This large bar is located on Fields Ave., next to Blue Nile and across from Misty's. It's a very large bar with many, many girls. I've spotted many hotties here but have never barfined any. Nero's is owned by the same group that owns Blue Nile, Misty's and the Tropicana Hotel. Many local expats feel Nero's and Blue Nile are a sign of how the bars are changing in Angeles City. Some even compare this change to Las Vegas - when the smaller casinos were moved out to make room for the large corporate casinos. The ladydrinks are kind of pricey, as in Blue Nile, but the barfine is still on par with the rest of the town... (prog)

The waitresses in this place were HOT and very friendly. This place became another favorite hangout for me during my last trip. I tried to take a beautiful girl out of here one night but turns out she was our waitress a few night before and apparently I was a "little" wild. She thought I was a nut case. Needless to say she kept me at arms length. I personally didn't remember exactly what happened on that wild night. All I remember was I took two girls out of Volcano and Epimetheus took one. We ended up here and closed the place down. I don't even remember being here until Epimetheus showed me the pictures he took. Needless to say there was some nudity involved. Word of caution: don't get in a trike around Kokomo's. One of my barfined threw-up inside one on our way back to the hotel... (prog)

If I only had a picture of that trike after Beth was done with it...

E

Hahaha.... No shit Epimetheus (aka Mailbog M---). It was a classic night in AC. I finally figured out what that white stuff was on my boots. Realyn (the cute waitress that served us) told me Beth had tossed her cookies on my shoes as well! Thanks for the pics. I never would have imagined the shit we did if it wasn't for those pics. Hey, you ready for August? ... (prog)

Prog

My take on Nero's - the whole bar is like HC in AB without all the silicone. It's filled with cute, brown girls. When I'm in Mexico I can squint real hard and believe I'm back in AC. Same goes the other way. That first night we partied here at Nero's I was real tired and all the girls looked like short latinas!! (minus the beer gut.)

This bar has a giant dance floor with room for 30 girls in 2 separate shifts (20-30 minute dance shifts per "team", 2 teams). Booths line all the walls and there are lots of tables. Good thing there is lots of room because there are LOTS OF SHOW-STOPPING, BREATHTAKING WOMEN HERE!!!!

My feeling is this bar is the equal of Blue Nile in sheer quantities of hot women with more room for me to work my magic. Blue Nile feels a little "crowded" for me when it reaches max capacity. Nero's offers more breathing room and the girls are more friendly and likely to start a conversation with you then at some of the other fancy clubs.

Waitresses will take your drink order and ask if you want to buy any of the ladies a drink. Oftentimes, the waitresses are cuter then the girls on stage!! Of the 15 girls I had only 4 were dancers. The rest were GRO's or waitresses.

Like any other bar in the PI, the women can drink like fish - the thing is they do not chug it like the latinas. I pay about $2.50 per lady drink and the girl made her gin & tonic last 2 hours (not minutes, HOURS). The girls are nicer, cuter and they speak much better english then just about any woman in TJ (with the exception of Tania AB).

Got vacation request in for work. Should know more by next weekend. My plan is for leaving LAX same time as you (we can meet for a drink in LAX and then share a cab to AC), but returning on the 10th of August. That gives me 14 full nights in Heaven!!

I finally got Carni fired up about this. I will put in a request to Rozelle for his room and then the countdown will begin!!

E

This bar indeed has a great line up and it changes every 20 minutes or so, three shifts of girls, so it takes you an hour to see them all. They often just do the shuffle but some do dance. Very spacious bar, maybe a hundred ladies inside, amazing... I barfined the doorgirl, a knockout face, long hair, slender body, very sweet and I still miss her...

I will jump and the bandwagon and say I am sold on Nero's. The possibilities are endless! Spent a couple of nights in here with Progman. I barfined an aggressive GRO that paid big dividends. At the pool that next day she told us she had to leave early and be at work at 3:30. I went upstairs with her to get her stuff, leaving Prog, his barfine, and our mutual friend poolside. Much to my surprise-she just wanted to "do me" a couple more times. WOW! Sorry to bail on my friends but I didn't see this coming. RW

Goceltics,

Hope that quickie session you had upstairs was worthwhile. Our mutual friend and my barfine apparently had an interesting conversation in Tagalog while I sat there looking dumb by not understanding. My barfine told me later that M****** told her that both you and I were her “steady” boyfriends and that she was allowing us a little indiscretion for a few days. Dude, I really hope you got her squared away. That being said, and back on topic, I knew you’d like Nero’s. Next time we have to grab a couple dancers… (prog)

Progman

Looks like we will always be "steady" boyfriends of our mutual friend whether we like it or not...our legacy lives on. Or perhaps our mutual friend is just adjusting to her new found role. I agree, next time we will pull some dancers out of here. RW

