Hey Milkman...

Have you ever made it out to Mexicali yet to meet chicas? Do you have any good info about that city yet. I'd like to hear about it. Thanks

hi jetseter

No I haven't but i did express interest a while ago and will still persue checking out the scene there.

Right now it has been so damm cold and I will check it out after the holidays.

I am starting to hook up with lots of chics from Diego now but i do not like it because they want to be hooked right away after you poke em.

I found 1 hot chica that is bout it bout it and is down just for straight sex.

She used to work in the massage parlors here in San Diego for a bit until she found out that more than massage is happening at these places.

I do not know a lot about them but she told me 1 guy had lost his massage businesses here a year or 2 ago because of complaints and license problems.

She is unique because most chicas north of the border want to be hooked up right away when they give it up.

Thats why i enjoy my TJ chicas.

Be careful tho , TJ is much smaller than you think , I have been very very lucky not to get caught more than once.

Milky

With full credit to Milkman!

Pulgas 101

You wait a few minutes to get inside. Once frisked you are in the disco room, you are surrounded by thumping music, beautiful women, bucket & buckets of beer!! You take a glance at the dancefloor and see girls, girls & more girls dancing up a storm and their bra-less shirts working up a decent sweat so you can see right through them!

This is the disco section, you will hear music from Ricky Martin, Elvis crespo, el general,Dr. Dre, the Beatles, Elvis and other classic artists. No, I am not joking on the last 2 artists.

You will find Spanish pop music, reggae, merengue, salsa, disco, rap, and American oldies songs. I have seen the crowd go wild when they play oldies , Mexicans love American music! The age group in this room ranges from 18 to 60 with the average age around 21. This is the second largest room and most user friendly to get around in. If and when I do see whiteys they stay in this room. The girls in this area seem to dress less than the girls in the other areas. Lots of eyecandy here -- be prepared to have your heartbroken many times over!

Next to it is the Chinalana room (not the way its spelled ) -- sorry.
This is the Milksters slaughterhouse, this is where I slay the most chickens !! the crowd is a bit older 20 - 50 range with the average around 28. This room is the 2nd smallest of all 5 rooms and at times can get hot. It has a country western feel to it and they play Norteno, romantica , cumbia and banda but mostly Norteno.
They have a great romantic music set for about 15 mins and if you find the right chica boom your in! This is what the disco room lacks -- closeness you dance with a chica and she is about 30 feet away from you but in this room you can be cheek to cheek! The girls in this room are more mature than the girls in the disco area. On Saturdays they have an upstairs to this room which is mainly for couples.

The next room is the biggest room and can fit half the zona in! It is the Video bar room. This is where the bands come to play -- they have a huge stage and tons of big screen TV's and smaller TV's that play music videos or when the band is playing close-ups of the band. The age range here is 20 through 50 and the average age is around 26. This area can have the most couples of all 3 rooms and when a band is playing, it is tough to find a good seat as most is reserved. They play mostly band in here with some cumbia mixed in.

They have a 4th and 5th room also. which of mostly open on Fridays and Saturdays , one is an upstairs extension to the Norteno room , 98 percent couples so don't bother traveling to this room.

The other room is directly upstairs from the bathrooms where the disco area meets the Norteno room and is like a miniature of the disco room , they play mostly spanish rock/pop and cumbia in here , decent very clean area that has 30 percent couples. Age range in here is like 20's.

Outside the disco room as you enter Pulgies is the hot-dog stand, the hot-dogs here are not as good as the stands outside but they will do!

Right next to this booth is the jacket or bag check in. For 10 pesos you can check in whatever you have and no need to worry about it being stolen! They will give you a ticket and just return the ticket at the end of the night to claim your items.

The waiters here are the best TJ has to offer. They will not rip you off and will not hound you. Cheeseplates are not present here. They make very good money here and I always tip them well. The drinks here are some of the cheapest prices on rev Ave and TJ as well. So drink up and enjoy.

Safety is no concern here, they have both uniformed officers here plus plainclothes police and tons of security guards -- at least 25 on hand during busy nights and during some concerts I have seen over 50 and that number doesn't include the plainclothes officers.

