Bring's tears to the eyes

Posted by Rock on October 23, 2000 at 09:05:51:

In Reply to: Re: Stepping on the choker's feet posted by KRICO on October 23, 2000 at 04:40:00:

a shot to the eyes is not an easy task to do, for the squemish or that it's more of a pinpoint accuracy, kind of like kicking the balls. (for the ones that have small cojones, heh heh) But you can also aim to the nose. Remember as a kid, you get hit in the nose and immediately, tears came to your eyes and were blinded? It works also. All of these techniques are good if YOU PRACTICE IT, regularly. Don't wait until you get in a confrontational mugging situation to think; "oh, now what was I supposed to do?" If you go to TJ on a regular basis, I would strongly suggest that you practice a few self defense moves. Hey, that's an idea, the tour thingee has already been taken. I should start a business, Self Defense for TJ....HA! Welcome to Roco's School of Self Defense. You too, can walk confidently in the streets of TJ, never fearing the banditos, even if they have a knive or gun. Even the odds and learn to protect yourself! For $19.95 you get five easy leasons and wait! if you act now, you get this folding Ginsu knife and if you are the next 10 callers, you get this authentic replica of the same flashlight that West Fargo himself uses to flag down chicas in the bars, checks for any sores in the mouth and below regions. Call now, operators are standing by. Visa, Mastercard and American Express is accepted. Paying by check or money order will delay shipment of video and instructions on self defense. Rock

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