| By Bigbadblkwolf on Friday, February 08, 2002 - 12:08 pm: Edit |
Lisa is about 5'4". She wears a brown wig and also has a head band wrapped around her forhead just below the hair-line. Prominent cheek bones. Hourglass figure. Small waist, round butt and hips. I've always seen her wearing jeans usually with her stomach exposed.
She seems to roam the floor in constant search of clients. Well I have just finished a session with SG Vanessa de DF and I was now looking for Marisol. I was sitting at the back bar when Lisa came over and sat next to me.
She struck up a conversation immediately. I guess I was next on her hit list because she seemed to make a non-stop bee-line from the other side of the bar to sit next to me.
She said she was from Colima Columbia. She claims to work for a month or two and then take a two month vacation in Mexico City where she has two sisters that care for her daughter. She told me that after April of this year she will retire to Columbia and build a house there for herself, her daughter, and all of her family. She says that Columbia isn't any more dangerous than TJ, but that Mexico City was infested with criminals, young thugs and drug dealers.
It wasn't long before she asked me to go upstairs with her. She quoted $60 for BJ, multiple positions and completely nude. I asked her if she would accept $50. She paused and then said yes. I didn't really intend to go up with her but by now I had a woody from talking to her so it was a "done deal".
I patted her nice round ass and admired her smalled waist as we ascended the stairs. The booty was round and firm looking and her honey colored skin was inviting.
Once in the room and naked she asked for the money up front. I had already taken it out and put it on the night stand so that she could see it. That wasn't enough she wanted it in her hands. I informed her that I always pay after. She insisted that I pay up front but guaranteed that I wouldn't have any problems with her once I had paid. So, I paid her. To her credit she told the truth, the session went on without any kind of problems from her.
She knew that I had already had a session with someone else because I told her that down stairs. She said all I had to do was lay back and that she would do all the work.
She sucked my nipples, kissed my legs, my nuts and then started a very smooth CBJ. I instinctively reached behind her to feel that wonderful ass..... OH NO..... ASS IMPLANTS !!! You could actually feel them. They were hard and dense. DAMN !!!
In an attempt to roll with the punches I decided to focus my attention on her nice nipples that were sticking straight out..... OH NO.... BREAST IMPLANTS!!! The worst part was that she wasn't keen on the idea of having her nipples fonded anyway. She didn't tell me to stop, but I could tell from the body language that she didn't like having them touched. DAMN!!
I tried to stay positive and focus on her small waist-line. Probably liposuctioned but what the hell I would just caress her small waist....OH NO... FELT LIKE SHE HAD IMPLANTS ON THE SIDE OF HER WAIST!!! Has anyone ever heard of anything like this !!?? Maybe my mind was just playing tricks on me, but it seemed like she had waist implants (like a built-in girdle or something).
SO now I'm thinking, I just paid $50 for a woman with a fake ass, fake titts, what seems like a fake waist, what also looks like fake cheek-bones, and an obvious wig. Now my mind is imagining what she would look like if all of this shit fell off. UUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH !!!!!!
By now we have gone through cowgirl and doggy positions. I jump on top into missionary. Throw my legs on the outside of hers. Push her legs together once I had re-entered the magic box. I close my eyes trying to only think good thoughts and pump away like a wild animal hoping that I would cum sooner and not later.
I cum sooner. Quick sink clean-up. Some more passing conversation. Throw on my clothes and I'm out of there hoping that I won't need therapy to get over this traumatic experience. Now all the chicas with nice round asses will have to show me a certificate of authenticity before I agree to go up with them.
The sad part is that she provided good service and was friendly in a professional kind of way. I'm just not into the implant enhanced types when everything that they have that I find attractive has been created in some lab.
I won't ever repeat with this one. But hey, YMMV
| By Explorer8939 on Friday, February 08, 2002 - 09:27 pm: Edit |
"I close my eyes trying to only think good thoughts "
Hey, now you know what the chicas do!
| By Headinsouth on Saturday, February 09, 2002 - 01:20 am: Edit |
See "I'm gonna get you sucka" with the Wayans brothers and you will see your nightmare played out.
| By Memin on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 07:21 pm: Edit |
Bigbadblkwolf,
puta sounded interesting until you got to all the plastic surgery bodywork.
With all those materials in her body, she probably needs to take a donkey
back to D.F. because she wouldn't clear the security check points at the airport.
Just to be geographically correct she's from "TOLIMA", Co.
memin
| By Bigbadblkwolf on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 07:43 pm: Edit |
Thanks for the correction Memin. It's hard to hear sometimes in AB with all the loud music.
Then again, maybe she had lip injections that I didn't notice and was speaking with a slur.
Hey give her a try, you know YMMV ! LOL
| By Maximus743 on Monday, January 17, 2005 - 01:16 am: Edit |
Ran into this chica this weekend
I was standing in front of the DJ booth and she came up to me and told me she is usually $60 but would do everything and guarantee a good time for $50. i was tempted but passed when I looked down and saw a larger waist hips and butt them I prefer not to mention she is older looking than i like as well.
| By d'Artagnan on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 03:10 pm: Edit |
Confirmed with Maximus who I thought this was. She also has postings and photo under Gabriela (C) - Adelita Bar.