We hear wild shit all the time.

On my last trip, I was hanging out at the Hotel lobby waiting for my room to get ready with a chica I've know for some time. This unknown monger walks up with another chica. He and my chica exchange nods and smiles. He's feeling pretty studdly. She pulls my head over, cups her hand ove my ear an whispers:

"Joo hab a beeger deek than he does!"

LMAO!
LOL! (NCF)

Last year is was taking "Fatima" that stands in front of the Tries Amigos resturant to the hotel. When "Lilia" said, he's mine go away bitch. Fatima just started punching, and I started to run away. I don't want to get arrested like them. They both noticed I was gone. And they started following me all the way to the AB bar. Calling each other names in the process.

Westfargo...

Samantha-AB, after a wonderful BBBJ last year, while passing the religious statue in the hallway and making the Sign of the Cross: "En el nombre del Padre................"

An Art Linkletter kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

"Joo one tugo to tha rooom" should be the greatest one of all....

And scary things like...
"Joo wan my com-pa-nee?"

Or the deadliest one of all...

"For me?"

"Joo looooking for mee baby?"
No. I am waiting for my friend.
"Joo wan com-panee baby? I be you fren."
No. She is muy celosa
"One drin por meee baby?"
No.
"Want dance?"
No thank you, I'm crippled.

Approaching a bleach blonde SG she looked me in the eye smiling and asked me "Joo wan Pamela Andersewn?"

I replied, "Yes, but I'll settle for you." Of course it went right over her head and she looked at me like a lost puppy.

To all mongers.
My second relationship in my 5 year mongering career has just ended.To all thinking about having one with a working girl remember that these girls are making plenty of money and they can take care of themselves.I and many others have this fantasy of saving one of these fallen angels but it is only a fantasy.The pull of the easy money,booze and drugs is to much.They can do nothing else in their world or ours to make the money that they make.This is true for the medium to higher tier girls at adelitas and CC.I gave my chica the option of a real job starting at 750 dollars a week but it would be taxed along with a roof over her head and she decided to stay at adelitas.Maybe it is me but the freedom and easier money with no real control is what I believe the problem was.What I guess I am saying is don't be a fool like me.These girls can do basically what they want,when they want,if they want at adelitas and they can usually make the money to do it.Especially if they have been doing it for a few years.My chica when she was leaving said don't feel sorry for her and she is right.I feel sorry for the fools like myself who enable her to make at least 1000 a week,tax free.

Even the SGs, at least those doing reasonable business, are clearing $500 a week, or $25000 a year. What they do with that money is another question.

If you really have to 'save' a chica, don't give her money, give her investment advice.

BTW, for Specific, I have to say:

"Duuuuuuhhh". Getting caught up with a working chica in the ZN is about as dumb a thing as you can do. Well, maybe not, you can walk around and throw cash at the chicas (I won't mention any names here).

The chicas basically feed off unwary gringos. Sometimes they just remove a few hundred dollars from your bank account, sometimes they play the long term game and suck up thousands.

Amen to that. And my last one has me loving her for it. (in time I will write THE STORY OF "G".)

Specific
If you haven't, read my story in the classic section,,,, Highest High's & Lowest Low's,,,,, might make you feel better......
Tequila Please

Hey Specific!
Is that job making $750.00 a week still open?

Yea, but you have to f*ck Specific as well as the 40 hours/week!!!

Specific:

Its always darkest before dawn...

YB predicts: she will soon want to come back to you; and my advice is that when she does, you let her back in...

The chicas, I think, are just as soft as they are hard...she will come back, trust me...if you continue to believe, you can still pull this thing off...

YoungBrig

Specific
Are you saying the chica who moved in with you just moved out?
Sorry to hear about it.
There is always butterflying if that helps.

SPECIFIC,

My only advice would be let her go. Chances are if she walks once, she'll walk twice. Moto: Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. It's a hard lesson that many will have to learn. The key is determine how much investment you really want to put into it and knowing when you really have to draw a line.

