Don't know if this is the right place on the board but it seemed the closest I could find.

So I went to my local pharmacy today in order to purchase a 3oz or less container of lubricant (amazing what these trying times require us to worry about). I was overwhelmed by the number of lubricants claiming to have some warming ability in addition to the standard lubricating action. Because my normal lubricant purchase is mail-order and always the same type I was not aware of this revolution. For some reason I am just not sure if I should go for this. If I was not trying to take only carry-on I might have bought both, but my 1 quart plastic bag is too full for such indulgences.

My question to the forum…do these new fangled lubs offer any additional benefit?

As a software developer I understand the need to continually add new functionality even when the existing product is more then adequate (be honest, how many of you have any clue what 90% of MS Word does). But do we really need to be extending the functionality of lubricants?

The response I got during field testing in the DR was mixed: a few of the girls showed surprised followed by pleasure moans while others were more confused by the "warming" than anything else. However, once we got going they forgot about the weird feeling.

I say they have a place in the tool box.

My experience is Panamanian chicas don't like change. Twice I bought KY Warming Gel (two different trips) and all the girls complained...they thought that the KY Warming Gel contained alcohol. My last trip I bought regular KY lubricant and they all were happy.

I suppose if you can get them past the warming sensation and convince them that you are not poisoning their pussy...they might get into it...but, I tried the stuff on about 5-6 chicas...all didn't like it...my market research is done.

AJ

As to be expected, most Brasileras love it and try and steal the small bottles. All the time. I switched over to using the Trojans that have the warming liquid as the lube. Easier than carrying the bottle around and for whatever reason, garotas never steal rubbers.

Cat, how about girls in others cities, do they like them or mixed reaction as stated above. The Garotas like just about anything!

I've field tested them all over and the reactions are usually good. I had a dumbass a few months ago who insisted on a covered BJ (not in Brasil), so I whipped one out and she complained about the taste and burning sensation of the liquid. I told her I didn't like the covered BJ either and to get on with the session.

I shit you not, just the other day one lady became confused by the properties of warming lube and accused me of using motor oil. I do not believe I ever convinced her otherwise but eventually she blew the topic off and continued on, I presume thinking it WAS motor oil.

IAS:this is where the acronym YMMV quite possibly originated.
Cat: thanks for the follow up; nice trade off...

Well, I tried the new Trojans with the warming lube (for both) and 100% of the girls did NOT like them....field tested and failed! This was in Rio, so you guys on the other boards may have better luck.

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(Message edited by DonGringo on May 12, 2007)

U use lube?
She's supposed to get wet on her own

Photo: Natural Lube

DG,

GREAT PICS!!!!!!!!!!

DG-

Why is it that all the girls you fuck have these strange little black boxes on them? Otherwise, nice pics!

DG: If your girls are getting wet on their own, they must have diarrhea or something (couldn't help myself; I'm just trying to set a good example for the Happy Monge to follow).

Why is it that all the girls you fuck have these strange little black boxes on them

Sadly, the blackbox pics were pulled. I miss the ol' days when pics could roll out more freely.

If Hombre doesn't want the responsibility of HOSTING images that contain genitalia, intercourse or female masturbation THEN AT LEAST permit us to link to them on other sites.

LAGuy - rest assured that asswipes like THM would shit themselves if they could see what these ladies REALLY do.

"THEN AT LEAST permit us to link to them on other sites"

This was already answered as being allowed privately prior to this post.

As for the photos that were in this post. We were able to determine that the originals were sexually explicit and removed them per the TOS.

Laguy.... what's with that comment? set a good example? c'mon dude I taught that the war days are over between the 2 of us..

DonGringo....asswipes like the THM ?? say what?
mr Don.. I dont ever recal a time, when I threw a bastardly comment at you!!
senior Don.. a little courtesy will be much appreciated !!!!

Is that what the world is coming to, THM posting mindless responses to seven-month-old posts in the "'warming' lubricant" thread? I may have to adopt at least one of Cat's New Year's resolutions (or, at least, wishes).

I guess he's at it again - searching the archives for dusty old threads and at times responding to guys who are no longer even members. Now I guess he's looking for his name perhaps even via search function in order to respond to past percieved injustices.

If you are going to take offense to a comment why wait 6 months to be indignant ??

the_indignant_ignorant

I for one think we should buy GCL a large bottle of warming lubricant to keep his hands warm.

CFK - let me know where to send the money! First we need to know how many bottles a week he is going through - probably a LOT! - Hemp

Astroglide is the absolute best lube on the market. Feels more like natural lube than most womens bodies can produce.

