This is probably the best joint in TJ to pick up non-working women to nail them on a second visit, in other words, you meet them there the first time and then on the second time you see them you "meat" them!!
The place is located on Revolucion at 7th Street and mainly they play Mexican music and they also have different dance floor, for more info on this place, let me know, I'll be glad to provide further info.

Milkman once wrote up a Las Pulgas 101. I had to search for it a bit, but finally found it here

Xenono

you are the man !
Las Pulgas is one of the best places to find chicas !
thanks
Milk

But it is apparently the hardest place to find milkman!!! Hey, I forgot about your special pics. I'll get on them soon.

Bud

Thanks Bud
Where have you been buddy?
Hows Asia treating you ? Better than me ?

take care
Milk

"Solo Man on a Mission"

So as I left Ochoas last Thursday, I headed with my new female friend (Luz) to Las Pulgas, according to her they were going to be opened until 4AM... I decided what the hell...

We get to Las Pulgas around 1AM, she said something to the doorman and we walked in, they were playing Spanish rock in the first room but she immediately took me to the back larger room where they were playing Banda music... well I can do spanish rock and even some salsa and meringue but BANDA.. WTF... well as the gentleman and horny guy that I was how could I say no... So I look around to see what the other dancers are doing to get an inclination of what I am supposed to do.. as I see all the hot and sweaty bodies pushed together hopping back and forth my mind says... hey its like the hokey pokey with a hot girl on your crotch.. ha ha.. So we press our bodies together.. ooh yea I guess I should describe her... she was about 5'7 long brown hair beautiful big brown eyes a nice flat stomach with little "B" cup breasts and a sexy ass.. (buns of steel?)... Luz was very fun and a little tipsy as she kept biting my ear and neck…. We danced and danced for what seemed to be hours but ended up to be 20 minutes…then I told her that I needed a drink. So we got a table from one of the meseros and I order some jack & Coke and she had like every good Latina a BEER… we sat there chatted abt life as my eyes wondered around the room looking at all these sweet sexy woman… they were everywhere… all having a good time, I should have been strolling looking for more woman to play with but then I thought wait…. I didn’t come here just to pick up and I was having a good time so why not enjoy the nite… we talked about family, romances, ups and downs… I know too heartfelt right… but I got to tell you it paid off and I didn’t even expect it. As we chatted a hot blond (Carmen) came up to Luz and they chatted… she sat with us. And we started to chat.. it helps that I speak Spanish. The Carmen asked me to dance, I didn’t want to be a jerk so I looked over at Luz and she said go for it… Carmen takes me over to the Spanish Rock room…. Here I could get my groove on… we dance and she commented on how good I dance, she speaks English… we laugh as we continue to flirt with each other… then Luz joins us… as the three of us dance… a “Juanes” song comes on… they both cheer with glee and hug me tight… As I kiss Luz and feel Carmen’s hands roaming the nape of my neck.. My mind races how can I pull this off… Carmen is so hot but Luz has been a trooper…I decided to let the girls decided what to do… I hate not having control of the situation. The song finishes and we head to the bar… we chat some more and I find out they both live in Playa….. I have no clue of where this is but I tell them I have my car back at the hotel (Camino Real), and I can take them back home… Carmen immediately says she’s ready to go… Luz looks at me and tells me that I should take her, so I offer once more but she declines, I get ready to take off with Carmen when Luz give me a big hug and sensual kiss and tells me to call her later on for almuerzo (lunch). I smile and leave. As Carmen and I catch a taxi, she was ready to go and we continue to make out.. we get to the hotel and I tell her lets go upstairs… she refuses… dam strike two.. so much for making decisions…. I go up grab my keys and come back down ready to drive to this unknown destination at 2AM….. My mind wonders am I being set up?… yes I am very suspicious when I am out of my norm. we get to the car, she lean over and plants one on my neck again… girl has a fedish. I start the car and the Juanes CD begins to plays “Es Por Ti” she squeals and says she loves his music.. I tell her she can have the CD… I have the other two at home… She then pulls me and kisses me “eres tan romantico” (you are so romantic) she whispers. HA! I am in… from there it get very sexual we end up in the back seat… windows fogged up… sex in the air… it was really good… I asked if she would spend the night and this time I get a “SI” so we head up to the room sleep for only minutes at a time… the sun comes up.. its Friday and she has to work… we shower… and run back to the car … I have now visited playa… ha… as for Luz… I have her number and will see her next month, when I come back down to SD… you know there is always business I have to attend to there. As I drive back to the border… I see the bit of damage Carmen and I did on my car… a stain here a foot print on the window… and that sweet sweet smell of woman… but I don’t think people back home would appreciate it… so to the detail shop I go… ha ha ha

Las Pulgas has a lot to offer, the woman there are smoking… If you’re not drunk and keep your cool it’s an easy pick up place. Women are there to dance and hook up. I that by letting the woman decide the tempo it worked in my favor. I actually went there with the mindset to have fun not pick up, I got lucky…. And I will take luck all night long…. I did not see the other rooms the other people have written about in here, but it was a Thursday night, there were two rooms most of the people were in the Banda room, not many dancing to Spanish Rock, the women I was with appreciated that I danced and danced and danced… so get those shoes on and go do it…

This is GL … over and out.

