| By Hunterman on Saturday, September 27, 2008 - 11:22 pm: Edit |
Following rumors that I had inadvertently fathered a child, I started to consider getting a vasectomy before taking any more chances. I don't want children, for sure (even though the operation can probably be reversed).
A doc here in LA has advertised a relatively simple procedure: a no scalpel/no needle vasectomy. (www.pacificcoasturology.com). A 3/16" opening is created, requiring no stitches. A couple of days of "discomfort" (including a scrotal supporter, whatever that is) and voila, you're good to go (and come). $800, minus whatever your health insurance will cover.
There's not much discussion that I can find on the board about this sensitive operation, other than a few mentions in passing.
Anybody have some experience or wisdom to share?
(Message edited by Hunterman on September 27, 2008)
| By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 07:56 am: Edit |
Hunterman,
years ago I had a vasectomy, probably one of the better decisions I have made. I read the information on the "newer no scalpel vasectomy", and will offer a few comparisons to consider.
The Special Jet injection to numb; this simply replaces two shots given, and I do not know what a jet injection is, but it most certainly involves penetrating the skin so I consider this simply new nomenclature for a shot. The shots feel similar to a shot given by your dentist if you have ever experienced that.
The claim: "Unlike the traditional method of using a scalpel, a special instrument is used to make a single small skin opening through which he can perform the entire procedure! It heals faster and causes less discomfort". The only difference I can tell is instead of two incisions there is only one, not really much difference, a mute point basically, however it gives validity to healing quicker.
Lastly, the overall analysis given:
*Simplifies the surgical technique,
*Lowers patient fears, and
*Reduces pain in men undergoing the procedure.
All true for reasons stated above, but somewhat weak in reality. Lowers fears(? yea, what man wouldn't be worried about THIS procedure-see my poll regarding vasectomy) Yes, one incision is less than two so I agree, more simplified. Pain is pain, and you will experience some regardless, after all both vas deferens will be cut regardless of the procedure used.
My take is either procedure is not that invasive. What makes the decision difficult is the fact it is ELECTIVE, and where it is located! I am probably the worst guy on this board when it comes to "accepting" medical procedures [ie: scared!]as I have been healthy and not even broken anything, let alone serious procedures, etc. I only took one pain killer later that night, as I was hosting a party and could not cancel (long story). Basically, as for pain, it was as if you had been bumped in the groin and a dull ache, however YMMV.
One consideration/suggestion, although you may feel you do not want children now, things change in our lives. I highly recommend you have a sperm sample stored/frozen in the event you later should change your mind, marry, etc...
CFK
| By Catocony on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 08:37 am: Edit |
Supposedly the new method is more like poking a jagged hole in your nuts instead of an incision. The idea is that the jagged hole is more "natural" and will heal faster than a scalpel cut. Other than that it should be the same.
So, be it a surgical cut or poking a hole, the end result is you'll feel it.
| By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 09:03 am: Edit |
Cat,
since we can't have you neutered, hopefully you will consider getting one so Board members will not have to suffer indefinitely due to your posterity
I am not sure if you wanted suggestions for relaxing music or if you wanted to create some sort of theme, perhaps they might play;
"Cuts Like A Knife" by Bryan Adams or "Only Women Bleed" by Alice Cooper. Of course that Robert Palmer tune, "Doctor, Doctor" might also be a likely candidate. Or how about "I was Made For Loving You" by KISS?
How about "Come Monday" by Jimmy Buffett
How about "Billie Jean's not my lover. She's just the girl who says that I am the one-- but the kid is not my son" and I have the scars to prove it. :-)
How about Stayin' Alive - BeeGees or Nookie (I did it all for the nookie) - Limp Bizkit!
