Originally posted in 2009/10 Locknload - Switzerland and Italian Border Towns

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...Bar Carona looked like the best from the 2006 report. I tried to follow the directions from there website in Italian but as far as I got was the right freeway exit then I was hopelessly driving and no Bar in sight. So I got a hotel in the Paridiso area for about 120 US.

I got a cab (20 US for short ride.) to find the Bar. Cabs in Milan and Lugano are outrageous. I got there about 6 PM on a Thursday. They open at 2 or 3. No one at the door. No one seeming to be in charge just girls and a bartender that did not speak any English. Mostly 6's and 7''s and a few 8's and 9's. Most speak little to no English. I am approached by a Ukrainian blond about 5'8" 150 cute but not hot. She spoke a little English and I really don't want to take her.

Then all the locals started coming in after work and what was a target rich environment was vanishing before my eyes. So reluctantly I took the Ukrainian and had a mediocre experience. 150 Franks for 1/2 hour. or 100 Euro. the frank is about 1 to 1 with the dollar now. Switzerland will take Euros but give Franks in exchange. Side note: A Big Mac in Switzerland was 12 US. I passed.

After I finished with the UKR. I spotted what looked to be a latina. I could tell she had her first customer of the day since I had seen her an hour ago and she looked a bit ruffeld but she waived me over and she was the hottest girl still available. Although it was too soon after may last session I figured I could feel her out for later or the next day. She spoke almost no English and did not want much to do with me after she said "lets' go" and I did not budge.

This place has a very nice outdoor area but that's about it unless you speak Italian or some eastern European language. Then I was approached by a Romanian who spoke no English and after a few misguided attempts to communicate she uttered the few words of English they must all know. "Let's go" in her very cold eastern European accent. Needless to say I did not budge and like the other her girl she turned to an Ice queen and sat there smoking her cigarette...

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