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What is your confusion? As a newbie, you gotta choose plan 'A' to get laid:
1. Park your car on U.S side, $7.
2. Cross the border following people
3. Take a taxicab, $5 or $6. Say "Adelitas por favor"
4. Taxi will drop you either right at AB's front door or by street intersection, 20 yards from AB, 20 yards from CC.
5. Stick to AB and CC as you get acclimated with ZN.
6. Be patient picking chicas, if you don't speak Spanish, try to find an English speaking chicas, over 50% of chicas do speak English.
7. Now it's up to you, some guys like to negotiate everything, $ and services. I negotiate nothing unless I find chica not to my taste lookwise then I bargain her down $.
8. Usually AB chica between $30 to $60, CC chica $30 to $60, hotel gets $10 for 30 mn session, $1 for tipping cleaning boy.
9. If at AB after giving clerk $10, say "Dos toallas por favor", otherwise you get only one towel.
If at CC after giving clerk $10, follow the girl until midway through the hall, ask cleaning boy "Una Toalla por favor"
Sometimes AB clerk will be in a bad mood especially on weekend and you'll need $1 for your extra towel.
10. Don't forget to bring flavored condoms for covered bj, chocolate and strawberry being flavors of choice. Bring your favorite brand for sex.
11. As a newbie, expect to get 1/2 and 1/2. If you are experienced, you can kiss the chica or go down on her but usually it takes experience to know what is available and what is off limit. You can always ask though.
12. Walk the street between AB and CC.
13. On the way back, pick taxi in front of AB or CC.
14. At the taxi stand, walk over bridge then cross road, avoid being run over, then walk across U.S. border, saying "U.S. citizen"
15. Bring only cash, no plastic, and one id (like driver license)
16. Have fun and treat chicas right as they are human beings whether nice chicas or real bitches.
17. If everything goes right, thank board memebers by posting a report or some chica reviews under thread discussions.
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