Here are a few more:
"Any way you slice it" - Kiss
"Losing my religion" - REM
"Love hurts" - Nazareth
"Rip it out" - Ace Frehley
"I wanna be sedated" - Ramones
"Afraid to shoot strangers" - Iron Maiden
"Shout it out loud" - Kiss
"My best friend" - The Beat
"Love will tear us apart" - Joy Division
"We're not gonna take it" - Twisted Sister
"Happiness is a warm gun" - Beatles
"Harry's circumcision" - Lou Reed
"This house is empty" - Fleshtones
"Detachable Penis" by King Missile
How about "Cuts Both Ways" by Gloria Estefan
Because some men put sperm in a sperm bank before such a procedure in case they want to have children later in life:
Jim Croce singing "If I could save sperm in a bottle..."
Al Jolson singing "You made me love you, I didn't want to do it, no I didn't want to do it ... [have the vasectomy, that is]"
Neil Diamond singing "You don't bring me condoms anymore..."
ON THE OTHER HAND, I WOULD PLAY MEATLOAF SINGING "I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE, BUT I WON"T DO THAT!!!!"
CFK
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| By Sandman on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 09:12 am: Edit |
A long weekend on the sofa watching football games is all that is needed to recover.
I'll never forget the Brasilera that claimed I was the father of her child (even though we used condoms). I laughed at her and it pissed her off until I told her I had a Vasectomy 15 years earlier. She still claimed it was mine and did not back down until I insisted on a DNA test. Would you believe she still asked me if I would hepl her support it???? Garotas......LOL
| By Riojake on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 10:05 am: Edit |
Hunterman - I had the "no scalpel/no needle vasectomy" done a few years ago. I was quite impressed with how painless is was. I had to bullshit my wife and put on an act just to get the deserved "weekend on the sofa and get waited on hand and foot" treatment.
Apparently, the device "parts" the skin rather than cuts it. What's the difference? Hell if I know. It was not big deal. The one adverse affect I have experienced has to do with the fact that they use metal clips on the vas defer to render them non-functional rather then actually snipping them. I didn't notice a thing until about a year ago at L'uomo when a girl was nibbling on my sack. She must have gotten a hold of one of the clips at just the right angle because it was like someone shoved a knife in there. I pushed her away and I asked her if she had bitten me. Confused, she swore that she didn't so after I did a little manual inspection of my own I figured out what must have happened. I could actually feel the little clips and a little too much pressure can create some discomfort. After that I let her get back to work and it has never been an issue since - Cripes, I hope she didn't knock one of the clips off. Daddy may not be shooting blanks after all.
| By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 10:52 am: Edit |
RJ,
I would have a concern about the metal clips and any result if they were to become loose or came off somehow. I know that snipping and removing a small section of the vas insures no possiblity of pregnancy.
I hope you got the cursory and duly compensated BBBJ from the little woman as part of your commensuration package.
CFK
| By Hunterman on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 11:29 am: Edit |
Anyone tell the garota/chica/honeyko/etc. in advance that your tubes had been snipped? What was the effect?
CFK--
Thanks for the information and analysis. As far as the musical accompaniment suggestions--you just have waaaay too much time on your hands, and a warped sense of humor (just like mine).
Riojake--
Was it the same docs that did your procedure? This is really good info, I'll have to ask about that. "Doc (or, better, Nurse), I frequently have various women sucking on my balls using diverse oral techniques, what is the possibility that one of my vacuum cleaner sweethearts can suck the clips off my tubes?"
Cat--
Thanks for the lovely image.
Sandman--
Fortunately, it's football season...
| By Riojake on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 12:54 pm: Edit |
All I REALLY know is that it's pissing with rain again in Rio, I've just drank the better part of a bottle of wine at a late lunch (which I dd not pay for) so I think I'll wander over to LH and see if I can find a girl who is willing to see if she can "find my clips" with her mouth.
Now WHO could make up a story like that?????? The truth is stranger than fiction.....
| By smitopher on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 02:06 pm: Edit |
I had a conventional vasectomy about 5 years ago. I recall nothing particularly painful during the procedure.
