Hello to my old ClubHombre Pals. It has been a while..........

I was having a glib conversation with a buddy this evening and he told me about the 'broken penis" thing. Now being a physician for 23 years I am embarassed to note that I have never heard of such a thing and thought he was pulling my pud.......but it is true! This can really happen, so I figured I would post this to help anyone prevent this grotesque injury.

Cheers and happy new year, Dr. Steve:

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Broken Penis


"Shattered Dreams..."

sam fields - 4MEN staff

A fractured penis? I didn't know a penis could get broken?

Although it sounds like a bad dream, it can happen. Discussing this in casual terms almost always causes men to cross their legs in response to the mere thought of this catastrophe. Even seasoned medical professionals cringe.

An erect penis is hard - almost like a bone - because it is full of blood under pressure. Imagine a 5-inch length of very lightweight but rigid plastic pipe. If you bend it sharply, it will fracture. A stiffy is similar to that plastic pipe. It's full of blood, and just under the skin it is encased in a tight canvas like circular ligament - almost like a bandage. If your erect penis is made to bend too hard, you can actually tear that ligament-bandage and break your dick like a wooden matchstick.

The vast majority of these injuries occur during sexual activity. Most patients are, however, so embarrassed that they will often manufacture elaborate stories that involve walking into walls and slamming doors. In these scenarios, the old adage 'truth is stranger than fiction' becomes significant.

"The symptom complex is fairly classic", says urologist Dr Damien Png. Typically, the insertee is lying on his back, and when his penis becomes dislodged from whatever orifice he is pummelling, a hasty (and no doubt off-the-mark) attempt to reinsert it by his partner (who is on top) may lead the penis to bend unnaturally. A loud snap and excruciating pain always follows, as well as the rapid development of a dramatic bruise - which can swell to the size of a small orange. Ouch.

Having seen his fair share of such cases, Dr Png explains that immediate treatment is key. "If a penis fracture is left unattended, complications like scarring, severe angulation/deformation and even impotence can result". In addition (though rare), urethral damage is a possibility with a fracture and this can lead to a whole host of new and grotesque problems. Adds Dr Png, "this is often not an issue though, because the pain is so agonizing that patients rush immediately to the emergency room for medical attention".

Complete recovery is, thankfully, very achievable with treatment that comes in the form of day surgery coupled with a day or two of observation. And soon enough, you'll be able to get back on the saddle again. But as the saying goes, prevention is better than cure. How does one minimize one's risk?

Following the plastic pipe analogy (and some vestiges of secondary school physics), one would be tempted to assume that guys with longer and/or skinnier dicks would be more susceptible to incurring a fracture. This, I am told, is a quite untrue. "It's really the case of the nature of one's sexual activities," explains Dr Png. "As with any activity, the more acrobatic and rougher it is, the higher the risk of injury."

I don't know about you, but I've developed a new appreciation for the phrase "fire in the hole."

Until next time,
Sam

makes my eyes water just reading this,thanks for the info.

I am no longer gonna let the big mamma chicas slam fuck me from way up top, if ya catch my drift! My dick is to precious a commodity..............

SP

Dick surgery sounds bad on all levels but I wonder what the rehab would be?

Steve, how can you be sure this isnt just all a myth and that fracture doesnt actually occur and holistic treatment with proper diet and excercise can prevent it?

Actually, although I havent referenced Wikipedia (Ejack can do the reference check and correct me later if I am wrong), the ligament like sheath is called the tunica albugina or something like that. This sheath covers three sponge like tubes which engorge with blood causing the erection. Anyway this injury is most likely to happen when the chick is riding on top. If she goes up too high and it pops out then her entire weight can come down on it in an instant and CRACK! So for this reason I dont let girls get on top and squat, I only let them on top if they lay down on me and I have control of the action.

By the way, this injury occured to Dennis Rodman. I cringed listening to him explain it to Howard Stern about a year ago.

A friend of mine also had it happen to him and it was a situation where the girl was riding on top. Doesn't sound like fun.

