I was at a club called Modano's or Modanna's, I'm not sure, but something like that. Had fun there, but I have no clue where it is in TJ. If anyone knows of a place that sounds something like that, please post a note.

Thanks

Right off of Revo...can't remember the cross street. Sister club is Bolero's in the Plaza Amigo.

Mike Modano is a hockey player and plays for the Dallas Stars. Madonna's is a strip club on 5th ave (or is it 6th?), south of Rev and north of Constitution.

No, actually its on 4th, West of Rev and East of Constitucion...Athos was close. Look for the downtown Caliente sports book...that is on the corner of 4th/Rev. Madonna's is just west of that intersection.

Madona's .... one "n"....you're all wrong!

Try this map:
http://www.madonasexoticdancers.com/map.html
Free Admission:
http://www.madonasexoticdancers.com/coupon.html

Personally, I think Bolero has better girls who don't solicit you constantly like at Madonas. They're both owned by the same person.

http://www.boleromensclub.com/
Also a free admission coupon on the site.

Thank you all for the great info

I have been dopping into Madonas quiet often recently. The dancers are good, decent and after 9 pm constant show, no hustle and 2 for 1 beers Su - Th before 9 makes this my fav watering hole in centro. I NEVER go for the dances, since I can't drop $25 on a lapdance when I can get a 20 minute BJ 10 minutes down the road. I went for an all-nighter with a dancer, but can't give her name or details. Don't come here to get a girl for your hotel, since it is completely hit or miss and most of the girls will not go or base their decision too much on your charms and wallet size. I have seen guys drop $300 on laps and at the end of the night the girl still said no.
IMHO, the bar is much better than Boleros on Revolution or Lord Black.
Go to their website for a free pass. (link is above)

RX, you and I are looking at these clubs with different eyes (i.e. your reports on Madonas v. Lord Black). It probably is time for me to revisit Madonas - I gave it up more than a year ago (except for one unsatisfying daytime visit) because the level of hustle and greed was unbearable during prime hours.

Madonas was a gracious gentleman's club when it opened several years ago. Then things changed. It wasn't bad enough that they had staff hovering outside your booth timing your lap dances to the second resulting in the shortest lap dance timings in TJ (and regardless of your disinterest in laps, these are afterall, lap dancing clubs). Worse yet, the same cretins were tracking the time a chica would spend with you at the table both before and after you buy her a drink...strict time limits were set and enforced with the chica's own inclinations and desire to spend time with you rendered irrelevant. I've never seen an act like that anywhere else in TJ. I know things change fast on Revolucion so I don't know if these practices continue...but they did drive me away when they were in force.

I rarely saw stageshows of any quality, originality or effort delivered by dancers at Madonas. Of course there were many attractive dancers. In my experience however, the hustle was consistently brutal.

Lord Black on the other hand seems more like Madonas used to be and good in ways Madonas never was (i.e. stage dancing delivered as if it matters). It's a much more comfortable space than the dwarf booths and proctological tools they call stageside stools at Madonas...they may induce stools, but not comfort.

In my experience at LB, you can always get them to waive a cover charge if you look like a spender (as you did). On the other hand, I've never been able to get them to back off the nighttime cover at Madonas if I wasn't carrying a coupon.

Nothing more than different strokes for different blokes I suppose.

My favorite "gentleman's" club on Revo during the last year has been Caesar's...very little hustle...what hustle I've seen is of the best variety (e.g. a feminine hand down your pants)...chicas are hot and playful and many are willing to take it outside the club. No cover at all but drinks are more expensive than elsewhere.

Robertx...in what way is Madonna's better than Bolero's. I have seen the talent at both recently and Madonna's does not have one tenth of the hot chicas that Bolero has. If Bolero's is the pros of beautiful chicas then Madonna's is A ball. As a matter of fact, the owner of Bolero's also owns Madonna's and he has told me that when girls aren't pretty enough to work at Bolero's..he sends them to Madonnas.

there is a Bolero in Pueblo Amigo, which is the best, then a Bolero on Revolution which has the day shift from Madonas. I think Blazer is referring to the Boleros in PA and Robertx, the Bolero on Rev. Both reports are thus consistent.

I went back to Madonas on 10/5. The girls were close to depressed. Business was so slow that they just lingered around. I don't know if one could use this time to strike better deals, but I doubt it. Some dancers put a little more effort into the "free" laps, but overall it was a weird scene. How is the scene at LB, Cesars and other places?

