Walked into the Mermaids Club or massage bar in the Coahuila. Went into the bottom floor bar although I noticed the staircase going up. There were around 4 girls in the bar all dressed in schoolgirl outfits. Two of them looked pretty good. Question, if you go up the stairs are their more girls up there?

Usually yes...and often the downstairs bar is empty and all the chicas are upstairs. There should be a hostess around who speaks fluent English who will tell you if there are girls upstairs and bring them down to the bar if you wish.

What are their hours ? And how do they compare to Real Ejecutivo. I have not been to TJ in almost a year.
Last time was when they started the MP crackdown.

To me Mermaids is just as much a bar as a massage parlor. I had a cold beer while setting on one of there leather couches. T-Bone and I hooked up and made the rounds yesterday and decided to check the place out.

In the late afternoon they had several attractive hard bodies (4-6) in their little schoolgirl outfits.

I recommend this place as it was relaxing and the view was pleasant as we watched a couple of the young ones bumping and grinding on stage with their pleated short skits bouncing off their tight little asses.

Does anyone know where I can buy one of those little uniforms in a size 3? No it is not for me to wear.

Ben,

Out on Agua Caliente two blocks past LEY on the left hand side going out, right hand side coming in, is a school uniform store. They have the cutest little schoolgirl skirts. They do have size 3, Dont ask me how I know.

You must really think I am a sick bastard. I was just kidding about the school girl uniform.

Just out of curiosity, what is the address?

Mermaids is a very comfortable venue, I must say. In the early, early morning, it is a great place to kick back on those black, black sofas and watch the world spinning, spinning. Some of the girls seem extremely hot and are extremely sensual dancers in that dim fiery light. Some of the girls who can really turn it on in the dark haze do not quite fuel the erotically heated image when viewed under brighter lights.

School girl uniforms... Seriously, I am sure that some of the former school girls of the Zona Norte would love these as gifts, and get into the fantasy. As they slide down the pole.

Just a note: the Mermaids the posts in 2003 refer to is actually Mermaids II, across the street from Adelitas. It is a bar downstairs and rooms upstairs.

I have a long post to make about this place, just have not had the time.

It is a fun place to hang out, has some nice chicas, some hot dancers, lots of drugs flowing in there however...

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I do require them to call me Maestro when sliding down the pole. As in Si Maestro, I have been very bad Maestro, I need discipline Maestro.

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Since mermaids on Coahilla reopened a few months ago with its new name, it has continued to evolve as it finds its nitch. It started out as pure message, as it had pretty much been before. Then, they started stressing the bar more, with an occasional dancer. The school girl outfits are great in my opinion, especially on the 18 to 19 year olds. Now, they seem to have pretty continuous dancers on stage and sell the messages much like Hong Kong sells private dances;, through the waiters. Its very relaxing inside, with couches and no real scams by any staff. I've had two messages there with the same girl, but damn, don't remember her name. $40 for the hour and $50 to $60 for full service. By my math, a "c""note (total) can be justified given that its for an hour, with the right girl, and a message is included. I go in there every time i need a break from the usual ZN noise and rush, even if I don't want the message. Everyone should try it. Best after 7 or 8 PM. Sixspeed.

Hi all,

Does Mermaids ever open during the day ?

Capt'n

Yes,

I don't remember the exact time, but I would say by 3:00-4:00 P.M.

Thanks Ben !

I will be pa$ing a visit this Wednesday between rounds!

Capt'n

Abraham formerly of La Tropa-El Campamento was working the door last night.

