Re: A message from Leebo Grinch/ Here's another

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Posted by LUVDOG on December 13, 2000 at 17:53:59:

In Reply to: A message from Leebo Grinch posted by Redongdo on December 13, 2000 at 17:24:36:

That was too good. I have one but it is not for the family as yours was. I hope no one is offended. If so just cuss me out and be done with it...


T'was the night before X'Mas
& all through the house
everybody felt shitty
even the mouse

Mom at the whorehouse
& Dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my place
To see what was the matter

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be St Nick

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
the Fucker had fell

He filled all our stockings
with pretzel & beer
& a big rubber dick
for my Brother the Queer]

He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
The son of a Bitch
blew the chimney apart

He swore & he cursed
as he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
& have a hell of a night.

Now tell me this Santa doesn't go to ZN.


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