I stopped in (for the first time) over the weekend with my TJ-newbie friend and while I was in the bathroom, the waiter tried to pull the $100 bill switch on him. NOW, I had previously warned him about using large bills in establishments like this but he feigned ignorance due to the fact that his blood was about 25% Corona & 25% Hornitos BUT long story short, he had it taken care of before I made it down from the bano.

I wasn't impressed with the place at all and it was just 1 of 3 bad experiences we had on Revo that day.

Nevervana,

She rubbed it on me ... I could not get the condom on quick enough. Plus her stubble hurt. Some of the lapdances hurt even when you have jeans on ... that's how hard some of the girls rub you. You'd think it would hurt their pussies. The sound is still decent ... the great thing is you get really long songs.

Aard: The club is still hit or miss. The last time I went in, it sucked ass. This time it was great. It's worth the price of a beer to scope the place out.

-Superman-

I hate when the switch my 1 dollar bills for 100 dollar bills !!!!!

How dare they

Milky who lets no waiter cheat him !!!!!!

Tijuana - Peanuts and Beer on Saturday, June 29th at 3pm. Went down to TJ from LA (not much culture shock at all, really) for A Saturday afternoon with the boys. Had some Dos X's for $3.50 from the bar and wandered around the EXTREMELY dark club. Pretty empty except for a what looked like a few Europeans (full back pack regalia) in the corners. Only saw 3 or 4 girls my entire 2 hours in the club, but had a good time. 1 of the girls (pierced in a few choice locations) was ver hot, but I never got her name. Another lady was probably at least 50 years old, but had the hugest tits I have ever seen.

Anyway, one lady, Mariasela came and sat down next to me (latched on, more like it) not ugly, but not beautiful by any means - a Tijuana 6 to 6.5 - but her attitude made her much better. She was fun and talkative. We easily negotiated a $60 fee for Full Service (as she had been sitting with me in the bar, rubbing my penis for a little over an hour, it was the least I could do) and retired to "the space under the stairs" or something - basically a crawl space where she preceeded to go down on me for a bit, talking dirty al the time, then bagged my boy and sat down down on me for a very nice ride to completion. She came back and sat with me for the rest of my time in the bar, making small talk and telling my friends I had a large penis (ha - but nice).

All in all, a very nice time but I would like to spend more time picking out the girls next time, taking some lap dances (which my friends found quite invigorating) and looking around... but I will go back the weekend of August 24th to Peanuts and probably try another bar along Revolucion Avenue. Not quite ready for the Zone yet... I think...

Vius, don't be surprised if your lady friend was hiding a surprise from you.

My friends & I went to Peanuts & Beers about 3 months ago. The place had a couple of nice girls, but the waiters (not waitresses) always try to rip you off by switching your large bills to their $1 bill. What pieces of shit!! Outside of that, returning to the border is a major pain in the butt as the traffic congestion makes the freeway into a huge parking lot.

Remember to be wary of the big step down in this place! After you go thru the curtains, if you make a quick left, the poorly lit step is a few feet later, along this, the south side of the stage.

Someone posted, the place is worth a beer, to scope out the babes. Perhaps, but I frequently just goggle a few, and mosey on.

I recently have been going to P&B and have had a really good time. My buddies and I go to the caliente (next to the bar) to make our weekend bets on football and go there afterwards. The waitresses are a little pushy with the lap dances, but if you just keep telling then no they will leave you alone.

A bucket of ten beers is only twenty-five bucks and well worth it. We usually get there about 4pm on friday afternoons and the girls there are very nice. One girl is Jessica she is very hot and young. About 19yrs old 5'6" thin with nice boobs. Her lap dances are good or at least I had a good time. Another girl is Venessa about 24yrs old and a very nice body. I haven't had the pleasure of a lap dance but one of my buddies really enjoyed her.