Reytj

My evening at Mermaids. There’s a small stage with smaller tables and chairs lined up against the wall lined with mirrors, no more couches. There were only 3 chicas available, this was a Wednesday night about 9PM, it was pretty dark inside, as I walked by I saw the girls were all in their mid twenty’s, no 18 or 19 yo. Jessica was dancing on stage for at least 25 minutes, she is about 5’ tall, not thin but not fat, 25 yo, no English and a cute smile. The waiter said for $40 you get a nude massage and that the girls would offer more up in the room. I gave the waiter $40 and went to the room upstairs, which was small, carpeted and had no shower. Jessica came in and I asked for full service. She said no kissing anywhere, didn’t ask for the money up front, she gave an OK massage and we did the usual, not a lot of noise or movement but she was cute to look at and her skin was smooth and soft. She showed me a shower in the next room, I left my clothes in the room and took a shower. This was my first time in a massage parlor, a nice change from AB’s rush.

What was the total for full service?

She said $60 for full service, she took $50, plus the $40 for the massage but she spent almost the whole hour with me, even massaged my stinking feet and she was in no hurry to finish. This was no GFE. $90 for an hour is better than at AB's and you don't pay for the room or tip the cum boys.

Well said/put.

In the interest of unbiased reporting,allow me to share my comi/tragi visit to Mermaids last week.
I had been to AB on Friday about 4am and had done a little spinner I had used before,comfortable sex but not much more.
Saturday I woke up feeling empty,and decided to check out a MP. Not knowing the exact locations, even after looking on this board,I decided to check out Mermaids on Coahuila,I'd stopped in a few times and seen the schoolgirl thing.
It was about 400pm on a Saturday,and there was a middle aged woman named Ana all by herself in the bar.When I asked if there were chicas available, she shook her head,but then quickly offered to take me to the address mentioned above (8th st.?)
in a cab.
When we got there,she took me upstairs,and called 4 chicas into a room. I picked the cutest one (the only one in a schoolgirl uniform)and we went back downstairs and next door to the hotel.
I got a jaccuzzi room-$50, and took my chica by the hand. She said her name was "Nelly", but within 30 seconds,she took off her skirt and displayed a tattoo that said "Isabel",and blushingly admitted that that was her name. We both showered,and then hopped into the tub.As she bent over to fill the water, I had grabbed her ass,and was shocked that it wasn't firm! I guess I'm used to my trophy chicas at AB & CC.We both got in,and within seconds she was straddling my face.I love to lick, and was pleasantly surprised that I didn't need to ask for it.Her pussy was very clean,and she lubricated quickly and began making moaning sounds.After a couple of minutes, she sat down across from me, and reached over to stroke me.She then started asking me what I wanted...."good sex?"..."$100.00",to which I told her she should be paying me! She laughed nervously,but stood up and again shoved her pussy in my face. With her clothes off, she wasn't that cute,her tits were kinda droopy, and there was a C-section scar down her belly.She seemed like she would get nasty though which is a turnon for me, and so we settled on $80.00 for full service. We toweled off,and went over to the bed where she pulled out lube,condoms,and massage oil.She started out with a covered BJ and let me lick her/finger her pussy. About 5 minutes into it,her cell phone rang,and the little bitch answered it! At first I was a little annoyed that she did that,but quickly became amused as she kept sucking me throughout her conversation! I've done it myself before,talking on the phone while fucking a chica,I guess now I know why they were less than pleased.
She hung up,and apologized,and told me she'd make it up to me,and then pushed her pussy in my mouth again.After a few seconds,she slowly dragged it down to my cock,deftly sliding on a condom before putting me in her. She rode cowgirl for awhile,and then I suggested doggie,so she flipped over. I stuck it in,but after a few strokes, I felt myself going semi-limp,and just pulled out.
Am I pschycologically addicted to Viagra? (I hadn't taken any this time)Probably. Am I physically addicted to trophy hotties?Definitely.Am I still thinking about the last chica I fell in love with from CC? Absolutely.It's gotten easier the last few weeks by doing other hotties,which I'll report on later,but for this session,it just wasn't going to happen. The chica was game though,she whipped off the condom and sucked me for awhile and then just stroked me while I licked and fingered her pussy,til I finally came.It was during the last 15 minutes of that that I noticed the same song by Phil Collins kept playing over and over. Not the same CD,but the same friggin' song! I like Phil and all,but sheesh,the same song?
I mentioned it to the woman at the desk when I left,and she just shrugged and smiled.
Not sure I'll be going back there in a hurry,but YMMV.
A.