My fun started about a week after. i managed to get a post op infection. My nads swelled up to the size of a small grapefruit and it was very painful.
The bad part was that I had the procedure done in Los Angeles where I was living and I was working in TexASS and NO TEXAS DOCTOR would have anything to do with treating me for liability reasons. I had to go to an ER. The lady doc gave me in IV antibiotic and a prescription for the same as pills and advised me to "take it easy". The funny part was she said that "as an ER doc, I get hardened by all of the bullshit pain that I treat. I really feel sorry for you though".
I would guess that both procedures have the same post op infection risks.
My only advise is don't travel for two weeks "just in case", otherwise it is one of the better decisions I have made.
| By Hunterman on Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 03:47 pm: Edit |
I won't be traveling for a while, and I CERTAINLY won't be going to Texas.
| By Sandman on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 - 07:07 pm: Edit |
Yes HM. During FB season and you don't even have a family to tell to get the hell away for a weekend so N.B. Deal.
Have no idea about the new procedure buddy but let me tell you one thing;
Whatever minor 1 weekend pain (assisted by some serious but possibly un-needed painkillers only half of which you will use) will never be surpassed by the shit eating grin you get on your face if a garota/chica/honeyko/puta anywhere in the world tells you that you are the father of her child (I want to take the photo).
Understand (5)(9's) 99.999%. Well, 99.999 safe landings at Ohare weekly would mean only 18 plane crashes per week. You have to take it past 6 Sigma to get their actual results.
Your vasectomy is 100% (after a 30 day post Op. semen test).
The grin on your face is worth 10,000 times the discomfort for 48 hours!
Do it bro. You do not need that kind of shit at your age and position in life.....unless you want a little Hunterman saying, "Da Da....give me....and a wife saying,"mas dinero y no esta noche"
Nuff said!
| By Copperfieldkid on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 - 08:36 pm: Edit |
Sandman,
how could you possibly link the aviation community with something as serious as a vasectomy?
It should more appropriately be linked to you and Hemp!
Perhaps Hemp more than you.
Come to think of it, the flight attendants [BEFORE EEOC] were pretty cute and we did have wild parties! That is where the term pilot error is rumored to have originated.
(Message edited by copperfieldkid on September 30, 2008)
| By Hunterman on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 - 09:31 pm: Edit |
Thanks, Sandman, I already have an appointment to go in for the evaluation appointment, will likely schedule the work for the end of Oct. These are the earliest dates available; the procedure must be popular!
| By Hemp on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 09:21 am: Edit |
I am very protective CFK of "Lil Hempy" and no way is he getting snipped. Ouch! ![]()
| By Copperfieldkid on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 10:29 am: Edit |
Somebody get a knife! ![]()
| By Hunterman on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 11:34 am: Edit |
Hey, we're not talking circumcision here!
That would be too terrible to contemplate, and anyway, it's no longer possible for me--although that traumatic experience at the age of 10 days has undoubtedly severely twisted my psyche, driving me to seek comfort for the formerly injured member in warm soft places as much as possible--even traveling long distances and paying to do so.
| By Catocony on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 01:54 pm: Edit |
Christ, Hemp's so out if it he no longer knows the difference between a circumcision and a vasectomy. Let's all hope he never needs prostate surgery, no telling what he get that confused with.
| By Hemp on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 02:20 pm: Edit |
Cat - blah, blah, blah! ![]()
| By Sandman on Thursday, October 02, 2008 - 06:08 am: Edit |
CFK-It was the only reference data that I had at my disposal.
So, OK..99.999% of girls giggling at Little Hempy is only 8 per week (one a day and 2 on Sundays)! How's that???
Yes, I remember when the Flight Attendants were cute and some of my pilot buddies have told me some wild stories (most of which I believe).
| By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, October 02, 2008 - 07:59 am: Edit |
Sandman,
Hmnnn, 8 per week and 2 on Sunday, yep your research appears to be correct.