GCL,

I believe that "ligament like" and "sponge like" should be hyphenated.

No second-hand info here. I suffered this injury. It is not a myth. According to several urologists I've dealt with, the doctor quoted in that article above is a little too rosy about treatment and recovery. The problem with a fracture is that it can break blood vessels in the penis, and tear the lining that retains the blood in an engorged penis, which allows one to get and retain erections. Fixing either is very tricky, and not always successful.

My injury happened in cowgirl when the girl was going wild. However, instead of bouncing up and down, she leaned all the way back bringing the shaft to an unnatural angle. There really was a snapping sound. This injury is the reason why I had to start taking Viagra at such a young age.

I'm very surprised that Steve, as a physician, had never heard of it before. Beyond my urologists, my general practicioners were aware of the injury as well.

GCL - Very funny............! No really, and whitty as well. You've obviously been a fan of my previous posts. I'm not sure everyone caught the full extent of that one.......

Muraski - Jese, all I can say is I am sorry to hear that man..........
And here I was hoping to have some fun with this one; your story took all the play out of this topic and made it very real, so thanks for sharing that very personal part of your life.

In your example where you received this injury (the girl leaning way back and all), I think we can all relate to that one. Many of the stories on record are the dick breaking in the middle of the shaft, and most likely amongst the more "well-endowed" of us (like Rodman probably is - - - part of the 9 inch plus club that is - - - I thought he was a fag? Oh well, I guess you can snap the dick butt-fucking a tight ass that moves too much as well. There is an old Eddie Murphy joke about Mr. T being ass-fucked by Ralph Cramdon, and he squeezes his butt cheeks to snap his dick off........all to real a scenario now!).

I have been in that position many times where the girl leans and turns, and thank God it does not feel good for me so I move with her. Fuck, other than having your dick cut off or being paralyzed and losing control of it, I can't think of anything worse happening to a guy.......so again Muraski, you have my sympathies..........

I am an Orthopedic surgeon and do not hang out with any urologists; pretty much been in my own zone for my practice and this is why I never heard of it......hard as that may be to believe. Plus the fact, my colleages and I do not get involved in conversations about our extra curricular fucking escapades since we all have families. Living vicariously through a few single friends at times, I hear about things like this..........this friend is actually a Chiropractor!

So in conclusion watch your fucking angles guys......Like GCl says if the girl is on top pull her down toward you and bang away at her. If she is up there, facing you and leaning too inferiorly this could be trouble. Best to do the ones with the wide open and over lubed pussies missionary.

I hope we have prevented some injuries just by having this conversation..........

SP

One more thing - the spongy tissue of the dick is called the corpus cavernosum : defined as "either of two masses of erectile tissue forming the bulk of the penis and the clitoris." Although I do not recall the particular anatomy of the dick off hand (there is a pun there but I will avoid it!), I know there are varying ligaments as well, and the one that cracks and perforates the corpus cavernosum is the circular one that wraps around it; The corpus cavernosum is what actually fills with blood to give you the stiffy. If the circular ligament(s) around it were broken or "cracked" in any way it would interfere with blood flow and of course give trouble with erections.

SP

Friends with a Chiropracter? Have you no shame?
Next thing you'll be telling us you share office space with a group of Osteopaths.

Their is a smaller (diameter wise) spongy tissue which runs on the bottom of the penis, which also helps form the erection called the corpus spongiosum. Running through the center of this tissue is the urethra. The 'heavy lifting' is done by the larger tissues, the corpus cavernosum which run on top of the penis. Many of you have probably heard of injections to induce erections. It is not uncommon for example for a person with severe diabetes to require injections. Well the person typically uses a thin needle and injects themselves into the corpus cavernosum.

Ejack, from his posts I would guess Steve is an Osteopath; and some Orthopods actually have a Chiro in their practice for all those pesky subluxations (which from the chiropractic reports I have read cause everything from allergies, back pain, cancer, etc etc).

Steve, yes I am indeed a fan of your posts and wish you would post more. I personally think you are a lunatic, and for that reason I really love your stuff. I wish you would post more often but hope you dont go postal like Turk or Alderon and get yourself kicked off.

