Posted by Ritmo on October 23, 2000 at 10:18:08:
In Reply to: Off Topic By a long Shot -Cautionary Tale/ I need Advice (long) posted by LaredoJim on October 23, 2000 at 08:50:18:
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Brother LJim, I'm with Brother K-Rico (yes, btw, I am insane, that's why I call everybody "brother"--please play along!) on this. Your pal just got fucked by life (or more specifically by an evil gringa--some VERY wise words on this topic from Bros. Tight Fit and El Cabrio, and others, can be found on the discus board). Got nothin' to do with you or Mexico, putas, any of that. In fact, I'd wager he would have done such a thing regardless of whether or not you'd introduced him to the paradise to the south--sounds like a really rough thing he had fall upon him there at the end. As he himself said, you probably gave him the best two weeks of his life, and he went out, not at the mercy of the greedy gringa bitch from hell (may she and all her kind rot in the darkest, hottest corner of Beelzebub's playhouse, with demons that look just like Brother Ritmo shoving red hot penis-shaped pokers up their panochas and out their mouths and chomping off their chi-chis with rusty bear traps), but doped up and dreaming of that last luscious and nekkid Maria whose nectar he'd just drunk to the dregs. I only hope I'm lucky enough to go out like that. Not the greedy gringa bitch part, mind you... Welcome to the new list, bro. Sorry to hear about your bud--I recommend a trip to Mex. to help you get over it. If I were closer, I'd invite you down myself, we'd have a Pacifico (or two, or fifty), and by the end of the night, we'd be drunkenly toasting your pal for his good fortune at having escaped the she-bitch... Para agarrar borrachera, As Belushi once said, God rest his soul, "my advice to you is to begin drinking heavily." |
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