So did anybody go? I did and I didn't see any of you there.

I'll be in AB from Sun 3/17/02 early evening through Tue 3/19/02 7pm-ish. Mr. Shadow will be there all day on the 19th. Anyone care to join us? First round is on me. Email to The_Senator@ClubHombre.com

Sheeze! I'm too stupid to figure out how to read my Club Hombre email in TJ. If you need to email me try my inbox here.

The Senator

Hey Senator, I'm planning on being at AB on Tuesday around 7pm on. How do I recognize you?

Mr. Shadow and I will be the gringos jumping in a cab at that hour to make our flight back home. If you can get there a little earlier I'll be the gringo wearing a green leather waist pack.

The Senator

I'll be in AB from Th 3/21/02 9pm through Sun 3/24/02 morning. Anyone else going to be there?

The Senator

Me and a couple a buddies will we doing a recon trip for a batchlor party this Saturday. It would br great to meet up with you guys and learn a thing or two. The first rounds on me, then my buddies.
The Freq

Freq....

See you there.

-S.

Vegas to TJ. I'm going down Saturday night, should be in TJ around midnight staying 'til Monday evening. Hope to see some of you down there.

How would one recognize the fellow CH members, and whether would they like to be approached by another yet unkown (new) member.
I'll buy you a beer

Feel free to come right up and introduce yourself. I'll be the generic looking gringo wearing the green leather waist pack and blue jeans. I usually stand under the No Parking sign by the front door.

The Senator

There seems to be a little confusion. Thanks to Dr. Planet I'm now able to read my Club Hombre mail in TJ: The_Senator@ClubHombre.com

I'm using http://www.mail2web.com

Senator, Generic? The only thing that is generic about you is the cheap viagra,you buy down south.

Cityog, apparently I can disappear into a crowd rather easily! Ask, Farsighter.

You still going Wednesday and Thursday? Mr. Shadow thinks your trip is off. Please advise.

The Senator

Farsighter?!? Not true...I'm nearsighted and proud of it!

True...you do disappear rather easily. I never saw you again the other night!

I guess you found the chica you were looking for!

I'll be in TJ the first two weekends of April. Ariving Thursday, April 4, and departing early on Sunday April 7. Resting and recuperating for 5 days, then returning to the action on Friday, April 12. Finally leaving tired and hopefully saddle sore on Monday afternoon, April 15. What a way to celebrate tax day.

After spending the last year bs'ing with so many of you, I would really like to meet many of you in person to see if you're all as entertaining in person as you are on the boards.

Look for the stocky (ok, fat), mustachioed balding redheaded guy in the Reading baseball cap. You know, the guy with the stupid grin. Oh, don't be thrown off by the lack of the cap, I have a tendency to lose track of such things when confronted with some many choices and so little time.

If you want to set something up a little more formal, drop me an email or a Hombre note.

Farsider,

Actually, I stepped into AB (after taking a shower, etc. like I said) and she was waiting for me at the DOOR!

Good to meet ya,

The Senator

Senator
it was nice hooking up with you.
I got wasted that night , and had a great time with those 2 chicas.
You have a great id that fits your desciption.
When are you running ?
I will back up your party !!

Billfromreadingwhoblowsoffmilkyonhislasttrip

Make sure we hook up this time !
Perhaps we can get together with Daytimer and other vets for a great time at Pulgies.
He loves it there too !!!

Any other tough-guys that will be around the zona tomorrow I will be doing my disco duck dance moves at La Chavelas around 3pm and leaving at 430 to plaza rio.

Look for the black Spikey haired loser who couldnt score with a chica if he was the last man on earth !!
I will be wearing black jeans and silver and black nikes.

email me or just post here if you want to hook up for a bit.

Take care
Milkman

Senator... good to meet you as well. It's good she was waiting for you at the door.... it was HOT in AB that night!

Hey Bill... you need to meet up with a few of these guys, to put an end to the rumor that you and I are actually the same person!

Hey Farsider

I heard you were keeping one of my girls company last week. Thanks! How's her form these days?

Are you going to be around next week?

No... I won't be around next week. Probably will be a few months at least before I get back to TJ.

As you well know, her form RARELY changes. She's a lot of fun.

If you and I are ever in TJ at the same time, we'll need to work out a schedule ahead of time... LOL.

Right Bill, err, I mean Farsider.

I'll be getting my annual moto excursion in next week... we'll be in TJ on Tuesday and Friday. If you know a famous eating establishment in Eureka that once catered to Paul Bunyan's boys, you'll be able to ID me. A brew on me if you do!

Regards,
El Peligroso

Hey Porker are you in town?

A mutual friend of ours said that she saw you last week.

I'll be mostly out and about today, but try to hook with the crowd tomorrow afternoon!

Hey Valentino I saw your little brother in AB yesterday!

They brought in this little kid goat while the soccer game was on. Evidently, it was the Guadelajara team mascot. But, I noticed a family resemblance!

Merican Where are you ?

I lost your email address
I gotta ask you a question
please email me
thanks
milky

I left last Thursday, won't be back 'til July. I asked her if she had seen you and her eyes rolled back in her head and she told me about how much she LOVED you!

Yeah, that might be getting out of control!

The Senator and I may have an extended "crime of opportunity" in July. Keep in touch!

hey Shadow, that must of been a well fed goat, or in spanish CABRON!

