I was just thinking (a first time for everything) that most physical activities have a fitness program best suited to that activity. What exercises, supplements, vitamins, good nutritional choices and the like to chose. I was wondering beyond the obvious what we could do to make mongering better.

you know eating raw food, salads, drinking fruit and vegetable juice really works, gets you sexually active.

And woman like a slim man [which i am not]

Isawal : Dr. Steve did a good write up on this topic a few years back and this may interest you;

-Men's Health-: -Drugs/Supplements: Supplements and Herbs for Good Fuckin!

And woman like a slim man [which i am not]

Women like a rich man - which I am !!


I can eat or drink anything I f**king want to as well .

Khun mor....so if you are a rich man, wouldn't you want to stay healthy and keep the lifestyle rolling? juicing is an easy and terrific way to get all the viamins your body needs to keep your libido going strong. can you say ''bomba?''

johnnyroc
Khun_mor gets rich on medical science, in other words if people started eating healthily then they would not need operations and khun_mor would go out of business.

we want Khun_mor to live a long healthy life, not everyone else. the general public should dine at kfc.

Thanks guys -- I want to live a long healthy life as well.

BTW
Looking at 90% of the guys travelling to AC I will have no shortage of patients or cash to continue my journeys.

My original post was with tongue firmly in cheek.I hope that was realized by anyone who read it. The only docs getting rich now are plastic surgeons and opthamologists doing high volume lasik proceedures. Cash payments are the key. Insurance companies pay about 20 cents per dollar billed.

Well I am no lightweight either. In my dark and distant past I trained as a chef, part of my work was as an adviser to hospitals, so I studied nutrition as well. I have designed hundreds of diets for friends and strangers with descent long term success rates. Unfortunately I am totally unable to follow my own advice. Late last year I through my shoulder and knee out at gym and I have not been able to get back into any type of regimen I was hoping for some inspiration here. It’s about a month before I leave on my next expedition into the world of mongering I feel a little worried. Ironically my daily routine of vitamins actually prevents me from getting sick. My cholesterol, blood sugar and blood pressure are fine which totally perplexes my doctor. I just don’t know if I feel up to the trip.

Isawal...do you feel sick without taking vitamins? usually ,excessive vitamins upsets a persons stomach. i truly think you should get yourself a high quality juicer and a handbook on juicing. you will be amazed at how much better you feel when you juice fresh fruit and veggies. there are many recipes for different ailments too. when i get an upset stomach, i cut up some ripe papaya, a ripe peach, skim milk, a little sugar and honey in a blender...delicious and a meal at the same time. oh, and where are you going on your trip?......JR

Johnyroc
I am a great believer in fresh fruit, I have a juicer but prefer eating fresh raw vegetables and fruits, most pure fruit juices have too much sugar. I do make a mean carrot, pineapple and apple smoothie. I live in South Africa and we get great organic fruit here year round, when I am in New York I am amazed that anyone cane eat the fruit you get there, once you get out of the big cities it is a little better.
Up to just over two years ago I kept getting sick then I flew which is quite often, and had a very low resistance to the flu. A friend suggested my current vitamin regime and I have not been sick in over two years. With the exception of hey fever on my last LOS outing. I have not had any stomach problems from the vitamins so far.
My next trip is to Medillin and Lima in May, I am a little concerned that my little bottles of vitamins might cause delays at American airports, but if “random searches” where the lottery I would be a millionaire many times over.

Iswal, don't worry about the vitamins, etc at the check points, just tell them two things: it's candy and you are a good friend of mine, should work.

CFK

CFK
And I thought you where my friend...

Yeah, tell them that Catocony is a good friend of yours. The words, "cavity search" only refers to an extremely humiliating experience of relatively short duration.

"Cavity search" You should be that lucky mention Cat and you could land up visiting that little bay in Cuba that is still part of the States, and I do not look good in orange.

Ack! I meant to say 'tell them you are CFK's friend instead of Catocony's friend.' But in all probability it would have the same effect.

On my last Continental flight, I was told by CFK to just mention his name and the crew would take care of me..... Welllllll the crew proceeded to refuse boarding to CFK, leaving him in the terminal and me, after dropping his name, was ushered to the last row in coach next to the bathroom so I had to smell ever mother fuckers shit for 7 and a half hours in a seat that did not recline. Soooooooo go right ahead and mention CFK name, just be prepared to suffer the consequences.

Latinalover,

after considerable research and follow-up I found the problem; everyone thought you said C*A*T, not C*F*K.... you must be more careful in the future.

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on June 18, 2011)

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on June 18, 2011)

Guys, Will anyone listen to this poor, wretched, used up excuse for a once viral male. I'm 49 and I'm presently listening to the King's, 1980, "Switchin' to Glide." I'm a fucking Accountant, a wife of 26 years, 4 kids, a nice house, but fucking lonely for the old days and for some feeling of life in this body. (I have no reason to whine, but feel forlorn) I am remembering a girl named Belinda who shared an Old Milwaukee and a piece of Dominos pizza at a Sorority party in fall of '82. I'm thinking how viral and strong I felt when I banged those three sorority sisters and we really enjoyed each other's company. Does anyone feel what I'm feeling. Sorry for the pity party, but I just need a little affirmation that I'm not totally screwed and this is really normal.

Nothing is "normal" unless you let it be, and if you're not happy don't settle for things, normal or not. Make some changes.

Prioritize yourself first and get your health in order. Better diet and exercise will help your testosterone. Even more effective to boosting testosterone is being around young, attractive women (science says so).

It looks like you've gotten curious here and are dissatisfied with your current life. Mid-life crises are all too normal, but making changes is not, unfortunately. Stop whining and make a plan. Then start putting it into action. Doesn't have to be divorce, alimony, and starting over, but life doesn't have to be over at 50, and you're sounding like you've got one foot in the grave. Step out!

That may be normal in "civilian" life, but not for the crowd on this board who participate in our hobby. Everyone I have personally met on this board is single, with the concomitant freedom to bang who they want, when they want. Every time they step inside the dens of illicit pleasure they habituate, in the various locales around the globe, they feel life in their body. It's an addicitive sensation.

Some of the guys on the board are married, many more are divorced, some never married. It's up to each married guy to decide if the reward of mongering is worth the risk, and the risk is very substantial. Either way, thinking about girls you banged 30 years ago isn't going to solve your problem. Either your wife is going to get the job done, or you're going to seek out a solution elsewhere. Maybe you'll become a porn fiend and jerk yourself off enough to keep it together, or you're going to start looking for some strange. Or you'll just be miserable until the mid-life crisis passes or you get too old to even care about sex.

"thinking about girls you banged 30 years ago isn't going to solve your problem. Either your wife is going to get the job done, or you're going to seek out a solution elsewhere"

That should be entered in the CH dictionary under "why monger"

double post.

(Message edited by donmarco on July 26, 2011)

Drink juice and run. It will get rid of the tension grasshopper.

(Message edited by donmarco on July 26, 2011)

I believe banging fat, ugly, ill tempered, old American women is the root cause for a whole host of health maladies that commonly hit men in later years. In fact I believe this condition can quit literally take years off ones life.


The cure for this condition is to bang lots of hot, skinny, young chicks who tell you how hassum you r and how they luv yu tu maah.

I believe that is the wisest thing I've ever seen Sancho post on this board.