There was another girl there who worked the later shift that I had a lap dance from and it was the best I've ever had. She molested so well and she did offer sex, but turned her down. I dont remember her name, but she was about 5'2" blonde hair and a big rack that she rubs on your naked chest. Very nice. The people my be pushy, but I recommend this P&B as a nice warm-up before you go the zone.

Dontiger, I like this place too. The last time I was there, I saw two naked lap dancers grinding on each other in the corner booth area and having a good time. They didn't have a customer and were just having a good time with each other. Got my dick hard for some future Zona action! Oh yeah!

Overall Peanuts and Beers sucks!!! ...with the excellent looking women being the only exception.

I always stop by to see the talent, but find myself leaving after 15 minutes because I can't stand the staff.

It's one of my regular stops. They have the best lap dances, IMO. The only thing I hate about the place is that it smells like a sewer.

-Superman-

Yo superman they added a new club up stairs that doesn't smell, but I know what you mean about the smell downstairs. They open it up at night, but during the day the one downstairs is open. once in awhile the up stairs is open in the day time.

Usually the upstairs is open only on Friday and Saturday nights. I fucked a chick in the upstairs lap dance booths one night when it was closed.

-Superman-

Hi all,

P&B is by far the highest potential for pre zona stops, but it seems to change in quality rather often. I used to go down there 1 year ago just to sit upstairs, get drunk, and let my head spin while that heavy base (incredible sound system) just blasted Nine Inch Nails or some other techno/industrial sexual powered music. It was great.

I went there 6 months ago and the upstairs had turned into a crappy shit hole. The sound system sounded like an AM radio. It was not full or encompassing at all like a club... and it was just a real let down.

They were in the midst of revamping the upstairs at the time with the whole back section blocked off, and some brand new booths being built.

Have they restored the sound system up there? Anyone know? 90% of the aphrodesiac is the music, while watching the girls. I just cant get into it if it sounds like a fisher price kiddy radio.

I was just in p&b this weekend and it just seems to be getting better imo..the girls whom i've built a repor with are very sweet and may i add very hot. i will admit the waitresess are pushy and just this last time i was there they were trying to get me to buy a $10 drink for this girl who i was just making small talk to,as if i don't spend enough money there already!the floor shows are cool usuaally two girls at a time i recently found out that there are two pairs of sisters working there huma huma....the lap dances are 1 for $20 or 2 for $30 or the deal i go for which is 3 for $40 the songs are long and the contact is heavy(depending of course on the girl you get a dance with)the girls i got this saturday let me suck on their tits and finger their pussies the bith jerked me off under my pants but i resisted cumming because i save that for adelita's ...anyway i highly recomend making a stop at p&b before zn just as an ordourve before the main course.....

Nevervana, I have been in the nicely remodeled upstairs area just once. Overall I thought it was great and agree with the observations by epikone above (except that I got a ripoff low mileage lap dance from a really gorgeous dancer). I don't recall anything about the sound system...it just seemed like any other club. I do recall that they played quite a bit of classic rock, and they've always been particularly partial to The Doors (get your dances when they play "The End" or "When the Music's Over").

P&B has some INCREDIBLE talent these days - especially on weekends upstairs. That brings a problem along with it. Some of these superbabes who work only on weekends aren't really pros - they have boundaries and/or will drive a hard bargain compared to the usual flexibility that you find around TJ. Your mileage may vary extremely, as I was unfortunate enough to discover on my one visit to the upstairs (and also on my last visit to the downstairs club I selected poorly).

I still see this club and other Revo venues as a very attractive option on a weekend night...a time I won't go near AB/CC during prime hours if I can help it.

Always insist on at least 2 for $20. They will never refuse.

-Superman-

I'd be carefull whenever the doors songs come out there's this trannie who goes up to dance ....as soon as i hear Jim i head for the hills......

especially if hes singing "back door man"

I stopped by last Sunday evening around 9pm and the place was closed. There was a sign above the door saying something about remodeling. Is it open or closed? Anybody know for sure?