Specific, you seem like a very good guy who gets involved with the wrong species of senorita (mujer zonus nortus). You obviously have the interest, patience, and bucks to get a bona-fide novia... but you don't have to 'rescue' (or simply attain, or whatever term you prefer), *the* most un-attainable types in the zona. No question AB and CC chicas are the most spoiled of the zn lot. Most do well financially at a job that really requires just good acting skills to snare the unending supply of new TJ visitors, and all look forward to Saturday nights with the glee a trout fisherman looks forward to opening day of fishing season. Toss in some drug use and you have a thoroughly unattainable prospect on your hands.

There are lots of semi-normal candidates in places other than AB or CC. If hottie central is ground zero, then as you get farther away from the blast site i think you'll find more viable candidates. When Tropical was in full swing last year, the girls were bailing out (many hooking up with guys, *anyone* to take them out of a job they cleary didn't anticipate based on the 'waitress' recruitment ad) at an amazing pace. AB and CC house the pros, and the analogy to professional sports is not far off. Spoiled, and a 'god' complex to go with it. So good luck, and keep searching - there's someone out there for everyone.

Athos
I can not butterfly.How are especially you able to do that.If I spend more than 3 nights with a chica it is over for me, they get into my heart.
After 3 trips upstairs with the same chica,the chica knows she has got you too.Maybe not to the same degree as they get me but don't kid yourself
they know how to get into your heart and wallet.I put limits on myself like never paying more than 200 for a allnighter but like Aardvark many a allnighters has turned into weekends for me costing much more than the original 200.I have met two other mongers through my now ex-chica that are in similar situations as I was.It is more common than you think.
I just want all mongers to realize that these girls are smarter than we think and they make much more money than we think.Just watch them go upstairs.Sometimes it amazes me how I fall for this type of girl.I think I am saving them?
Just one more thing.Aardvark,where is Freeda.I have not seen her for months.She would be next on my list of heartbreakers if I could find her.

Specific,

These girls are much smarter than YOU think, you're just setting yourself up to be a sap over and over again. Obviously you like it. Have you considered hanging out with West Fargo for one night? Maybe he'll help ya open your eyes!

I'm a Fargoist and proud!

Specific
I usually get bored very quickly with chicas so it is easy for me to stay detached. Also the very few chicas interested in me back off immediately after seeing or hearing me butterflying. I like it that way as I am only interested in good sexo.
The two lines have been hearing this year from chicas:
1. "You have many amigas"
2. "It's a miracle"...fill in the blank (you're buying me a drink, you have time to talk to me, you do not have an amiga in tow).
Looks like we have different M.O. as I'd never pay a chica $200 for anything.

Redongdo
Stop telling the chicas you're my younger brother as I am not a WF fan.

Athos,

Especially since I'm like ten years older than you! Can I tell them your my uncle?

Redong, i bet your take on things would be different if you lived closer to the border. Granted, there are guys who live far away, visit weekly, and maintain a relationship (Explorer winces ...) with a TJ working girl. But that's a rarity. I think the natural inclination for someone who lives outside of SD is to avoid getting involved in something that would be difficult, or even impossible, to maintain. I think those circumstances finally drove an amigo of mine to evaluate his life and make a decision. And as for being a Fargoist, you must be from the more rational wing of that cult

I can vouch for the 'miracle' line Athos hears, since the girl he was sitting with used the word milagro and had a big smile on her face - and a beautiful one at that.

Rational? HAH! That word hasn't been used in relation to me very often, wanna talk to my mom for me?

Actually I know full well how easy it is to get hung up on one or more of these girls...I'm no different than a lot of guys here and fell into that pit a couple of times myself and we both know "others" who are on that path. However I'm not saying it's an impossible situation to resolve, rather in following Specifics chronocles it looked like he was setting himself up for the fall. The chica threatened him for petes sake! This was a situation (I'm really reluctant to use the word "relationship") that was totally out of control. You could tell from the onset things were gonna hit a wall. I think some of us just look for some drama in our lives and set ourselves up. It really isn't that hard to tell someone just painted a tunnel on the side of a mountain.

