I've been in Bambis about two months ago and saw some of the best looking eye candy I've seen in that club in many years. I would recommend another look see, but the drinks were $6.00 for the girl to feel you up, 20.00 for a BJ, and the old viejos would not leave you alone, always trying to hustle you for more dinero. $100 to go up. Can anyone share a simular experience?

um, isnt bambis a transsexual bar..Some the "eye candy" probably have a surprise between their legs....!!

Gotta watch out for those 6 inch clits...

E

I took a "girl" from Bambi's to the room. She refused to take her clothes off until AFTER she gave me a BJ. I refused to let her give me a BJ until AFTER she took her clothes off. We were at a standoff so I pretty much lost my $$$. I was scared and just wanted out so I didn't worry about the $$$.

BTW, "she" was better looking than Vanessa (ex-CC) and could go toe-to-toe with Gabby (ex-CC) or Sylvia (AB) in the looks department.

Yeah, its pretty scary in there...These "ladies" look pretty amazing....If you arent sure, check out the throat for an adams apple...also the arms are a dead giveaway..and if they dont have hips, move on....But i remember talking to one of the "ladies" and she had surgery to add some fat to her hips and ass...It was incredible...As a last measure, do a "package check" in the bar...and if you are still not sure, just leave..Bambis and San Souci do have some pretty ladies, but there are lot of "surprises" walking around trying to hustle you....

There are some real women in there as well, check out Martha or Erica in the $50 range. But yes way too many TV's and TS's.

Check their feet size as well. But honestly, best way is to have them drop their panties, pull out your trusty WF flashlight and look for something that would seem out of place - say a dick! ... (prog)

A "package check" may not help you much unless you know what to look for. Some of the trogs cut off their balls, and stick their dick into the crack of their ass with some string. They grow the pubic hair out so they look like they have a pussy. A friend of mine found out the "hard" way....

was in there a few weeks ago. i've given up trying to be clever about this - i just ask them if they are girls. some very strange reactions, but many of the "girls" are surprisingly honest about it. asked about 5, only 1 claimed to be female, and got pretty indignant. refused to prove her claim. if you are serious about getting laid, this bar (along with the other 2) is a long shot. it actually seems to have gotten worse than a year or so ago.

by the way, why in hell is this thread under "isis".

TJHombre;

Put your editing hat on and move this thread to its rightful location. You're a good man, er, I mean "Hombre".

I was at Bambi's Sunday- okay - I can not get Chelsey out of my mind. 19 - pettite, girl next door look, short hair, milky light skin, very friendly downstairs. She offered a private dance w/ message - never talked $$ - I had to leave due to others with me being hungry - now here is my questions: Has anyone had any experience with Chelsey? Please let me know:

Also, what is up with this he-she thing? I know I am not the shapest knife in the drawer - but do the TV's get business? I did notice some "extra big-bonned" chics - but this girl Chelsey - is the bomb -

P.S. One tatoo - of a name - on her back [yes it was nt Chelsey- oh well stage names are okay]

P.P.S. What is the procedure if I want to take one of the Bambi girls upstairs? And difference? Thanks again guys...

Metalboots


Thanks to you who respond with any info - I appreciate it!

Don't know Chelsey, but have had a girl out of Bambis. Basically, you go to a hotel down the street; which one depends on the girl, as I believe they cut their own deals with the hotel. There is no bar fine, and the hotel is $10. Just tell the girl you want to go to the hotel, what you want etc., and she will lead the way. Be careful walking on Revolucion with the girl as the police may harass you or worse. This is why the girl will usually walk in front of you a fair distance and you go separately to the hotel. Of course, the police know why you are going into a hotel of that type and may still give you some trouble on the way out, but I wouldn't sweat it.

Metalboots;

Forget about Bambis - Go directly to Adelita Bar, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

If you hang out down there long enough, you'll eventually figure it out for yourself.

Convince me! Are you saying she was really a guy? Possibly a rip-off? Please ellaborate more- I do want your openion.

You can always point to her(?) crotch and ask: "pene?". But if she had that third operation, then she could say no honestly. And those kind DO exist there. Try Mary at Bambi. She is a real girl, a mother. You might be able to pump her for info.

Metalboots;

Look, how can we "convince" you without pulling the pants off one of these "chicks with dicks"?

http://www.tmw.no/music/current/dude_looks_like_a_lady.htm

Trust me.