I was there about two weeks ago on a Sunday night. The upstairs was open. Was the first time there in a while for me so when the barkers started steering me upstairs instead of in the street level door I kind of wondered but it was the same old P&B up there. In any case was open then.

I was at P&B last month, this was my third visit there. On my second visit I met this girl from mexico city, appeared to be in her late 20s, she offered me a lap dance. however I declined since I had just pop one. So she decided to make it more interesting she say if a buy 3 lap dances for $30 I could fuck her very discreetly. So now we are talking, after giving a $5 tip to the waitress for bringing us a condom, we wait for a girl, who was performing a lap dance, to leave. As soon as she left, we went to the corner and very discreetely she put the condom on me. She told me we had to be very careful since this was not allowed. 18 minutes later I left as a very happy man. So I decided to go back there last month and a few minutes after a went in, this white girl approached me. She offered me a lap dance, I said I would giver $30 only if she let me fuck her. She said she would do it for $40. I said what the hell, I wanted to fuck an american girl for a change. I asked her if she was going to get the condom from the waitress, and she said she was going to get it from her purse, so after one song and no condom yet. I asked when she was going to get the condom, and she said we were not allowed to have sex back there, only on the small little room under the stairs, which was $60. So I said fine let's go there. But she had no condom yet and was going to start doing the lap dance and she said she just was going to jerk me off with her hand and I said ok let me go get the condom and instead I went and complained to the manager, she called the girl and told me to tell her what just happened since the manager's english wasn't vety good. After that the girl apologized, I got my money back and I left the place.

Where *exactly* did the first girl fuck you? You only said "In the corner"

The first girl I fuck, was in the back where you get the $20 and $30 lapdances. We went all the way to the corner as it was the darkest place, right next to the door where the girls come out to dance on stage. You have to do this when there are not that many clients during the day, around 5pm. We waited until a girl who was doing lap dances left. As you are not suppose to fuck there and could even get kicked out of the place. You have to be very discreet about this. The waitresses can tell you which girls are willing to fuck and will point then in your direction at your request. Stay away from the waiters as they will steal your socks without taking your shoes off.

If nobody is sitting there, I always request my dances be in that corner. It's a good spot.

-Superman-

If you're describing the corner im thinking of, it's not only elevated, its also very easy to see everything going on from pretty much everywhere in the club.

There is a bench going around that whole back section, and though I never sit there, I typically can see everything going on over there. Im confused as to why you feel its a good private spot. Its pretty elevated and out in the open.

The area just to the left of the front door is at least blocked off by a ledge from the waist down. Seems like more privacy could be had there... or the booths upstairs.

Thanks for any add'l input.

I dropped in for a little while early Wednesday night. The downstairs was closed for remodeling according to the door guys, so all the game is upstairs for now - a happy development. The place was dead with only a few dancers. One moved in with me and wouldn't leave even though I wasn't offering her any kind of business. She pointed to a door which she said led to a room that was available for full service private sessions. She told me she wasn't a provider herself beyond doing tame lap dances in the curtained booths so she wasn't soliciting any action...she was just giving me the "lay" of the land in the upstairs club. So it appears they've got their designated private fuck chamber upstairs, and the club expects the chicas to keep the heat down in the lap dance booths. That doesn't mean anything can't happen during daytime doldrums and other downtimes.

Had a FS lapdance session with a chica yesterday around around 3pm. This happened upstairs in one of the curtained private dance areas. 3 songs for $30, plus 200 pesos to the dancer for FS( with the current exchange rate this was just under $20). She was wild and horny and gave me her phone number for my next trip down to TJ.

A second dancer took me to the same both and after warming me up thoroughly, got on her knees between my legs, had me pull out the joy stick, pay the waitress $5 for a condom, just to demand $80. I told her no way, ended the lap dance and have put her on my pay-back list. She had probably already danced 3 songs while we were waiting for the waitress to bring me the condom. I kept telling her the lapdance didn't officially start until the waitress brings me the condom. She was pleasant throughout the entire con job, but I had just shot a load a few minutes before and wasn't going to put up with the BS.