Redongdo
I am surprised at you since you are the only monger who I know of that has been with my now ex-chica.It also amazes me that I can see her go upstairs on a Saturday night with 4 or 5 guys that I know she is showing a terrible time and never see a bad post or any post about her that much.By the way I did get her off the drugs I just couldn't beat the booze and the money.You can't believe how much money this little chica makes tax free.She has just been at adelitas and the business to long.This one says she will always love me for what I did for her but unless I married her she had nothing to gain by staying with me,and I am not that crazy.

Specific,

Surprised at what? I'm sure you're a nice guy, and I know I sometimes let my sarcastic, sardonic and caustic side guide me a little too much, but it just seemed you were creating you're own problems. I've done it, I'm sure all of us have at one time or another. You've got me curious though (sorry Curious!) as I'm wondering which chica is your ex. E-mail me if you wouldn't mind telling me who she is, and don't worry .... as Athos can probably tell you I forget half the girls I've been with anyway!

Specific:

The reason that there aren't complaints here about your ex-novia's services in el cuarto is because she gives the same service to her other customers as she did to you.

My ex-chica is one you wrote a pretty detailed
report about.You hit her problems and got pretty much her standard session upstairs.I really can't mention her name anywhere just in case.Mahogany still hates me for that and somehow she found out about this site and others even though I swear it wasn't from me.All she had to do to figure out who I am was by putting some post together.She was only mad because I mentioned her name.I don't want to make that mistake again anywhere.Besides you have been with many of the girls at adelitas but you wrote very few detailed reports lately.

Explorer8939
You are correct.

Explorer8939
Terrible or at best so-so at adelitas but so different at home.

Specific: You went on the record a long time ago and point-by-point stated what you were looking for in a chica to bring home. It was either on this board and/or another but you pretty much made it clear that you were looking for a quasi sex slave to live under your roof. I agree with the others in that you set yourself up long before even hooking up with this latest one.

Your problem was made pretty clear with a recent post where you called Mahogany your ex or original "novia". Contrary to what you think, "Mahogany" & "novia" should never be in the same sentence!

AARDVARK
On the statement of Mahogany and novia you are correct.I just believe any chica who spends time with you outside of tijuana whether it be in Mexico on a few weeks of vacation or at my home for 3 months is a novia.

Specific:

You just don't get it.

Mahogany could marry you and have your kids, and then split one day to be with her true love that she has been sending money too all these years.

Explorer8939
Is this what happenned to you?

Well, is there a name that fits somewhere between "amiga" & "novia"?

Oh yea....puta!

Specific:

No, but I have heard about this happening, plus a bunch of other guys have posted sad stories here about this.

I get about 1 chica a month who offers condomless sex and talks about having kids with blue eyes. Its a common thing if you spend time with the chicas. Not that they don't already have a novio when they are sweet-talking you!

Specific, I haven't read most of this thread nor do I recall your history with Mahogany. But do I read you right that you are saying she went nuclear on you because she thought you mentioned her on the TJ message boards? The last time I looked, this girl's photograph was displayed front and center on the HK site! What's her take on THAT?

If I'm catching this out of context -- never mind.

Just reading some of these posts about ex-chicas, etc. I have not posted on this board in awhile and haven't read it in awhile either.
I have two "ex-chicas" so to speak. I have two strikes against me and don't there won't be a third.

The first one I saw for a year and the second one for six months. I finally broke off the first one after she had me paying her too much money and I decided just to start seeing the second one.

These chicas do talk about one another. I found out the first one is actually married to someone about 18 years her junior. The second one I found out does have a novio.

I should have listened a long time ago to guys like Raiders and Specific, et al. These guys are so right. These bithces are the best manipulators in the world. I could go on and on with my stories about these two, but I won't. All I know is no more "all-nighters" for me and I have always tried to look at these chicas as people first and whores second, but now they are whores first and people second. I always thought whoring was "different" in Mexico in that these chicas have not much else to turn to because the ex-husbands don't have to pay support in Mexico, etc. Unfortunaley, what does it matter, a whore is a whore!!! Sure, I have made "friends" with a few (friends as long as I buy them a drink everytime they see me).