GCL - Nope, I'm not a DO, I'm an MD. I have studied eastern philosophies like chinese medicine, herbs, homeopathy, meditation, and from my post as you know, Tantra. My Orthopedic practice has a speciality with the ankle and elbow in particular and I thus take care of a lot of sports related injuries. The other end of my practice, nothing I learned from med school as you well may imagine, has been my own study over the past three decades into natural healing, fasting, nutrition etc., so I get a bunch of people who are chronically ill and have been given up by conventional medicine, or who are getting too sick with medicine that does not work, so they seek out guys like me; it has been a great blend over the past 20 years and I love going to work.

I don't like giving too much info here since I really don't want any of you assholes showing up at my doorstep for treatment..................but you can always ask questions or email me here and, as you know, I am obliged to help anyone who asks in whatever way I am able. I believe this aspect of doctoring has been lost in our society. After gathering all the information it is up to the patient to decide which course of action is best for them; today medical care is as well being thrust upon people, especially on children, when there are better alternatives out there. I often refer to my Chiropractor friends and see a Chiropractor religiously, at least every few weeks to take care of those spinal subluxations. I don't know any DO's, but from what I have heard they are pretty much the same as GP's these days; nothing too special about their care........

I am sorry you miss my posts (seems like they give you a good laugh!), but I have been very busy with family and practice; as well there has not been anything really interesting to me here over the past 3 or 4 months.

This broken penis thing really threw me though, and this was the first place I thought of posting this info after I heard of it; actually I am surprised no one else has posted this before. Seems like something important, and again I hope this posting prevents sorrow..........a broken penis means a broken heart for certain! There is a limerick or silly poem there waiting to come out, but I think it is best I not go there.........

I don't think I would be anywhere near being kicked off the site..............I really don't take this shit that seriously.

Happy NY to all!

SP

I wonder if the Chiropractor has an adjustment to "crack" the broken dick back into place? Hey, ya never know!

When Penmen is not talking about cocks or curing AIDS, he's off trying to uncover the truth about 9/11.

That was a great episode of SouthPark! They put the 9-11 conspiracy info out there in narrative detail, made you think they thought it was true, and then shot it all to hell in the last 5 minutes calling them all kooks. Brilliant! The 9-11 truth movement was more than likely helped from this just from getting the info out there and exposing it to more people; then the producers of south park avoided all sorts of troubles for themselves by just saying its all bull shit in the end. But in the end I believe 9-11truth.org came out winning from the publicity alone; who the fuck knows?

Personally I believe that pissed off Muslims with box-cutters pulled the whole thing off, knowing that Norad would be asleep that day, and that all those people really did make those impossible to make cell phone calls from 20K feet up in the air, and they were all expert pilots of course, so they could make impossible hair pin turns at dangerous speeds without tobbling the planes, and that a Boeing plane like that can fit through a 16 foot hole in the pentagon and just dissolve into thin air from the impact without a trace of evidence, and that even though it has never happened in Judeo-Christian recorded history those massive buildings could collapse like that in such a short period of time, they way we were told without further explosives being pre-set in them, YES! I believe it all! My government would not lie to me after all, I pay taxes! All those conspiracy dumb fucks are nothing but a bunch of intellectual fags tooting their own horns trying to get attention. They have nothing better to do.

Now Arellius, giving info to guys here to keep their cocks out of the emergency room, and curing AIDS naturally are very noble posts. It could even help you someday if you ever get laid. I commend SP for his efforts. He speaks of healthy cocks here, and not angry self important dicks like, well.....ya know....

Gentlemen,

When I was at Medical School, I saw a guy with a fractured penis. It looks exactly like an overstuffed Italian sausage split down the side. In other words, everything was spilling out of the side. Fortunately, the patient was drugged up on Coke with a few Colt 45's for chasers, so he wasn't in too much pain. It was a different story three hours later.

I asked him what happened and he told me his girl was on top, going to town as hard as she could. Apparently, she was very enthusiasic.

