Rimming a Provider

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By Rep2tango on Sunday, July 30, 2006 - 10:10 pm:  Edit

Fellow Mongers:

Somtimes the site of a gorgeous ass and cute puckered asshole is too much temptation for me to bear, and I end up spending a lot of time licking and probing that area with my tongue.
Thus far, I seem to be no worse for wear...but it is risky.

Do you guys indulge in this activity on your mongering trips overseas?

Latinman39

By Redbus on Monday, July 31, 2006 - 06:07 am:  Edit

I do, if she`s in her early 20`s
When rimming them
Some girls find it erotic
some girls say it tickle`s
And some want you to penetrate them there
Never had problem with anything risky

By Sniper on Monday, July 31, 2006 - 08:27 am:  Edit

You run the risk of getting Hepititus if you contact blood of any sort.

I do the same thing but I always start a session with a shower, that will reduce the risk.

By Ironeagle on Monday, July 31, 2006 - 11:50 am:  Edit

Think of all the bacteria in feces. The woman is probably resistant to most of the bacteria in that region of the world. You, on the other hand, may not be. . .

What I dont understand is that most people wouldnt touch poop that sits on a street. . .however they are perfectly willing to lick it or stick their dick in it. Shit is shit whether it comes from a dog, a man or a woman.

By Khun_mor on Monday, July 31, 2006 - 01:33 pm:  Edit

Or as Sir William Shakespeare would say --


A turd is a turd is a turd.
A turd by any other name wouldst smell as foul .

By Alecjamer on Monday, July 31, 2006 - 07:50 pm:  Edit

I may gently stroke my fingers over her asshole as I play with her pussy, but that is about as far as they go down there. I have no need to feel around for cling-ons.

If I've known the chica for a while, I may eat her pussy for a good 15 or 20 minutes until my tongue starts cramping, but only after I know for sure she washed well beforehand. I'll eat her pussy to make her more receptive to my penis. Then I will only fuck her pussy because a pussy is unique to a woman...I don't have one, so I want to fuck it.

My psychological "trigger" is tripped when I lick and fuck a pussy. A man's penis is the tool of his life giving energy. When a man and woman "connect", there is always the possibility that life could be created if contraception is not used. For me, fucking a pussy that could create life...is simply a turn-on for me as a man.

Sorry guys, but IMHO there is no difference between a woman's asshole and a man's. If a pussy does not mentally trip your trigger sufficiently to satisfy you...if you need to fuck (or lick) an asshole to get-off...then IMHO you are one step away from licking and fucking a man's asshole.

Be honest with yourself...what are you thinking when you lick or fuck an asshole? Do you close your eyes and fantasize that perhaps you are fucking a man but you are too ashamed to venture there? Or, are you frustrated with your manhood and you feel the need to make the woman an inferior and subordinate recepticle to your dominance? When you fuck her ass, do you pin her down...maybe even put your hand on her throat? The reason why I say this is Alpha male dogs/wolves will sometimes pin-down and hump Beta males and non-Alpha females to assert their dominance when they feel threatened. Naturally this type of behavior can and does carry over to humans.

For you ass lickers and fuckers...do some of you also get-off sucking toes, cuming on feet, trying on women's under-garments?

One more thing...for you connoisseurs of ass licking...can you really taste yesterday's beans and rice?

AJ

By Copperfieldkid on Monday, July 31, 2006 - 08:11 pm:  Edit

I believe we can take that as a "no".......lol

By Ironeagle on Monday, July 31, 2006 - 09:15 pm:  Edit

Alecjammer,

Its a much simpler conclusion.

Lets take your hands for example. If you were to simply wash your hands with soap and water, you will simply reduce the amount of micro-organisms living on them. You will not destroy them with a simple wash. Even if you were to wash your hands like a surgeon, you will not destroy all of the bacteria on your hands.

Everyone goes to the bathroom once or more per day, well, I am guessing most everyone. Wiping doesnt really destroy the bacteria that is created. How many times do people wash their ass? Maybe once a day and it may not even be that thorough. It may consist of a quick pass with the soap followed by an equally quick rinse. Not a very good wash at that.

