The Terma News (November 2002 Edition)

Prologue

Dagnabbit. I keep procrastinating this trip report, but now I'm starting to worry that I'll start to forget the details of my last fabulous trip to Rio. I am in awe of the detail that Hombrecito puts in his report, and the commitment to writing volumes on a daily basis. My reports are much more of a brain dump. His reports capture the mood and excitement of being in Rio much better than mine.

When I reflect back on my thoughts before my last trip, I begin to think that I wasn't thinking much. My business had been remarkably strong, and I had a few projects that I was rushing to complete before the trip. I knew that Patricia was on my mind in many ways. Patricia is a fiery Latina with the most amazing sense of humor. I spent almost all of my nights with her last trip, and I really wanted to see what would happen next.

So there wasn't much anticipation from the last trip. I had practiced zero Portugese, and I was worried that it was going backwards. Oh well. I crash landed in Rio, and the trip began. So here goes the second edition of the Terma News.

4X4

If you arrive on a weekday from the US, there is no question on which terma to hit first. It is 4X4. I arrived on a Friday morning, checked in the hotel, and made a beeline to 4X4. Note: When exiting the airport from customs, there are two levels of rip off artists. The first level are a bunch of guys yelling TAXI. Ignore them, and proceed to the next level. These people are sitting in booths and offer to exchange money. In fairness, you should change some money, but only a little because they give you about 90% of what a cambio will give you. But next, they will try to call a taxi for you. Just get the money, and head out the door. Finally, you will find a normal taxi that will charge you between 25-35R from the airport to Copacabana. I say all this because a friend got taken for about 175R coming out of the airport. BEWARE.

Arriving on a Friday, I knew I must visit 4X4 because they are open M-F and my next chance would be Monday. So I head there early, and enter the boite. There I run into Rebecca and Luanna (formerly named Shayla). I did a double with them during my trip in July that was awesome plus I took some fantastic video of the two. But this time, it was different, they were both furious with me. At first, I thought they were being playful, but it was for real! Someone had told Luanna/Shayla about my videos on this site. A whole host of emotions ran through my body: anger, embarrasment, fear. But the largest emotion was ANGER. WTF! Why would anyone do this to me? I calmed down and realized that it was probably some IDIOT that doesn't even know me, but it did little to calm me.

Although these girls love to be in front of the camera, they also are deathly afraid that some day their family will learn about their occupation via the internet. To them the internet is a dirty word. Of course, this is not the reality. The chances of their family finding anything about them on the internet is close to zero, but try telling that to two beautiful garotas in Portugese while wearing a bathrobe.

I was busted, and I had to make good. You will no longer find the Shayla/Rebecca videos on Club Hombre because I promised to take them down. Next, I took them up to a super suite for an hour session. They are no longer mad at me, but GEEZ. One bozo has to ruin things for all of us. Note to BOZO: Now that Luanna/Shayla is no longer mad at me and the video is down, I'm going to find out who you are. And I'll let everyone at Club Hombre know who you are.

I was considering just dropping the entire video thing after that incident, but you'll be happy to know that I changed my mind. I returned to 4X4 that Monday, and I met the most amazing garota, named Sula. She took some great video as well. I upgraded to a one hour suite. I almost always upgrade at 4X4 because the suites are really nice, and they cost next to nothing for the upgrade. Plus it made Sula happy and I wanted Sula to be happy. Sula did EVERYTHING and with gusto. She just plain loved sex. Another side note. I have found that virtually every garota will agree to anal sex if you ask them in the boite. During this trip, I batted 100%. Not that I did anal with every girl, but every girl answered affirmatively when asked. Just ask for 'Sexo Completo.' I really like Sula, because she also has a very sweet personality. Her only flaw is that she has a boyfriend and for me somehow that spoils the ILLUSION. More on that later, and I hope you like the Sula video.

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Two days later Wednesday, I was at 4X4 again. If you're not sure where to go, try 4X4 as the selection and variety beats any other terma hands down. And I run into Simone again from my July trip. She told me that she was away in during my September trip because she was on a photo shoot and that she was going to be in Playboy Brazil in January. I have to tell you she looked even prettier this time, than I remembered from our earlier encounter. More importantly, she insisted on another video. Plus I love that big old panther tatoo of hers. After the session, she told me that she did not work on Saturday and Sundays and gave me her cell number. I was leaving on Saturday, but it's good news that she is on the program when she is not at 4X4.

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I like going to 4X4 every other day. It is really the king of termas. This time I arrive a little late with Athos and Hombrecito. We take the subway, and overall, I don't recommend taking the subway. I had thought that it would save some time, but the walk is pretty substantial, and you need to take a taxi to the station in Copacabana anyhow. You save a few reales but who cares? I run into Sula, and frankly, I love this girl. For me, she is the perfect combination of pretty, sweet, and kinky. One problem. Since I arrived a little late, there was a 45 minute wait for the cabines and one hour wait for the suites. Ouch! The wait was worth it, and we took the cabine.