Sure there are real chicks in Bambis, but why fool around trying to figure it out? Besides, that place is a ripoff anyway.

There is an attractive, yet big boned for a girl, gal at Bambi, I think she goes by Karla. A friend of mine thought she looked hot until I told him. She prowls the bar like a shark. She pinched my cheek once before I gently but firmly pushed her away. She pinched my cheek so hard that it was sore for several days, and I watched for a bruise. I think it was our old amigo trenchmouth who let her take his hand and it stuck one of his fingers in a hole that had a very strange smell. Used to be a guy. Uh, have fun. Or better yet, RUN AWAY!

Man! Well I will tell you what - if the girl I was with "Chelsey" has a dick the I will be in a psychological rut - but if its true than I will be sure to post my findings. However, I am certain that she was all female. You guys posting about TV's make me parranoid though- and I do respect your thoughts which come from your experience - but I have to witness this for myself.

Metalboots

Ok- check out my report on the monger message board for my total trip summary - but I want to let everyone know that Bambi's does have TV's and they are NASTY! This was Monday afternoon - totally different atmosphere than when I first questioned the situation on Memrial day Night.

So there - we're both right!

P.S. I would not go back - and I agreeing with Diego and others that Revolution is just not worth it.

Sunday I made my first visit to Bambi's and San Souchi. Yes the chica's there are MEN. I saw a couple that could probably be mistaken for women in a different bar, but in these bars where my spidey-senses are on full alert, I spotted the giveaway characteristics. Things like BIG feet, small "packages", low voice, etc. I was amazed how many clueless guys were wandering in off the strip and molesting these wannabe chicas. I guess their beer goggles were doing their job well. I'm sure they all went home bragging about how they got some anal in the hotel, LOL. Anyhow while standing there watching the circus, a tv comes up and starts talking to me. She/he/whatever wants $30 for a blowjob and to "fuck her hot ass", LOL. Anyhow, after sending the tv away the rest started coming over one by one and making their saled pitches. One tried to pull my face down into her big fake boobs... DUCK AND RUN!! I made a beeline for AB, found my favorita and enjoyed the evening. I also hooked up with Adriana (Sinaloa) from AB... TERRIBLE session. See my post under chica reports for some details.

I wandered into Bambi yesterday, and the TV situation has, if anything, deteriorated. I had to physically remove one from my lap, and then have it pester me for a dollar for the next 10 minutes.

Never been to Bambis but would recommend PussyCats across the street, upstairs. Been there twice and there was at least 5-6 hotties. Possibly some tv/ts action; watch for the throat, lack of hips, big-boned, feet, & hands. Watch your bills everytime you pay. My favorites are Celeste (possibly not there anymore), Paula (speaks some English), and Rocio (petite & pierced brow).

A friend of mine just returned from a two-day excursion to TJ, says things have definitely changed at the Bambi Club. Now they have real women there. I know, I know, it's too hard to tell the real one's from the phonies, but believe me my friend is also from the Hollywood area and can spot a dude in a dress a mile away. he said there's still Drag Queens in the Bambi, but there are also some real nice looking chica's.

Just thought I'd spread the good word. Now, who's going to be first to go in there?

Master Bates.

Hey MB;

Quit jerking us off.

Look - the Kinkle shit was bad enough... but there are actually a lot of fools out there who will still go in this fucking place, given any kind of encouragement. There has been a long-standing tradition on these boards to not discuss these fucking places(Bambi, San Souci, etc.)... don't give them any free advertising - these places are "clip joints".

Diego,
Consider that tradition broken. I agree halfway on the clip joint part though. The waiters are a major hassle and some of the tvs are gifted pickpockets. But they do have the "From dusk till dawn" transmogrification element going on. You really have to be on your toes in Bambis and Sans Souci. But for me it is a lot of fun.

bambis still has "normal" women, the only problem is the joto's look better than the women.

Diego-
If you've taken the time to read my postings on the Kin Kle Bar, (both of them) you will see that they were intended as warnings to all mongers. And as I pointed out, I'm not promoting or encouraging anyone to visit this place, but thought it would make and interesting thread all the same.

Thank you for your concern.