So when you lick or stick something in there, you are going to encounter a lot of bacteria. Now if you stick your finger in there, even a thorough handwash will not get rid of all the bacteria.

Then there is the question if you are resistant to that bacteria. If your not resistant, then you might end up with a severe fever.

Here is another example. Many hospitals in the United States have a problem with nosocomial infections. These infections are due to the bacteria that exist in these settings. However, when you walk around the hospital you see the staff doing whatever they can to stay clean. The nurses and doctors wash their hands after each patient contact, etc.

Even with a hospitals strict protocol of cleansiliness, the staff still seems to infect the patients with different sets of bacteria and viruses.

So my assertion is that when you stick or lick that ass, it doesnt matter if you cleaned her thoroughly or you dumped yourself in a hot soapy shower afterword. There will still be some bacteria that may or may not get you sick leftover.

By Coats001 on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 - 04:23 am:  Edit

LOL...NO difference between a man's asshole and that of woman. Bullshit.
So don't kiss because there is no diffence between a man's mouth and that of a women. Dont' carress her legs because a man have legs too. LOL .
I would say if you CAN'T tell the difference between a man's ass and that of a woman then you are really less that one step away from taking it up the ass yourselfs.

By Redbus on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 - 06:58 am:  Edit

khun_mor has gone done my head in with william shakespeare philosophy
now my brain hurts and now have to go to bed to sleep the pain away
Toilets bum and pee pee

By Sniper on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 - 08:48 am:  Edit

I'm an assman, I think its a power thing. Also it has a tendency to be tighter. Just my preference.

As far as rimming, only if I know the girl really well. I don't do it with hookers. Above I referred as my time ass licking as a "session".

Thats a slip on my part. I do it with normal girls, not hookers.

Not much of a difference I suppose other than its more taboo with regular girls.

Anyway, I enjoy it but recognize its not for everyone.

By The_happy_monge on Saturday, November 18, 2006 - 08:17 pm:  Edit

look reptango...

how the fuck can you lick the ashole of a bitch, whose ass is open market..

besides her anus, is the one way out for her waste.. think of all the germs.

i wouldnt lick my wifes ass, let alone a bitch.

my opinion,, happymonger

By Don Marco on Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 09:10 am:  Edit

Do you know how many germs are on the food you eat?

prob less on her ass assuming she blows off the chunks daily ;)

With that said, this isn't on my to-do list!

By Khun_mor on Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 02:37 pm:  Edit

Actually more germs in your mouth than your asshole so you should be more worried about deep french kissing a BG not rimming her !

Now flavor is a whole other matter.

By Gcl on Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 06:04 pm:  Edit

I have only rimmed around 100 or so girls, then again I only rimmed the exceptionally hot oness (8s, 9s and above).... surely the hot ones cant have germs... right?

There. I said it.

By Catocony on Monday, November 20, 2006 - 06:28 am:  Edit

Licking bung and licking toes, man I'm thankful I was never at a festa with GCL.

By Gcl on Monday, November 20, 2006 - 08:24 am:  Edit

I never licked any toes! Good lord, how nasty. puuuugghhhh puuuughhhh

By Hemp on Monday, November 20, 2006 - 10:59 am:  Edit

I was at a Festa once a three years ago with GCL and Cat I can assure you and the other guys it was one of the most disgusting days of my life.
He was like a dog sniffing crotches, rubbing and kissing the girls feet. We are dealing with one of the most degenerate perverts that ever mongered in Rio. And not to mention the time he bent over in Luomo and lifted his robe (no shorts) and showed everyone the big moon with his scrotum hanging out. That actually spoiled my dinner that night. Hey GCL how are things in NPL? - Hemp

By Dongringo on Monday, November 20, 2006 - 05:06 pm:  Edit

There's nothing like rimming a chick to get her all goosed up, but it's important that she showers first.

Of equal importance is the ability to tune out any thoughts of what may have recently entered or exited the porthole.

