Natural or not - I love TITS! - Hemp

Hemp,

you love the crack of dawn

Yes I do and TITS - ASS - PUSSY - BLONDES - and hearing your story about buying that apartment. Oh the memories! - How's things in the states CFK? -

Hemp,

my fun meter is fucking pegged!

Anyone in Rio right now? I am here now, flew yesterday. I hit Solarium last night. Lots of pussy and not many guys but all locals. I think I was the only foreigner in the place. I might be a week too early but had no choice because of work. If you are in town and looking for a wing man PM me.

$414 MIA - RIO NetSAAver fare from 11/11 - 11/19 on American. You might get some company...

Come on down DeeG!

Lot's of folks are flocking to Rio in the next week or two.

Cat-
I heard from The Stalker. She's in Rio, awaiting our arrival. She's going to stalk me Tues. and Fri., CortoGringo Wed. and Sat., and you Mon. and Thur. She takes Sun. off because she's a good Christian.

If we tell her we all voted for Obama, she may not stalk any of us.

Wrong. While she's a good Christian, she hates Bush with a passion that is truly amazing. Mention his name and you get a 3 hour lecture (ask Layne or CortoGringo). So I suspect mentioning that you're a big McCain supporter might do the trick.

PS. I'd consider borrowing a McCain t-shirt from Beachman and wearing it to run her off, but I'd probably be shot by someone else.

Bwana,
I wasn't going to let Cat in on the political cant and was going to tell her that I wrote Bush in on my ballot and had in fact voted for him 3 times. I then considered the possible violent response and decided being stalked was better than being dead. Cat you might want to consider telling her that you only eat natural and would never eat a genetically engineered food product, another one of her hot buttons.
CG

I'm taking down some leftover campaign stuff like buttons and signs, maybe I can trade her some gear for a program.

Corto, I'll be across the street from that Arab restaurant again, I say we sign up for the "dance instruction or massage" sessions from that dancer chick. You remember, the one with the python and the rocking body.

Cat,
I still have the belly dancer's flyer, with phone number, definitely a go. First thing I am going to do is find out when exam day is at MC, want another chance at the doctor.
CG

CG and Cat-

Good deal...dinner one night with the belly dancer and without our stalker.

Cat-

I already have an Obama t-shirt for her. Can you find an Obama thong?

CG-

I hear the doc only gives covered blow jobs.

Will be in Rio 11/12/08 -11/18/09 for my third trip staying with a wingman in one of Dons Apts in Copa.I'm sure will be hitting help many nights and some of the termas,especialy are favs-4x4 and solarium.Probably do MC,termas 65 and Cancun and Maybe centarus depends on exchange.- for that one.

Were both mongers in our early 30's coming from SD,Ca. USA.

Gatomike-

I arrive the same day. Don has my # and address. Let's have a beer. I'll be heading to 4X4 on the 12th with CortoGringo.

Bwana

Will be making my annual pilgrimage to the land of Bunda from 11/11 to 11/23, going solo this trip, my wingman bailed.Any one one to hook up for a brew or termas runs hit me up!

I'm going to the Vasco/Sao Paulo FC game on the Nov 23rd, if anyone else wants to go let's get a group together. I'm going with a Paulista and the game's in Sao Januario, not the Maracana, so there's even money on getting killed if Sao Paulo blows them out (I didn't realize that Vasco is in real danger of being relegated) and she makes the mistake of cheering or something.

Cat,

Nice knowing you. I hope we can have a final beer together before your demise.

Bwana

My plan is she just wears a Brasilian national team jersey or something. I've only watched one soccer game with her and that was a national game, lots of yelling. Formula 1, lots of yelling and cussing.

Bwana & gatomike, Would love to join you all on the 12, I am with here already with a friend from az. I don't know don but my number is 9946-4961 we are staying in an apt. 1/2 block from help. see ya .....mncpa1

Cool...see you in Rio. On the 12th I'll probably be rushing straight to 4X4 after unpacking, so if I don't call, just look for me there. I'm the short guy who looks like the picture that appears in the dictionary next to the "gringo" entry.

I am 51, 6-2, 225 lbs, sand blond hair. Any of you there on the 12, be sure and say hi... mncpa1

Look for us at 4X4

Most likely me and My wingman will go to 4x4 on Wensday also just like we did last year when we arrived in RIo on our first day.

We are both in are early 30s so we will be the younger american mongers in there,Will keep a look out for you guys.

I'm one of the old fuckers. I'll keep an eye out for you. At the airport now ready to begin a week+ of pleasure.