Astroglide or REGULAR KY are the best.

the very best warming lubricant is cash

Blissman is right. The majority of the girls I know do not like warming lubes, but they all love cash, and get very wet at the sight of it!

I second Bwana's assertion that most women do not like them. Had a couple even freak out with one running the the sink to wash out it out. I am done with that shit now.

Also finding best results over time with lube if I just apply lube on my member as I keep running into girls where applying it to them makes some uncomfortable, and giving the girl application instruction mid session in just an annoying a mood killer.

Some of the warming lubes are pretty good, but you need to be careful. About a year ago or so, I took a KY six-pack of the small bottles of six different warming lubes. Three were good, the other three felt like napalm on my nuts and the garota's twat. My recommendation is to test out whatever you plan to use on yourself. If it has enough alcohol in it to bake your nads, the women aren't going to like it either.

In the last few years a certain subset of Filipinas have taken to the practice of applying rubbing alcohol to my dick and their pussies. This is because it is well known in the Philippines that liberal application of rubbing alcohol to the genitals cures HIV, prevents pregnancy and restores virginity. In the past I have tolerated this behavior because I'm such a nice guy and it seems to make the ladies so happy, engaging in safe sex and all. A little rubbing alcohol on the shaft never did too much damage. However last trip I got the full nut sack alcohol dousing and rubdown. Had I been sober, I may have had the presence of mind to stop the young ladies endeavor before it went too far. But I was quite drunk and just laid back and let it happen. The fallacy of not stopping said lady did not become apparent until it was too late. Now I can assure you that you really do not want to have your nut sack liberally doused with rubbing alcohol. Going forward, I will add that one to the list of things NOT to repeat.

IAS-

Thanks for the warning. Next tip for me is to AC, and rubbing alcohol will be banned. I have some pre-moistened sheets with the stuff on them, and I'll bring those along.

Having recently returned from Medellin, I WISH could've doused some of that twat in rubbing alcohol. In Mayorista, one chicas $10 coochie smelled so bad I had to bury my face in the pillow while I was bangin away.

Anyone got any instant cures I can use for stank twat?

(Message edited by DonGringo on December 05, 2008)

Try fish oil. At least in masks the smell

Stink pussy may be indicative of "natural warming lubricant". You will notice the warming sensation the following week when it burns when you pee.

What a relief it must have been for her when you buried your face in the pillow, Don Gringo. For her, it worked as well as a bag over your head.

Its called Vaginosis, it is not considered to be an std but that can be a contributing factor. Believe it or not some doctors feel wearing a thong can cause this infection.

"Bacterial Vaginosis reflects a change in the vaginal ecosystem. This imbalance, including pH changes, occurs when different types of bacteria outnumber the normal ones," WTF, have you guys been ganging up on her?

The stank in the room wasn't from her wearing a thong LOL! It was horrible. This chick put the 'puss' in pussy.

The room had a distinctive air which was a blend of latex, sour milk and a box which had been declared a 'douche free zone'.

I mentioned to cubanut that the cure might've been to make her blow me after my unit came outta her axe wound.

Imagine what the place would have smelled like if you had done her in the ass.

If you were fucking her in Mayorista, I would also be worried about what you might pick up from that pillow.

"Imagine what the place would have smelled like if you had done her in the ass."

In a word?

BETTER

Try KY INTENSE. It's the best to get the girls heading towards & possibly achieving orgasm. They love the stuff.

Mmm...I used it in TJ, AC and Indonesia with very mixed effects.

Some of the chicks had a very puzzled look in their face and a couple kinda freaked out (in not such a good way). A few liked it but had to explain things well...not sure that it helps orgasm but perhaps it does with a relaxed chica who understands it for what it is.

But I would not use it with prior warning as it may ruin the session

Agreed; you'll want to warn the girl, and if she's never tried it you might not want to be the first to give it to her, as if she doesn't like the stuff it may put a damper on your session.

OTOH, I have had girls in Rio specifically ask if I had the "hot oil." So it may be worth carrying both and using the warming lubes only if she indicates she's used it and likes it.

best lube ive ever used is wet platinum. a little goes a long way and its amazing.. can be used as a body oil (found that out when a newly bought bottle was opened and spilled on my bed). my girlfriend loves it

yeah, I think for a girl in a brothel, it might be too irritating if she has a lot of sex all day long.

Plus the shock, if her pussy starts getting hot and burning unexpectedly