Stay away from a new girl named "Melissa" from TJ (21 years old). I went up with her tonight (place was packed and she was by far the best girl there.) She looks good and dances well, she grew up in Santa Maria and is a US citizen, speaks almost perfect english. Upstairs everything was going well and we were clicking before the money and sex issue came up. Her prices= 50 for HJ, 80 for a BJ, and 120 for full sex (that's AFTER the 40 charge for the room). I liked her, so what the hell I didn't squawk about the high price. I told her I'd take a HJ and if I liked her I'd be back often and getting additional services. That's when it went downhill. "I need to have the money up front." Big warning sign. I complied and she counted the money like her life depended on it. Then she whipped out a condom and proceeded to put it on my semi-erect dick. I asked what she was doing and she explained that she only does a HJ with a condom. I'll spare you the rest of the story but the girl was way too amateurish to become a real commdity in the Zona. She's not smart enough to develop a clientele and go for customer service- I doubt anyone will repeat with her. To her credit, she said she'd only been on the job for 2 weeks....

There are 2 Mermaids. One across from AB and one near the corner of 8th ST/Ninos Heroes. The latter doesn't have a big sign outside of the door. The one on 8th/NH is much larger. Has a pool table and the girls are all hanging out. Appears to be more of them there and it is not as dark so you can get a good look at the chica. They even do a lineup for you there. My experience is to not pick anyone right away, but if you like someone, to remember her name and face and then have her speak to you when she returns to the bar area. You can then ask her about her massage (they all say they give good massages, which they don't). You can then ask her about the services that they perform. This will eliminate the problem that Maverick ran into.
(I was in AB the other week and picked out a cutie. Verified beforehand about the handie finish. She said yes, but "con condom". We both agreed not to go up together based on that. Thanks fo Maverick on giving me some good advice in general)

The Mermaids across from AB have the girls wearing schoolgirl outfits. It is really dark. The girls will dance on stage, but will not take off their tops in general. You can talk to a chica and Pre-negotiate prices to avoid any confusion. I recommend the one by AB as it is in a bustling part of town and the upstairs rooms are much nicer. Since you are hanging there anywhere, you don't need to take a cab there from AB.

WENT TO MERMAID'S SATURDAY DESPITE THE REVIEWS, HAD A GOOD TIME. THE BARKER WAS A PAIN, BUT I GOT THE ROOM FOR 30.00 INSTEAD OF THE NORMAL 40.00. THEY HAD ABOUT 7 GIRLS AT 12 PM RANGING FROM A 4 TO A 8. I TOOK BARBARA 22 YO C SECTION (I COULD NOT SEE WHILE SHE WAS IN THE LINE UP.) ABOUT 5'7 THICK. SHE WANTED 80.00 FOR THE HOUR NEGO 60.00. WEAK MASSAGE, BUT THATS NOT WHY I WAS THERE. SEX WAS GOOD, CBJ, DAF, DATY, SHE WAS INTO IT,GOOD SESSION. I MIGHT REPEAT. THE ONLY THING THAT PISSED ME OFF WAS WHEN I WAS WALKING OUT THEY HAD A COUPLE OF REAL HOT SPINNERS IN THE LINE UP. MAYBE NEXT TIME!

Love this place as an alternative/break from HK and AD. I usually go there with my chica when she's not working for the dollar beers.They also have shows, usually just dancing but sometimes they take an item or two off. I have not taken a girl up in a year or so. Like I said I usually bring mine with me. It's not crowded drinks are cheap and the girls that work there are hot. I have been keeping an eye on one that has a hindu look to her.

Mermaids is mentioned in 2008/07 BrazilSpecialis - BrazilSpecialist in Tijuana

Mermaids is mentioned in 2012/10 Lamalavida - Just Another Day in La Zona, 10/7/12