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Maslow's hierarchy of needs suggests that basic human needs such as food and shelter take precedent over sexual satisfaction. My conclusion is that Maslow has never been to Rio. Fellow Mongers, don't forget to eat. I had another great trip, once I focused on eating every day.

Saturday

Took the red eye and landed Saturday morning. Totally uneventful flight except that I met Layne87 on the flight. We chatted a while and we were mongering buddies the entire trip down there. I ran out of the airport while Layne87 was waiting for his luggage, and a driver was waiting for me.

I decided to rent an apartment from Bobby at Blame it on Rio for $50/night. I would say that the apartment was on a par with the Hotel Rio Roiss, if not slightly bigger. The big benefit of the apartment was the view and the location. It was two blocks from Help Disco right on the ocean. I could look out the window and see a perfect view of the beach and the ocean. The apartment was essentially a small efficiency with a living room/kitchen, and a bedroom/bathroom. Since I'm writing a book, it was a little more comfortable than typing in a hotel room, and plus I had the spectacular view. I also had cleaning service come every other day for R$20 per visit. Here's a video of the view from my room.

Layne87 and I met at Meia Pataca that afternoon and we agreed to hit Centaurus first. I downed a few beers and we were off to Centaurus. We do the ritual, and we are upstairs hanging out checking out the babes. Next thing you know I am talking to a very cool but a little older woman named Laura. She is about 27 years old, short brown hair, nice personality, and amazing breasts. We shared about 4 drinks together, and she got off quite a bit for the camera before we got down to business. She was pretending to be shy.

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Afterwards, Layne87 and I are hanging out in the Centaurus bar again, and I run into Barbara from my last trip. I really wanted her, but then it hit me! I had eaten nothing and probably had about 10 beers inside of me. That and the jet lag. So I decide to order some food at Centaurus. I believe it was a hamburger, but it was horrible. As hard as Barbara tried, I needed to get out of Centaurus and get some food. Sorry Barbara. Too bad, because I also saw Layne87 was going up for his second trip at Centaurus.

I get in the cab and go straight to the Terrace outside Help Disco. This is a great meeting place but I have also found that the food there is pretty darn good. I have tried the rabbit, tortellini, seafood spaghetti to name a few. I finally ate a decent meal and my energy was restored. And lo and behold, who comes shuffling down but Layne87. He is meeting with Don from Rio Trips who rented him the Artist's apartment.

We hang out, and Don wants to go to a place called the PlayPen. What happenned next was a whirlwind, but I am pretty sure that we went inside the PlayPen, Ciccolini, and Frank's all in the space of 45 minutes. None of them really suited me, and I wanted to go check out the action at Help. So we go to Help and Layne87 meets a very attractive woman, and I go home to rest. Damn, Layne87 had already been with 4 women, and little old me, only one. I need to remember to eat!

Sunday

I wake up to the sound of horns and cheering. Brazil is playing Germany for the World Cup championship. The entire city is alive and vibrant at 8am. One look out the window tells all. I watch the game and go back to sleep.

Layne87 and I are going to hit Solarium that night. That night, I met my favorite woman of the entire trip. Her name was Monique and for me she was a dream. Beautiful face, sort of like Jennifer Aniston, and what a body. This woman was ripped. Washboard stomach, and muscles every where. She would not let me video her face, but look at the muscles on her back as she does her strip tease! We had a very physical session that afternoon. In fact, the next morning I was rather sore. I just hope that she was too. :-) BTW, the selection at Solarium was more than good. For a relatively small terma, Solarium comes out with good consistent quality.

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I convince Layne87 to go to Luomo with me. The taxi driver looks at us like we are nuts. HAHA. Only in Rio. At Luomo, I eat again. If you are going to eat at a terma, Luomo has some of the better food. I had some filet strips sauteed in wine sauce. Pretty good. The garota selection at Luomo was only soso, but I met a rather attractive woman named Brisa. I took some nice video of her and you can see how pretty she is. The one interesting thing is that she liked to spank me when we were doing it. So harder she spanked, the harder I went. That was a new experience for me.

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We go back to the Terrace outside of Help, and Layne87 is waiting for his wife. She shows up, and I hang a little more. Eat again, and go to sleep. Life is much better when you eat.