PS you really need to get that Juanes CD… it does something to the ladies… ha ha..

“Juanes – Una Dia Normal”

I have to give it up for Las Pulgas. A friend of mine was in town from Culiacan and I really wanted to see her. I and she got in late on Friday so we just kicked it together. On Saturday, we wanted to go out for a night in Tijuana.

She brought up Las Pulgas, its always a long line, and this was no different. So we walked around, and to me, the revo has changed. I don't know if its all the traffic blocks or just revolution isn't what it used to be. I mean, some clubs, have music blaring and it looks good until you get in there and its kind of dead. We hit one of those clubs to the north of Pulgas. Sure enough, a party scene, but not a great thing. So we walk out towards Las Pulgas again.

We just jumped in line it wasn't long and it was moving. We hit all the rooms other than the room in front (I didn't see the upstairs open or anyone going up there, but it might have been open). We walk into the front room and dance for a while. After that, its really time for a refreshment, we walk into the room directly behind, I think 'cochilla' or something like that). I order a Pacifico and she does the same, I pull out 100 peso note with a bunch of 50 peso notes in my hand, bartender wants 30 pesos. Incredible. We kind of kick back in that room for a bit, but I just love the Teatro where the bands play, its a huge room.

We are still sweating from the dancing and pass up an opening in the back, its open and some air is passing through it. A security guard is standing at the door and just laughs. He sees both of us full of sweat and relaxing in the cool air.

After the cool down, I tell my friend I want to see the live band. She says sure so we go up on the riser to try to find a seat, a few are available, and one of the waiters walks us up to a table. He asks us what we want, I want a beer so I tell him and order one for her. So he tells me, why not order a bucket. I ask her, you feel like drinking some beers, she says yeah. So I tell the waiter, ok, lets get a bucket.

He brings it back, I think 8 beers in the bucket, not the pony beers but the 12 oz'ers. I think it was around 140 pesos. So we got a look at the stage and the floor below. Well, as in previous reports, you see every age group hanging around and every type of girl hanging around.

The table I was at had like 5 single girls in front of us at a table and like 3 single girls behind us. I would have screwed 6 of them in a heartbeat. And if I drank the whole bucket, the other two also.

So, the band comes on, total Banda music. They are playing alot of the classics (so to speak). Everyone is into it. Well I am just enjoying it with my friend drinking beers and having fun. Guys are hitting on the girls in front of and behind me. By the third or fourth song, they are taking on the dance offers. But before the third song was played, no kidding, a waiter came with a pitcher of ice and filled up our bucket. I've been to all kinds of clubs in Tijuana, but I have never had service like this.

I drank 3 beers and she drank like two, I don't know how many beers were left but there had to be at least two. I told her to give the rest of the beers to the girls in front of us. I wanted to go back to the front room and dance some more, the dj in front is pretty good. No soon as she gave the bucket to the girls, the waiter was there filling it back up with ice.

We get back to the front room and dance for quite a while, and I tell you, the dj is good enough that you really don't want to stop dancing. We danced to the point of my friends breasts fully wet and her nipples showing. Time to go boys. We get out of there, it takes us like 20 minutes to cool off before we even thought of going back home.

In sum, its a great place to experience. It isn't anything like a revolution type american tourist hangout. So be forewarned, accept Mexico like you would hanging out in a club in Mexico City. This is the real deal. You can have a great time, and I can assure, there are plenty of chicks available. Thats my take.

excellent report, thanks for sharing

Great to hear you're getting excellent service from waiters someplace in TJ. One of the most amazing things to me when I first started going to bars in Monterrey was how refreshing it was that waiters took REALLY good care of you and never tried to rip you off. I was used to bars in the Zona where seemingly EVERY transaction with a male waiter was an antagonizing event.

Re: Lines at Las Pulgas, I haven't been there in a long, long time, but it used to be dead as hell there on weeknights.

Bullitt, Great report on this mega club. It is an amazing sight to see late on a Saturday night. I have had some good times there, but always with dates. I have noticed the groups of non escorted ladies and I have wondered if I would have the nerve to try and pick any of them up.