Address:
Honey Body Massage
Soi 11 (aka Soi Honey)
Pattaya Sai 2
Pattaya City

Location map: http://tinyurl.com/pattayamap

Website: http://www.honeyinnpattaya.com/index.htm


I think this place has been around for some time, but it appears to have had a major renovation in recent months.



I was intending to check it out on my last trip but got waylaid by a cute little freelancer who fucked my brains out for two days solid.
Perhaps someone else can do the research? Tough job, I know, but I'm sure many of you are up to it.

(Message edited by Icarus on August 06, 2010)

Nice upgraded facility and selection of girls from fishbowl. Be sure and negotiate everything up front. There is a guy with a walkie-talkie that kind of hovers over you while you make your selection. He agreed to my price of $1800B all inclusive. He escorts me to the desk and they promptly hand me a slip stating $2500B. I told them to fuck off and we settled on 2000. Also girl (nana #150) asked for and additional 1000 for multiple pops which I also declined to pay and got 2 pops anyway. Standard soap tub/body massage on air mattress and boom boom.

Nice upgraded facility and selection of girls from fishbowl. Be sure and negotiate everything up front. There is a guy with a walkie-talkie that kind of hovers over you while you make your selection. He agreed to my price of $1800B all inclusive. He escorts me to the desk and they promptly hand me a slip stating $2500B. I told them to fuck off and we settled on 2000. Also girl (nana #150) asked for and additional 1000 for multiple pops which I also declined to pay and got 2 pops anyway. Standard soap tub/body massage on air mattress and boom boom.

Over a year after first posting the original link to this establishment, I finally got around to sampling it myself. The trouble is, Soi Honey is literally end-to-end massage shops, and it is very easy to get waylaid by a cutie with a tempting offer before you get to your intended destination.
Inside, the place is almost certainly the best I have ever been to in terms of décor, furnishings and general appearance. I visited at 2pm at which time there were about 30 girls in the fishbowl. Some fuglies to be sure, but also some lookers with good bodies. I had a somewhat better experience than joy_stick, as I was joined by a very friendly mamasan who explained the pricing set-up: girls with blue badges @ 2500 baht, and those with red badges @ 1800 baht. I went with mamasan’s recommendation of #181 (blue), called Ploy, as she was the one I was thinking of picking anyway based on looks, figure and eye contact.
The massage room was very well decked out – better than most hotel rooms I have stayed in. For example, the bath was a luxurious double size model. I find that the sequence of events at these body massage shops tends to vary not only from place to place, but also depending on the girl. In this case it was a fairly traditional:
- Soapy bath
- Soapy body massage on the air bed
- Rinse off in bath
- Covered BJ and boom boom on bed
Service from Ploy was friendly if slightly ‘massage-by-numbers’, but overall a very enjoyable experience. Highly recommended establishment.

Honey Body Massage is mentioned in 2010/12 TwoWeeksLate - I Have To Feed My Rabbits

Photo: No. 44 - Honey Body 01
Photo: Jenn - Honey Body 21

Shitty.

We get to the room and asked if she could smoke. I say no, she starts bitching in Thai. Ok. Asks for a lady drink. No problem. "Beer for you"? No, I'm ok. More bitching in Thai. "Why you no drink". "I'm not thirsty". Hmm.

We sit down on the couch while the tub is filling. A complete starfish and we haven't even started yet. Pretty girl, but not that fucking hot to have an attitude like that.

Finally the tub fills. No bj in the bathtub like the soapies in Bangkok. Not a good sign. Very mechanical and distant. Slide was ok, but brief and only vaguely sexual. No sucky sucky, no fucky fucky. No kissy on mouth. B

ack to bed, "want suck" "I thought you would never ask" "ok, I get condom" "uh, this is Thailand. Aren't covered BJs illegal or did things change since the king died?"

Ok, so maybe a handjob to get things started then boom boom. Uh oh, she doesn't seem to really know how to give a handjob. Is that something that requires training? I was self taught, as we all were, but who knows with her.

With the shitty attitude from the start, mechanical actions, zero interest and restrictions that would be acceptable in Tijuana or at your local jack shack in the states, even 25mg of vitamin V couldn't get me interested in this bitch.

I finally got hard enough to fuck, and it's an insult to starfish to call her one. I was temped to just bail on the spot and go somewhere else, but I forged on and did some inter-vaginal masturbation where I dreamed of some of the hundreds of garotas and hundreds of of other girls.

I finally nut, throw the rubber on the floor, quickly wash my dick off in the shower, throw on my clothes and Havianas in record time and am out the door before she could even ask for a tip.

I got the same one night when I wouldn't let her watch TV, hey she's there to work that's what I'm paying her for, didn't matter she gave me a star fish with attitude anyway, was that an actual soapy you were or supposed to get?

Maybe it's the loads of Indian tourists being escorted in their by touts and guides. For the life of me, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TOUTS AND GUIDES IN PATTAYA? There are thousands of beer bars, gogss, small bars, massages and elsewhere. To get to any one whorehouse you have to walk by three others. Fuck any place with girls with shitty attitudes. There are probably better hookers across the street - literally.

I had the same kind of experience here in November
NEVER again in Honies 1 or 3