After my session, I ran into MitchC, and we went to the cigar bar that is one block from 4X4. It's a pretty cool place, and I bought 20 Cubans for about 500R. Then Mitch and I had a beer at the bar. Funny story. I had all of the cigars in a cigar box and put them in my computer bag for the trip home. After taking an ambien on the flight, going through customs seem more like dream. I was waved over for the full search in customs. The customs agent finds the cigar box and says "You know these things are still illegal?" I say "Yes Sir". He smiles at me, winks, puts the cigars back in the computer bag and sends me on my way. Did that really happen?

Luomo

Simply put Luomo ROCKS. Of all the termas, no other terma has a party atmosphere like Luomo. Luomo is also second home to the King of Rio, Don from RioTrips. No matter what anyone says, Don is one cool dude. He is an extremely nice guy. He will do anything for any American that he knows, even if you are not paying for his services. Sometimes, I think he is too nice because there are too many people that take advantage of his generosity. So for those Hombres out there, Don is a great guy, but he does run a business, and hopefully you will be as generous with him as he is with you.

My first venture to Luomo was Friday the 22nd. This is important because Luomo is celebrating its 22nd anniversary so the 22nd of every month they throw a party. This means two things: free food, and every garota is working that day. The food is decent, and the selection is awesome. I would imagine next year, the 23rd will be a special day each month. I run into one of my all time favorites, Luiza. In looking back in my notes, Luiza is the second garota I ever did in Rio. She will always have a special place in my heart. Luiza was in Berlin during my last two trips, and she HATED it, so she is back to stay. Luiza is also featured in a couple Buttman goes to Brazil videos and she now does one of the feature dances toward the end of the evening. I did not take any new video of Luiza because I already had video and I was still mad at BOZO.

After my session with Luiza, all hell broke loose in the boite. It seems that Brisa thought that Camilla was snaking one of her customers. So Brisa slugs Camilla, and an out-and-out cat fight broke out. There were fists being thrown, feet were flying, and glass was breaking. And our good friend, GCL, was in the middle of it all. The end result is that Brisa is no longer working at Luomo and can be found at Help Disco.

I did not return to Luomo until the following Wednesday. The reason is that Luomo was also the home terma for Patricia my sweetheart from my last trip. It seemed like in a matter of minutes, Patricia knew about my appearance at Luomo on Friday BEFORE I had bothered to call her. Guys, don't think these girls don't talk. They do, and a lot. It's like all of our names are on GAROTANET, CLUB GAROTA or WGA, and they talk about us the same way we talk about them. Imagine that?

Next visit, I pick a big boobed garota with braces named Larissa. She has an overbite, but I think when the braces finally come off, she's going to be rather pretty. Plus she has quite the body, huge tits, and a small ass. She was not into the video very much, but she did agree. She tried to hide her face for the most part, but you can get some idea of what she is like. I definitely plan on doing her again on my next trip.

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Another thing that I like about Luomo. Luomo is one of the smaller termas, and lately it has been rocking because Don brings in so much business. So quite often there is a wait for the cabines. The good news is that the girl will go change, and then wait for the cabine to open up, while you wait in the boite. You are relaxing, talking, drinking a beer during the wait. It can get a little weird standing in a line with 5 other couples like in 4X4.

The best place to end your trip is at Luomo. Many mongers end their trip at Luomo so they know well the drill about storing your luggage and getting a quick and cheap cab to the airport for your late night flight. So my last garota of this trip was Lohani from Luomo. She has a tight little body, and curly blonde hair. GCL told me that she was a three holer, but I never found out because after three positions of anal sex, I came. I think that Lohani actually prefers it in the ass. I did not take any video of Lohani because the video camera was packed away already.

In summary, Luomo is the most intimate of the major termas. Also, since Don brings so much business there, the selection is always pretty good. I like the intimacy because you can get to know the garotas much better than the other termas.

Monte Carlo

Monte Carlo is the closest terma to Ground Zero (Help Disco) in Copacabana. I had never had much luck there and I had only tried it a couple of times in my prior three trips. Always a gamer, I tried it a few more times this trip. Monte Carlo is Solarium's sister terma, and is open on Saturdays, and word has it that business is strong enough that they are considering to open up on Sundays also. That would be great to have a third option on Sundays. That is if you want to skip GCL's bible study held each Sunday morning.

Speaking of which, GCL comes up to me on this Saturday afternoon, and says "You have to go with Deborah, it's her last day and she is awesome." I took one look at her and she was incredible looking. About 5'7", thin and strong looking and a very pretty face. I was definitely attracted to her, but this did little to prepare me for what was about to happen.