Any more and Hemp would be in trouble trying to keep count as he would run out of fingers!
CFK
| By Hemp on Thursday, October 02, 2008 - 08:10 am: Edit |
Thanks Sandman - I am going to slow "Lil Hempy" down a little. From now on only (1) on Sundays. Now I got to get ready for his Thursday afternoon "lunch" - Thanks Hemp ![]()
| By Sandman on Thursday, October 02, 2008 - 04:18 pm: Edit |
Give it an "Australian DFK" Different in that it is "down under".
| By Dongringo on Thursday, October 02, 2008 - 09:48 pm: Edit |
Hunterman asks "Anyone tell the garota/chica/honeyko/etc. in advance that your tubes had been snipped? What was the effect? "
They're generally less inclined to bareback, since they know they can't conceive.
| By Hunterman on Thursday, October 02, 2008 - 11:48 pm: Edit |
Good to hear from you, DG, and interesting advice. That's exactly the insight I wanted. So I won't let on.
Anyone have experience to the contrary? Like in the brothels of Jakarta?
| By Hunterman on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 10:43 pm: Edit |
OK, well, I did it. This afternoon, I went in to the Beverly Hills office of Dr. Robert Pugatch (who looks disconcertingly like a good friend of mine with whom I've mongered in Rio). Nice guy, we chatted during much of the procedure (it was that smooth).
The whole thing took about half an hour, from undressing to putting my pants back on, with the actual procedure about fifteen minutes. It was mostly painless. Unfortunately, I got the fat Hispanic nurse instead of the sexy redhead. Or maybe it was actually fortunate, as no hormonal response was evoked.
There were six little stings, three on each side (there are two tubes delivering sperm, one from each ball), like a rubber band being snapped--that was the anesthetic. Then, I felt a couple of sharp jabs, but I think that was just the back end of equipment accidently hitting a sensitive spot (of course it's all sensitive there), because he hadn't started yet. After that, I stopped talking so he could concentrate. I didn't feel anything, and it took about two minutes for each side.
Afterward, I walked back to my car without discomfort. I felt a slight dull pain briefly afterwards, but that is all. I have been able to move normally without any discomfort other than that resulting from skin rubbing skin where I shaved more than apparently was necessary, and having to wear this damn jockstrap.
I will take it easy as instructed, but overall, the experience has been a walk in the park. Only $187 after my Blue Cross, too.
Tomorrow, I'm supposed to apply ice periodically. I wanted to ask if the redhead could come over with some warm tea....
| By Dongringo on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 08:07 am: Edit |
That's it? Within 12 hours, my ballsack swelled up to the size of a grapefruit. The skin got all shiny and the bruising eventually took on every color in the rainbow.
You got off easy my friend. Very easy indeed.
Oh, and on a positive note, there WILL be times when girl insists you wear a rubber so she won't get pregnant. Now you got that base covered too ![]()
| By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 08:30 am: Edit |
Hunterman,
congrats
, it went as I stated. The tough part is to decide on elective surgery, and given the nature and location of this surgery it goes without saying
Hopefully you won't have any of the swelling or furthur discomfort. As I have told others, the dull ache is somewhat akin to being hit in the testicles and does not last more than a day.
| By Hunterman on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 02:29 pm: Edit |
Woke up today with no discomfort at all. A client had called needing me to show up, and I took care of business (which involved no more strenuous activity than standing around) with no discomfort. I just removed the dressings, and there was only a little blood on one side.
There's only a little discomfort if I squeeze the area, like bending over all the way to pick up something from the floor while sitting down (but not enough to keep me from doing it again. I just wish I'd stop dropping things). So far, so good.
CFK: Looking at your encouragement at the top of this thread, there are actually two incisions, one on each side. I think the "jet injections" were the rubber band snaps.