Yes Bwana I agree you are an old fucker! Enjoy the trip and tell CG I said hello. - Hemp

Will do, Hemp. I'm looking up all of your old favoritas so I can bareback them in the ass.

hey everyone i been in this site for 3 month i been to thailand three times,going to tijuana from dec.14 to 17.i wanna go to brazil looking to hook up with clubhombres who likes traveling to rio or sao paulo.not book yet but will if i meet anyone.

debating on a return trip to rio from 12/25-1/2 for a lil' new years fun...haven't been back to rio in a few years...never been for new year's...hoping the termas won't all be closed...any other mongers gonna be around during that period?

flight and hotels booked...on the ground in rio staying at the sheraton 12/26 til evening of 1/1 (gonna NEED to sleep in...)...anyone else around for reveillon?

Will anyone be in rio around late April.. looking for travel buddies.. firt time going to Brazil...

whats up free504 im looking to meet a clubhombre member thats going in april to rio

Fellow Hobbyists. This is my first post on this forum. I will be in Rio from December 10-20 and will be staying in Copa in one of Don's apts. This is my 5th trip to Rio, so I am not a newbee. However, I have learned a great deal from reading all of your trip guides, reports and commentary, so I have a lot of exploring and experiencing ahead. If anyone wants to meet up for a beer or caipirinha and exchange tales of reckless abandon and conquest, let me know. 58 from L.A.

OK, so my last major posting was about the opportunity to head to Pattaya. I has a gf for three months here and asked for advice about whether to take the trip or not. After listening to my CRT Brethren, I chose the girl over the trip. 2 days before christmas, 6 months into a relationship (first I had since returning from Iraq 2 years ago), I got dumped. I really thought she was a keeper.

Dejected and devestated, I looked at the first opportunity to travel out of country. Love Brazil, was there for NYE last year, and so now I am headed back. Flying United Airlines (50,000 miles + $161) Dates 12/30-1/13.

Anyone around town, please feel free to drop me a message.

My first trip to Rio... Jan 14-24.

Any one going to be around?

hey everybody im going to rio de janiero march or april,looking for clubhombre members who is going around that time.

Headed back to Rio in May,exact dates unknown yet but will update when ticket and visa are purchased, already have three other buddies on board ready to explore all levels of entertainment in Rio i.e. Help, Termas, Rio Centro, Apts, Agencies, MP, TA, Balcony Bar, ect ect, will be staying with the legendary BrazilSpecialis so freelancers are in abundance, discount festas will be available as well, pm my account as I rarely check this board

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Travel 05 et al:

If you're looking for a wingman who is disappointingly boring, drunk and who has little or no understanding of the native language, I will be in Brazil beginning April 11th.

Oh yeah...I'm also awkward around women.

Returning to Rio Jan. 24 through Feb 7. Always enjoy hanging out with fellow mongers.

Wiil be in Rio for 1st time 2/11 thru 2/16. Any CB bros. welome to go drink some beer and bang some women. andyhernandez1@comcast.net

Trip confirmed I will be in Rio May 23 to June 1st!! Any hombres interested in some skoal beers & Caparihnas, 18yr old new talent, termas runs, newly discovered 15floor whorehouses 15R for 15min thats the cost of a big mac meal in the US!!

Rio trip planned March 31 to April 21 - need a wingman or wingmen.

I'll be staying at a hotel in Copa and would love to meet up with fellow travelers for hanging out at the beach, going to termas and Help disco.

If anyone is interested, I've been there several times and can show some newbies the ropes and maybe learn a few things from more experienced people. I want to explore some of the newer termas such as Cancun and 65. I've been to 4x4, Monte Carlo, Centaurus, Solarium, etc.

If you are interested, send me an email at:

tgproman@yahoo.com

Brian

I'm going to be in Rio from April 1 to the 21st and am looking for a wingman or groups of guys who want to hang out and hit the termas or help or beaches.

I've been there several times and can help newbies and probably learn some new things from more experienced travelers.

if you are interested in meeting up, please send an email to me at:

tgproman@yahoo.com

thanks

Will be in Rio this Friday for 10 days and again May 15. Not there a long time, but it will be a good time. Drop me a line if you'll be in town.
CG

Oi CG, Viviane aqui. Posso ficar com você?
Beijos!

Viviane's already in town? Did she take a dump truck of dirt to Santos, then a garbage scow up to Rio?

Sup fellow members

I land in Rio the 4th and will be around for 2 weeks. Anybody want to grab lunch and hit some termas pm me your rio ph #. I will be hanging out with that notorious Ken fella, who last time we did the zona sul tour all the gdp's asked if I am his brother......I thought that was pretty damn funny

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There will be a bunch of us heading to 4X4 on Friday. Drag Ken's ass along (he's a homebody these days) and he'll make the introductions.

is Ken still not smoking?