Went in here several nights always with a barfine this trip. One night while on an Angels Bar double barfine-Progman's waitress friend came over to say "hi" and asked my where M****** was. I smiled and said, "that is tomorrow night". RW

This place is still kicking ass! Awesome lineup. The waitresses are a little to aggressive for my taste. Some real stunners here. Scooter talked to a dancer that was an absolute knockout. He kicked her back to the stage because she was just a bit too stupid for his taste (something about every time she opened her mouth her brain fell out)... (prog)

Banged a fat waitress and a hottie dancer out of here. The waitress tried to make my life hell after I blew her off, but instead she drove Progman and Scooter crazy.

The dancer out of here was HOT!! I paid her barfine a day in advance so mamasan brought her by my room promptly at 7:00pm!! By 7:20 she was naked and I was "eating dinner". She came a few times, then I climbed on board and finally blew a monster load!! By this time it's 8:30 and I ask her if she wants to go barhopping. She says "no" and falls asleep!! She slept until 5:00 the next morning!! We went down to the pool area, had breakfast and back up the room for more sleep!! The second time we fucked I was getting ready to cum and I thought to myself "she sure is wet". Well, Aunt Flo decided to visit!! Between her crotch, my crotch and my sheets it looked like I killed a chicken!! Nice girl...

E

Epimetheus,

Driving Scooter and I crazy is an understatement and you know it! I did love how, even though you broke her heart, she stayed in the CR to care for one of your girls that was getting sick!!! Her friend, the one that was giving me a hard time, finally realized we were done when you and I showed up with at least 5 girls. I got a kick out it when my girl started smoking that cigarette from her belly button. Wonder if Scooter ever went back to fuck the "12 year old"... No guys - she wasn't 12. She just looked it... (prog)

One of the biggest bars in AC, this place has a girl for every taste. We met the owner who was bragging that they barfined 70 girls out of this bar in just one night. I barfined a girl from here, but there were 3 or 4 others that I was just as interested in. The girls here are too pushy for LD. When the mamasans saw my generosity, they started pushing for LD's also. Good a/c and mostly smoke free.

Archie

You should have SEEN the way I bought drinks there that first night I invaded and no mamasans bothered us. Could be because when one would wander over to me I would immediately turn to the nearest dancer/waitress and molest her. When they have been bold enough to ask I always said "sorry, my hands are full", turn and molest the closest thing that's cute!!

There were about 30-40 women I would consider bf'ing from this place (I did a lot of interviewing during that last trip), but I would avoid any fat waitresses that tried to talk to me!!

Prog

You really thought I was going to end up with puking girls in my room all night, didn't you? Well, as I've said in the past I'm the "teflon monger"!!

I think your "friend" from here got the idea when all my girls started taking their clothes off and then you ate your dates pussy and ass in front of the whole club!! Ah yes, the box that eats like a meal!!

That blond dancer was cute, but she had a bad "vibe". I'm thinking a mix of bad lay (chewing her gum while saying "feenish" in Tagalog) combined with being a runner. Same vibe I got from that second girl I pulled out of Flaming-o Bar!!

If you want, next time we are both in town YOU can piss off a waitress and she can try to bother ME. Of course you know that I'm not a very nice guy and so I'll sit and listen to her sob story for about 30 seconds and then have her bring over 3 hotties for me to BF!!

E

PS - Let me know if you need any more "translating". L's letter was easier then your Santos girls letters, but she still taxed the brain cells!! Guess I'm getting spoiled by the good English from my "brown kryptonite"...

Epimetheus,

I know I had a “box lunch” at G-Spot but did I repeat here?

Archie,

You're right about the large select of girls. It's a virtual smorgasbord of different LBFMs. I'm going to spend a little more time here on my next trip. I wouldn’t mind taking home that cute blond that you ignored that one night – remember her? (prog)

Prog

Yes, you cracked her ass open like a piece of fruit and lapped at the sweet nectar inside...

E

E,

You're kidding, right? I do remember this happening at G-Spot but not at Nero's... Did you get pics? (hehe)

...(prog)

LBFM central. A notch below Blue Nile but the girls were a little less friendly here. Thumbs up overall.

Neros is attractive...certainly agree the waitresses are trying to sell it more than the dancers...good place to take a LT for drinks and music.

Did not bf here....but perhaps will give them a try next trip.

Couldnt get past the waitresses to even attempt to bf a dancer.....