Any names or descriptions? I've never been inside this place and am curious as to the talent level.

The scammer's name is Josey and the provider's name is Claudia.

Has potential for being a good club, but there's way too much hussle. Buy a girl a drink and all you get is a sales pitch for a private dance, both from the girl and from the fat broad who sits in on the negotiations. What's with that anyway? Does the fat broad go into the private dance as well? She wouldn't go away! Being a newbie to the Tijuana scene, I still don't understand this idea of "middlemen" trying to set things up between customers and dancers.

O.K. lets set this up for all info.

1) Be firm. F@$%# the $10 drinks. Just say No thank you. After the second NO THANK YOU ignore the waitress. These girls know damn well that you much rather spend the $10 at the stage grabing 10 sets of boobs then getting one waterdown drink.

2) I never get lap dances when they run up on me unless it just so happens to be the one I want and even then I don't go. WHY? If you go get your girl yourself then you don't have to sit there fumbling for a tip for the ball and chain that brought her over.

3) Take your own codoms. I mean really need I say anything more here...lol...use that old crusty one in your walet from junior high.

4) Have Fun...I mean it the girls only respond to the crowd. If you all just sitting there with your thumbs up your ass. The show will suck. Sceam, yell, clap, laugh, and I garuntee the girls will light up and what would have been a quick ass grab will turn into a 10sec bundle of love in big set of soft boobs

Atomic - detailed description of Claudia please?

Same old story. You could visit this place 10 times on 10 consecutive days and get a different perception each day ... same with most of the Rev clubs.

-Superman-

Rhino Stub knows what he's talking about ...how do I know? because everytime he's down at TJ I'm sitting right beside him......Peanuts is the sheeeaat! on Saturday nights at least.....

You know what Superman you have a point. It all falls on your reaction and how you deal with it. Some can handle a situation quick others just toss a gas can on top of the whole thing.

I can only vouch for Saturday night. My time in P&B has been for over a year, once a month minimum, sometimes twice. I know all the girls with seniority.

Believe me if your cool with them they will show much much love.

hmmmm just thinking about it is giving me some ideas.......ROAD TRIP!!!!!

you just say when big guy!!!!!!

This is taken from my Trip Notes for this last week:

~I met up with some other mongers from this board, and others. We walked down Revolution and stopped in at Peanuts and Beer. I haven't been here since the renovations. I popped my head in the door and noticed that there were only three girls here. Needles to say we turned around and headed for the Zona.

I have stopped in at Peanuts & Beer a couple of times recently. These were my first visits since the old place closed. The new P&B is still across from the caliente betting establishment (Revolucion between 3rd/4th), but it is in the building five steps east of the previous location. Some of the fixtures from the old club were dragged over, but overall it has a newer look and feel to it.

I noticed a different attitude in the staff (who knows whether or not it will prevail). For one thing, the guy who walked me in and brought me my first drink made a big production out of counting my change (from a $20) back to me. Later on, when receiving change for a ficha drink I got the same careful, bill-by-bill counting out of the money. It seems they are starting off fresh, with a new scam-free environment. Let’s hope it stays that way.

The dancers were very appealing. I recognized only one dancer, Alba, from the previous location, (which I hadn’t visited in a while). She is memorable because she makes a habit of reaching down to squeeze your noogies while you are squeezing her melons. This little maneuver requires a $1 tip of course. In fact, I must say that all the dancers were very generous with the stage-side tipping patrons. One dollar would get you several moments of various boob and booty fondling.

Julia is gorgeous, young and vivacious. She has her hair in braids which she curls up onto her head like Heidi (but with dark hair, of course). Osiris is another young beauty. Brownish hair, bodacious natural chi-chis, and a booty Shakira would envy.