What kind of chicas come here Milk ? Answer: everykind you can think of, skinny chicas n fat chicas , young chicas, old chicas !! If they were made -- they are here -- something for everyone. The girls generally do not have attitudes and will simply say no to you if they do not want to dance.

Just remember there are tons of guys that come up to these girls every 5 mins , so they can get kinda clammy on you!

There are girls that are married that are here on "the girls night out" and just want to dance. There are some girls that just want to party and have fun.

There are some girls from the zona and strip clubs that want to relax and unwind.

Then there are some girls looking for a date, or a fuck or a relationship.

Just go there and be yourself and have the right mindframe while you are there. Remember the girls are not making money while dancing with you and most are not putas. You will need to work to get a date.

Ben who is one of the smartest guys I met on this board -- made the right assumption about me and this place -- I like the chase, it is a challenge for me here. Almost like a video game because I have lots of credits left! If I lose one night a come right back for more, almost like Rocky except girls are not beating me up.

If you come here with a bunch of guys, I recommend the disco room.

Plan to spend around 15 to 25 dollars for your drinks for the night! A little more if you run into some chicas!

On what night to go can be tricky , fridays and saturdays are a sure thing. Sundays you will find some zona girls and singles here. During the week you will find a lot of zona girls here on their days off. Mondays , Tuesdays can be dead Wednesdays are good , Thursdays are good

every day can be different , once i came on a tuesday and saw lots of people and lots of hot chics.

Dress is important here, some guys have already bought milkster approved clothing and that's what I wear! Do not come here with clothes that looks like you just washed dishes at Denny's with! Come here looking suave -- the chicas like it! And the age thing I do not buy! You should see some of these girls with guys that could be their father or grandpa! Most of the locals dress in tight jeans with boots - the western look.

Watch out for the drink whores, they will just want you to buy them drinks, expensive drinks and will kick you out when they drink it all. I have showed Grachuss and Gmon some drink whores, they are very pretty and are heartbreakers. There are only a handful of these chicas around.

Please if you go let us know how you did! It took me 4 times until I had a good time and appreciated what the owner has turned this place into.

The cover charge ranges from 3 bucks to 5 bucks on the weekends. The weekdays it can vary but mostly it is free. Before any of you cheap bastards complain about the cover charge just remember that you will make it up on the drink prices.

Overall just have a good time

milkman

Here is a Pic of the girl I was with at Scratch from Mexicali.
Post to come soon.

Girls need Milk

Hey Milky I think you forgot to tell the mongers about the cover charge when a famosa band comes to play? How much was it?

Go get 'em!

Jarocho

I know some hombres like to frequent from time to time the regular bars and try their Gigolo skills on unsuspecting amateurs. If they are like me, they are usually not successful. But even so, chasing ordinary girls it is still one of my favorite pastimes. Therefore, I always like to hear about new places to hang. Thanks to the reports filed by Milkman, and others, I have passed some pleasant moments in cool places. Since I live in TJ and occasionally go out with a local crowd. I thought I might be able to contribute with info about bars outside of the zona. Here is my first contribution. This is a quick report about the scoring opportunities at “The Rodeo”

This club has been mentioned several times on the board. But it has been awhile since I have seen anything posted. Not being a real fan of Banda or Norteno , I had never entered until Friday night.

Friday Night, My Chilanga invited me, and my sidekick Noe, to go with her to celebrate the birthday of a co-worker. I always jump at these invitations because I love hanging out with all the beautiful chicas she works with (before you ask how much they all charge, I should clarify that they are office workers). My affection for her coworkers is the source of “mucho” conflict because my girl says I am a big “Bobo” and can’t keep my eyes to myself when I am with them. I just tell her if she does not like it that she should hook up with a “pillowbiter”, and that I can’t help myself. I am genetically coded to be a “Bobo”


We started the night out at The Perro Azul, which is one side of Boleros in Pueblo Amigo. It is an OK bar that sometimes has some good Rock in Espanol and a largely local crowd. Sometimes there are some real beauties here. But the musical guest for the night was an Andean band. I like Andean music……….for about 1 minute. So after about 5 minutes of listening to wood flutes and tambourines the entire group decided to go to The Rodeo.