On occasion, when the subject sphincter appears questionable, it's good to hit it with a little 3M Scotchguard first.

By Sniper on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 04:25 pm:  Edit

DG,

I agree. Actually its even better if she rims you. I had a garota at Solarium offer and I agreed.

Its a different sensation. Followed by a deep throat massage, its the best.

Never heard about the Scotchguard idea. Sounds a little dangerous for her and a little poisonous for you.

By Catocony on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 04:27 pm:  Edit

Once again, I feel the need to bring old Ben's story up where he was eating a chica out and a piece of corn ended up in his mouth.

Do we still call munching bung "The Reverse Athos"?

By Sniper on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 - 04:31 pm:  Edit

hahaha

Athos needs to watch what he eats!

By Apache3 on Thursday, January 04, 2007 - 10:02 am:  Edit

PINWORMS---3rd world countries are loaded. You will get them if you are a rimmer. Very expensive treatment & you will probably spread them to your wife & family. You will feel them wiggling around on your ass at night as they lay their eggs. Wipe, look at the paper carefully & you will see the tiny 1/4 " buggers wiggling around!You can get ivermectin from a veterinarian for one 10th the price to cure them

By Montro88 on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 - 06:14 pm:  Edit

Isn't this an erotic discussion. I remember a study which reported that due to the close proximity of the two holes (pussy/ass) that the same bacteria are present in both the anus and vagina, including forms of e-coli.

Soooo - if you eat pussy you are probably sampling the entire biota anyway.

By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 05:37 pm:  Edit

You are trying to ruin it for us aren't you! lol(At least the pussy part!) Damn you.....

By Cuddhot on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 11:42 pm:  Edit

I don't eat hooker ass or hooker pussy. I mean come on some of these girls see 4 or more guys a day. Some of the Thailand or TJ girls see 15 guys a night. I don't care how clean it looks, I'm wrapping my tool and I'm not tonging anything other than my beer bottle. I also don't kiss working girls.

The human mouth has more bacteria in it than a bus station toilet.

By Copperfieldkid on Monday, March 03, 2008 - 12:05 pm:  Edit

She may have just sessioned with Cat! Now that's worth repeating!

By Hemp on Monday, March 03, 2008 - 12:36 pm:  Edit

CFK here would be a Kodak Moment - Cat on all fours screaming at the garota "Toss My Salad" Bitch! -

By Copperfieldkid on Monday, March 03, 2008 - 05:35 pm:  Edit

Well, there goes dinner...............

[remember the "olive" races back in college! lol]

By Haltechrx7 on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 11:50 am:  Edit

To Copperfieldkid

You almost sounded annoyed that someone would lick a girls asshole.
Personally, I've found that a good asslicking turns woman on in an INCREDIBLE Way.
My X Wife at first would not let me even touch her asshole.
After a few months of working at it - she would jump on the bed - belly first - spread her legs wide, flip up the back of her mini and I would start to snack.
SHE LOVED IT!!

I eat Asshole and Pussy in TJ almost every time, but I use "Glyde dams" (Sheet of laytex).
Many girls get VERY WET from this.
Then I turn them over, get a new one, and start snacking Pussy.

Most of the girls want this, but they don't allow it for health rules.
But when they read the package - they get a BIG Smile on their face - and it changes EVERYTHING!

The bottom line is....
They are girls.
I've found that if you give them BF sex, you will usually get GFE in return.

By Keeper on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 02:00 pm:  Edit

I have wondered about dams and think I will try them. Rimming is some I do on very rare occasions, generally only with fresh washed regular women in a heated 69 position. Motivation is pretty much just to get her to return the favor. Minor goal on upcoming trip is a threesome with a good rimmer working me while tap or getting serviced from the other one.

"Our remarkable superior quality SHEER GLYDE dams are available in a variety of fun and fruity colours and flavours including creme/vanilla, pink/strawberry, purple/wildberry and black/cola. Many users also like to use GLYDE Ultra personal lubricant with SHEER GLYDE dams."

