After a personal request, I thought I'd re-post this classic ancient Asian recipe to expand your prostate gland so that you can produce more goo for your lovely lady...

You get volume from your prostate fluids, not your testicles. If you have an abnormally small prostate glad, you simply get less goo. But, if you are desperate enough, there is something you can do.

What you have to do is learn how to condition your prostate gland...and there are ways to do this, but it is not very comfortable and you will need help from someone who can physically massage/squeeze your prostate gland for you. The longer their fingers the better. Also, their nails should be trimmed...common sense.

You must first start-out by conditioning your prostate gland to contract and then expand. How do you do this...funny you should ask?

First, you need to get your supplies together.

1. Towel
2. Personal luibricant, such as K-Y jelly
3. Bowl of medium sized ice cubes (make sure they are not jagged with sharp edges..and get them last so they do not melt).
4. Tissue to clean small messes, or to dry your eyes, if needed (yes, this gets better).
5. A couple pairs of latex surgical gloves
6. Warm water bottle with a duche hose and tip

What do you do next?

Step One:

Take a good healthy shit and wipe well. Then lay the towel on your bed, face up, position your ass on the towel, then lube-up your asshole. One at a time, slide the ice cubes up your asshole until you get as many cubes up your ass as you can possibly stand...3-5 medium cubes as those dispensed in the door of a fridge with an ice maker. If you can get more up there, that is great. You can use tray made cubes, but they are big and square, which should do the job, but they may be a little too big perhaps causing some pain and difficulty. Use your best judgement.

Let the ice cubes melt inside your poop shoot. This should take only a few minutes. You will start to feel like you have the shits...don't worry, this is normal. Just tighten your spinchter muscle until you are sure all the ice has melted. Then get up off the bed holding the towel to your ass, just in case you start leaking, then sit on the toilet and let the melted water loose.

The cold ice in your ass, against your prostate glad caused your prostate gland to contract...end of step one.

Step Two:

Lay the towel on the edge of the bed and lay face down, spread eagle, with the tips of your toes touching the floor.

Have your girlfriend (or your very best buddy in the world) put on the surgical gloves. She should put a dollop of personal lubrication on her middle and index finger. Yes, you guessed it, she needs to slide her fingers into your ass as far as she can reach and basically give you a prostate exam. Except, when she reaches the gland she needs to firmly press against the gland's lobes...there will be two...a right and left, with a smooth gap in between. With you laying face down, your girlfriend needs to pretend she is touching your naval through your asshole...which is the best way to find the prostate gland.

Using her finger-tips she should press firmly against each of the lobes to try to physically squeeze prostate fluid from each of them. She should not poke with her finger nails, or pinch the lobes. Instead, more of a pressing of the lobes from one end to the other against your inner abdominal wall to force the fluid out.

If she does this correctly, you will feel the prostate fluid travel down your urethra and out the tip of your penis. Sorry...this does not feel like you are cumming, but more like you are discharging a liquid out your penis as if you have a bad case of gonorreah...the drip. But also, the squeezing of the prostate gland should not be overly painful. If it is sensitive to the touch you may have other prostate problems and you should consult with your doctor.

The prostate massage (somewhat of an irritant) and the natural warming of your prostate gland from your own body heat will cause your prostate to expand and swell. End of step two.

Step Three:

Fill the water bottle with warm water...maybe 100 degrees, but not so hot that it burns to the touch. Attach the duche hose and tip. Sit on the toilet and give your asshole a good duching (enema). Squeeze all that warm water into your ass and wash everything out. End of step three.

Step Four:

That evening make yourself ejaculate via any method that works best for you for as many times as you can. Try to cum at least 3 times. More is better.

If you see a little blood in your load the bitch squeezed too hard. If you see a lot of blood you should probably go see a doctor and tell him your girlfriend got a little carried away.

Otherwise, if all goes well, obstain from ejaculating for about 4 or 5 days. You'll need this time to recover anyway.

Repeat this process again in the same order in about 1-week intervals.

After about 3-5 treatments you will notice that there is more volume in your ejaculate. You may even notice a considerable increase in volume by your second treatment.

I am unsure at what point you reach diminishing returns. But there are many in SE Asia that swear by this treatment...I know I swore everytime I underwent therapy...but my volume increased from about two big ejaculate spurts to five strong spurts after only 7 thorough sessions that I underwent over a 2-month period years ago in the PI.

Give it a shot and don't be afraid to share with us your experience.

AJ

AJ - Thanks for the info but I think I would rather SHOOT BLANKS! - Hemp

Agreed! Outside of being a porn star, i cant imagine any bonus one gets or the girl gets by shooting a double blast. Just more to clean up. To each their own.

This has to be a 'troll'. One of those posts where if even a single hombre responds with "Well, I tried it but it didn't work," the whole board will have something to remember for years.

Dem Incredulous Gnomes

Hemp doesn't wish to be "humped"! Me neither!

Come on guys...you are supposed to an adventurous bunch. The switching between cold and warm with prostatic massage...why wouldn't it work?

I know...start with small ice-cubes and slowly work your way up. Also, take vitamins and eat lots of eggs.

Good luck, have fun and be careful you don't shit in bed!

AJ

Step Four: That evening make yourself ejaculate via any method that works best for you for as many times as you can. Try to cum at least 3 times. More is better.

I have a better idea:

Can't we just save the fruits from this labor, pour it into an enema ball, leave the enema ball firmly mounted into place, and when the time is right, quickly remove the eneman ball from its 'holster' and squirt the cumulative load all over our chica de jour?

Irishrover - You'll need ice to keep the cum from going bad.

Yes, cum will go bad.

Years ago I was fucking a bar girl in a short-time room. I kept getting a whiff of something bad and I worried my lovely for the next 20-minutes might have had the clap. After I planted my seed firmly in the rubber, I slipped it off, tied it in a knot and threw it to the floor while she and I all sweaty panted to catch our breaths.

Finally I got out of the bed and bent down to pick-up my rudely discarded prize when I spotted another used condom futher under an end table. There the culprit was all stinky and nasty with cockroaches hanging around and going into the open end. Pretty damn gross.

Guys, do the next bud a favor...tie it in a knot when you are done in case the cleaning lady misses it and it starts to get ripe.

AJ

(Message edited by alecjamer on February 15, 2006)

AJ- I have to agree with Hemp, man that's a lot of work/pain just for a little more volume, hell I think I'll just "fake it" lol! Nice research tho-

AJ-Thank you for the info but my hole is strictly for exiting. Thanks again anyway!

> The switching between cold and warm with prostatic massage...why wouldn't it work?

Because it involves someone shoving ICE CUBES UP MY ASS!

Are you even reading what you write? Come on. I get enough hot/cold treatment dealing with foreign hookers.

Dem Horrified Gnomes

Goo is Goo-d, but not that Good.

LOL!