Riojake: I talked to the doc about your experience with the sharp pain from a garota nibble. He was surprised, said that tissue should form around the clips to cover their ends, he hadn't heard of that happening before. Perhaps he just haven't gotten feedback. I'm planning on doing extensive testing to see if I can duplicate your experience when I get to the PI.
Sandman: Thanks for the encouragement, I'll have a camera ready if I ever have to deny paternity.
Smitopher: Unfortunately, now I DO have to travel, but it's just up to San Jose for the week. But I'll take care not to get infected.
DonGringo: Uncomfortable outcome to say the least. Well, it's been 25 hours now and no problems. All's swell.
| By Sf4dfish on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 03:18 pm: Edit |
Hunterman, have you've watched all your taped football games as you convalsced?
Also, expect it to be quite wet up here in NorCal.
Take care,
sf4dfish
| By Hunterman on Saturday, November 01, 2008 - 09:23 pm: Edit |
No, fish, I just got to watch USC cream Washington and part of another game--I ended up working most of the day, but not with strenuous activity.
The healing is going quite well. I keep dropping things, but no more discomfort when I bend over. A nurse from Dr. Pugatch's office called this evening to make sure I was OK. The only problem was when I put ice on my balls, per instructions OWWW! That lasted about 30 seconds.
| By Hunterman on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 - 11:00 pm: Edit |
Another report, Wednesday after the fateful Friday: NO problems, just a little soreness/momentary dull ache in the boys when I pull the towel up my crotch to dry off after a shower.
On second glance, there was only one opening in my skin--he must have gotten both from the same opening. I just didn't look closely until a few days after.
| By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 07:05 am: Edit |
Hunterman,
well, the bottom line is you survived with very little pain or discomfort, which is how it should be. Now you are pregnancy free forever! This does come with consequences; the Hallmark folks lose money, fewer Father's Day cards, the various abortion clinics/doctors, various advocates groups, etc, but all-in-all, a command decision carried through, again congrats.
On a similar note, I feel it be should mandatory for Catocony to have one, it would be best for the entire World if that bloodline ceased to exist.![]()
| By Hemp on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 07:48 am: Edit |
CFK I definitely agree with you on Cat. The World is not ready for another one. - Hemp ![]()
| By Hunterman on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 10:37 pm: Edit |
Well, now, how many people can we say that about? Even on this board? Can you bear the thought that Turk5555 is out there, spawning somewhere? Fortunately, not here anymore. And current contributors? From all we've heard about little Hempy, do we want another one? Do we want Jag's accident-prone bloodline to produce any more talent? Etc.
Yes, I'll be back to "normal" sexual activity when I get back home this weekend, we'll see how that works out. And the sperm tests...
| By Catocony on Saturday, November 08, 2008 - 11:51 am: Edit |
Jag actually has dozens of spawn. Ask him about it someday, it will curdle your milk.
| By Lovingmarvin on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 06:20 pm: Edit |
Hey guys - I am thinking about getting a vasectomy done within the next couple of weeks. My medical insurance in Brazil covers the procedure.
I do have one very stupid question that I am curious about - after the procedure, I realize you no longer generate anything that can get you on the hook for X+ years of child support, but does it actually reduce the cum? Volume wise is it about the same?
| By Dongringo on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 07:28 pm: Edit |
LM
If you've ever had the dry heaves, you know that you're puking but nothing comes out. I trust this information will help you with your decision.
I miss the days when I could glaze a garota like this

| By Bwana_dik on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 02:49 am: Edit |
LM-
Pay no attention to DeeG's post. His lack of ejaculate is due to age, not a vasectomy ;-)
http://www.vasectomy.com/ArticleDetail.asp?ArticleId=5&siteid=V
Do a Google search on your question and you'll find the same info.
I noticed no change in volume after my vasectomy.
| By Copperfieldkid on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 06:44 am: Edit |
LM,
Volume, color, etc does not change. There is no visible difference whatsoever. Women are also more inclined to allow sin condom as there is no fear of pregnancy.
