Best/Longest BJ Ever?

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By Dongringo on Tuesday, September 08, 2009 - 09:10 pm:  Edit

Last month I had quite the surprise. While visiting a dental clinic, the hot little 26yo dental hygenist was talking in the most delicious latina accent. "Oh I'm from Colombia' was her response to my inquiry regarding her hometown.

One thing led to another one week later I was leaning against her car door making out with her for an hour after several drinks.

"I have a secret to tell you" she confided. "I love kissing, and the longer you kiss me the better you will like what I'm good at!" ???

No amount of prodding would compell her to share where her talents lay, so after 90 minutes of kissing I suggested we get drinks at a secluded hotel bar on the beach.

caligirl

The only thing fuller than her bossoms was the moon hanging just over the horizon as we continued making out on the secluded beach. For some unknown reason I rushed her through her hummer, thinking I had to get onto the main event. One nut later, we sat there and talked with her hands all over my package. A few minutes later, she pushed me down, blew me and effortlessly got and swallowed my load in no time flat. I was pretty damn proud of myself for blowin two times in a row like that, but little did I know the credit was all hers.

"I think the next time we go out, you'll be in for a BIG surprise" was her coy remark as we left.

Sure enough, the next time we went out we wound up in bed and that's when she took over. It was 12:30. I was slightly hammered and ready to fuck and sleep. She however had other plans.

Thus began the hummer of my life. Settling in between my legs, she spent 15 minutes getting me harder than a doubleshot of viagra & redbull. And it wasn't like she was working hard either. She just drew it outta me, like a snake charmer enticing her subject from a basket...

What followed was no less than 90 minutes of incredibly elegant designer cocksucking, administered by an artist skilled in every subtle nuance of her craft. "Mi Tia told me about this", and "Mi Prima showed me that" was her way of explaining the inexplicable joy she tirelessly lavished upon me.

Perhaps most notable of all her gifts was the ability to push me up to - but not OVER the bridge, as she tirelessly drew every ounce of my willpower into her warm hands and silky mouth. "Don't you DARE cum until I let you" was her only request, and even though I tried, she knew exactly when to back off. Hell she would even forceably pinch off the pipeline at the source?!?

The external prostate pressure proved an agonizingly pleasurable garnish to the main course until finally - after 90 minutes - she relented and let spew. And spew I did, so hard it brought tears to my eyes.

What's funny is that I've travelled to so many countries, had countless hummers from the best of the best and never had a chick come even close to this little Cali girl.

By Erip on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 02:42 am:  Edit

I think it is good karma that led me down a most unlikely path to find a pretty little spinner in TJ last month who is the most over the top intense nymphomaniac I have ever been with of the 200-300 women on my resumé. She literally laps the field and who would have thunk it at this advanced stage of my life.

It is a challenge to get this chica to calm down and a perfectly innocent kiss to her forehead offered as a hopeful goodnight kiss after many rounds completed restarts her motor, and here we go again. I should have just said goodnight...not that I'm complaining. But a steady diet of this would be impossible. I have never given up so much jizz in such a short time and each reset feels like the first fresh round other than the building exhaustion. The chica has reintroduced me to a level of libido intensity that I thought I retired at least a decade ago.

Her pussy is in constant state of heavy lube - like a 15 year old boy who jacks off 5 times a day and still can't calm down his hard on. We hump for sure, but the vast majority of our time together is insanely passionate face collisions and her performing an array of oral acts that compile everything you've ever seen in porn. She is fearless and tireless, and the process seems to go on for longer than an overtime futbol match. The whole deal is just unreal and she also out of control in public so for now, we are not ready for prime time as onlookers would not want to witness the scene. Restaurants are the only safe place to bring her because if her hands and mouth are free, she attacks no matter where we are.

She worked in an off the beaten path ficha bar for her first month in TJ and is so FOB that she genuflects if I offer her a simple compliment. I'm afraid I coaxed her over the P4P line as her first gringo contact, but she knew down deep this is where she was going and she needs the money to support the family back in Chiapas. But for chrissake, I know now for a fact after spending 48 hours with her last week that there is no way in hell that she will be able to restrain her sexual engine with all cummers when she begins working as an outright sex worker which will be soon. I did send her home with a new vibrator which perhaps will calm her down to where it is safe for her to go out. She will be THE all time TJ legend if anybody dares identify her on the boards...that is if some young dude with a good ticker and an insatiable sex drive doesn't take her north and get her a green card, quit his job and settle into a life of continuous oral intensity from head to toe.

I actually plan to tell MORE of this whole preposterous adventure in a future TR.

By Hemp on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 06:28 am:  Edit

Dongringo - now I see why you flunked out of Sex Education class. I knew you would. No diploma for DG! - Hemp

By Catocony on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 07:24 am:  Edit

Why is it that most of Deeg's sexual encounters at home tend to involve his prostate? It's a disturbing pattern.

By Socrates69 on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 09:17 am:  Edit

sounds incredible.

Believe it or not, the best bj I've ever gotten was in TJ. This young girl from df that ran away from home and ended up in tj. I'd usually call her in after a full day of fucking and drinking, and she'd do what we've named 'sucky, sleepy' which involved me sleeping while she sensually blew me softly then more forcefully when i was about to sleep, keep me up and in extasy. At about the hour mark or longer, I'd naturally cum buckets. She'd swallow and keep going onto round 2. Cost was from free to about 200-400p and she was about 18-19yo. It's a sad story, she eventually got into drugs and went downhill fast.

2nd best bj was in thailand with a girl that worked at Lólita's that had a crush on me and would come over b4 work. she would also bring homemade soup, etc. It was a whole different experience. she seems to be entranced and was all about cock worship.

By Dongringo on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 12:33 pm:  Edit

Hemp u bastard I never flunked - I 'withdrew'! If only ur daddy had withdrawn too

And Cat, if you must know I'm afraid not all of the prostate massage was 'external'

It's been a month and I haven't gone out with her since. I don't know why either. Am I scared? Afraid she'll ruin me for all the lesser women out there? Supposed to meet her tonight for drinks...

(Message edited by DonGringo on September 09, 2009)

By Tjphoenix on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 07:00 pm:  Edit

The best blow job I've ever gotten (besides the first one which was a WTF moment 34 years ago) was in TJ. I'd like to say it was from Smith who I've probably received a couple of dozen from and all of them are a close second to Susie who worked at Ejecutivo MP and then Luxor MP. It was at Ejecutivo in the VIP room. We had already had a few sessions over the last year but this one was a PSE from start to finish. They have/had this kind of love seat/lounge where we were making out when she started working my cock & balls with her hand. She went down with her mouth and I guess what made it superior was a) she was just being ultra-sloppy and b) I was working her (very) wet pussy and her asshole with my bowling hand and the more I worked her...the more she worked me. She took the full dose of chowder just as she drenched my hand.

By Copperfieldkid on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 - 08:54 pm:  Edit

Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets poked in the eye with a dick.

By Sf4dfish on Saturday, September 12, 2009 - 03:41 pm:  Edit

Deeg old buddy, could you refer me and make me an appointment to get my teeth cleaned.

You are the DON..........sf4dfish


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