Monday

I meet Layne87 and his wife at Meia Pataca, where we EAT something. They are going off, and I decide to go to Monte Carlo. I had never been there and wanted to give it a try. I also had a Viagra, and so as I sat down in the boite, and I gulped it down with my beer. Big mistake. As I looked around, there wasn't really much. Maybe about 10 girls, and most of them on the larger side. That is my big pet peeve, I don't like overweight women. I would have left, but the Viagra was kicking in. There is no way I could walk out of there in that condition. A new woman, Samantha, walked in. Blonde, fit, but not too attractive. Beggars can't be choosers so we go up. I didn't take any video, and I wasn't particularly proud of that moment.

Layne87 is still with his wife and we have dinner at the Cuban place next to Meia Pataca. The food was very very good. I had a fish with shrimp sauce which was awesome. Layne87 was determined to go to Villa Mimosa. I had read about it on the internet, and it seemed really sleezy. But Layne87 persisted and ultimately I relented. The three of us, Layne87, his wife, and myself go to this place. I can only say that yes it is all true. Yes, it is possible to get laid for less than $5. Yes, there are literally thousands of women to choose from. And most importantly, yes there is a stench! Maybe, that's why I like the termas so much. They are clean, and some of them are immaculate. But all I knew, was that I wanted to get out of there and fast. I think Layne and his wife got a kick out of my reaction.

I had already decided that I was going to go from the bottom of the barrel to the top. So they drop me off and I head straight for Barbarella's. It is best to get there early so I arrive at 10:30. At this hour, most of the girls are just arriving and you get a good seat. They sat me right next to the pole where the girls dance nude. I sat there for a while and several women approached me, and we chatted but I wasn't very interested. But then I see a woman that I am certain is a 10. She sees me and we talk. And surprise, she also speaks English. Her name is Paula, and then she informs me that she wants to dance on the pole. So she does, and it was really hot, and she has a smoking hot body. She finishes, and we leave at about 11:30. I was leaving with the hottest woman and most people hadn't even arrived yet.

We get back to the apartment and she is very camera friendly. She let me take two sets of video. She is such a complete 10 that I feel compelled to post both of them. The Viagra is beginning to kick in again, but now it has a different side effect. It takes me an unusually long time to release. She was a good sport about it and an hour and a half later when we were both dripping in sweat.

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Tuesday

Layne87 had a fight with his wife, and we got to 4X4 that afternoon. The secret to 4X4 is to get there early. As early as possible. They open at 3 pm, be there at 3:01. On this particular day, they were having a special Brazilian party, so when got there early, there were already 85 girls working, with close to 100 still to come. We were able to get a seat and take in the action. I found a really cool woman named Simone. Very petite, long black hair to her butt, and a huge panther tatoo on her back. AWESOME! I like 4X4 because it most resembles the atmosphere of a strip club in the US. In fact, if you ask the girls, they will give you a nice table dance with lots of friction. Simone loved posing for the camera, and she was really kinky. She was definitely the most memorable sex of the trip.

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I finish and go looking for Layne87 but the place is packed and I am hungry. I decide to go check out Terma 65. I had never been there, and it was on my list to try. I enter, and it is not close to as packed as 4X4 and for good reason. The selection was really weak. But I get something to eat anyhow. It was some sort of grilled ham and cheese deal, and then I leave. Straight back to Luomo. Now I'm looking for Luisa who rumor has it has been in several porno movies. She is there, and I eat again, and we have a nice little discussion about the porno biz. Luiza is a very sweet girl although she smokes like a chimney. The funniest thing is that she was almost shy in front of the camera. For some reason, I had thought a porn star would have been a wild woman. The sex was good, and she definitely lives up to her reputation.

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After I leave Luomo, I head down to Copacabana. The place is supposed to be going nuts because the football team is supposed to be there. There is music blaring, and they closed many of the streets. The atmosphere was electric, and worse yet, the team never showed up. I thought there might be a riot, but the police handled it all really well.