I was a little concerned because I was dressed in a patented Milkman Disco Duck outfit. (Nice slacks, Silk shirt, Dress shoes etc), and I did not particularly want to get a Cowboy boot up my ass. Being whitey and not dressed in the standard Norteno outfit, I was not sure how I would blend. No need to worry. The majority of the clientele were dressed like Howdy Doody, but overall there was an eclectic fashion mix. I fit right in. In other words nobody gives a rats ass how you are dressed.

There was a cover of 80 pesos for Men. Women are free. I hate paying cover if there is not going to be live music. But the truth is this policy keeps out some of the riff raff while contributing to a nice balance of women vs men.

There were a few whiteys here and there but the vast majority of the clientele were locals. I was very impressed with the babe situation. There were oodles of very nice looking and very sexy Mexicanas. Best of all, many seemed to be on the prowl.

All around there was lots of hooking up going on. From almost the moment I arrived I was getting some good looks from several sweeties at nearby tables. Very little doubt about some of those prolonged stares that only Mexican women know how to give. I had a little spat with my Chilanga because some girls at a nearby table started conversation with me. I told my girl that I was just being polite and neighborly. I feel somewhat responsible to represent the USA in the best possible way. Later, when I sent them a bucket of beer, I was just being courteous of course. My girl was not impressed.

Later it was my turn to be jealous because some guys at another table were whistling MY WOMAN over to their table. Bastards. Don’t they know how to leave another mans woman alone? LOL

Those Hombres who know me can vouch that I am no prize. I am pushing 40. I am gray haired and about 30 lbs over weight. So the fact that a table of young factory girls invited ME to their table speaks well about the pickup possibilities of the place. These girls were definitely looking for a good time. Since I was under constant adult supervision, I could not play with my new friends. So my able stunt double Noe jumped in. He ended up going home with a very nice 21-year-old Sony worker from AguasCalientes. His next day action report was that she was A-1 prime meat. I on the other hand was left beating off to the memory of her tight looking ass. Oh well, I should not covet another mans conquest, even if I did lay the groundwork. He also reported that this group of hotties visits El Rodeo about twice a month. We will definitely going back.

This is definitely a place I will go next time my girl is out of town. My sidekick Noe concurs that this is a good non-ficha bar to meet women. Anyone who wants to practice their game and experience a little bit of semi authentic Mexican nightlife should give it a try.

Additional activities: At midnight they have a real live bull-riding contest in an arena adjacent to the dance area. Some of the puniest bulls I have ever seen( I grew up on a cattle ranch), but it was still pretty fun to watch after about 15 beers. They also have a burro-riding contest for girls. One of the hot chics from our group won. She grabbed Donkey Pie by the friggin ears and did not let go. It was funnier than shit to see the other girls get bucked off by their respective Donkey Pies. I wanted to give the winner a BIG reward, but my chilanga said no.

The rodeo was followed by a short mini skirt contest. Nothing big. Most girls here were wearing pants, so the selection of mini skirts was rather sparse. .



MUSIC: Cumbia, Banda, Dance Music, Spanish Rock
DRINKS: 20 pesos per beer, 45 pesos per cocktail
COVER: 80 pesos
DRESS: Dress like Howdy Doody for maximum effect, otherwise a Milkman Disco Duck outfit.
CHICA QUANTIITY RATING: 8 out of 10. The place was loaded with Hot Panocha
CHICA AVAILABILITY RATING: 7 out of 10. Many of the hotties were acting very available. They were also much easier to approach than Plaza Fiesta Girls. Two guys from our group hooked up.
ATMOSPHERE: Good. Lots of room to move around. Not too crowded but plenty of potential victims. Relaxed party atmosphere.
WHITEY ACCEPTANCE RATING: 7 out of 10. Most people did not seem to care if you were white, brown, yellows or any other color of the rainbow. But it was 98% local crowd.
SERVICE: 5 out of 10. Service was fast and efficient, accurate retuning change. Our waiter had a bad attitude.

LOCATION: Adjacent to the Hotel Pueblo Amigo.

On the nights when this place has live music, it gets VERY loud. I used to live about 2 blocks away, and was kept awake by their concerts on several occassions.

Tough guy Baster writes "There were a few whiteys here and there but the vast majority of the clientele were locals"

So baster did you complain to management and ask why they let them in ?

"Those Hombres who know me can vouch that I am no prize. I am pushing 40. I am gray haired and about 30 lbs over weight."

and we're any better than that ???