Anyone have onfo on anything good going on in TJ April 15-20? If not I'll just check out some chicas on Rev this will be my first time their I'll see how it goes.

Bigbadwolf,

yes something good is going on april 15- 20.
The same thing that goes on for 365 days the year in TJ.
Pussy !!!

Do yourself a flavor and Don't bother with the Rev chicas , you will be wasting your time.

Stick with the zona chicas for the sure things at a reasonable price.

Good luck

Milkman

Bigbadwolf

Listen to Milkman!

The man is right.

Follow these instructions step-by-step instructions for your first trip and you’ll be off to a GREAT start:

Walk across the border sometime after 2:00 but before 10:00. Walk straight ahead to the taxi stand a guy will direct you to a taxi, tell him you want to go to Adelita’s (it’ll run you 5$ to 7$).

Walk directly from the cab into Adelitas and let your eyes adjust. Buy a beer from the first guy who approaches you and tip him.

Walk down the main (lower) bar and stand just past the bend at the back of the bar. Eventually, between you and the big screen will be a slender, pretty lady (older than the others) with long black hair and wearing a flowered mini dress. That’s Candi.

Walk up to Candi, say “Hi” and introduce yourself. She speaks almost no English, that’s a good thing, you don’t want to fuck up your first visit. She’ll ask you if you want to go to the room. Nod stupidly and follow her. It’s ok to be an idiot at this point, Candi will take good care of you. She’ll take you outside the bar and go upstairs in the same building. You’ll pay for thirty minutes in the room. Follow Candi to the room and be prepared for a GREAT time. She’ll want $60.

Now, you’ve taken the edge off and gotten a good visit under your belt. You now know the basic procedure and have established a standard by which the other chicas can be judged. Just have a blast from here on out!

HOWEVER---NEVER MENTION THE INTERNET TO THE GIRLS!!

Good advice. Unless Tanya finds you first! Or simply take them both up (this is known as a double standard).

Stay away from revol(ting)ution...

Now there's a scenario for you. A first-timer walks into AB and winds up in the room with both Tanya and Candi.

He'd be toast! The bar would be raised too high and he'd never be able to enjoy the Zona again... LOL.

Just kidding, of course...

...yes, the bar would be very high... so to speak.

K2climb2, I go to Singapore sometimes. I was in TJ around early March w pal Tapioca, didn't see your post. Shoot me a mail. richard_johnson@angelfire.com

Btw, how'd you find this site?

Ok Dogster, I stand corrected.

Bigbadwolf - If your really lucky, a lady resembling Morticia Adams wearing jeans and a fanny pack will approach you and say "Hey baby, what's your sign?"

If that happens, go immediately upstairs, lay back, get comfortable and observe the artiste!

Thanks guys for the info I'll be sure to post my experiences here.

I'll be in TJ again this weekend (Thursday around midnight through Sunday morning). Mostly in AB. Anyone wanna hook up? Kodiak, wanna make the rounds again? I'm at The_Senator@ClubHombre.com

I'll probably be in TJ Thursday afternoon through early evening. Azteca Massage/Peanuts & Beer/Adelita's are my usual haunts. Dark blue San Diego Chargers sweatshirt, tan pants, dueling scar on chin, first round is on me...Bosco

Bosco, will you be there today (Friday)? I thought your inbox message referred to that, but I could have just read it fast and been mistaken. I'll keep checking here. My e-mail is hamrocks@cox.net if you want to get to me even faster. Hope to get in contact with you sometime soon.

I'm leaving vegas now, will be in tj around midnight or so, wearing a black shirt that says I can fix anythin, wear's the duct tape? sunday should have on a grey Rams shirt.

I'll be around the Zona Norte today(tues) and tomarrow(weds.).

I'll buy a drink for anyone that walks up to me and says "mi nolgas picar mucho".

I'd tell you what I'd have on, but that wouldn't be any fun for me.


-snapper-

I'll be around AB from late Thursday night (really Friday morning ~2am-ish) until Sunday morning 7am-ish. Email me, or just show up, if you'd like to meet. The_Senator@ClubHombre.com

I'll be in TJ Thursday afternoon through early evening. Azteca Massage/Peanuts & Beer/ Adelita's Bar/Restaurante Al Capone are on my itinerary, but I don't know what time I will be in any particular place. I will wear my world-famous blue baseball cap with gold UCSD lettering. Introduce yourself and I'll buy you a beer...Bosco

Senator: Sorry I missed you...I went back to my hotel at around 11ish Thursday night as the previous 9 days had finally caught up to me.

The Senator and I are in town (AGAIN!) for a couple of days. Incredible , eh?

Shadow , you guys coming come down to La tropa the 25th ?

they are have a little fiesta that day for horny fucking mongers

take care
milkman

Sorry, Milkman. Thursday evening was the ONLY night I couldn't be in TJ all week!

I am, however, here tonight (Friday) and am looking for Hombre's to hang with. I'll be mosty hanging around AB all afternoon and evening. Anyone else?

will hit tj around 7-8 this evening to hang with WILLIAM who came in from illinois yesterday. don't have an agenda which is the best way to go, but will have to give personal service to my chica later in the evening early am. not sure how to find me, but if someone want to hook up you can e-mail in the next 20 minutes and i'll send my cell #.