tear them apart on one another while fucking.
By Stayawayjoe on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 07:48 pm: Edit |
Exactly, there's more friction with two. They'll break easier. But, try explaining that to a Tijuana skank.
By Sniper on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 07:37 am: Edit |
What works best to reduce breakage is to put lube on between the condoms. That reduces friction.
By the way, putting lube on your cock then the condom also makes sex very good. Try it.
If you have a small dick or you are trying to use Magnums, then you may have a problem of slipping out.
You want the condom to fit snug.
By Keeper on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 12:26 pm: Edit |
A well lubed orifice is probally your best active defense against breaking. The breaks I clearly remember seemed to all happen well into a session or during a second round. Maybe keep the KY liquid handy and drip a few drops when switching positions.
You could try an extra strong condom. Durex makes one.
http://www.condomman.com/page/C/CTGY/Durex-Extra-Strength
By Alecjamer on Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 12:06 pm: Edit |
Condom 101 & more...
All condoms...cheap or quality will break...typically cheaper will break sooner.
Condoms stored for long periods either too hot or too cold...will break easier. Condoms stored for a long-time in your wallet, will break sooner than condoms appropriately stored.
Condoms lubed with baby oil or other petroleum products like Vaseline or mineral oil will quickly lose their durability and break.
A dry pussy will quickly wear-out a condom until it breaks.
If you fuck long and hard even the best condoms will eventually fail regardless how much lube you use.
If you use a non-petroleum based lubricant with a quality condom, your chances are pretty good you can fuck for 20-30 minutes without it breaking.
If you fuck with the same condom for more than 30-minutes, you should consider refreshing your condom before it breaks.
Doubling condoms is just plain stupid. Condoms are not designed to be doubled. Not only will you decrease the sensitivity (making you fuck longer), but condom rubbing against condom will likely make one or both condoms fail more rapidly.
Don't put condoms on backwards like an idiot. Make sure the condom rolls down the shaft...if it doesn't, the you have it on backwards.
After putting a condom on, always make sure that there is a little slack in the end for your love seed and to give enough room for the condom to properly flex while fucking. A little non-petroleum (water based) lubricant will help the condom last longer and make fucking easier and more pleasurable.
Most guys can usually feel when a condom is about to break (for example, it might get very tight on the tip of your penis)...if this happens, back-off and put a new condom on and re-lube your woman.
If the condom does break, you should feel a sudden release of stress on your penis (unless you have a really small dick). You may feel or hear a "pop". Or, you may notice that the fucking is suddenly easier and more pleasurable.
If this happens to you and you give a shit...pull-out, wash-up and put a new condom on if you want to keep fucking.
Or, you may realize that if there are any STD critters in her pussy...you are probably already contaminated.
If you chose the latter, keep fucking and blow a heavy load in her pussy to clear your urethra...then back-off and quickly defer the blame..."Oh my God, you fucking whore...you broke the damn condom! It's your fault!"
Then squeeze your dick from the base to the tip to give her every last sweet drop of your love nectar...you do this to ensure you push any bugs out that crawled in and also to make the fuck more memorable with a final dollop of cum on her pussy for effect.
If you're into creampies...tell her she can "reduce" the chance of getting pregnant if she squeezes your cum out of her pussy...then watch her struggle as she squeezes your jizz out of her pussy and down the crack of her ass....yeah...just fun to watch if you enjoy creampies.
AJ
By Keeper on Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 01:58 pm: Edit |
well played AJ.
About clearing the urethra... I have always wondered if there is any science to it. I recall hearing taking a good long piss prevents the clap. This was something I did not employ and I did pick up a case of gonorrhea in Febuary.