Wednesday

A whole new batch of guys arrived today and Don is the tour guide, and he wants to go back to 4X4. Again, get there early! 4X4 is a great place but after 5pm, the place gets jammed so you can't even walk around. Also, at 3 pm, there is still plenty of selection, and the ratio is probably 10:1. I'm hanging out with Don, and he introduces me to his 'wife', Taiza. Taiza is a stunner. Very pretty. She is 23 years old and has an 8 year old kid. She's been working at 4X4 for 3 years and her photo is all over the walls there. I splurge and get an hour and a half in the King Suite. I took a ton of video of Taiza. Here are three.

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By the time, I was done it was totally packed again. I decide to split to Solarium. I had a theory that Solarium might be a little slow because it was couple's night. I was thinking that none of the Brazileros would be out for fear of being seen. I was wrong. Solarium was more packed than 4X4. I knew I had to move fast, and I ran into a pretty interesting woman named Shayla. We went up immediately. Shayla was way into the camera. She was dancing on the bed, the table. Sex was decent.

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But now I am getting really hungry. Note to self: Remember to eat! I head to the Terrace where I run into Layne87 again. I start to eat, and both Layne and I spy this little girl with very large breasts. We call her over, and she has a really sweet personality. She is from Bella Horizonte. Layne87 has a theory that woman from this area are all sweethearts. I can tell you that Anna was truly a sweetheart. But now we have a problem, one girl, two guys. But Layne87 and I turn on the charm, Anna must have had a thrill. Then she spills beer on me, and follows me back to my apartment. HAHA.

This was truly a GFE. A very sweet girl, and she spent the night and we had sex multiple times. I really enjoyed spending time with this one.

Thursday

Anna and I woke up, and we had sex again. This is one of the nice advantages of bringing someone back with you is morning sex. It's a nice change of pace. Plus I like Anna. As she is leaving, I ask her whether she will go to Sugar Loaf with me. She agrees.

If you haven't been to Sugar Loaf, it is essentially two cable cars that takes you to the top of two of the large rocks just off the shore of Rio. From these two rocks, the view is absolutely incredible. You really can't imagine how beautiful a city Rio is until you see it from this perspective. Plus we ended up in a tourist group, and all the guys were staring at Anna. It was a little cloudy, but here's a some video from Sugar Loaf, and a little of Anna.

Anna came back to my apartment again, and then I crashed. I hit a wall although Anna and I agreed that we would meet for dinner tomorrow night. Anna was the sweetest lady I met the entire trip. Here's a special video about our time together.

Friday

It's my second to last day in Rio and I got a bunch of reales left in my pocket. I'm going to go out in style this time. I am determined. I run into two new guys to Rio, and we arrange to go to 4X4 again. My goal is simple, a threesome with the two hottest women there. By threesome, I mean a true threesome where they are into each other. I hook up with two absolutely incredible women, Rebecca and Shayla. I upgraded to a suite for one hour. Both have incredible bodies, and they are very bisexual, and more importantly, they weren't shy about showing off in front of the camera. This is definitely the hottest video that I took so far. I had an incredible time. How could you not with these two?

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I hook up with the two other guys and we go to meet Anna at Mariu's Churascaria. There are two Mariu's side by side at the far end of Copacabana. One is for meat and one is for seafood. Last time, I tried the seafood side and it was excellent. This time, Anna wanted to try the traditional meat churascaria. It was awesome as well.

After that, we all hung out at the Terrace outside of the Help Disco. By this time, I am getting to know quite a few of the people, and we just hang out and have a nice time. Then Anna and I return to my apartment for our last night together. She's such a sweetheart.

Saturday

My last day in Rio. One last romp with Anna and a maudlin goodbye. I've got about 700 reales left, and I want to blow it out. So I go to Solarium for another double. This time it is Vanessa and Barby. I thought that the double yesterday was hot, but this was just as hot if not more. Both girls were very much into each other, and Vanessa came three times. Pretty incredible. I didn't take as much video, but here are a few quick ones.

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I had a few hours left so I head back to Meia Pataca for a few more beers and some food. I ordered the pizza and it was horrible. Don't order the pizza at Meia Pataca! But then, before I knew it, our table is very crowded. Our table is joined by guys, and even more ladies. We were just having such a good time laughing and talking. I really didn't want to leave. But I did. I'm already scheduled to go back in mid September.

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