Any flavor recommendations?

By Copperfieldkid on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 02:46 pm:  Edit

Haltechrx7,

I think perhaps the context of my responses I posted referencing different situations and the particular individuals, which were intended to be somewhat humorous, could be construed in a negative nature. However, as you have correctly stated ,"personally, I've found that a good asslicking turns woman on in an INCREDIBLE Way." is absolutely true and I couldn't agree more, Where I might be somewhat particular in drawing the line is with who my partner is, and for personal reasons [justified or not] I am just not into rimming a p4p girl. On rare occasion(s) I have, and as you stated it is enjoyable for both individuals involved

By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 07:10 pm:  Edit

A read from the SA chat section:

is studying farts considered pork spending? - Itasca 4:47:32 10/25/08

By Laguy on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 08:04 pm:  Edit

CFK:

What does your last post have to do with "Rimmin A Provider?" Shouldn't you have posted it in South America chat?? Sheesh!!

By the way I just picked up some Macallan Elegancia at the duty free. Sure does taste good!

By Itasca on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 02:50 am:  Edit

Here it is by request. My original question was does studying farts count as pork spending. Anyway, not sure what it has to do with rimming a girl, but whatever. It has more to do with you better stop letting go so many farts go if you don't want your blood pressure to soar. :-) There may be a point to that H2S.

The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure
Amelia Tomas
Thu Oct 23, 3:21 pm ET

A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds.

The unpleasant aroma of the gas, called hydrogen sulfide (H2S), can be a little too familiar, as it is expelled by bacteria living in the human colon and eventually makes its way, well, out.

The new research found that cells lining mice's blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents' blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is "no doubt" produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.

"Now that we know hydrogen sulfide's role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension," said Johns Hopkins neuroscientist Solomon H. Snyder, M.D., a co-author of the study detailed in the Oct. 24th issue of the journal Science.

Snyder and his colleagues compared normal mice to mice that were missing a gene for an enzyme known as CSE, long suspected as being responsible for making hydrogen sulfide. As they measured hydrogen sulfide levels taken from tissues of the CSE-deficient mice, the scientists found that the gas was depleted in the cardiovascular systems of the altered mice. By contrast, normal mice had higher levels of the gas, thereby showing that hydrogen sulfide is naturally made by mammalian tissues using CSE.

Next, the mice were subjected to higher blood pressures comparable to serious hypertension in humans. Scientists had them respond to a chemical called methacholine that relaxes normal blood vessels. The blood vessels of the CSE-lacking mice hardly relaxed, indicating that hydrogen sulfide is a huge contender for regulating blood pressure.

Hydrogen sulfide is the most recently discovered member of a family of gasotransmitters, small molecules inside our bodies with important physiological functions.

This study is the first to reveal that the CSE enzyme that triggers hydrogen sulfide is activated itself in the same way as other enzymes when they trigger their respective gasotransmitter, such as a nitric oxide-forming enzyme that also regulates blood pressure, Dr. Snyder said.

Because gasotransmitters are common in mammals all over the evolutionary tree, these findings on the importance of hydrogen sulfide are thought to have broad applications to human diseases, such as diabetes and neurodegenerative diseases.

The research was supported by grants from the U.S. Public Health Service and the Canadian Institutes of Health Research as well as a Research Scientist Award.

By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 06:56 am:  Edit

Itasca,

the relevance is they are located in the same area, and should one occure it definitely would have an affect on the other

By Laguy on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 07:00 am:  Edit

Perhaps MitchC would be so kind as to step into this discussion and add some further enlightenment.

By Catocony on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 07:53 am:  Edit

As I'm sure Mitch would agree, "sometimes, a fart is just a warning".

By Blissman on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 09:12 am:  Edit

Where I live, farts are a communication medium.

By Itasca on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 11:41 am:  Edit

The best part about it is the title of the article. They didn't just use the term "flatulence", they went right for "farts". I didn't know that was a scientific term now.

By Hunterman on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 09:47 pm:  Edit

Ink is expensive.


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