By Walker_black on Thursday, July 22, 2010 - 02:32 pm: Edit |
I've been to mexico over 100 times and fucked at least 1-3 chicks each time. my record was 7 chicas in one day, and never had a condom break!!! honestly i'm very well endowed and ive been turned down by probably 15 chicks since ive been going, After i payed the "$5.00 NON REFUNDABLE ROOM" *COUGH**BULLSHIT**COUGH*(i was even propositioned by the fat lady who takes the 5.00 LMAO NO!!). So i tell them before hand "Mi Verga es muy grande" and do a hand gesture to show them how big and some will tell you flat out no... and some will say yes and get scared when they see it. If your well endowed i would stick to SC and BG they are less likely to bs you, but still ask if being endowed if a problem for them. a little off topic i've fucked alot of chicas and never thought of kissing, eating a chica out, or definitely never anything raw dawg! i love my dick too much!! to each his own!! but i wouldnt fuck a whore in mx with your dick sin condon! BE SMART AND THINK WITH YOUR HEAD!! IF THEY DONT WANT TO USE A CONDOM ITS PROBABLY CUZ THEY HAVE SOMETHING NOT CUZ THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU A GFE LOL (i could be wrong thats just my view) ps i would love to see someone fuck a chick and break the condom on purpose LMAO ive never seen anyone pay for aids, warts or herpies!
happy travels and STRAP IT UP STUPID!!!
By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, July 22, 2010 - 03:56 pm: Edit |
It's not a matter of if a condom will break, only a matter of when. Blunt puncture [the penis progressively stretches one part of the condom until it breaks] is responsible most of the time. [Not any misuse] During aggressive sex is when I've generally experienced breakage.
Being well endowed certainly puts added stress/wear on condoms, gives new meaning to it's gonna blow!
By Branquinho on Thursday, July 22, 2010 - 05:47 pm: Edit |
Oh boy...sigh.
By Lovingmarvin on Friday, July 23, 2010 - 09:16 am: Edit |
I think it is much more common for a condom not to be put on correctly and subsequently get pulled off during sex. This happened to me many years ago when I first started mongering (Until then I never used a condom)....I put it on wrong while having a little fun with a TJ hooker and it slipped off. I paid for it with a case of chlamydia a few days later. Luckily nothing more serious. But it sure fucked with my head for awhile from a worry perspective.
By Walker_black on Friday, July 23, 2010 - 10:57 am: Edit |
then practice putting on a condom correctly. when i go mongering i don't go balls deep and i definitely dont fuck as hard as i can slow and steady. ajs right u can definitely feel when the condom is about to break. if you feel tension on the condom ask for more lube. play it safe is all im saying. loving marling practice makes perfect.
By Branquinho on Friday, July 23, 2010 - 01:15 pm: Edit |
My dick is so big there is no condom in the world that works. I mean, it's huge. The girls all tell me it's the biggest. They say it looks like I have an armadillo in my trousers. I wrap it in Saran Wrap and slap on some Vaseline and that works until it all falls off.
Oh, I've been to Thailand 150 times and always fuck at least 5 LBFMs a day. My record is 27, and my Saran Wrap never broke!
By Laguy on Friday, July 23, 2010 - 01:59 pm: Edit |
My dick is so big I need a custom-made wheelbarrow to lug it around. As to protection, I use a gutted anaconda. Fortunately, I have crew of trusty assistants on call who carry it around for me.
By Copperfieldkid on Friday, July 23, 2010 - 02:52 pm: Edit |
You're one Olympic fucker!
By Catocony on Friday, July 23, 2010 - 03:52 pm: Edit |
What's a condom?
By Majormajor on Friday, July 23, 2010 - 04:07 pm: Edit |
These "Big Dick" stories sound like "Big Fish" stories.
MM
By Copperfieldkid on Friday, July 23, 2010 - 04:20 pm: Edit |
For 'Lil Hempy' and the less endowed.
PS:Hemp, you can use them to keep your cigaretts dry in the rain.
(Message edited by copperfieldkid on July 23, 2010)
By Hemp on Friday, July 23, 2010 - 05:53 pm: Edit |
Thanks CFK but I think there a little big? Got anything smaller you can suggest?
By Copperfieldkid on Monday, July 26, 2010 - 07:15 am: Edit |
Hemp,
This thread is spewing loads of valuable information. The best I can do for you is about 0.6 inches.
By Hemp on Monday, July 26, 2010 - 11:51 am: Edit |
CFK perfect buddy old pal thank you! Now I can practice "safe sex". Now you can see why all the women love me "little dick" and "big wallet"!