I have been here 4 times. Decent place slightly higher class than Pulgies.
Ladies night sucks. I went each time they have a group playing and it was like 10 fucks.
Never saw a whitey in here if I did i would never return.

I have met girls at pulgies that love this place I shall return with you Baster and give you guys my sloppy seconds and rejects but heck my rejects are pretty damm hot !!

take care
Milky

I think that's one of the toughest aspects about being married to a latin girl, invariably she'll introduce you to her hot single friends and take you to lots of places that are loaded with other VERY hot latin ladies. And since your already with a chica (and married, showing your not afraid of commitment, very important to the latin ladies) your immediately accepted by all the other chicas and viewed as being desirable..and of course you have to be on your absolute best behavior while all this is going on. This can either be a real character building experience, or just dam frustrating!.

Batster1 is a lucky bastard

Any sucessful gringo business man living in Mexico with a hot attractive latina wife is an absolute 10 to latin women. They just get wet when he walks in the room. They would do anything, yes sadly anything, to take Batster1 away from his true love.I saw the movie with Kevin Kosner and Anthoney Quinn.

Barster1 probably has two affairs currently going on and women standing in line to take their places.

You are one smart lucky bastard and i would like to become your CFO.

Had lunch at Casa Plesencia. Wonderful. Very Romantic. The wine wench was so sexy I had to order three glasses of wine.

Next time i will buy your lunch if you will talk to her for me.

Benwhowenttoarthurandersonschoolofaccounting

when girls see a guy with a novia or esposa they try to compete with that.
I have run into several problems with my cumdeposit over this.
then you go back to that club and tell the chicas you just fought with your novia and then you are in !!
And enjoy the rest of your night


Milky who doesnt discriminate against how much chicas earn 5 dollars a week or 50 its fine with me !!

Batster1:

What would you estimate the chica age-range to be?...Is it weighted towards the lower twenties or towards the upper twenties?...

YoungBrig

Milky,

you are such a puto, but a kind puto.

Ben,

I wish I were as lucky as you.

Milky,

One night when I escape my handler, we will definitely go catch devour some factory workers.

Young Brig,

18 years old to 30 years old. majority probably early to mid 20s. And a couple of old Bastards like me.

Toehead,

I wish some of my wives freinds would bust a move on me. I would be very happy to turn down......or not turn down their advances.

Here is a book that is a great icebreaker with the chicas

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Here is a great icebreaker with the chicas.
They love reading this book and will get a kick out of it.
Plus it has ever kind of translation you will need like Should i use a condom ? - lol

Here is a sample of whats inside

Milky is that where you learned -¡Socorro! Me han violado

Milky,
I have both the spanish version and the international version, which I used with great success in brazil.

Where in the hell can i find one of these at?
Slick

Hi Corto
Did you get your copies from Bruce?
I cant find any of them on the net nor the bookstores not like that they would stock them tho

The girls love reading the nasty stuff !!

Just curious
Mike

Also exists: "The Gimmick" in several European (and other?) languages, which contains sections on business-language, common euphemisms, technical jargon, and "what not to say" (aka, what mongers want to say). "Der Gimmick"=German, "Le Gimmick"=French, "El Gimmick"=Spanish, etc. The "dirty" section is much shorter than to merit a whole book, but the print is smaller and the dictionary format really packs in the info. You have to know the language to use the Gimmick series.

Milky,
I went directly to the guys shipping for TSM. I have looked all over the net and I do not think you can get them. I did see another copy of the international version while in brasil, but I don't think this guy was going to give it up. Not after he saw the reaction I got from the garotas I was sitting with, the girls just love it.
CG

Corto When I lost my copy i was heartbroken.

this thing is a friggin goldmine with the chicas
They love to hear you try talking dirty to them.
they get a big kick out of it.
Nearly every single girl I have shown the book too reads it from start to finish.

Its a lot better than those wacky translators.
i know this sounds stupid but just having it
gives you brownie points over any other loser

One time I had a Customs agent open up my camera bag and this was on top.
I was so embarrased.lol

i have a few people interested in copies if we can find them

take care
Milky

Milky,
At one point I had 4 copies of the spanish version. But alas, I gave copies to a couple of buddies and , stupid in retrospect, I traded books for sessions. I actually had found copies for $7.00, did not buy enough. I've tried calling the publisher, no answer. I thought I had found a source in England, proved fruitless. I still look in every used book store I see, you never know. Yea, I have had customs look at my copy, they didn't like it as much as the girls do.