The lap dances are in curtained booths now. The only furniture is a chair. I got some pretty good service from Osiris. She rubbed her boobs on me (she pulled my shirt up so she could rub on my bare skin, nice!). She kept her g-string on but she placed my hand inside it, on her panocha. I wanted her to rub her booty on my flagpole (I started to lower my pants) but she just laughed, pulled my pants back up and said, "for $40, OK". She was referring to the three song for $40 option, I think. I didn't follow up and ask her exactly what is available for $40, but I guess that would be negotiable. She did some squeezing of my package (her hands outside my pants). If I had let myself go, I could have squirted, but I didn't want to explain the wet spot in my trousers to my friends back at the table.

She had quoted $20 for one song, but gave me two songs before jumping up to dress and leave. BTW she said the dancer gets to keep half of the lapdance fee.

Another difference I noticed is that there was no 'middle-man' in the lap dance negotiation or payment. I gave the money directly to Osiris. If you remember, in the former location there was always someone wanting to set up the dance. You would pay this third party, who would give the chica some chit or token (so be cashed in later, I assume).

Anyway, if you have never been, check it out. And for those who have negative memories of the other P&B, you might want to give the new place a try...Bosco

Damn Bosco, I had a very similar experience to you recently ... except I took Osiris to a booth and fucked her.

First off, P&B might as well be a completely new club. The new upstairs is great ... much brighter than the old location, comfortable booths and couches, and most importantly, no foul smell. They were obviously shooting for a more "high-class" look ... complete with menu's on each table. Of course I was still led into the place by a barker ... this one a muscular, total thug looking dude I would not really want to tangle with. Surely a criminal deportee.

Unfortunately, the lap dance prices seem to have gone up as well. Osiris (pronounced Oh-see-ree) came up to me, was very affectionate, and quoted 2 songs for $40. I have always gotten 2 for $20 in P&B. I spent a good 10 minutes sitting with her before she finally relented. She seemed insistent on getting either 1 for $20, or 4 for $40 ... I made up my mind 2 for $20 was it, and she finally took it when she saw I was serious. I did pay the money to a "middleman" though.

Anyway, the lap dance was superb ... one of the best I've had. Osiris has big fake tits, but they are relatively soft and she has nice nipples. She allowed pretty much everything in the booth ... I sucked her tits, rubbed her ass and twat through her bottoms, pulled her g-string down and got half my thumb in her wet pussy before she stopped me and pulled her g-string back up. She said something about dinero while she pulled them up, so I filed that info for later.

Osiris rubbed my boner through my pants, pulled my shirt up and rubbed herself over my chest and stomach, kissed my neck and gave closed mouth kisses on the mouth. The lap dance booths are not dark like at Pussycats, and you can actually see what's going on.

After my lapdance, Osiris disappeared to the back to change, and came back out and did her strip onstage. I handed her a buck, and told her to come over and see me when she was done. After her set, she came back over, and I asked her how much for fucky ... she came back with $60, and just for fun I countered with $50 which she surprisingly accepted. I again gave the cash to one of the waitresses, and we went into a bigger booth over by the entrance.

Fucking in the booth is not really my ideal way of going about things, but this chick was hot and I had a boner that needed release. Osiris wasted no time pulling her clothes off, and I dropped my pants ... she finished me off by pulling my shirt over my head.

Osiris has a patch of hair on the pussy, but it is well-groomed. I gave her pussy a good rub, stuck a couple of fingers in her, and then pushed her head down toward my cock where she balked at a BBBJ ... no problem, as I quickly put a condom on and she sucked it like a champ. Nice technique, but she used a little too much hand.

After a bit of this, I stood up, flipped her around and fucked her from behind. She had a nice tight pussy, and I was getting good friction. I flipped her around again, lifted one of her legs onto the chair and fucked her in a standing position. When I was finally ready to shoot my load, I sat back down and let her get on top and do her thing. She rode my bone for a few minutes, gave some more kisses on the neck and mouth and I finally shot off.