Master Bates

hi
i hit Bambis from time to time.
mostly with my novia.
Ben is right the guys look better than the girls.
I do take newbies to Bambis and San Souci just to see if they can tell the difference , most cannot.

take care
Milky

Diego,

I think they are more accurately called "Clipped Joints".

Ben, did you get that one from me? I used to tell guys "You can tell which ones are the guys, they're the pretty ones"

Tip a waiter a buck or two to point out the pretenders and you'll shit.

BTW, MB...things have not changed. Bambi's and Sans Souci have always had a mix of boys and girls. I refuse to go into those places, what's the fascination when you have so many "safer" alternatives?

Red, when you're bored, get real drunk, like that's a challenge for you, stash all your real money, take about 20 or 30 bucks in ones, go in with your buddy, have a few drinks 2 or 3 at the most and bet dollars with your buddy on who is and who isn't.

The problem becomes with the verification of the bet. That's where the being drunk part helps.

It's a diversion for when your sitting there alone at LC knocking back DOS XX's fending off ugly fat girls for $7 ficha drinks wondering how drunk you're going to have to be before you can actually fuck one of these pigs. This way you can just break the routine see some millitary guys get TOTALLY had, and pretty much just do some thing different. I wouldn't go there alone. The fun is betting a dollar or two with a drunk friend on who really is part of the Tribe SquatsToPee.

The problem becomes with the verification of the bet. That's where the being drunk part helps.

I don't know about you, but I don't like playing the skin flute drunk or sober. Sounds like you have some issues, mabye you and Elfuego should go here one night really drunk. He always tends to act gay when he's shitfaced.

Hey, there are some girls in these bars and there are some really ugly and obvious transvestites. But the superbabes you see are most often post-operative transsexuals or pre-ops who have already undergone plenty of medically administered "gender reassignment". The package gets reformed into faux panocha, fake tits are in place, hormones give real curves and genuine feminine attibutes in shape and voice, no whiskers, shaved Adams Apples. What's it all add up to? That's right, a CHICA! Maybe not your kind of chica or my kind of chica, but nothin' but a chica nonetheless (and one who will NEVER hit you up for child support!).

Kin Kle is another story entirely...full fledged men in drag.

Deviations within deviations.

During the daytime, Bambi and Sans Cousi could have better selections than AB, and I am talking about real women here. To me, their voice is usually the best clue.

However, I stopped going to Bambi since I encountered a "girl" who doubled as a pickpocket. She/he tried to distract me by unzipping my pants and stroking my member at a table. I then caught her/his other hand while it was in my pocket.

Red,

You said it so much better than me, but no i didn't get it from you. My own inspiration.

Great minds think alike or so they say.

ben

Master Bader;

Yes, you are right, my mistake - Bambi rules... all new mongers should frequent this place.

By the way, it is not true that the hormone gives them feminie attributes in voice. That's one of the things that estrogen doesn't do. There is a vocal cord surgery that allows them to speak with high pitch, but it is supposed to be risky, and few TGs opt to go under that. They usually train themselves to speak with high pitch. If YOU try hard enough, you could actually produce a quasi female voice, well sort of.

I always thought voice was the best tell...almost a lock to let you know what you're dealing with - i.e. a natural sounding female voice v. impersonation of a female voice. I've been fooled lately - being told by friends and meseros that dancers whose real girlness I would have wagered on, were born with boy parts. So I give up on that indicator. I just plain give up completely trying to discern what genitals these individuals were born with. The portrayals are too good to tangle with!

I went here a few weeks ago and there were some decent women in here. Probably in the $30 to $40 variety. And, yes, they were women. I may take one of them to my room at the Villa Zaragoza on the next trip.

There are a few TV/TS that can really fool some folks (check out EROSGUIDE.COM for some of them! Especially the ones from the SF Bay Area! Yikes!) Bambis really is a buyer beware kind of place. I wouldn't go in here to break a $20. It also costs $12 to buy a woman or "woman" a drink here.

The most amusing part is watching some of the drunk guys getting lap dances from the TV/TS when you go to the bathroom. This place reminds me of that Star Wars cantina scene.

I went there probably around Mid February and I swear I didn't see a female in the entire place. This place has gotten bad. There was a while there where it was about 90% women and 10% obvious male freaks, but this time around I literally don't think there was a girl there.

