Max age for a monger

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By Camper on Monday, December 24, 2007 - 03:04 pm:  Edit

Are those young things gonna turn and run when a 60yr old approaches them?
Are there older ladies available too... say like in Columbia?

By Khun_mor on Monday, December 24, 2007 - 03:33 pm:  Edit

Depends on what country you're talking about. In Angeles City I've seen some really old guys like 80 or so walikg with canes pull young girls out of the bars. I doubt the girls are all that thrilled but it's a payday for them .

Maybe they have to offer a premium to get the girls to go. Who knows? I have to chase them away !!

By Murasaki on Monday, December 24, 2007 - 06:22 pm:  Edit

A few weeks ago in Bangkok I saw a guy who was easily 75, if not older, with a very good looking pooying in tow. He was also dressed quite nicely, so it appeared he had quite a bit of money - which is ultimately what it's all about. If you can cough up the dough, age is no problem.

By Gcl on Tuesday, December 25, 2007 - 05:31 am:  Edit

Some of us operate under the illusion 100% of the time that we pick up hot commercial sex workers because we are attractive or dress nice.

Several years ago I was at a VIPS festa in Rio sitting around shooting the shit with 6 girls. This very question came up. They unanimously agreed that if they could choose between a younger attractive guy or an old or ugly guy they prefer older and uglier. Their reason was they are 'easier' to get off and more likely to give them an extra tip.

Subsequent to that conversation I spent the next several years living in Rio meeting program girls every day, and even living with a few of them. Although I didnt do any record keeping--nor did I calculate a proper statistical sample size to draw true scientific inferences about all the working girls in Rio--the vast majority of girls I have known agree with the girls from the festa.

Age and looks dont matter in our hobby.

(Message edited by gcl on December 25, 2007)

By Alecjamer on Tuesday, December 25, 2007 - 07:00 pm:  Edit

Max age is when Viagra no longer works. If you have money and wood, there are plenty of whores who will do you...regardless how old and ugly you are.

AJ

By Khun_mor on Tuesday, December 25, 2007 - 10:50 pm:  Edit

Gcl

You're absolutely right .

I used to spend a lot of time in the beer bars in Bangkok sitting all day BS'ing with the girls and practicing my Thai and almost unanimously they said much the same thing.

The young guys were too much work, expected too much, and thought they were doing the girls a favor by choosing them . The girls all preferred older guys who treated them better and were in general more romantic and easier to satisfy ( 1-2 pops at max) as you said. The younger guys were also more likely to be cheap or even expect a freebie.

Most even said they would prefer to marry an older man . "Age no problem" a common theme among the bargirls I spoke to.

By Laguy on Wednesday, December 26, 2007 - 12:32 pm:  Edit

Okay, I guess I'll keep aging then.

By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, December 29, 2007 - 10:47 am:  Edit

AJ states: "If you have money and wood, there are plenty of whores who will do you...regardless how old and ugly you are".
I believe Hugh Hefner is the best example out there to support this..........
It gives us all a reason to keep on going!
CFK

By Catocony on Saturday, December 29, 2007 - 02:21 pm:  Edit

Actually guys, Hemp did reach the maximum monger age and that's why he had to leave Brasil. The garotas were afraid to do programs with him for fear that the heavy sex would kill him. Plus, he ran out of money. Actually, maybe that's why the garotas stopped having programs with him.

So, it can happen, although not till you're well into your 70s. Now all Hemp has are lots of fragmented memories of Rio and a regular afternoon shuffleboard game with two blue-hairs from Davie. He still thinks it's his afternoon dupla so don't bother him about it.

Just think, just about the time we're shuffling off to 4x4 in the afternoons, Hemp's shuffling off to a blue plate special with a 70-year old Jewish retiree from Brooklyn.

By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, December 29, 2007 - 04:13 pm:  Edit

Listen, if I have to wrap a popsicle stick around it to keep it straight/hard I will! Until that time I shall continue enjoying being a "breeder"

CFK

By Hemp on Saturday, December 29, 2007 - 05:05 pm:  Edit

Listen Cat 70 my ass! I just broke the 60 mark and HH does not stand for Hugh Hefner it means Humpin Hemp! I can still handle the Garotas, as a matter of fact I just booked a trip there today for middle February to spend with my favorita namorada for a ferias to Buzios/Barra etc. This old fart still has a good 3 pops a day left. Yes CFK the namorado is Blonde and only 27 (yes a little old for me) but a fantastic Garota. Non programa agora! And further more Cat what's wrong with a few blue hairs to take the edge off (when those false teeth are out and you close your eyes) MAGNIFICO! - Obrigado & Feliz Ano Novo Amigos - Hemp

By Khun_mor on Saturday, December 29, 2007 - 06:16 pm:  Edit

CFK

I believe it's easier on the girl if you put the popsicle stick up the urethra . Saves all those splinters and bloody sheets.

By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, December 29, 2007 - 06:56 pm:  Edit

Khun mor,

I can't even think about what you just wrote!
Jeeeeez, ouch, man that's just plain painful.
Hemp: you of all people mentioning blue hairs, between you and KM I am going to have nightmeres.
27? wow, she must be hot for you to extend the age requirement-lol I was in Buzios 2 mos ago, great time so enjoy.
CFK

By Hemp on Saturday, December 29, 2007 - 07:20 pm:  Edit

CFK - Photo # 16681-16682-16683-16684 photos 3 years old. We lived together for about 6 months in Barra at the Sheraton. Best time of my life!
Hemp

By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, December 30, 2007 - 07:15 am:  Edit

Hemp,

you lucky bastard! I am envious.....does she even know I'm available, who I am, how handsome
etc, HEY! did I mess my hair up?

Buzios will be a great place for the two of you to catch up, have a super trip. Hef would be happy.
CFK

By Hemp on Sunday, December 30, 2007 - 04:53 pm:  Edit

CFK Yes I told her all about you and she seemed very interested until I told her what a Safado you were and how you liked blondes also. She said she was going to get her hair dyed brown then to be safe??? Sorry buddy! I'v been to Buzios before a few times and what a great relaxing time. You know it's not all about sex. If you got the right chemistry with the garota 4 or 5 pops a day is enough, don't you think? I'm looking forward to this trip since I already have something lined up and it has been a year since I have been back but I talk to my friend quite often. Thanks - Hemp

By Copperfieldkid on Monday, December 31, 2007 - 06:47 am:  Edit

Hemp,

it sounds as if she certainly has her duty cut out for her! Now I have to scrutinize every dark haired Garota to see if it's her, as if I don't have enough to do!
Again, Happy New Year & glad your finally heading South.
CFK


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