| By Johnshaft on Thursday, October 16, 2008 - 06:29 pm: Edit |
This summer I ate an unusual amout of watermelon and I found myself waking up with a huge boner! I thought it was just a coincidence. But after it happening so many times, I googled it and sure enough. Watermelon, supposedly, has some of the same propereties as viagra!
| By Keeper on Thursday, October 16, 2008 - 08:48 pm: Edit |
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/diet.fitness/07/03/watermelon.viagra.ap/index.html
| By Copperfieldkid on Friday, October 17, 2008 - 09:34 am: Edit |
Johnshaft,
my arms would get tired carrying the watermelon around all day until I needed it. I'm sticking with viagra as it's much less conspicuous and I don't have to worry about what to do with the seeds.
| By Laguy on Friday, October 17, 2008 - 12:21 pm: Edit |
Where is Zoltar when we need him?
| By I_am_sancho on Friday, October 17, 2008 - 02:40 pm: Edit |

| By Southtexdude on Friday, October 17, 2008 - 02:43 pm: Edit |
Dude the compound is in the rind, not the red flesh, so you gotta eat the green part.
| By Copperfieldkid on Friday, October 17, 2008 - 05:40 pm: Edit |
I.A.S.
that's a mighty fine watermelon you got there! So round, so firm, ,so fully packed.....![]()
| By Redbus on Saturday, October 18, 2008 - 02:45 am: Edit |
Are you doing that melon at home or your place of work.
| By Copperfieldkid on Saturday, October 18, 2008 - 06:41 am: Edit |
New term to be added to the list:
BBM = big beautiful melon
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| By Hunterman on Saturday, October 18, 2008 - 04:41 pm: Edit |
NO, CPK, it's BBW, Big Beautiful Watermelon. Haven't you seen that in the want ads?
| By Johnshaft on Saturday, October 18, 2008 - 08:03 pm: Edit |
Southtexdude is 80% correct, most is in the rind. But trust me, one morning I woke up, and my dick felt like it was going to explode like a cannon! And I don't eat the rind.
So my proposal: in Brasil, they seem to sale just quarters. Buy yourself one of those Jack Lalanne blenders, blend a quarter of melon per day, including the rind and the seeds, and so long to viagra and it's fucked up side-effects.
| By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, October 19, 2008 - 11:16 am: Edit |
"blend a quarter of melon per day, including the rind and the seeds, and so long to viagra and it's fucked up side-effects""".
Your ass will feel just great after passing all those seeds; closest thing to knowing what an anal Queen experiences ![]()
| By Johnshaft on Monday, October 20, 2008 - 05:07 pm: Edit |
Copperfieldkid,
The juicer breaks up everything. Even the seeds.
| By Copperfieldkid on Tuesday, June 16, 2009 - 12:22 pm: Edit |
I guess a muskmelon, aka cantaloupe, would be considered a 'spinner'.........