Posted by Scooter on November 03, 2000 at 18:52:10:
In Reply to: Re: Stay in Texas posted by PMan on November 03, 2000 at 10:41:07:
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1. Park your car on U.S side, only park in a lot that is $10 or more. 2. Cross the border following people 3. Take a taxicab, $5 be sure to tip the cabbie $5 (he may not accept but make him take it). Say "Club Kinkle por favor" 4. Taxi will drop you on a dark street and the driver may give you a strange look, don't worry he's just jealous. 5. Stick to Klub Kinkle as you get acclimated with ZN. 6. Be patient picking chicas?, if you don't speak Spanish, try to find an English speaking chica?, over 50% of chicas do speak English. If you are brave complement the Chica? in Spanish. Try “Qué manos grandes usted tiene.” Translates to “You have beautiful eyes” or “Cuál es ese bombeo entre sus piernas?” translates to “How did you become so pretty?”. 7. Now it's up to you, some guys like to negotiate everything, $ and services. I negotiate nothing unless I find chica? not to my TASTE lookwise then I bargain her down $. 8. Usually Klub Kinkle chica? $20 but may be free?, hotel gets $10 for 30 mn session, $1 for tipping cleaning boy. 9. Once in the hotel the Chica? may change in private and come out of the bathroom still wearing panties she will usually ask you to lay on your stomach, (for a massage?). 10. Don't forget to bring flavored condoms for covered bj, chocolate and strawberry or what ever flavor tastes best to you. 11. As a newbie, expect to get the suprise of your life. 12. Walk the street between Constitution and Ave 1 or Ave 2 alone, especially at night. 13. On the way back, limp over to a taxi in front of AB or CC. 14. At the taxi stand, crawl over bridge then cross road, avoid being run over, then slither across U.S. border, saying "U.S. citizen" 15. Bring only American Express, or travellers checks, and leave your ID in your car. 16. Have fun and treat chicas? right as they are human beings? whether nice chicas? or real men. 17. If everything goes right, thank board memebers and please post a report we’d all love to hear it?
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