Don't forget to 'flush' your system before going w/o a condom. See my post above [9/28/08]regarding relaxing music during the procedure 

CFK
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| By Lovingmarvin on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 11:49 am: Edit |
Thank you! Aye, it sure is hard on the nerves thinking about the procedure! My wife is actually pushing for it, as she has all sorts of side effects from the pill.
| By Lovingmarvin on Saturday, January 16, 2010 - 07:00 am: Edit |
Well, I finally got snipped and wanted share my experience. I got the procedure done in Brazil and in the end it cost me nothing do to the medical insurance have.
Talk about being nervous, but in the end the procedure (so far) has been super easy. Besides the doctor being 3 hours late due to another emergency, the remaining was a breeze. From beginning to end, about 40 minutes - from the time I was rolled in and out.
Pain - very little to none. Today - the day after, I have no pain - so far.
Quite honestly it was much easier then I anticipated.... the actual anticipation of the procedure was 1000X worse.
My experience in the Hospital was good...the doctor was very nice, very Brazilian - the handshake followed by a hug. He is a young guy, in the early 30's. In the operating room everybody was reassuring, very calm.... very "ah, this will be nothing" which put me at ease.
| By smitopher on Saturday, January 16, 2010 - 08:16 pm: Edit |
Keep the wound clean.
I had a post-op infection that made by scrotum painfully swell up to the size of a grapefruit.
Emergency room doc said "you know, I see alot of bogus pain and I am pretty immune to it, but, I feel sorry for you."
After it cleared up, I would rate it one of the better decisions I have made.
Much fucking and NO WORRIES about a mini-me
| By Lovingmarvin on Sunday, January 17, 2010 - 10:40 am: Edit |
Well, it has started to bother me a little more later on Saturday and today. But I guess long term it is worth it.
i was waffling back and forth for awhile, but what finally made up my mind was a hooker in the Balcony Bar in Rio. We started talking and she told me she had some kid with a German guy that was her customer. They stayed together for a few days before he went home...she did him bareback, then got pregnant. She has no clue how to get a hold of him, nor does he know he has a kid.
I guess no matter how I try think about it, I just could not reconcile the fact of having a kid grow up with some puta in some foreign country not being provided for correctly. I don't give a shit about the puta, but rather some innocent kid I might brought into some fucked up girl's life...not sure I can be cold hearted enough to just forget about that if it ever happened to me. I certainly don't live the cleanest of lifestyles - I be the first to admit it - but i certainly don't want to contribue to some kid having to pay for it.
| By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, January 17, 2010 - 10:48 am: Edit |
LM,
congrats,with you and Hunterman I've now convinced about 5 guys to have it done. As Smitopher points out it will be one of the better decisions made, I know it was and still is for me.
I know this thread has a squeamish rating of 10/10, but as several have stated it's all mental.
| By Hot4ass2 on Sunday, January 17, 2010 - 03:56 pm: Edit |
Finally got my VASECTOMY in a slightly unconventional manner. My HERNIA needed repair and I asked the surgeon to include the VASECTOMY while he was cutting in that region.
I woke from anesthesia with a three inch slice across my abdomen and two rows of stitches in my scrotum. Pain from the HERNIA repair and PERCOCET prescribed to control it completely blocked discomfort from the other procedure.
The problem with NO SCALPEL procedures may be convincing the girl that you are sterile whereas I have two good scars to prove my status.
| By Dongringo on Monday, January 18, 2010 - 06:32 am: Edit |
LM
Congrats on the procedure.
You are now entering a new dimension in the game we call 'love', namely deciding with whom you will share that you are fixed.
It's no secret that women want to give their children the best genetic gift possible, so they look for 'above average' men with whom to bear children. Does this enter into their thinking when deciding with whom they will 'bareback'?
I've observed these dynamics with woman who aggressively pursue barebacking and cum inside, which you may began notice as well.
First is the one you already know. The woman has no reason to believe you're 'fixed', and does everything she can to get you to cum inside her multiple times.