I've been to Boleros and the place was surprisingly packed with guys and the usual girls, but noticed very few private dances happening. Mostly just $5 table dances and girls just hangin out.
A few girls were practically begging me to do a private for $20-30.
Also, management was noticeably aggressive getting the girls to "work" the guys.
So yes, you can get more for less right now.

Hey Pollo when were u in Boleros? I went to Madonnas 10-11p Thurs...4 to 5 chicas and 10 cara de pichas. Not a happening thing...the waiter says the same cartel also owns Boleros and that Boleros was/is closed. Any idea what is up?

P

Ponce, it was Wed. night about 11-1. This was the Boleros in Pueblo Amigo, not the one on Revoluccion. The waiter may have been referring to that shitty place. As someone else pointed out, Revol is for the casual gringo tourist and college kids. So I am not surprised all the strip clubs along there are suffering.

Thanx Pollo...I never knew that there was a Boleros other than @ PA...they usually have some great heine...I mean culo there. Anyway glad to hear it is still going...can't trust those bar asses for anything. Cuidese..PL

I posted this on zbone.com:
4th Street btw Ave Revolution and Constitution
Cover: $3 after 8, Beer $4, Table dance $5, Lap dance $20-60
As one approaches the club it is pretty clear that the managers studied the US strip club concept well. After one pays the cover, a security guy quickly searches you. The inside looks like many clubs in the US. It is clean, table booths to the left, a bar towards the front side on the right as you enter. The stage is towards the back, with stools surrounding it and some more table booths further to the back. The bathroom is in the far right and has private dance booths to the right and the DJ booth to the left. The floorshow is one of the better ones in TJ and the lap dances are given in truly private booths with benched. The management counts the dances, but does not observe what you and dancer do during the dance. The club runs frequent specials, so called flash-dances. The girls give you a free table dance and entice you for more in the back. The lap dances run from $20 to 60, but most of the time you can negotiate a full contact, topless dance for $20. The 2for1 dances are often cut like they are in LA. It is important, however, to make clear to her what you want and what you are willing to pay. Once inside the booth it is too late to change the deal. Most dancers speak enough English to communicate about the dances.
The talent level is decent, but many dancers have silicone implants. Obviously all the blondes are fake, but the latinas are hot and real. Fortunately the tattoo epidemic has not hit Mexico as hard as it has California.
Most dancers will not join you for private time at your hotel. Do not come here if this is what is on your mind. You may hear stories of Madona’s dancer who follow clients to the hotel, but this only happens if dancer knows you well and is far more expensive than in the bars in the red light district.
Madona’s is a sister club of Boleros, which is located in Pueblo Amigo. Dancers switch back and forth between these clubs. Boleros had opened a speak house with striptease this summer on Revolution (Plan B in West-LA was not the first). This bar has been closed following the overall decline in business after Sep 11.
Summary: Low hustle factor, nice dancers, mileage compares to the good times at Jet Strip or TL, but not more.

My, how time changed. I visited Madona probably more than two years ago and then for $5 you could have a very high-mileage table dance. The model-quality girls took me to a table in the back and for 2 or even 3 songs I could grope to my heart's content while the girls were being very responsive and playful. It was always hard for me to decline their invitation to a private booth dance.

Now, for $5 the dancers would not let you touch her and she wouldn't touch you either. It is so LAME!

Anyway I ended up with two dances. Both with pretty good-looking dancers. The first one because I didn't know the rule was changed. The second one only because I felt sorry for her. She came to sit by me and being extra nice pitching her dance. She sat there chatting for quite a while before I decided to reward her.

I don't remember well how the club was back then but I vaguely remember it to be quite classy, like an american's "gentlemen club". Now it looks just like any tacky and dumpy suburban US strip club.

Too bad!

Private dances now $15. Management at this place seems to understand the signs of the time and reduced the price for lapdances to $15. The selection in still excellent for TJ standards and they honor the coupons from their website.

I can't get the coupons anymore and I never saved a copy, can any of you guys help me out?

The link is:

http://www.tijuana-net.com/madonas/coupon.html

I just viewed it and the "Free Cover" coupon is there. Hope this helps.

KnickHer

Hey!

The coupon says:

"Valid only with minimal consumption of one drink"

What if I wanna drink the whole drink? What do they do with the rest of the first one?

I hate it when you guys leave out important info.