The problem is of course when one keeps seeing the same chica it's easy to start falling in love with them. Also, one can become "careless" in the bedroom.

I am a "veteran" of the Zona Norte now going on almost three years. I always said "well, maybe" maybe my ass. These chicas are out to get all they can get from you. I know this is old stuff, but I thought I would pass it on to the newbies for what it is worth.

The last one who works at AB, cut me off (she did me a favor in retrospect) because I wouldn't pay her for 3 hours what I have been paying her for almost 6 months for an all-nighter. I think her novio didn't want her to see me anymore. Maybe because he doesn't like her spending too much time with one guy in a hotel room. Who can figure out these whores anyway? I sure can't other than all they are out for is all they can get. It's amazing how at times they forget how to speak English. How they have to go to their casa late at night and won't stay with you as previously agreed upon and then they stand in front of the mirror putting on make-up, etc. Gee, they go to work with no make-up, but have to get all pretty to just go to their casa late at night. One chica at CC told (she says she just started only a few months ago) me that the chicas told her when she first start that american men are stupid. Tell them you have four kids, act like you can't speak any English and on and on. She says most have novios and that's where their money goes. Alot of them are bi. She even told me her real name. She wanted to start a "relationship" with me and I just said "no".

I read posts from posters about marriage and relationships with these whores and I feel sorry for these guys because I've been there twice, but I ain't a gonna strike out. It's easy to fall for these chicas.

Oh by the way, I would love to "out" these bitches, but I still go the Zona and for the most part what does anyone care.

Finally, some months ago, I posted about being ripped off by a chica at AB. At that point I didn't want to tell who it was. Now, I really don't care and I was surprised she did what she did because after the occurence I read good posts about her. Sophia ripped me off - the big breasted one at hottie central who works nights.

See you in the Zona.

If joo toto loco loser, why jooor frens soo jealous. I shit you not. I mean she said it in Spanish, but ... you get the picture. I did.

Now, C-ya.

It's about 1:30 AM on a Saturday (oops Sunday morning)... There was a drunk Mexican that was blocking the entrance to the Monico Bar. A cop came by and told the club to get the guy out of the way. The body kept getting dragged and dragged until it ended up close to the little store by Hacienda. Then this cute little 4 foot, nothing, about 90 lbs SG came back to the wall, where the drunk is now laying against. She looks down at him, puts her hands on her hips, and looks around as if to find the person or persons that dropped him there. She then shouted "Quien puso este borracho aqui?" Translation: "Who put this drunk here?" I guess you had to be there to see it... (prog)

That drunk was still there @ 7:00 the next morning...

E

" You don't need a boob-job, your tits are great," I said. She said, "You need a face lift."
Thanks, honey. Call me.

Needle-Dick! NEEDLE-DICK!

...must have been dreamin'

Confession:
Just being curious, I asked my favorita how often she went to church. She said "3 times a week". I asked her if she went to confession and she said "Yes". So I asked did she tell the priest about her "job", and what did he have to say about it, and she replied that the priest told her that because she had to do it, it wasn't a big sin, but would be if she killed, injured, robbed, or stole from her clients. I'm happy she won't steal from me , etc. but, I'm not Catholic, and this seems a far cry from what I've heard in the past. Would a Catholic even talk about what went on in confession ? Can someone that has a cultural background in Mexico comment on this ? Thanks.

"Muy Grande!" - this is the damndest thing I've ever heard a chica say... LOL

"the priest told her that because she had to do it, it wasn't a big sin"

NOT A BIG SIN!!!

Why couldn't this guy have been my priest when I was a kid. I remember when I was 14 having to say 50 "Hail Marys" because I was stupid enough to tell the priest that I took a hit off my friends bong.

Well, father, I have to get more ACTION! Is that such a big sin?

The Senator