Greetings, just joined this outfit. Great source of info. I've been mongering mostly South of the Border,,, Mexico,,, anyway,,,,

Have any of you researched the effects of lemon juice for sexual activity?? Go to Google and type in Lemon Juice and Aids hit enter

Feast your eyes on the articles. Half a teaspoon of lemon juice inserted into the vagina prior to sex kills all the sperm plus std viruses.

I conferred with my doc,,,, he's a great guy,,, since straight lemon juice may be slightly caustic to the woman's insides,,,, we mixed it 50/50 with extra virgin (ofcourse) olive oil. Shaken,,, not stired,,,, It works great!!! Mix it in front of her from new bottles the first time. Salad dressing..... Have her rub/stroke a good amount on you first,,,, The extra virgin has a buttery taste if you get the really good stuff. You can add other stuff also. Be creative. Use other fruit oils.

Pour some on her for your favorite salad delight.

You may get a slight objection at first but if you show her the data and mix it on the spot (so to speak) this is a winner for me. Try it by yourself first. You won't hesitate when you are with someone.

This stuff is no substitute for a condom,,,, but as we all know,,, condoms are not 100%. This stuff is condom friendly.

When you use this stuff,,,, if either of you get a stinging sensation,,, stop!!! It means there are issues!! Nerve endings are exposed and so are you!!

Enjoy

Best O' Life To You

Tellurian

(Message edited by tellurian on December 12, 2007)

This has my vote for winner of the 2007 Q4
"dumbest-fucking first post by a newbie" award.

I did go ahead and do the search and found this article:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060602-AIDS.html

Among other things, it seems to suggest the lime or lemon juice prophylactic might be particularly useful if you are going to fuck a monkey. I'll leave it to others to test this.

Also, as to the suggestion in the article about soaking one's dick in lime juice after sex, it raises the question of how to avoid the inevitable dick humidity problems this would entail. But one can get the answer by considering Tellurian's post alongside Pussyboy's recent post about the necessity of dry blowing one's dick when in a humid climate.

Now that's synergy!

I guarantee this works great at preventing disease. If you attempt this on a woman she will think you are a fucking idiot and she will run like hell. Therefore, no sex will occur and no risk of disease.

I thought it was from the pages of Hannibal Lector's cookbook. A great recipe for for Pussy Tartar !

I think the following sums it up pretty well:

"concentrations up to 25 percent that are safe for vaginal use are likely too weak to destroy HIV"

Try a condom!

So do you put the lemon juice in the condom, on the outside of the condom, or both?

Stick your dick in 100% concentrate lemon juice. If you do not feel a stinging sensation, then fuck the chica, dump your load, then stick your dick in the lemon juice again to kill any HIV cling-ons. Worked great for me...my last labs showed that my T cell count was a 3.

AJ

You can also use Listerine for the same purposes..

Jaguar once asked what lube he should use for his first anal incursion with Bubble Lips. He was thinking Vasaline, I recommended Valvoline instead. I had a crappy Mercury when I was in high school that I needed to feed a quart of 70-weight Valvoline about every 1000 miles and it kept the engine together. Figured that would have worked on MBLs sphincter as well. Perhaps the dipshit who made his first (and hopefully last) post here could try that on his next bareback encounter.

Jalapeno juice acts as both birth control and an antiseptic to prevent STDs and AIDS.
Grind up a few and rub the poultice on your dingus: I guarantee that you will not get any disease or cause anyone to get pregnant for the next three hours.
When it wears off, start the process all over again.

I once fingerblasted a chica after eating hot wings and ate pussy after eating a burrito with salsa picante. That shit was funny.

I bet it all tasted like chicken tho..............

If you dip the thing in carbolic acid for 30 seconds it will completely eliminate any and all microbiology that your weenie may contain. It will ensure you against causing any future pregnancies also.