Good fun for $50 ... she disappeared into the back and I disappeared out the front door.
I only recognized one dancer who I remembered from my last trip to P&B, so they seem to have a new crop. I was not real impressed, but it was a weeknight. As usual, it's worth stopping in for a beer and checking out.

Osiris must be the new name of choice in TJ ... all in the same night I met one at La Tropa, El Patio, Pollo and P&B. What's up with that? The one at La Tropa might have been all in my imagination, so I can't really say what happened with her ...

-Superman-

They're working on remodeling the downstairs here as well. One Saturday about a month ago, it was also open to handle a little of the overflow as the upstairs was pretty packed. Not much progress on the downstairs re-do as yet.

The hottest dancer here IMHO is Jessica from Sinaloa. Cute face,dark hair almost to her waist, tall, slender, runway model figure with nice firm small B's. She's 19. She usually works days but was there at midnite last nite.

Maybe some of you guys have been lucky but I've been unsuccessful at getting more than a grope and grind out of her. I'm almost willing to pay Ben-type rates for that experience.

Her sister Jocelyn, 20, started working at Caesar's last month but is not as stunning as her kid hermana.

Went into Peanuts and Beer for the first time last month, and did not know the upstairs was new. It did seem odd that the sign seemed to lead to a different downstairs location, but we followed the handler. What we found was a lot of pressure to spend money for a private dance, and there were "middlemen" (all women, including a big fat broad), but there were some nice looking chicas and a good floor show. The following is part of my trip report posted elsewhere in CH:

"I want to check out Ceasers, and a handler is out on the sidewalk and leads us in. But this place is quieter than CC. Another handler lures us into Peanuts and Beer, and here there is a stage show with a topless dancer, plus a second stage with three clothed dancers who don't have anything else to do at the moment. We get beer, and almost immediately two chicas join us. We buy them drinks, and they proceed to spend the next 10 minutes or so trying to convince us to get a private show. We may be interested, but want to check out our options first. The girl on the dance floor looks much nicer than the two sitting with us. When we decline their suggestions, a big fat broad comes over and tries to add a little pressure to the sales pitch.

When they finally give up, another chica comes over. This one is much better looking, but I may have been a little rude to her, as I wanted to sit back and watch the show a little before considering further options. But she is not deterred, and climbs up on my lap, pulls out her breasts and sticks a nipple in my mouth. I tip her a dollar and hope that's the end of it, but when I decline a private show, she seems upset, starts lecturing me on how she enjoys her work and is proud of her performance, trying to make me feel like a chump for turning her down.

Another chica comes over, this time with a handler to help negotiate a deal. I decide to leave, and my co-worker agrees."

I was just down in T.J this last weekend and after doing the trip to Adelitas me and my buddies went to see our friends at Peanuts,I actually had the pleasure of getting a dance from Osiris in the big dark booth that's right as you head towards the bathroom.She was really friendly ,we kissed which was a surprising addition to the usual lapdance but I never got the impression that she would be agreeable to fucking,so thanx for posting up the info fellas ,next time I'm in there I'll try and get me some of that!!!!

This is info as of my trip to P/B on 12/21/2002.

You know I just don't get it. I allways see people post about how they get preassured into dances and drinks. I never have that problem. A staight simple "NO, not right now maybe a little later....no really a little later." and that is it. As for the drinks "here you can have one of my beers from my party bucket." and done.

As for this last trip OMG. It was the shit. Me and my buddies took some gifts to the girls at the club, nothing fancy, some perfume and stuff that I got real cheap and good quality to. Man I said this before and I will say it again. Be cool with the girls treat them like they are something other then meat and you will see the benefits.

Dances are still the same in price. 2 for $20, 3 for $30 they try not to make dances for $40 and up because the D.J. is still a DUMB ass and gets the names wrong so girls that aren't suppose to go up for 3 songs suddenly have to be next, go figure.