One of the bartenters walked up to me and asked me if I wanted a woman to fuck/suck and I lookd around and asked "Women? Where" he laughed and said "You want a man?" and just shook his head looking around .. basically acknowledging that women were not to be found here.

I noticed Sans Souci is closed now upstairs??

Stopped by Bambi's tonight, several cute girls, including one dancer named Betty. After reading the messages on this board, I didn't really want to take a girl up to the room without being 'sure' what I was getting. Anyone know? She's tall, very skinny, very small tits, brunette, early 20's wears little makeup.

Also, does anyone know if the girls have to pay a bar fee to leave the bar and go to the hotel?

Zeadly,

First the easy question, no there is no bar fee for the girls to go to the hotel.

As for your other question many on the board will say that's easy too, just stay the hell away from Bambi's. I disagree as I have had good experiences with a number of the real girls there. You just have to tell yourself that until you're absolutely sure you stay away. I've seen a few in there that will deceive anyone.

The problem is how to find out. I was fortunate to forge a bond with a couple of the real girls and a mesero, through drinks and tips of course, to the point where they would tell me if I pointed someone out and asked the question. Bar policy won't allow them to tell you so they won't unless they know you pretty well. Another problem here is the ficha drinks are way too expensive, if you're not specific they'll charge you for the more expensive $12 variety.

I haven't been there in a few months so I'm not sure who's still around but among the dancers Stephanie and Claudia are fun. Gabriella doesn't dance and is a little older but she's a nice person and can be a good source of information. My mesero contact is no longer there, he went over to El Tigre which is another place you need to have inside info before you start messing around with someone you don't know.

Bottom line is don't take chances. Either establish a source of information inside the club or go with someone who already has.

I stopped by briefly just for a look-see a couple of months ago and was surprised that it was just about 50/50 mix between real girls and TVs. A couple of real girls were not too bad-looking either.

Unless I'm drunk (which I never am in TJ) I'm fairly confident I can tell if it's a real girl. Even with the best impersonator I think I can tell after one round of drink and chit-chat.

First and foremost test is the voice. I have yet to hear a TV who can speak with a "natural" high-pitched female voice. By eliminate first hand any voice that's even slightly questionable, you may miss out occasionally on some low-pitched or raspy-voiced real females but you'll be "safe than sorry".

Second test is her breast. In places like Bambi's you can pretend to grope in order to check for implanted breast (or tiny breast). Same strategy with the voice. Eliminating fake breasts of any kind and the slightest questionable voice and you're 95% sure it's a real girl.

Last thing to do obviously is to check for a dick. Assuming she won't let you finger her in the bar, just make sure she strips bare in the room BEFORE you hand her the money. The worst that can happen is you lose your room's money if you walk out I guess.

Hi

it is more like 90 percent shemales 10 percent girls.

Most are postops so checking will not do you any good. The hotter the chic the more likely she was a he.

hehehe - no pun intended

Milkt

If anyone knows its milkt-boy.

our resident expert on the subject.

jd

If she's hot-looking enough I don't mind post-ops. Technically she's a real girl now with real girl plumbing.

An added benefit is she's probably open to Greek.

An added benefit still: being ex-male she should really know how to work a stick.

Maybe I should put this down on my "NOT been there. NOT done that -yet" list, lol.

ewww.

Bambi's == Tranny Central, Rip Off Central.
Take it from a guy who lives at Sutter/Larkin in SF.

No matter how many times I tell people, they don't believe me.

I go to TJ often with an SD native who INSISTS on going to this POS dive.
I guess going to Adelita's is just too much of a challenge for him.

One day one of his goofy, married buddies joins us, goes with one of the "girls"... and comes back with a look on his face that I wish I had taken a picture of. I guess he found the "surprise inside".

I then downloaded every piece of tranny porn I could find and made him his very own video CD he can go wank off to.

Tip: if this is your thing, be up front about it. I actually wound up being buddies for a while with one of the Bambi "gals" who showed me the parts of TJ gringos never see....

The parts of TJ gringos never see ??
Hmm Sounds interesting.
Please feel free to brag

Sr. Leche

Sounds like he may have seen the "Surprise Inside", too...

Dem Gnomes

Anybody seen Claudia the short soft skinned dancer latety? hav'nt seen her in many months. Not advovating this place but a little variety helps. But not that kind.