Basically, it was the most amazing sexual experience of my life! I'm not exaggerating here. She ravished me, and I'm not exactly a beginner at this stuff. Not only is she the best, I think the gap between her and the others is fairly large. The things she did, and the way she did them. Unbelievable deep throat action, and then a monster dildo comes out, and she is sweating and panting and coming three or four times. I'm getting dizzy just thinking about it all again. Unfortunately, she is getting married to some guy in NY. She seemed a little sad about leaving the working life, so maybe her departure is not final. Anyways, thanks to GCL for turning me on to this amazing woman. I didn't get any video of her in respect for it being her last day, and I was still mad at BOZO.

I did not return to Monte Carlo until the following Friday with MitchC. We were both pretty drunk, and I definitely had a few more at Monte Carlo. I was just hanging out enjoying myself and then I met Taina. We are just hanging out and talking and drinking, and now I am popped. I even sort of forgot about taking her up to a cabine. But then I did. Taina is a dark girl, and a dynamo in bed. And fortunately for me, she loved oral sex because I was much more drunk than I thought. Basically, she gave me head for 40 solid minutes. Taina is a master at deep throat, a good long tongue that she used generously throughout the entire region. But after 40 minutes, I still had not cum when the phone rang. But Taina was determined to make it happen, and I don't know how it happened but 10 minutes later I finally came. Taina deserves a medal for her determination. Frankly, I was ready to give up too. Isn't that the most amazing thing about these garotas? Their attitude? I cannot think of another country in the world, or a girlfriend, or a wife, that would put forth this type of effort. Afterwards, she complained that I had not gone down on her nor did I fuck her in the ass. I'll definitely have to make a return trip for that. I almost feel like I owe her.

Centaurus

This terma is the most expensive and certainly the most controversial terma in Rio. Still at less than $100, in my view, it's always worth a look. Plus, since so many guys refuse to go there, it's never that crowded, which can be a plus if you're used to being shoulder to shoulder at 4X4. Their cabines are certainly nicer than any other terma, but I'm just rationalizing. If you're on a budget, I would definitely stay away from this place, fortunately I am not. Centaurus is one of the larger termas. At any given time, there are around 80 girls working there.

Hombrecito and I went there on Saturday evening to check things out. I had heard that the Saturday selection was a little lean, but I thought it was worth checking out. The selection was a little light but I found a girl named Natalia and she was pretty, but had looked much nicer from a distance. Anyways, she danced for the camera and actually got into it a little bit, and then she went around the world with me. She definitely was not the hottest garota I had been with, but not bad.

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Hombrecito and I hit Centaurus again on Monday. Not sure why we went back again so quickly, but we did. This time it was horrible. There were hardly any guys in the place, which is usually a good thing, but not at Centaurus. Since the girls have to make a quota, all the "under quota" garotas are much more aggressive. I always try to be nice to the garotas but this was really pressing my patience. Finally, I spied a very hot looking garota named Julia with HUGE boobs. I would say that they are 44DD and natural. Our session was fantastic as well. She came several times, and overall it was fantastic. I know it was fantastic because I was still thinking about her the next day. She gave me her number, and I called her. We agreed to meet again at Centaurus the next Thursday. I had to do her again. She was that hot. Although she was not much into video, I think I was able to capture how pretty she is and those magnificent boobs.

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So overall, Centaurus was good to me. I had three sessions and they were all great and Julia was outstanding. But overall, YMMV. I feel that I was fortunate, and I can certainly see how Centaurus has gone downhill since I first went there last May. All that said, my next trip, you can bet you'll see me at Centaurus at least a few more times.

Solarium

Historically, this has to be one of my favorite termas. I have always had a good time there. Like Luomo, it is a smaller terma, but the girls are above average, and it is a party atmosphere. Additionally, a lot of girls are into the synchronized dancing which is fun to watch. The bad news is that some of my favorites no longer are working there. In particular, Barbara from my last trip, who is very close to a 10 is gone. So was Monique. So the selection was not as strong, but still pretty good.

I went to Solarium on Sunday since it is one of the few termas open that day. Sunday is also swinger's nite at Solarium, so I recommend getting there a little early on Sunday, or else you are competing with a bunch of horny Brazilian couples. On that Sunday, I went with Vanessa. If you recall, I did Vanessa and Barby during my July trip, but quite a few told me to do Vanessa solo. So I did. Oh my God! I started taking video of Vanessa and then she just went crazy. She started masturbating like I had never seen a woman masturbate. Then she started masturbating her ass in front of the mirror. Then she wanted to see the video, while she mastubated the entire time. Then she said she wanted to video me and her doing it. I said enough is enough. This stuff pushes the limit of what Hombre allows on video, but I hope he posts all of it. I've tried to edit out all of the pornographic stuff. This is one wild garota. Somewhere during our session, there was also a dildo involved, but it all seems like a blur now.