Ever see the billboard? It's the "finnest" club in Mexico. I have offered my services as a consultant several times but management doesn't think it's necessary.

Knickher, thanks for the link! Have a good day people.

Hmm, the "finnest" club in Mexico? Does that mean they've got the fishiest chicas in Mexico?

Nero, no problemo. I try to help, when I can.

After Pussycats I stopped in at Madonna's and first glance the picking were slim and then caught the eye of one chica sitting with a dude and decided to sit and get one $4 beer since there was no cover at 7 o'clock.

The girl left the guy and came and sat with me. A light colored hair real young but body was mushy. She sat with me for about 1/2 and had small talk and no hustle for anything by anyone.

She says shes going to hit this other guy up for a dance and says wait here and she'd be right back. She gets up and then this finnnnnnnne little girl sits down. Now this is the sweetest thing i have ever seen in TJ with the cutest body. I could fall in love with this one. She has the squeekiest voice and cutest personality.

I asked her name 2 time and it came up with Ysendia or something. Shes about 5'3 without shoes and real skinny but got good size natural B+.

Sat with me for about 1 1/2 hours w/o asking for shit. How do these girls make money. So i ask her how biz is and she says slow. She opens her purse and counts her money. She says she has about $30. Then she says oh yeah the $20 she had was the $20 she made yesterday.

We laugh and maybe its a con to get me to buy dances or something but no. Finally i feel guilty and have to ask how much the dances are and whats involved.

Ok to make a long story short.....nothing happened in here. I just did a booth dance $15 for 2 long songs and she just does the american style grind topless. Oh man...i'm in love.

going back today to kill sometime. a bargain to kill time during the day.

yea, i know the girl. nice tits and skinny, says she's 19 but she's only 17 been there for over a year.

Hippie and johnny is that the one I was fucking for a bit? I forgot her name but she was in the playas hotel with us

yep, thats the one we were fucking. lol

Johnny isn't that the one that............ouch!! Did that leave a mark?

Update: with the cover of $4.50 you get one or two drinks for free. The laps are back to $20. The club has some new dancers with natural titties. Some give good table dances, especially if you sit in the back of the club, you can touch for $5 a dance. If you're in the front of the club, the security guy may slap your hand if you do so. Weird to see something in TJ, but anyhow this club is known for low TJ-mileage. I come here mostly to get my appetite for my sessions later.

Been there a couple of times mostly my pal likes it, I always cant wait to leave this place. $5 table dance the chick shoved her tit to my face, I didn't dig it, it was saggy. I think you can touch though.
$20 private dance, didn't try. This place is slow until about 5-6 pm then the chicks starts showing up.

Update: beer now 40 pesos, or $4.50. Laps $20 for 2, or $5 table. I went on Tuesday, they had 5 new gorgeous chicas. All natural, fresh teint lines from southern Mexico. Naomi was my favorite, one of the tallest, hottest and skinniest chicas I have ever seen south of the border (that includes Plaza Fiesta etc). Other newcommers are Babette who looks like a blonde lotita with tattoo on her right breast; Sylvia a morena blanca and Dana.
For all you guys who hate silicone and dig young and natural and gorgeous girls: head to Madonas I am not kidding the talent level with these 5 plus Estrella and Paula who were there before is through the roof in my book. However if you look for big inflated chest, you are probably better of at 5th Piso across the street. BTW, none of these girls works before 9 pm. The day shift has some hotties too, but I didn't get a chance to check them out.

hey me and my buddy's are regulars at madonas and the chicas are pretty good. estrella is the most fun to get a dance with. she let me manipulate her digitally and then finished herself off with her own fingers. i was drunk and got bored. but it was still a hot experience. if you want a chic to just hang with you all night without the hassle of buying her drinks then i suggest margarita. she was cool but don't piss her off because she gives off alot of attitude if she feels offended by you. and all the girls i've asked said the make about 1,000 a week there. i think this has more to do with their nonwillingness to please you it's because they don't have to please you. they are making money hand over fist.

I checked this club out for the first time on a recent weekend night, and I have to say I was impressed. There was a $2 cover charge, but as soon as I walked in the door I knew it was a much higher class club than Pussycats or P&B.

There were about 15 girls working, and I only saw one that I considered unattractive. The rest were all 8', and 9's, and even a couple of 10's. This was a nice change of pace from Pussycats, where I had spent some time earlier that evening. It seemed like all the Pussycat's girls this night had either a c-section scar, fat butt or were just plain ugly. A trip to P&B was no better, as it was not too good this night either (BTW, I usually have a great time in both those clubs, but they were not doing it for me this evening).