Hey Corto
You don't know this Milky character do you?
After brazil, I'm rather surprised to see you slumming over here in the TJ section with the likes of him.

>>>One time I had a Customs agent open up my camera bag and this was on top.
I was so embarrased.lol

Milky, I once had a customs agent decide to search my bag. He got into my toiletries bag, where I had some toys I find the chicas enjoy. The search ended rather abruptly at that point. It wasn't until I got back on the road that I really thought about what had happened and started laughing my ass off.

"I used to be embarassed. Now I'm just amused."

Hey, Milky
Estoy embarazada (I'm embarassed)

Milky,
Donde estan las phrases seductoras?? Como:
Good phrases for you would be:
"¿Me quieres coger por el chiquito? "
"Mi bar favorito es Kinkle!"
"Siii! A mi tambien me gustan grandes y peludos!!"
Try those and you're guarantee to score!!!

-Jarocho

DG,
Just a flashback to how I used "the book" in Mexico. I am so wanting to be in Rio, right now. I am afraid(well maybe afraid isn't the right word)my Mex days are over.
CG

Hey, DonGringo.

Didn't you invite yourself to my wedding so that you could meet my beautiful Teejay bride?

And you are calling us "the likes of him"?

Oh don't get me wrong, Byron, I appreciate the seedier side of sin as much as the next guy. (And if invited to your nuptials, I'd probably look for an opportunity to nail your future bride after the rehearsal dinner too for that matter.)

But hangin with the Milkman? Pickin up simple village girls at the local discos and using Hot Spanish to warm them up? That sounds so deliciously deplorable that I might just pay for the chance to see the man in action!

How 'bout it Milky - you offering any tours?

Don
For a legend like you I will be proud to give you the Milky tour !!

Let me know when you will be around
Milkman

Dogster,

I'm not sure but are you pregnant ?

What? You mean "embarazada" doesn't mean "embarassed"?! I think I'm gonna gave to change my birth control...

We / Hombre should start a Club Hombre section of language translations. There are a few sections that have this sort of info, but it's mish-mashed in with discussion, so it's hard to find.

It needs to be set up as a strict phrase-to-phrase translation list, sorted by language and (preferably) alphabetically by the English meaning as well.

I heartily recommend that someone with better Spanish / Portuguese / computer-programming skill put together a module to make as a new link on Club Hombre, sort of like the "Links" utility.

BG

I thought I restart this section with some notes on some of my recent dating spots:
1) Omnimax Theater at CECUT. Movies for 40 pesos. Most movies are very informative and visually stimulating. http://www.cecut.gob.mx/OMNIENERO.HTM
2) CECUT. Centro Cultural de Tijuana. Concerts and shows for very little money. Can be romantic and stylish. Some ZN chicas may feel awkwardy displaces, soem may love it.
In april they have international dance companies. http://www.cecut.gob.mx/calabril.htm
3) Museo de los Californias. For 25 pesos you can visit this museum inside CECUT. Appear sophisticated, before plowing her the rest of the night at your hotel.
http://www.cecut.gob.mx/serveducativos8.html
4) El lugar del nopal. The most romantic coffee shop in Tijuana. At night live music and candle light in the garden under the stars with wine and reasonably priced food.
website down, located in Centro, in the dead end of Cinco de Mayo north of 6th street. 011-52-664-685-12-64

Info:
www.tijuanaonline.org

Good read about the scene outside ZN:
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/features/tjarts/story6.html (a little outdated)

Thanks Robert X for your info

These are all nice places to hit.
If it is still Open I will try the coffee place

take care
Milky

Here is the flyer for the Paraiso Azteca

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Hi guys
Well, this is my 3rd attempt at this and since the last 2 was going through another guy that was about as legit as Youngbrig is tuff it never went through as planned.

Well, that guy is gone and I am doing everything myself here and would like your thoughts on this and if you would like to join us.

I wasn't gonna try this a third time so what I did is inbox about 20 of you with the details and to my surprise you were all pretty interested in it.