Good and comfortable seating...

lvvegas7

I liked this place, I thought the talent was above average and I didn't get any pressure for ladydrinks even though a bunch of girls approached me to meet me. Purserunner (Bigballs, Porker, Ep know who I'm talking about) barfined a real cute Japanese looking cherry girl here named Jennifer. I sat next to him during the negotiations with the mamasan. No sex, but she had to kiss and give him a blowjob. I didn't get a chance to ask him how it went, but I was really tempted to take her out when I saw her another day. I decided against it because I figured I'd just be really hot and horny after kissing her and getting an inexperienced BJ, then I'd have to kick her out with major blueballs to find another girl.

Purserunner had a very good time with her so he says. We went later that night to check out her sister that works in Club Amore. Well her sister is not real cute. As far as Nero's, I barfined 7 different ones from there last trip, plus 3 that came to my room when they were swimming at Kokomoz.
Bud

I had a cutie with GREAT cans out of here on my last trip. She was completely remarkable!! We stayed in bed until 1pm the next day...

I remember the place was barren even back in February, but has bounced back with lots of hotties!! Worth spending more time in on the next trip.

E

E,

Is your chubby waitress friend still there?

...(prog)

I had the bitch from hell from here. Absolute worst sex of my LIFE. Details to come.

Prog

You talking about the only girl in AC that would pop and hiss more then me when put on the fire? YES SHE IS!!

She caught me on my way out the door after BFing the cutie referred to above. The girl was meeting me later at my hotel and so the BF and mamasan were the only ones aware of the deal. This put the rhino off my scent and she was actually pleasant for the 30 seconds I talked to her. Maybe the worst of that shitstorm has passed...? Not counting on that one!!

E

Glad to hear the shitstorm is over (maybe). You did try let her down lightly when you didn't want to fuck her anymore. Of course your idea of graceful rejection was similar to dropping her off a 20 story building and onto a pile of rocks. I, unfortunately, was sitting on top of those rocks when she hit. Hehehe ...

...(prog)

I told her to leave by handing her a P500 note. Isn't that enough...?

Actually I was VERY nice to her last year and she STILL went after me like I was made out of ham after I told her to leave!! She gave me the old "I know you are butterfly, I not stop you" until AFTER I fucked her. Then all bets were off!!

She asked about you. She said you were mad at her. Was that because she added 20 kilos around the middle or because she's a psycho...?

E

I'm not mad at her. I'm just hiding from her. She told me she "liked me a lot" and wanted to "test drive me"... No thanks! I've followed in your foot steps in regards to a lot of PI girls but I'll give this one a W-I-D-E pass.

...(prog)

(Message edited by progman on July 31, 2003)

Porkster,

We're waiting for details on the horror story from this place.

Neros is still closed. Most of the girls can be found in Blue Nile now.
Bud

Nero's is now reopened. Thank god.

Anybody know what happened with dancer Anita from Neros...short hair, great dancer, big smile, great ass?

When the girls are all working, the best overall talent in AC....day shift girls are cute and the night shift girls stunning.....this isn't Makati but damned good for AC.

Nowhere near the talent as they used to have but the Koreans love this place. One night I was the only American or European in the entire bar and the Koreans walk in and just start pointing right away to the few hotties that are there and the girls are in street clothes in no time. No conversation, no interaction, nada...it is like buying a bottle of whiskey for them.

Very cute girls here from time to time. Koreans have totally invaded this place and milk the place dry by 9pm so get here early.

>milk the place dry by 9pm

Over the last week I got the impression that's happening at most of the bars in AC. Get barhopping early if "looks" is on your checklist of things you seek in a barfine.

Based on my most recent trip to AC I have to give my vote for my favourite bar to Neros Forum. There must have been about 150 women there with no more than 20 guys at around 7pm. I guess that this is the advantage of going to AC during the rainy season. I also liked the indoor connection to the Blue Nile side where there was at least another 100 women. I decided to pick a 24 year old named Arlene to be my companion for the night. This turned out to be an excellent choice and was the highlight of my week in AC.

Photos: Arlene - Nero's Forum 01 02 03

I think Arlene is in my first trip report 3 or 4 years ago and has worked in about 8 or 9 bars....very cool chick and great blow job. I believe Iron Eagle also has some photos of her in his last report. Looks amazing for a girl that has worked in the business that long.

Still an incredible number of girls working this place. Probably a better than average hottie/regular ratio - definitely worth checking out these days. I ended up barfining a gal who had an awesome bod in every way except the boobs dept. That ass still looked great from behind though.

Bums me out how Nero's Forum is closed now. I have a ton good memories from this place and how they use to pack the ladies on stage.

It has been redone into a disco called "High Society." Barely missed the grand opening during my previous trip.

Not sure what exactly the focus will be of the place. A pickup for regular ladies and freelancers? A place to take your date? Both?

Guess I will find out soon.

(Message edited by xenono on November 14, 2011)

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