Madona's was a nice change of pace. The club was really clean, very well lit, and the waiters actually brought my beers to me on a tray, complete with a a receipt (and with the cost of my order highlighted).

I was immediately approached by a little cutie with braces, pigtails and big tits who wanted to take me for a 2 for 1 dance in the back ... for $40. Fuck. A little pricey for a lap dance. As the evening wore on, I noticed that the songs at Madona's were way shorter than at either P&B or Pussycats, and they even cut some "long play" songs short (Bonnie Tyler's 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' comes to mind as one that was shortened). What a gip. The private dance price was pretty much non-negotiable, although some said I could have one song for $20.

The girls also offered one-song, $5 table dances ... with the caveat being you could not touch them. Little did I know, and I was quickly warned by one of the waiters. I got a couple of $5 lap dances, but I was in no mood to drop $40 on a lap dance when the zona was so close. Surprisingly, many of the girls still sat at my table and chatted with me even though they new I was not buying. As an added bonus, many of them sat in my booth completely topless.

Since my arrival, I had my eye on the hottest chick in the bar, but she did not approach me for 2 hours. She was very hot and completely flawless. Unfortunately, she very busy giving dances, but 2 hours? Come on. Finally, as I was getting ready to leave, she came over. I got a $5 table dance from her, and then could not resist (with the help of 2 hours worth of beers) a trip to the back for a private dance and the promise that I could "touch everywhere." The private dance rooms were very large with two couches and a large mirror. This chica let me touch her as promised, and gave me a great 2 song private dance. She stripped down to her g-string, and I played with her tits and pussy, and had fun. She even moved in and started French-kissing me.

During the dance, she asked if she could spend the night in my hotel with me. I told her I did not have a hotel, but we could go get a room, and she agreed. At first I thought she wanted to do me free, but after about another hour she asked me how much I would pay, and I said "How much do you want?" $300 was the reply. I just laughed and said no way. The girl did all the negotiating and brought herself progressively down to $100, which I went for. I'm not a fan of all-nighters, but this chick was perfect in every way (details to follow in a few days).

Overall, this club was a nice change of pace, with a much higher class atmosphere than the Rev strip clubs. On the positive, the club was extremely well lit, the girls were all very hot, and there was not a fat one in the bunch. The girls all seemed to have great bodies ... no fat, no cellulite, and not a single c-section scar that I could spot. There was no hustle from the waiters, and I actually felt safe paying with $20's. The bar also went to 2 for 1 drinks after 2 a.m. The downside was the $40 private dances, short songs, and the no touching the girls during table dances. They also closed the bar at 4 a.m.

Since I took a chick out, I have to say some of the girls will go to the hotel ... and the chica I took was not shy about it, even asking one of the other girls to translate her intentions to me. I might check this place out again in the future when I need a higher class experience than the Rev clubs.

-Superman-

If you like that then you will love Bolero's.

Sorry guys
I hate these american style clubs
Me and El Efuego went in here about 3 weeks ago.

Worst club i have been to yet in TJ
I hate american looking chicas

Why the cover ?>
Yes the lighting was good thats about it
oh and they played the Spiderman song while i was there.

If a club caters to americans I tend not to like it much so i have a bias

take care
milkman

I happen to like well-lit homes, offices, classrooms... but HATE well-lit strip clubs, sorry.

IMO strip clubs should be dimly lit and conducive to the encouragement of lewd and lascivious behaviors. That is, the nastier the better!

What kind of strip clubs with a no-touch policy? americanized?

Just my 2 centavos...

Geez, I was just saying this club is a nice change of pace from the usual sleazy style strip clubs. I generally prefer the sleazier ones, but I found nothing wrong with watching some real hotties dance around topless all night.

I'd be in heaven if I could find a club like P&B or Pussycats that was well lit, with nothing but hotties dancing, and girls who will let you do whatever you want. Unfortunately it ain't gonna happen ...

I'll have to check Boleros out one of these days as well.

-Superman-

Superman -

Her name? Description? Distinguishing features?

Sorry, I forgot.

This chick goes by the name Esmeralda. She said she was 19 years old, and that her mother was from the Phillipines while her dad was Honduran. She is very Asian looking, with the really pretty Asian eyes. She is about 5'3" and weighs maybe 105 lbs. She has a great pair of perky B-cups ... very nice tits, IMO. Her hair is black, cut short in a very attractive style. She is very petite, with a great, great body (at least according to what I like in a chick).

