Posted by Toehead on January 07, 2001 at 23:17:19:
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Love and romance, two ingredients that I find to be sorely lacking in the Zona. With that in mind I decided to hit some of the regular latin dance clubs in Tj. I started at Sr Frogs, I've been there before and have had mixed success despite being around 10 years to old for the crowd. The place is huge and by 11PM is packed with lots of beautiful latin women, unfortunately its also full of good looking well dressed young latin guys. Contrary to popular belief the chicas there do not throw themselves at gringos, nor are they all looking for husbands, this is a young (early/mid twenties) well educated up scale Latin crowd, most in school and/or working at decent paying normal jobs (yes they do exist in Tj despite what the Zona chicas might have you believe, or what you may want to believe). Occasionally I'll see some other gringos there but they generally look pretty lost and don't seem to have much luck hooking up with the women, in addition while phone numbers might be exchanged it doesn't appear that many people couple up at the clubs then leave together (with the exception of Tmoney;). While there I drank some Tequila shots with a couple of young mexican guys from San Diego, they asked if I wanted to hang with them and said they were heading over to Plaza Fiesta. Like Sr Frogs the clubs at plaza Fiesta were also packed shoulder to shoulder. I took the guys to a club there that I've been to before. While there I met some chicas who turned out to be from Los Angeles. After dancing with the girls for around an hour the two guys decided they wanted to hit a strip club so we headed off to Peanuts and Beer. While I don't generally like strip clubs the shows there were pretty entertaining. The dancer (who WAS a women and attractive) kept dragging guys on to the stage, pulling down their pants (tearing one guys underwear off when he resisted) then simulated dry humping them..I made a mental note not to get anywhere near the stage. Things got more interesting upstairs, a group of cute very drunk young gringas showed up, when one of them stood up on the stage to do her own little dance number the two dancers who were already there grabbed her and after a brief struggle pulled most of her clothes off exposing a nice little trimmed bush and two pierced nipples. Then another one of the girls got onstage and, with a bit of encouragement from the crowd, also pulled off most of her clothes exposing a very nice sized set of chichi's. Both the girls were groped, slapped and squeezed by the patrons..strange how much more arousing it was to watch two amateurs get naked..while this was going on the two dancers there were being completely ignored. This is the first time I've been to a Tj strip club so this may be pretty normal for a saturday night. After walking along Revolution surrounded by drunk kids I headed over to the AB, as usual on the way there the Taxi driver asked me what I was looking for and offered to sell me some "powder" or marijuana. Once at the AB I found the selection to be pretty weak, far more guys then girls. There was one extremely hot chica with shoulder length jet black hair, around 5'2", tight white top barely concealing a large pair of chichis, unfortunately I could tell she had an awful attitude. Her and a friend (who was also very hot with similar features though taller) were quickly approached by two grinning gringos, the girls hardly acknowledged them, not to be deterred the guys continued their animated one sided conversation with the girls. The chicas viewed the two persistent gringos with thinly veiled contempt, though I have no doubt that eventually the chicas would go upstairs with them for what would be a passionless, sterile session. Afterwards the two gringos would strut out of the place, high five one another, talk about how great it was and commend themselves for having the charm and good looks to bag a couple of hotties. If that's what passes for sex in the Zona I'll pass.
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