The second, is when she knows you're fixed and let's you bareback her cuz she doesn't worry about getting pregnant.
Will these two experiences be identical? Perhaps, but often times a woman who thinks she can take your genes will work you over more passionately. You will have the opportunity to decide with whom you share this information, and when, and determine which way gives you better lovin
Another consideration? Remember these women we pursue are generally all younger and baby crazy. Many of them dream that each next good looking customer could be their knight in shining armor who will rescue them and give them children.
When they learn that you cannot give them a child, you will be summarily precluded from this fantasy. Does that make you a 'just another client', and change the nature of your interaction?
Enjoy the new journey, and be sure to let us know your findings.
DG
| By Lovingmarvin on Monday, January 18, 2010 - 08:52 am: Edit |
I think I will share my new gift of freedom very sparingly....for example, I can think of one that is baby crazy with whom I will not share my recent experience but rather use this to my advantage. She had asked me to shoot a load a few times before, which I always avoided....Yes, I will try very hard to get her pregnant now :-) (That is of course, after all is clear with my follow-up test)
| By Catocony on Monday, January 18, 2010 - 12:21 pm: Edit |
I don't see a real reason for a vasectomy for Brasil mongers. Just fuck them in the ass.
| By Lovingmarvin on Monday, January 18, 2010 - 12:34 pm: Edit |
Agreed....but I like diversity :-)
| By Blissman on Monday, January 18, 2010 - 05:10 pm: Edit |
Marvin, it is good to to know that you like Diversity. I think he is a great guy. But I do not think he will let you fuck him in the ass.
| By smitopher on Monday, January 18, 2010 - 08:06 pm: Edit |
I have discovered that sharing my "fixed" status nearly always results in the session being less than it could of.
My analysis is that if she is going to BBFS with you, she is either already using Birth Control or, sub-consciously or explicitly, wants a baby. When the latter is informed of my vasectomy, the response is "YOU PIG, HOW DARE YOU DO SUCH A THING". If she is already using birth control, it is the same reaction if somewhat muted.
The imperative to reproduce is a powerful thing and usually overrides all rational thinking of the chica in question.
The only time I disclose is when I'm directly challenged with the "I will get preggers". I never insist, just explain myself and suggest she can leave if it is a problem. If asked to pay anyway, I politely but firmly respond "NO".
If I have to respond to a payment request, I've usually already written off the encounter and moving on.
I had one AC girl who would not go BBFS but would go BBBJ to the end. I do not understand why she was afraid of STD's from fucking but not from a BJ, but she was cute and the BJ was OK![]()
| By Gurock1 on Monday, January 18, 2010 - 10:15 pm: Edit |
The girl has some rational thinking. Almost no chance of HIV from BBBJ and greatly reduced chance of other std's. Her vaginal tract is a much greater receptor then her mouth. Blow Jobs are safer or Lólita's girls would be sick alot.
| By smitopher on Monday, January 18, 2010 - 10:59 pm: Edit |
I know that is what we want to believe. I'm not to certain if it is the true.
startrant. BTW, I think that most people who preach about the dangers of STD's are really preaching that sex is bad and God is gonna get ya for being a filthy, disgusting, degenerate pervert. STD's are a part of this hobby that we MUST be aware of, but, I will not let some moralizing prick ruin my day. endrant oh yea, I do not think you were preaching ![]()
| By Lovingmarvin on Tuesday, January 19, 2010 - 05:03 am: Edit |
While obviously BBFS is not safe - without any doubt there is always a risk - I am completely convinced that BBBJ is safe. While there might be a slight .00001% change of something being passed on, I have a hard time believing it includes HIV. Almost every girl in the termas in Rio give BBBJ, get tested once a month, and continue working years without catching HIV in the process. The same thing for many of the regular GDP's I have know over the years that have taken care with condoms when fucking, but give BBBJ service - none have gotten sick. None of my friends who have mongered over the years (and many of them are married) have gotten anything from BBBJ - none of them even would consider a session with CBJ. I do believe it is possible to get other stuff, like Herpes, etc, but still the changes are small...and certainly none as serious as HIV.