Anyway, this chick suggested we go to a hotel, and she talked her way down to $100 while I did nothing but shake my head at her opening quote of $300. I had to hang around the club until she got off work, which was 5 a.m. I waited out front for her, not really sure if she would show up or not. After about 15 minutes, she came out, dressed in a very hot outfit. We hailed a cab, and she directed him to the "Hotel Parador." I had never been to this hotel, and it was a bit of a ride to get to the place. Unfortunately the hotel was booked solid, and I naturally suggested we go to Cascadas .... what a mistake! The chick did not know where the hotel was, but the idiot cab driver informed her it was the "puta hotel." The chick nearly went ballistic and said she would not go to that hotel. Apparently she does not think of herself as a prostitute ....

Anyway, after trying the "Hotel California," which was also booked, we finally found the "Hotel Flamingos" which had a room available. The room cost me $32 bucks, and the cab ride cost me $25 ... so this chick ended up being very expensive.

Once we finally got in the room (which was very nice, by the way), I messed around with Esmeralda a little bit, and she was very affectionate in return. I wasted no time helping her get undressed so I could see her great nude body again. I finally got her down to a nice green thong, and then I stripped as well. We made out on the bed for a little bit, and then I moved to take her panties off. She had a cute little pussy, black hair above with the lips completely shaved. I diddled around with her twat for a few minutes, sucked her tits and kissed her. She was wet, and I slid a couple of fingers into her.

After a few minutes of fingering, she grabbed my condom and put it on my cock with her mouth. She gave me a few strokes with her mouth, but that was it for the BJ. I got on top of her and started fucking away, and she made all the right noises ... quite loud actually, especially with the little screen window open and facing out to the courtyard.

After a bit, I flipped her over and went at her doggy style. She kept up the nice moaning act, and I almost popped there but stopped myself. I again rolled her over and fucked her for about 5 more minutes before I finally released my wad.

After that, we went to bed, and the chick held onto my cock while we slept ... which was pretty odd. Anyway, I woke up about 10 a.m., and she woke up too. She had put her thong back on before we went to sleep, so I pulled it off and started playing with her pussy again. She resisted a little, and then got up to take a piss. When she came back, she climbed on top of me and rode my cock for awhile. I again flipped her over and fucked her missionary until I came again.

We then slept another couple of hours. When we woke up, I took a quick shower and she did the same. She came out of the shower fully nude and looking so hot that I got another hard-on, and I asked her to suck my dick. She sat on the side of the bed and sucked my dick for a good 10 minutes, but I could not come. I finally gave up and got dressed, and she did the same.

She called a cab on her cell phone, because the one in the room was dead. While we were waiting for the cab, she asked for the money, which I paid her. I had to go to the ATM in Mexico the night before, so I paid her 1,000 pesos. After this, we went and had a quick lunch at Carl's Jr., which she actually paid for, and then parted company.

Esmeralda was a very fun girl, but I personally would have been just as happy with an hour instead of an expensive all nighter, the cab rides, and hotel difficulty. Still, this chick was almost exactly what I like in a girl ... with the exception of the short hair, but I'm not complaining.

She is very fun, but also very busy in the bar. Her private dance was just as advertised ... and she let me touch everywhere as promised. All in all, it was an expensive lay ... $40 for the private dance, $5 for a table dance, $32 for the hotel, $35 in cab fare, and $100 for the chick ... not to mention the beers I drank while waiting around three hours at the club. I would not go through all that again ... but if I could get her for an hour at one of the close hotels I would definitely fuck her again.

-Superman-

Tattoo on her lower back?

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Reddish tattoo of a flame or something on her lower back ...

-Superman-

Been there, done that! You're right, a pristine body!

Aardvark / Superman - she took you both to a room?

What days were you there?

Super - BBBJ in the morning or covered?

Saturday night/Sunday morning ... BBBJ. A good strategy might be having your own hotel (not in the zona). You could save time and money that way.

-Superman-

I wasn't aware that Madonna's stayed open until 5am. Every time I go there that is the first place that closes while the rest remain open.

Superman,

"A good strategy might be having your own hotel (not in the zona). You could save time and money that way."

Hey partner,I would love to have my own hotel in Tijuana.

Where can we buy one?

benthewiseass