I think there's a lesson in this story somewhere; you just have to dig for it. For those of you that for one minute think that having the Colt 45's were to blame, you're wrong.

Jag

Having witnessed a porn actor inject himself while on set, I can attest to what GCL describes. Fortunately for me, however, the inverse relationship between the need for these injections and penis length precluded me from ever succumbing to the needle.

Only once did I ever come close to suffering the dreaded 'bent dick'. It was a dark and steamy night back in '03 at Luomo with one of the "Three Muffkateers" - the crazy blonde number. Despite my insistence that she not do jumping jacks in cowgirl, she spent 10 minutes slamming her pelvis all about my turgid stump, like a drunken cheerleader playing leapfrog over a tall midget.

Fortunately, my unit rebounded after a day on ice. Speaking of a day on ice, every time in Luomo this Muffkateer would constantly hit me up for a repeat session, but after her pulling a Tonya Harding on my Nancy Kerrigan, I could only politely decline.

Elim, I don't interact with someone that actually says "DANG".

Deeg, my hats off to you, your writing skills are reminicent of a guy I once knew who taught me all he had learned about performing the 'two finger McGillicuty". That guy has passed away it seems.

Colonic irrigations, prostate massages and now a busted wee-wee. I await the next chapter in "The Life of Deeg" with anticipation.

DANG!!!! If there are any Chriopractors on board please let us know if you have ever cracked one of these broken we-we's back into place; give us all some hope.

Elim

Arellius??? Hmmmmm....I remember you. Wasn't the real "Arellius" that Roman painter who like naked, erect men?

SP

Stevepenmen,

If I remember, the correct position of a man's organ, anatomicly speaking, is in the erect state. That's why the dorsal vein is on the front side of a flasid penis. When erect, it's on the backside next to your belly or in the dorsal position. Then again, I learned that 30 years ago, so I could be mistaken.

Jag

Hey, Dr. Jag! Nice to hear from you again! It's been a while.

It has been a long time for me too; I am tempted to take my huge copy of Grey's out from the 80's; it would make sense that the dorsal vein is on what is considered the dorsal side of the penis, and the ventral side would be where the urethra is. Whether or not the anatomy scholars who wrote that stuff all those centuries ago did so because the cadaver had a stiffy, or was just well hung and pointing cephalad, is a mystery.

Likewise, I believe this terrible injury creates a right angle of the penis pointing cephalad rather that caudal, as the bulk of the ligamentous tissue wraps dorsal, leaving room for the urethra ventrally. Either way, I am sure urination is affected much like it would be with an enlarged prostate, and this in and of itself creates an added emergency situation. The thought of this whole thing just makes me shrivel up and cower.

A gay guy I knew in college once told me his favorite Roman was this painter "Arellius" because he liked to paint guys stroking their puds. Just thought that was interesting.

In the movie "Clerks I" the two main characters talk about a guy who broke his neck trying to blow himself; I guess there are worse things in life than a broken penis, but you have to look pretty far.

Ciao,
SP

Penmen, that is a pathetic attempt at humor. You are trying too hard. Just be yourself... everyone will laugh.

Actually, I took my name from the great Roman General, Marcus Aurelius, but I changed the spelling to match the one I could get on gmail. Why does it not surprise me that you would remember the naked Roman who liked to paint guys?

Guys, I think I have found Pemmen's blog. On it, you can see where he constructed a 1/200th scale version of a WTC tower out of steel wire as he says "TO LEARN". If you scroll about halfway down, there are lots of images documenting his experiment.




http://wtcmodel.blogspot.com/

Temper temper there my friend. No one is saying you are gay, not that there is anything wrong with that...............

If you want to be the macho Roman general dancing around in a skirt with the other soldiers.........camped out for long periods of time with all those men, out to conquer more land.....hot and sweaty in those tents.........hey, power to ya. The actual Arellius is this guy from an on line source I found, and this may or may not interest you:

ARELLIUS, a painter who was celebrated at Rome a little before the reign of Augustus, but degraded the art by painting naked men with erect penises, and goddesses after the likeness of his own mistresses. (Plin. xxxv. 37.) :

Doesn't sound like this guy was a fag, so don't worry so much.