There are 3 or 4 new girls on the roster. on a saturday night by 11:30 there are at least 15 girls running around.

I have yet to have a bad experience here.

It just gets better and better.

I ended up at Peanuts and Beer after La Tropa Fiesta V on Saturday. The place wasn’t overly crowded. Only the main stage was in use. There were plenty of dancers, including the three queens Brenda, Osiris and Julia. Brenda has been around since P&B was located next door. Osiris and Julia are relatively new.

Brenda is tall and leggy, very much a dancer-type body. She has had implants since I first saw her a couple years ago. They are in proportion to the rest of her body and look great (though she looked just fine before the surgery IMO). Osiris is shorter, with more of a brick shit-house type of body. Big butt and boobs, which look and feel natural. If fact, if anything appears fake on her it is the way her buttocks stick out so prominently from her lower back. And Julia is in between the first two in body type. She has had breast implants within the past couple of months. They look great, she is now the personification of “Bodacious”. But her previously small girlish breasts were very charming, now she looks like a stripper (which is OK).

I had a private dance with Osiris a while back. It didn’t get super nasty, but was worth the money ($20 for one song, but she gave me close to two songs worth of time). My only experience with Julia was buying her a ficha drink one evening. She plopped herself down in my lap and gave me several minutes of wiggly-giggly company. I had no experience with Brenda thus far.

Brenda was the Hottie di tutti Hotties at the old Peanuts and Beer. Her body was the best, she danced the hottest, usually got totally naked on stage, and always had a line of guys waiting for a private dance. You will remember that at the former P&B the private dances took place in plain view, on the cushioned seats along the perimeter of the room. I used to love watching her in action. The one thing that prevented me from doing a private with her was that she seemed TOO energetic and rushed. She seemed intent on running at 78 rpm, while I prefer my private dances at 33rpm. Also, she kept her face turned away from the client most of the time, and I like playful eye contact.

So, I was stage-side doing the dollar tip routine and waiting to get a private dance from Julia the wiggly-giggly cutie. BTW of all the Revo strip clubs, I think P&B dancers give the best action for a $1 tip. They start by letting you put the bill in the G-string (pulling it all the way down to give a full view of the poontang), then they reach down and pull your hands up and force you to rub their tits for a while. Then they pull your head up to their chest for some more boobmania. Then they turn around so you can play with their ass. If you tip the same dancer more than once during their set these play sessions get longer and longer.

About the time I am warmed up from the stage action and ready for Julia she is nowhere to be seen. Perhaps she is doing a private dance with someone else. But ten or fifteen minutes go by and I fear she has left for the night. In the meantime Brenda is circling the stage interviewing prospective victims. When she laid her hand on my shoulder and invited me to join her I couldn’t resist.

We get to the curtained closet, I sit in the chair and she is naked in about 10 seconds. I grab her boobs just to be polite, and then spin her around so I can get acquainted with her gluteus maximi. Her legs and buns feel so good, and she slows down her gyrations so I can start some concentrated nibbling on her butt. At this point I realize that my fantasy of licking a chica’s ass can be a reality if I want it to be. Hombre veteran Masterbates extols the virtues of DATC (Dining At The Crack), claiming the chicas find it orgasmic. Actually, if I remember correctly MasterB likes to dine IN the crack. But I’m not ready for that just yet.

Brenda spins around so she is facing me. (It occurs to me now that I could have gotten my hands on her panocha, but I was caught up in the decision about whether or not to go for her culo.) She was smiling down at me and I decided to go for it. I didn’t want to surprise her, fearing that she might scream and run out of the closet. So I stood up (so she could hear me) and asked her if I could kiss her nalgas. Of course the ‘nalgas’ are the cheeks of the butt, which I had already kissed. But I didn’t want to use the word ‘culo’, and anyway the look on her face told me she knew what I wanted. She got a very sly smile on her beautiful face and slowly nodded her head.