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After Vanessa, two days later, I found myself at Solarium again. This time with a little garota named Carol. She is very pretty, and tiny. She is barely 5' feet tall. So we hung out in the boite, and she DFK's me a little. But wait a minute, this woman has a mouth like a Hoover vacuum cleaner. She literally almost sucked my tongue out of my mouth. The next day, my tongue still hurt. I asked her to tone it down a little and it was fine, but you have to be careful with this one. She let me take a little video of her too.

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My last day, a Saturday, I made a farewell trip to Solarium. I had spied a garota named Beatrice during my last trip. She is kind of pretty and a strong looking garota. I remember Layne87 remarked, I bet she would fuck the hell out of you. So we sit down in the boite, and Beatrice has an amazing tongue. I made her show it to CortoGringo and even he was impressed. I brought her up to the cabine, and sure as shit, she fucked the hell out of me. Cool. Didn't take any video because my bags were already packed, but I think that on my next trip, I'll try to get some of Beatrice because she is cool.

Independents

This report would not be complete without a discussion about Patricia. I put her under independent because she no longer works at Luomo and she worked a total of 3 days at Monte Carlo. I never got to the bottom of why she no longer works in a terma, but I suspect that it has to do with her fiery temper. She's a little thing, but man, does she have a temper. For some reason, I find this attractive.

I spent quite a bit of time with Patricia, but it was a roller coaster. On one hand, she is the funniest person I have ever met in my entire life. I was literally in my hotel room on the floor doubled over in laughter. She does the most amazing impressions. She does an impression of Don from Rio Trips, a security guard from the Meridien, Patricia for President, and the Sex Assassin. I could go on and on.

I also remember Hombrecito trying to convince Patricia that while in Rio I only wanted to be with Patricia. Patricia is fairly strong willed and so is Hombrecito, and it was amusing to see the two duke it out. Ultimately, Patricia won.

But for all the good, there were some lows. One night CortoGringo, his date, Patricia and I had dinner. At that time, Patricia decided to show all of us what a big bitch she could be and this went on the entire evening. You could cut the tension with a knife. Finally, I had to tell her to leave. I'm a pretty mellow guy, but she pushed me to the edge.

Sadly, I have not spoken to her since. I hope one day we can renew our thing, but not right now. Patricia works at Help disco, and she let me take the following video from the balcony of my hotel room.

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On Sunday evening, just like any other American male, I wanted to watch some pro football. Don and GCL said they would be watching the games at a sports bar in Ipanema called Shenanigans. For Brazil, it was very Americanized. All the food on the menu was pure grease, and many of the wait staff spoke English. And of course, televisions dotted throughout the entire bar. It was here that I met Kelle. Kelle's not a stunner, but there was a certain sweetness to her, and we immediately hit it off. Also, CortoGringo was hitting it off rather well with her friend Isabella.

Long story short, I was with Kelle three evenings. Not by design, but it just sort of happened. I certainly enjoyed her company more than the sex but there's nothing wrong with that. We had many long chats just her, me and my dictionary. That's a key point. Having a garota spend all night with you is absolutely the best way to improve your Portugese. My Portugese improved quite a bit this trip, and I am certain it was due to the many long converations with Kelle. Here's a video from my hotel balcony.

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This report would not be complete without my trip to Christo. CortoGringo, Isabella, Kelle, me and three others went to the top of the mountain on top of the rock and saw the 7 story statue of Christ. The views from the top of the mountain are probably the best in Rio, but for me, seeing this overwhelming large statue of Christ was amazing. I was in awe. Couple of notes, it was 10X more fun doing this with a group of people and particularly a bunch of garotas. Word of advice: if you start at Copacabana, and take a taxi, and tell them you want to see Christo. The taxi will offer to take you (rather than going by tram) directly through the tour. I think he will charge you 25R per person. Take the offer. We ended up taking a taxi to the bottom of the hill, and then taking another taxi to the top. It cost us twice as much. But anyways, it did not detract from the great time we had on top of the mountain. I took quite a bit of video. I hope it turned out OK.

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Epilogue

It just keeps getting better. The sex was amazing. I experienced many things sexually that I had never experienced before. My Portugese improved quite a bit, and I feel I made a special friend in Kelle. The trip from Christo was almost a spiritual experience for me.

I hate it when people take advantage of Don. He is just too nice a guy. I actually took up a collection for him and bought him a bunch of Cuban cigars. I felt it was the least I could do. There are people that are reading this report that took advantage of him during my last trip. SHAME ON YOU!

Guys, put a cork in the hole in the front of your head. There is absolutely no reason to tell any garota about this board. This is a great board and I would hate to see it go down hill because some BOZO can't keep a sock in it.

Oh yea, and I miss Patricia.

Bluestraveller

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