P.S. - You should study the 911truth stuff a bit more, perhaps at next weeks anger management meeting. A single educated comment associated with whatever name you choose would be an improvement.

Happy new year to you,
SP

Hey guys, which way to the circle jerk?!...march march march march

I always assumed one could break his dick, but I thought perhaps strained ligaments and tore muscles...not tire-like blow-outs. But as I read what you guys wrote...yes, I can now image.

Now that I think of it, in one of Jay Leno's mono-logs, he ran a 911 recording where a distraught woman was calling for help because she broke her lover's penis while they were trying to do it in a car.

Then I recall watching a porn flick where this chica was about to get gang banged by 5-guys. They all dangled their noodles in a circle around the chica as she would suck and stroke them all in succession. As one dude got hard his dick had at least a 45 degree bend to the right at the midpoint in his shaft...I recall saying to myself, "that guy must have some how broke his dick?"

Finally, now that I am thinking back, I remember numerous times when chicas would bounce on my dick...then become airborne and slam back down. I remember a few times too not getting completely lined-up...causing an unnatural bend. Fortunately my reflexes back then were quick and I would roll my body accordingly to counter the resistance...but I too could have been in serious trouble had I been drinking.

I think I will take a lesson from this thread and be a little more cautious next-time a chica gets on top and starts launching herself.

A broken dick sounds just too nasty.

Thanks,

AJ

Actually, my horny girlfriend broke mine about 30 years ago.

Now it is decidedly curved.

I guess I shoulda' put it in a splint.

Senor Pauncho: Has this created any ongoing difficulties with fucking, or do they find your member rather interesting?

Penmen, you once asked me if I had stopped taking my medication after one of YOUR three-in-a-row unhinged posts. I’m not angry, I am making fun of you and laughing at your responses. There is a difference. You don’t understand human emotions very well do you? That doesn’t surprise me. You can’t master that part of life from a book, which leaves you out.

Who is angry? Who has a temper? Well, I have never written anything like this:

By Stevepenmen on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 05:42 am:

… Arellius, please, please, please, no matter howyou spell it, just take your medication......and we'll be sure to check your spelling and grammar from here on in;

Since you mentioned it, as well, I get this vision of you as a frustrated 5 foot 1 inch big glasses booger laden nebish who needs viagra just to find his dick to pee. If you are taller, then the Napolean complex has infiltrated your increadibly narrow mind...most likely picked on and beat up in high school, you act and sound like a pussy who the whores probably charge double....get a life,

SP

People can decide for themselves who’s angry, who, as you say, needs a tranquilizer or medication, and who is ……………. wierd.

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Dancing Arellius: Jese, you seem to be quite a fan of SP's writings. Did you really read through all his stuff (which is alot I might add!) just to make yourself right here? Hey dude, RELAX.....no one gives a shit!

It also seems like you have a grudge and just can't let it go. What are you really out to prove anyway? Relax bud, we're all here to have fun.

Elim, I have learned that the best part about this site is screwing with the wierdos and the entertaining threads that evolve. If nothing like that is going on, it's like a funeral on here.

Take the time to absorb some of his theories. I can assure you he isn't worth defending.

Until next time Penmen.

Anyone that has not read all of Stevepen's stuff should do so immediately. It is good stuff.

I actually like his style, dare I say!

Stevepenmen,

I just successfully defended HughRgeskin and will offer you the same outstanding advice.

Jag

"DANG!"

Elim, I believe there are more sockpuppets on this website than in a puppet show. Perhaps you like his style because you ARE him. I guess my theory holds about as much water as Masterbates/Hughgrekshin.

Read some of his/your stuff again. After that, if you want to side with the moonbat crowd, we will let you in that club.

By the way, this is a whore mongering site. You've already crossed the line so you can go ahead and say "Damn".

Jag, what is a HughRgeskin?