She pushed me back into the chair, turned around, bent over and put her butt right in my face. I went back to my nibbling routine all over her booty and finally into her crack. I did a quick inventory of the five sensory parameters. Sight, sound, smell, touch and taste all checked out positive. Before you could say “Bob’s your uncle” I was licking the asshole of a TJ stripper.

This was a new experience for me, and I must say I enjoyed myself. The smell, touch and taste aspects were surprisingly neutral. The visual was fantastic; an up-turned booty is one of God’s better creations. I haven’t yet figured out the psychological implications of this fantasy (now fulfilled). I don’t think the ‘nastiness’ of it turns me on. Maybe it is the subservience of crouching down in a cubicle and pleasuring a beautiful young babe. (That assumes she enjoyed it as much as I.) In fact, a few minutes after our little tryst she walked by me and stopped to give me a playful pinch, with the same sly grin on her face. Either she did enjoy it, or perhaps she was merely amused at the goofy gringo who wanted to lick her butt. I guess I’ll have to make a return trip to find out.

It has been five days and I haven’t come down with dysentery yet, so I’m pretty sure I didn’t encounter any digestive by-products. But if the fancy strikes me again sometime I think I will try to catch Brenda (or whomever) earlier in the evening. During her dance routine her butt was on the floor as well as the grimy pole. Those germs are probably more worrisome than anything emanating from Brenda’s pores.

Seriously if you are going to continue this practice, go to the health department and get your Hep A&B vaccine shots. They cost almost nothing and could save your life.

Yeah, and watch out for corn as well :-)

One of my ex girlfriends was a total hound when it came to getting her pussy licked. I will even go so far as to say she wanted head more than any horny guy wants a BJ. Anyways, I was eating her out one time and, being a hot day and all, I noticed a faint taste of shit. Just the sweat that had come down her crack mind you, but still, about the closest I've ever come to butt munching. Not that there's anything wrong with it - just not my thing.

Hepatitis is a big risk with this, particularly if you are doing an Area 51-style anal probe on her (or him). A dental dam would be of great use for future reference, unless you actually liked the taste.

Ben...your advice is good. But I think my curiosity is satisfied. I have no plans to push it beyond this episode.

Catocony...actually, I merely knocked on the door, but never went inside. That was never my intention. As noted, none of my senses registered anything offensive.

However, I have been thinking about the cross-contamination possibilities of the entire P&B experience. Every guy who touches a chica's panocha after tipping her $1 during her dance show, and then touches an ensuing dancer's breasts leaves a little something for the next guy who happens to put his mouth on those breasts. So all face/mouth contact with any stripper carries it's dangers, at least theoretically.

I am not trying to justify my little adventure. But the evaporated saliva from the all the guys who put their mouths on Brenda's breasts or buttocks before I came along that evening are potential dangers to me as much as Brenda is.

I must admit I surprised myself a little bit. I have had the opportunity to try this particular maneuver at Hotel Coahuila with favoritas who had just climbed out of the shower with me. Why did I choose this moment? It was completely impromptu.

Thank you all for your concern, sincere or otherwise...Bosco

I dont dig this place anymore. Sure they totally enhanced the upstairs... but there was something about going up there and seeing 5 drop dead, tan bodied, hot gorgeous slutty girls grinding their naked bodies all over eachother and some lucky guys. I remember looking back to that open area back there and seeing these incredible tan writhing bodies all over the place and would just get so turned on I could barely handle it.

Now its all well lit, two stages, lots of flashy lights, and those stupid curtained off booths. There's nothing to look at. The girls on stage were only half the fun of P&B.

They also used to have an incredible sound system... then it broke and went to shit... then they redid the upstairs ... and now the sound system kinda blows still ... it used to BOOM! ...

I loved the raunchy dark atmosphere of the olden days...

I'm with you ... I think they lost something in the "upgrade." The only thing I despised about the old P&B was the smell, but that usually went away after a couple of cold ones.

-Superman-