By Bwana_dik on Saturday, December 06, 2008 - 07:57 pm: Edit |
I found this older article via a link on another site. It summarizes research demonstrating that swallowing cum may help prevent cancer in women. I can't vouch for the study (appended below), but the guy who wrote about it had a novel use for the research.
He would tell pros that swallowing cum was good for their health. They would generally dispute this, so he would propose a bet: if I can prove you, you fuck me for free; if I can't, I pay you the usual cost of a session. He says he would then show them the article, and in numerous instances collected his free session.
Here's the article, along with the link to the CNN site:
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
(AP) --Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
Copyright 2003 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm
PS. I'm working on a translation into Portuguese. I'll sell you my translation for the price of a 60 minute program at 4X4
PPS. Obviously this is a hoax, as all of us know that the researchers couldn't have found 6,246 women who swallow in the US! But we don't have to tell the putas, right?
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp
By Laguy on Saturday, December 06, 2008 - 09:39 pm: Edit |
Bwana, I'll raise you one:
Semen acts as an anti-depressant
Semen makes you happy. That's the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don't.
The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other explanations.
"I want to make it clear that we are not advocating that people abstain from using condoms," says Gordon Gallup, the psychologist at the State University of New York who led the team. "Clearly an unwanted pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease would more than offset any advantageous psychological effects of semen."
Suicide attempts
His team divided 293 female students into groups depending on how often their partners wore condoms, and assessed their happiness using the Beck Depression Inventory, a standard questionnaire for assessing mood. People who score over 17 are considered moderately depressed.
The team found that women whose partners never used condoms scored 8 on average, those who sometimes used them scored 10.5, those who usually used them scored 15 and those who always used them scored 11.3. Women who weren't having sex at all scored 13.5.
For the full article: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2457
I also think I remember Gallup did some similar research on swallowing cum and the anti-depressant effects of doing so; I couldn't track that study down though. But guys, if you are depressed I would recommend Prozac instead. As for the ladies, Gallup rules!
By Redbus on Sunday, December 07, 2008 - 04:15 am: Edit |
If your lady friend is on a "don`t mix foods that fight diet" semen is an acid forming food and should be swallowed after eating or before eating all meats, green vegatables and other vegatables except potatoes, these are starch forming foods. fruits like oranges lemons grapefruit are ok but not banana`s or mango`s these are allso a starch forming food.
william howard hay was an American physician who found that combining foods,an acid ph environment can not mix with an alkaline ph environment, could bring a person back to health
By Laguy on Sunday, December 07, 2008 - 09:12 am: Edit |
Damn, and here my plan was to have her gulp down some cum after eating my banana! Back to the drawing board I guess.
By Bwana_dik on Sunday, December 07, 2008 - 11:15 am: Edit |
Thanks for the citation, Laguy! Better living through science!
(Message edited by Bwana_dik on December 07, 2008)