Eli,

Hughgeskin, a new member, recently wrote a report on Iligan City--A hidden Secret in the Phillipines.

His report and the vast number of post makes for good reading. I wouldn't recommend anyone else follow Hugh's blueprint.

Jag

Getting back to broken penises, it just occurred to me this would be a particular problem for the married folk on the site who have to return to their wives after their clandestine mongering trips.

How would one explain this to his wife? "Honey, I've decided to forego our annual fuck this year. Maybe next year?" Would this work?

Or, "I just got penile elephantitus during my business trip. Man, has this thing swelled. Damn mosquitos!"

Laguy -

Or, "Honey I was thinking of you and I couldn't wait to get back home to you when (wham!) I slammed the trunk lid on my dick...honestly honey!"

AJ

Use the same excuse every guy uses when he catches crabs - "I got them using a public restroom".

So, you were sitting down to take a dump and somehow the toilet seat raised up a bit and the head of your dick somehow got between the toilet seat and the bowl and in the same instance you sat down.....

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You got a bit carried away watching a really good movie on Spectravision ??

After thinking about it, I became concerned in light of my earlier post that perhaps elephantitis is not caused by mossquito bites. Indeed, my concern was justified: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantitis.

Not only is elephantitis not caused by mosquitos, it is not even spelled "elephantitus." DAMN!!

Sorry about the confusion.

Now I remember this from HS Biology or something like that. I think elephantitus occurs from some kind of worm that bores its way into your leg. That is a pretty nasty visualization. It could happen realistically on your dick if you are fucking the local whore in an African swamp right outside her house. You had too much to drink, so after you blasted your load you fell asleep somehow face down in the water. The whore did not want to be blamed for your death so she shoved a snorkel in your mouth and just let you lay face down with your pee pee sticking in the worm infested mud. I could happen, right?

If I were married in this scenario I would just say I got robbed by militant homosexuals who held me up at gunpoint, and, knowing I am staunchly heterosexual, ripped off my pants and jerked me till I was hard (even though it may take a while with a guy doing it I am sure it would still happen). At that instant they tried to convert me by fucking his buddy in the ass, and of course I refuse, so he snaps my dick mid-shaft! Really honey, it was a traumatizing experience!

We should probably cut this shit out because I am sure we are not being too sensative to the guys who actually have broken their dicks.

Elim

P.S. - Arellius; I am not Stevepenmen, I just play him on TV

Jag- Thanks for the explanation, as I thought that was a disease or something I should watch out for; sounded something like foreskin which I unfortunately have (sorry for the details!)

I checked out that posting and it actually made me want to go there to the phillipines. I agree with whoever the guy was who said he was being a bit callus, treating these women like they are plastic love dolls. Yeah, this is a mongering site, but the human element of relationship makes everything worth while as far as I am concerned. In fact, if I have a few chicas I have paid for one night and they are both sucking my member, I try to get them to be best friends. Seriously though, I believe in treating these girls with respect; we'd all be fisting our puds without them and life would not be as grand without thinking about getting to our next mongering destination. Count your blessings!

The story did seem a bit sensationalistic and at times a bit, well, much, but I say take the best and leave the rest........not that anyone gives a fuck what I say!

While having sex with his GF his penis slid out. In the heat of passion he thrusted hard to try and get back in quickly. The head of his penis got caught between the femur and the pelvis which caused it to bend towards the left.

Snap. FX artery. He told me that the head of the swelled up so big and the pain was unreal he called the ER. No he didnt get to cum..The ER told him to rest and if it didnt get better to come to the ER. They were under the impression that he had priaprism.

5 Hours later tissue necrosis were setting in. They performed surgery to fix the FX artery.

I saw it. It was the size of a fist. It was solid and looked very painful. I had sympathy pains... I never have sympathy pain but on this occasion I did!

Since reading all this stuff I have been exceedingly more cautious as my chicas try to do their spins on Mr. Happy. Thanks Stevepenmen! What an eye opener!

My ex-wife's first husband broke his penis from excessively forceful masturbation. Should have taken that as a warning and gotten out sooner!