I know this nothing to do with vasectomy, but getting back on track based on the above I guess it is probably win win not to say anything unless you have to...this way you give the girls some hope of maybe getting pregnant and snagging a child support payment, or support of some type, of encouraging whatever other motivation she might have to give good service.
| By Dongringo on Tuesday, January 19, 2010 - 06:32 am: Edit |
As for girls hoping to get pregnant for our cash? That may be true, however that's not the primary motivation. More true of the full-time terma girls, and far less true of the semi-pros and those new to the program.
Just don't discredit the fact that some women will have our children merely for the genetics. Brasilieras love the light skin and lighter colored eyes. I've spoken with plenty of young brasilieras who want to give their baby these genes.
Don't forget that many of them grow up in a single parent household, and can't wait to have a baby of their own - with or without any further contact/support from the baby's father
Next time you're with a semi-pro or newer girl, try playing this little game to see how it goes:
"Hey I really like your (eyes, face, athletic build or whatever). You have good genes! I wonder what our baby would look like?" Then go on to make her qualify herself and her family when it comes to things like smarts, success and good humor. The better you are at awakening these primal urges within her, the better the connection.
See if that doesn't take it up a notch while she's squeezing every last drop outta ya :D
(Message edited by DonGringo on January 19, 2010)
| By Lovingmarvin on Tuesday, January 19, 2010 - 06:44 am: Edit |
DG - I agree, I have heard that before as well. Since I have green eyes, I often have heard "I want a kid with your eyes". But the problem with our hobby is that nothing is ever like it seems - best to play it safe and not have to worry about some future financial obligation or a kid being dropped off at your door. The latter, by the way, is not all that uncommon - I have heard of quite a few moms not wanting to deal with their children and dropping them off with their father (At least in Brazil).
Now paying support is one thing - taking care of a kid as a single father, especially one that likes to travel and monger...ouch!!!!!!!!!
| By Copperfieldkid on Monday, May 02, 2011 - 01:59 pm: Edit |
OK, so who's going to get a vasectomy this year??
(Message edited by copperfieldkid on May 02, 2011)
| By Hemp on Monday, May 02, 2011 - 04:50 pm: Edit |
Definitely not Hemp! I think GCL should get one for sure! We don't want any of his little ones running around! - Hemp
| By Treker on Monday, May 02, 2011 - 08:49 pm: Edit |
Best 15 bucks I ever spent. Wouldn't hesitate to do it again.
| By Hunterman on Monday, May 02, 2011 - 11:27 pm: Edit |
Agreed, and my insurance covered most of it.
Oh, right, I STARTED this thread....
(Message edited by Hunterman on May 02, 2011)
| By Copperfieldkid on Tuesday, May 03, 2011 - 07:38 am: Edit |
Always get a contextual clue to make sure you don't end up in an uncomfortable situation.

| By Copperfieldkid on Monday, January 09, 2012 - 02:01 pm: Edit |
OK, so who's going to get a vasectomy this year? Apparently no one had the balls to last year....
| By Laguy on Monday, January 09, 2012 - 03:22 pm: Edit |
Are we allowed to submit nominations?
| By Roadglide on Monday, January 09, 2012 - 09:14 pm: Edit |
Why snip??? I would rather offer the girls a couple of morning after pills. Besides mixed race kids with light skin tend to do very well in Thailand and other Asian countries
| By Copperfieldkid on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 - 05:48 am: Edit |
Uh, I nominate Roadglide........
(Message edited by copperfieldkid on January 10, 2012)
| By Roadglide on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 - 10:12 am: Edit |
Naw...If I knock one up I will do an Arnold and let her husband get stuck with the child support payments LOL.