I should have got Borneo to get me a cab because the street outside was deserted but eventually one came along and took me to Cabaret Happy (Prumyslová 7 tel: 420 386 352 215). Happy has got to be one of the best clubs in Czech, far better than the many places Iıve tried in Prague. When I got there about 1.30am there were about ten girls working and hardly any customers. The quality was far higher than Borneo and the atmosphere far better. But what made it really special was the pool. After checking out the talent and buying my 10th Bud of the night I took a seat on one of the benches overlooking this magnificent little pleasure palace. The pool is lit with disco lights and to the sound of loud music each of the girls gets up and walks to a bridge which runs over the top. They do a hot strip (topless by the end, but never mind). As Iım sitting there taking it all in, the first girl to hit on me for a table dance looks nice and is friendly without being too pushy, so I decided to check out the goods for about $10. She did a nice little show on the table in front on me and then came and sat down and chatted away in good English, only occasionally asking for more drinks. Then she suggested we go for a dip in the pool, but I asked if her petite little friend who seemed unoccupied near the bar would come too. Sure. The other girl was a dark skinned Caucasian with a really cute face and body. They were both Czech nationals, they said. The swim was about $80 for half an hour. They suggested I got naked, which I was reluctant to do. This wasnıt some private room to the side this was in the main part of the club, in full view of the customers and staff! But it was late, the Bud was flowing and by that stage they were stripping too, so I thought, what the hell. Off comes the lot. They get down to their bikini bottoms and dive in. Iım naked now and follow with a splash. We play about like kids in the garden, splashing each other and playing with a life saver. They get on a li-lo and I push them about while they giggle away. All the time the disco musicıs pounding and the other girls are on the taking turns to get on the bridge above us to do their strips. It is total heaven and then I remember why. This is Club Happy. And happy I am, indeed.
After the swim, which seemed to last for ages, we return to the sofa. They want to take me to the private room for a threesome which sounds like a great idea but I love the atmosphere in here. I buy another round of drinks and give them a big tip and tell them to get naked. So off come the bikini bottoms and they kick back, relax and enjoy another drink with me, two little nude water babies all to myself.
I decide that it canıt get any better than this and so after one more Bud, I wish them goodnight and get a cab back to the Maly Pivovar Hotel.
http://www.night-club.cz/happy/