This will be on a Thursday night. It will be at a nice danceclub location in Zona Rio. The cost of this event will be an astronomical fee of 500 cents. This will cover advertising. This will cover the advertising that we will put in a local newspaper.

I am going down today to find out how much it costs to place an ad before it used to be around 25 to 30 fucks for a decent ad. I am hoping to get around 10 to 20 guys to join in on the fun. I will place the ad the Tues. and Wed before the even and if money is left over also on Thursday the day of the event.

If you would like to cum please email me or inbox me and I will give you details on where it is and what time to join us.

This will be on ladies night and is a good night to meat all kinds of ladies. This will be a different place than Pulgies and you may meet women of all ages from 20's to 40's.

The ad will say something like single American men from San Diego looking to meet ladies for dancing and fun.

Any help on the ad would be appreciated. I want to make it sound nonsexual and sorta casual.

Thanks for your input
Milky

Hi Guys

Just some answers to the questions you have been asking about this upcoming Real Chica Fiesta 1

This will be in a nice area of TJ in Zona Rio which is very close to the border.
Taxi from the Border to the location will be 5 bucks via Taxi Libre should be around 37 pesos.

We will NOT BE POSTING THE LOCATION AND TIME. This will be done by private email and inbox only. It will be a Thursday night Oct 9th !

There was some confusion on who can and cannot go and since some people can't read I will repost this
This is invite only and if you would like an invitation please EMAIL ME or INBOX ME for details. You must be known or at least vouched for by another member of the site.
Erip gave me strict instructions on this and gave me a list of people that he doesn't want to see there.

This will be for guys that would like to meet Real Women. This is not a monger convention that will be in December when everyone's favorite monger Boston Bill returns to TJ

Some rules set down by The real Chica Fiesta committee

No riding bikes there unless you have a bikeseat for a lady
No offering money to chicas unless there is an absolute need for it.
No making fun of Milkies sore ass
Please do not mention the Zona when talking to chicas act like this is your first or second time down here or just tell them you often eat at Zona Rio restaurants and use the info on this board as backup that will give you something to talk about with the chicas. Such as Cein Anos, Los Arcos , La Enspenada etc..
Also talk about music both Spanish and English and so on.
We will have at least 3 people that speak both Spanish and English and like I said there will be women here that speak both languages and don't be surprised to find women that also speak French and other languages as you will get all kinds of women here from Teachers, lawyers, sexretaries , doctors and retail chicas but very little to none factory workers.

Try not to use board names in front of women can you imagine if MasterBates showed up?
Mingle with the ladies ask them to dance or offer them drinks sin ficha of course
I believe drinks are either free or 2 x 1 for the ladies most of the night.
For the dancing impaired they also have slow musica!
Get there early as I have been told that they have dancing lessons for free!
I will have more info on this next week! That will be the ultimate ice breaker.

Since this is a nice upscale nightclub please dress accordingly nice pants nice shoes and nice shirt. Underwear is optional. Any questions about this please inbox or email me.

During the chica fiesta half-time - I will tell you some of Erip's most intimate secrets and we will have a Ben bashing contest winner will get well ? lets just say I brought more fruit this time

The best part about this type of party is this is not an all night event although it is recommend to stay longer as the more girls drink the better looking we are or is that the other way around?

We will be advertising for this event to try to bring in some ladies looking for americans We will split the cost of the advertising which will be 5 bucks per person.

We are expecting around 10 to 15 people if this goes well. We will do it once a month.

Take care
Milkman

Milky,

This sounds like it has the potential to be a great event. Too bad I can't make it. If you need any help writing the ad in Spanish let me know? I'll offer my help in exchange for being placed at the top of your list for some other special event.

Harry

BTW, You can drop my a line at bobsled55@hotmail.com

Thanks Harry Harr

I got a guy that helps me with the ads.

I am thinking of holding these perhaps in different venues each time.

Even make traveling road trips to say Ensenada and Mexicali sometime this year.

everybody has said this is a great idea and many have said to inform them of each party.

These will not be pubicly posted on the board. Such as Where and other info.

I hope you guys enjoy the party
take care
Milk

The ad started running today. I see that those of us who live in Tijuas are excluded. Milky that was mean..

Rey El Triste

I hope all you bastards get the clap.